#i cant believe she called him jeff

[fyeaheddiemunson]

#joseph quinn #joe quinn #oscars 2024 #i cant believe she called him jeff #he is going to get so drunk tonight after that

[indouloureux]

This is more centered around Wayne and eddie cause we got robbed of seeing them together. Reader is coming over to watch a movie with eddie (maybe they're new and eddie was nice to them and reade had nothing to do that day or something.) So eddie is panicking and wayne finds it hilarious.

I JUST- I CANT ENOUGH OF EDDIE AND WAYNE I DEMAND MORE FICS

"i've got a girl coming over."

the mug in his hand stops halfway, newspaper falling backwards with the lack of support. wayne's head lowers, looks up at his nephew—who looks...proper, today—through his short eyelashes.

"well, that's a first," he sips his coffee, tongue scorched but it's not as painful as it used to be. "you babysitting or something?"

"n-no," eddie fiddles with his rings, fixing everything on the desk he's standing next to. he fixes the mugs he bought for his uncle, the scattered pens and folding the bills, shoving it inside a drawer. "she's a friend- did you shower today?"

wayne furrows his eyebrows. "i shower everyday, excuse you."

but he doesn't believe it. he saunters over to him, leaning down to take a whiff of his shoulder which makes wayne swat him away with his newspaper.

"what the hell?"

"you smell okay," eddie straightens his back. "listen, she wants to meet you."

wayne chuckles, closing his newspaper. "you didn't tell me you had a girlfriend,"

"she's not!" he blushes profusely, mostly out of embarrassment that he's blushing in front of his uncle like he'd asked eddie about a crush he had when he was in first grade. "she just wants to hang out and she says she wants to get to know you."

he buys it just a bit, standing up from his seat. "well, whaddya both plan on doing today?"

"watching a movie,"

"boring," he snorts. "when i was your age, i took girls out on dates outside of town. ate at diners, watched movies at cinemas, then we'd get behind my car and-"

"okay well first, the cinema's down. second, i'm not ready to have that conversation yet and i don't think i will," eddie tugs on his jacket, chin jutted with pride. "besides, you're too late for that."

"glad to know that,"

"do we have mugs?"

wayne shrugs. "i don't know. why don't you check the shelves. you give me at least three every year. father's day, my birthday, christmas. wonder how many mugs we got."

eddie rolls his eyes. "haha. funny,"

-

when wayne sees you exit eddie's van from the porch, he certainly didn't expect you'd look like a freshly picked flower from a meadow; you looked too soft for eddie, in his opinion, despite your style as he so calls it. but he's happy his nephews happy with you.

eddie senses your nervousness, couldn't help himself but let a hand hover on the small of your back as you both make your way to his uncle who's stepping on his cigarette until it dies down.

"hi!" you quip. "i'm (y/n). you must be—"

"wayne," he shakes your hand. "eddie's therapist,"

"oh!"

"i'm kidding," he lets go of your hand, ignoring the murderous glare of eddie who towers behind you. "i'm his uncle. glad to meet you. he's never shut up about you."

that was a lie. he only heard about you earlier. but he loves to inflict embarrassment.

your cheeks roseate, looking back at eddie who's eyes burn holes at the bald head of his uncle who raises his brows as if to ask what had been wrong. eddie shakes his head, finally letting his hand settle on the dip of your spine as he leads you inside.

"welcome to my humble abode, provided by my ever loving uncle," you observe the baby picture beside the small television, with a much younger wayne with darker hair and a mush of curls coating the top of his head, and an eddie who's smiling brightly with missing teeth, his uncle's hands resting on his chest. "that's me."

"cute," you chuckle. eddie looks at wayne, who gives him a thumbs up and crosses his arms. "what movie are we watching?"

"the fly," eddie says, looking over the table where the dvd rests. wayne snorts, which makes you whip your head at him that he apologizes with a smile. "j-jeff goldblum's in it,"

"nice,"

"hey, uncle wayne?" eddie's voice cracks, wincing but luckily enough you're still at your curiosity venture. "do we have any candles? those long, good smelling sticks that you use when you cook?"

his face blanks. "eds, we never had candles. and we ran out of those good smelling sticks. write them down on the grocery list for me, would ya?" eddie nods, and he pats him on the shoulder. "miss (y/n), sad i wouldn't be able to stay longer but," he takes his cap from a rack. "duty calls."

