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patheticcryptid · 2 years
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vigilantegreen · 10 months
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I honestly feel like nobody in lotr mentions how fucking weird Legolas is. He stays up pacing the floor and singing to himself in the dead of night. He deadass stares straight into the tree line in the absolute pitch black when no one else can see anything. He yells goodbye to a river he has heard about in songs. He's so strange and not one character mentions it AT ALL. I absolutely love him.
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booksinthelakes · 7 months
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Literally would watch this on repeat.
Like daily. Hourly. EVERY MINUTE OF EVERY DAY.
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cat-cosplay · 2 months
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"A little more caution from you, that is no Trinket to be knocked off tables!"
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trianna-phoenix · 2 months
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At a dinner party, bilbo is first seen by the public, nobody knows who he is or why there’s a hobbit in the company of the king but rumors spread quickly.
Later the next day, bilbo is reading a book and minding his own business
Kili and fili bursting into the room: “did you sleep with uncle???”
Bilbo, blankly: “I mean? Not yet”
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tenaciousgeckos · 2 months
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Shakespeare: So, in Macbeth, the forest doesn't actually move, it's just an army holding branches
C.S. Lewis & J.R.R. Tolkien: And we took that personally
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royaltea000 · 1 year
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Thranduil when Legolas shows up late in Valinor with Starbucks and a dwarf 
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njordr · 2 months
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gay people can never say i love you it’s always gotta be some shit like “i look absurd,” “it is a gift, a token of our friendship. true friends are hard to come by.”
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lonicera-edulis · 2 months
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Now I feel like I made it up, but I think that sometimes I was noticing bagginshield fanart where Thorin is drawn more realistic while Bilbo looks more cartoonish.
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mathelaw · 2 months
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lovely-v · 1 year
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This is so legendary Tolkien cannot help being hilarious he tries to be this serious dry narrator but I see you Mr. Stand up comedy
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patheticcryptid · 1 year
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Keeping with tradition when it comes to Tolkien verse on screen, I am expecting Legolas in season 2 of RoP.
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vigilantegreen · 11 months
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Obsessed with the fact that in the two towers when they're hunting the orcs that took Merry and Pippin, Legolas is like "the smell of trees...better than any sleep! Let's keep going!" And Gimli is like "please I'm begging, I would like a rest, just five minutes"
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imaybeabear · 5 months
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JRR Tolkien: I am so normal and not at all traumatized by the tarantula that bit me as a child :)
Bilbo and Frodo, being chased Scooby Doo style by several giant, bloodthirsty spiders: are you sure about that?!?
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cat-cosplay · 7 months
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cillianwilder · 30 days
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