"oh, it's okay," you smile at him. "i'll take good care of eddie, sir. make sure he's taking all his vitamins and tell me all about his childhood,"

"roger that," wayne tugs his nephew by the shoulder, reaching for his pocket as he leans in to whisper. "now, eddie, you know i'm old. and you know you've got two months left till you leave that hell of a pit, so here's a little gift,"

he takes his hand, opening it widely before he slams something plastic in eddie's palm. when wayne removes his hand, he winces at the sight of the trojan condom in his hand.

"what the fuck?!" he looks behind frantically to make sure you weren't looking before eddie shoves it in his pocket. "i just met her last week!"

"well, you never know,"

reblogs and feedback are appreciated <3

#eddie munson blurb #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson x you #eddie munson x y/n #eddie munson fluff #eddie munson fic #eddie munson fanfiction #wayne munson

[pluto-00]

Miles!42 hc’s

w/black!fem!reader

a/n: they way I see ppl write him is so stereotypical..this is still miles we’re talking about! Js bc he got braids n a cooler atmosphere, bro is NOT running w a gang. Plus if my spanish is used wrong, pls tell me!! I wanna make sure this is perfect.

also…these hcs are so silly and cute <33 had alot of fun writing this tbh.

Miles!42 who acts so hard in-front of others and his friends but really he’s just as dorky and awkward. (Likes playing minecraft but keeps it on the down-low, cuz he gets embarrassed.)

Huge video game enthusiast, from mortal kombat to terraria you already know he’s on that. Ganke and him play terraria all the time.

Miles!42 who mentions you all the time which kinda pisses Ganke off.

Does certain things to impress his uncle, trying to seem cool and more like a man. But you of all people, know he’s just fronting.

Miles!42 who thinks he seems sooo nonchalant, but really he cares about you so much.

Gotta huge soft spot for you and his mama.

When he comes over to your place to hang out, he always has some type of tubbaware filled with Rio’s cooking. She refuses to send that boy over without some sort of pleasantries. Which causes your mom to ask when is miles coming over, just to have some of ríos cooking.

“When’s that lil boyfriend of yours coming over? His momma cook food real good.”

“First of all, it’s for me. Ms.Morales loves me.”

Miles!42 who is a huge sneakerhead and will talk shit if he sees you with dirty air forces.

“Yo, you kinda nasty for that.”

“Whatchu talking about?”

“Why are your forces so dirty? Didn’t I tell you I got some sneaker cleaner at my place.”

“Mmcht, man get out my face, these are old ass hell.”

Gets a side job just to buy some sneakers or those over-priced spray ground book-bags.

Always leaving his friends to hang with you.

“I’m taking my girl out today, so I can’t.”

“I cant hang, me and my girl chilling tommorrow.”

Miles!42 who runs over to your place when yall had an argument, with your favorite soda and bag of chips he got from the corner store. Apologizes a-lot, especially if he knew was in the wrong.

“M’sorry, alright? I was doing too much.”

“No shit..” You’d say before pulling him into a hug.

Acts out for his little friends, calling you “ma” in-front of them, knowing damn well his real mama at home don’t play like that.

This boy will turn into somebody’s mother in public!! Talking shi under his breath in spanish, especially when he see’s ppl acting a fool in public.

“¿Estas personas no tienen entrenamiento en el hogar?”

Very assuring when it comes to you, especially when you over think something.

“You’re doing fine, mi querída. Don’t let those bad thoughts get to you..”

Anytime he see’s you in a cute outfit, hes so quick to say

“You look beautiful, te adoro.”

When Miles had you over at his place for the first time, he introduced you to his mother right away. And then later to Uncle Aaron.

You were nervous of making a bad first impression, but she found you very respectful and a good fit for Miles. Which led to her and you becoming really close, every-time you go over to Miles place you always ask where Rio is.

“Ms. Morales! You’re future daughter-in-law is here!” Which causes miles to get embrassed and for Rio to laugh.

“Ms. Morales, miles is being mean to me,” She goes along with it, jokingly telling miles to stop bothering you.

“Ms. Morales, you gotta teach me how to make this..” Who excitedly writes down the recipe and shows you step by step on how to make it.

Uncle Aaron likes you being with miles because you bring him out of his shell. He believes Jeff wouldve enjoyed your company too.

Miles!42 who’s tender-headed. Thats it.

Don’t let nobody but himself braid his hair. Which was a shock to Uncle Aaron, when he found out Miles let you wash and braid his hair.

But you swear up and down he act’s like a baby when you braid his hair, you literally have to resort to your black momma instincts when his head moves the slightest or his hand reaches up to the area you were braiding.

“Move ya hand!”

“You tugging on my scalp, fym?”

“Not my fault you tender-headed.”

“Mmcht-“

“Don’t suck ya teeth at me-“

Misses his dad dearly, calls you up to talk to you, anything to keep his mind off of it for a while. Only to eventually open up further, while you comfort him.

Miles is a big momma’s boy. Considering Rio is the only parent he has left, he would do anything for her. She’s stressed? He’s telling her to relax for the day. It’s mothers day? He’s going all out, with a boquete of her favorite flowers and a gift that she’s been talking about for the longest but never has had the time or money to buy.

Watches anime religiously, gets into those heated anime debates like who would win Goku or One punch man? Which is one is mopping the floor Sukuna or Gojo?

#black!reader #miles 42 #wiles morales #miles 42 x reader #miles 42 x black reader #x black reader #black writers #pluto 00 ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ #miles 42 hc #headcanons #miles hc #black romance #spiderman atsv #across the spiderverse

[seireitonin]

please can you do some Nina headcannons I love your version of Nina!!!!

Yes! My fellow scemo queen I love her! I was pretty indifferent to her before, but seeing her on tumblr and TikTok made me like her a lot more! Especially bc ppl hc/draw her as black and the fandom needs diversity! I like many others hc her as black so these will be written that in mind!

🎀Nina the killer Headcanonns🎀

Nina grew up in the suburbs

So she got bullied really bad

Not just because the way she looks, being scemo but being black and dark skinned

She would sob herself to sleep every night

She started to hate her skin color, bad

Like really bad

She correlated it with being “ugly”

So when she got into Creepypasta and saw Jeff, she was mesmerized by him

I mean he was beautiful. The pale skin, jet black long hair the blue eyes

The opposite of everything Nina was

So she aspired to be like him

So she practiced with knives she stole

Butterfly knife tricks, knife throwing you name is she could do it

She also taught herself how to fight

So next time when her bullies tried it with her, she beat their asses so bad

I mean really really bad

She got suspended

And got stereotyped as the “violent angry black girl” causing her to get isolated even more

It wasn’t fair. She was just defending herself and retaliating

Her mental health was awful and she was severely insecure

So she dove into Creepypasta and Jeff even more

When Jeff started putting letters in her locker she was so happy

She would do anything to be his and Jeff knew that

He came into her life when she was unwell and vulnerable

So he manipulated a 17 year old Nina into doing what he wanted

He made her cut a smile in her face

He encouraged her to bleach her skin, playing on her insecurities

“Don’t you want to be beautiful like me?”

She went along with it, she hated her skin color anyway

And he told her to killer her family last. She did it.

Then he abandoned her in the mess she made

Nina thought Jeff was her only purpose and put all her value into being Jeff’s

She thought Jeff gave her her worth and she thought she “loved” him

She looked for him and found him when she was 20

Jeff, impressed with her finding him kept her around, but he’s never liked her

This was all Nina thought she was worthy of and the closest thing she thought she was gonna get to love

This went on till she was 26

One day Jeff told Nina to find and kill Jane

Jane being the baddie she is talked some sense into her as they fought

“Fighting me? Because Jeff told you to? You and I both know he doesn’t like you. Why do you listen to him?”

“No. You don’t know what you’re talking about!”

Nina was deeply in denial

“Come on Nina. Cant you see Jeff is using you to do his dirty work and for fun? I don’t believe you’re that stupid.”

Nina gets teary eyed and runs back to Jeff

“Do you like me at all?”

Nina knew the answer but part of her wanted to prove Jane wrong. But she knew that wouldn’t happen

“Like you? I like that you do what I say. Did you kill that bitch Jane like I told you to?” He laughs in her face

Nina attacks Jeff out of anger. She gave her whole life to this man since she was 17 and he didn’t even respect her?

Nina got a few hits and stabs in but Jeff ultimately won. You can’t outdo the doer

He kicked her out and screamed at her. He called her every insult. Pointed out every insecurity. Made her feel worthless

Nina wanders through the forest sobbing and injured and comes across Jane again

“Jane, I’m sorry I-“

“You’re injured, did Jeff do that?”

Nina nods and cries

Jane takes her to EJ and lets Nina stay with her

Nina wasted her years on a guy she never loved and a man who never even liked her

They grow closer over the months and have multiple conversations

“How could I have fallen for that? I’m so fucking stupid Jane.”

“You were a child, Nina. You have to forgive yourself”

“Jane…I hated you. Why are you being so nice to me?”

“You need space to heal from Jeff. Besides, we’re both his victims in our own ways.”

That word “victim” broke Nina. She killed and got stronger so she wouldn’t be a victim of anyone. But she willingly became Jeff’s victim by being so insecure

She cried and cried for months

She wasted her life on Jeff

While she was going through the process she started her relationship with Toby (I went into detail on that on TikTok)

She asked Toby and Jane to come with her to EJ to get her smile stitched up permanently, leaving every piece of Jeff behind

She’s also letting her skin heal and go back to its natural color and she’s super insecure about it

“Toby…what if you don’t think I’m pretty anymore?”

“Huh?”

“My skin…”

“Oh, that. I don’t care about that. I think it’s really pretty. You’re really pretty. I don’t care about your skin. I care about you.”

Nina let some silent tears stream down her face and smiles. She knows Toby only says what he means. And bluntly. “Thank you, Toby”

Nina is 27 years old

She’s 5’8

Nina is full scemo in looks and music

Nina listens to emo, scene, dubstep, hardcore, post hardcore, metalcore and pop punk. But she’ll listen to anything she likes

She loves going to concerts and raves, since she never got to go as a teenager

She drags Toby along, even though he’s not a people person(he enjoys himself bc he’s emo too even though he won’t admit it)

Toby let Nina cut his hair because she begged him to. She wanted to give him straight emo hair with layers and a fringe and she did just that

She wants to dye it pink and black to match hers but he won’t let her. She still begs him every day though.

She’s always been good at doing emo hair because she’s been cutting her own hair for years and dying it too

Nina loves thrifting and shopping (Toby goes with her so she doesn’t get harassed)

The skin where her smile is stitched up is textured and scarred

Nina sometimes misses her smile and will draw it on with makeup

Her favorite foundation is Fenty Beauty and her shade is 430 :3

She loves making Candi bracelets especially with Toby and Jane

She “steals” Toby and Jane’s clothes

Nina’s favorite foods are cosmic brownies, birthday cake milkshakes, sushi, burritos and kettle corn

She loves sugar a lot and any food that’s rainbow like her

She’s always switching hair colors but always goes back to pink and black

Nina and Toby have matching piercings! (Canine bites, septum, tongue, eyebrows, and a whole bunch of ear piercings)

Nina has band posters all over her room and plushies too!

Her pillow is always stained with hair dye

Nina teases her hair every day so it’s super big

Nina kills people still, but mainly shitty boyfriends

Nina has tried to be friends with clockwork but Clockwork REALLY doesn’t like her because she’s dating Toby now

Nina is sweet, bubbly, outgoing and kind so a lot of creeps like her :3

She’s a bit more mature now that she’s away from Jeff and a lot happier too

When Nina teases and straightens her hair she teases and straightens Toby’s hair as well. He doesn’t care. He’s actually impressed with how cool it looks

Nina loves practicing her screaming while Toby sings and plays drums but she’ll practice screaming on her own too

Nina has big round light brown eyes

She feels horrible about stuff she’s done in the past

Nina gets really insecure about people not liking her and she’s scared Toby and Jane secretly hate her

She’s much smarter than she was before but you can’t really tell by the way she acts

Nina hugs Jane and thanks her once a day. She wouldn’t have gotten away from Jeff without her

Take Toby’s goggles and wears them to raves

His mouth guard sometimes too

She’s just healing her inner child by being her beautiful self

And having people around her that truly love her

She loves wearing pink lipgloss and black lipliner to match her hair

Her makeup is traditional emo/ scene makeup circular eyeshadow and big eyeliner

She convinced Toby to wear a bit of eyeliner

Nina is bisexual!

She had a crush on Jane first but didn’t act on it since Jane’s married

Nina has an extremely high pain tolerance and plans go get tattoo sleeves all in one sitting

Mixes her black culture with scemo culture

Brown lip liner and large hoop earrings with some 90s/y2k fashion seen on black women at the time along with all her emo fashion

She’s truly accepting herself we love that for her she would’ve never done that before what a queen

Nina is a huge people pleaser

She’s extremely hyper, expressive and jumpy!

(God I love her!)

When she likes someone or falls in love she’s extremely obsessive and will do literally anything for them

Unironically likes the ham egg and cheese hot pockets

Doesn’t wear purple as much as she used to reminds her of when she met Jeff

Constantly getting candy from LJ

She enjoys rolling the dice to see if it’s poisonous or not

She’s impulsive and a risk taker like that

Wow this is long can you tell I’ve thought about her character a lot?

#creepypasta #creepypasta hcs #creepypasta fandom #creepypasta characters #creepypasta headcanon #crp #nina the killer headcanons #creepypasta nina the killer #nina the killer #nina hopkins #ninathekiller #ninathekillerhcs #ninathekillerheadcanons #nina the killer creepypasta

[aritamargarita]

ATTITUDE || 020

it finally worked OMG. 1, 2, is this on….

also, i cant believe attitude won over golden i was like “:O” but i can kinda see that now lmao

there is kinda a lot going on here but when isn't this series chaotic? hope you guys like it anyway. shout out to mickie dressing up as trish stratus. thank you for your service mickie stratus....again this is pretty shorter than i wanted it to be and i apologize LMAO

YOU JUST WANT to cry. Cry as hard as you can. Tonight, you lost. And there's nothing you can do to change it. You could have a rematch many weeks from now, but nothing changes the fact you lost at Vengeance.

“Jeff Hardy will pay for his transgressions.” Raven says, bandaging up his wrists. “I will see to it that he will never try and fight with me again.”

He only came around after your “temper-tantrum” was over. You’re not sure if that was a good thing or not.

There are still a few chairs isolated around the room (since..you pretty much threw them in anger), shelves knocked over, and here you were, sitting on the ground. In the process, you had even accidentally hurt yourself.

There’s a lot to take in. For a second, you consider telling Dr. Smiley about this. 

Raven ordered you to clean yourself up a bit, noticing that you had a mix of dried blood and fresh blood on your hands and arm.

So you are. You’re scrubbing away with moist towelettes. 

“A mere Hardy boy thinks he can get the best of me. Crazy.” He complains. “However, everything isn’t a total loss. The blood I shed today can only make us closer, [Name].”

As strange as it sounds, you’d like to think he’s right. From your blood and his own, despite scrubbing it off, perhaps this just means you two will grow a stronger bond.

There’s nothing for you to say, really. You didn’t want to upset him if you told him you were mad at him. But he wasn’t alone, you were also angry at Jeff.

And you didn’t even want to ask what he thought of the match itself..

The both of them ruined it anyways. At this point, you’re sure Torrie’s got the air rushing to her head and she thinks that maybe, just maybe, she can beat you all the time.

This was just a nightmare.

The door to the locker room opens to reveal none other than the Women’s Champion with a smile on her face…before it falls into a nasty glare. “Um, excuse me, this is the women’s locker room.” She says, attempting to stare Raven dead in the eye. 

“I know.” He doesn’t even spare her a glance, instead opting to finish up his bandaging.

“Then get out.” Trish orders. “You’re not supposed to be in here.”

He shakes his head. “I don’t want to. I’m having a conversation. If you don’t like it, then you can go away.”

She looks offended. When the champion gives someone an order, they’re expected to follow! “Not gonna happen. Again, women’s locker room? If you don’t get out, I’m gonna call someone and they’ll throw you out. So you better go..”

You look at Raven and he looks at you. There's a look in your eye that's signaling for him to just leave it be. Thankfully, he simply groans and walks past Trish begrudgingly to the exit.

"Good riddance," She mumbles, slamming the door behind him. When she turns back to look at you, she feels like she's right back to square one. “You’re uh…you were really loud earlier. Are you okay?”

Her voice rung through your ears like bells. She sounds very nervous. She can clearly see the chairs lying around. Victims, all of them..

She too had meant to come earlier, but after hearing how angry you were, decided against it.

You rub your hands over your face. By loud, she must’ve meant that you’ve been screaming in anger for the past hour. You’re pissed and rightfully so.

“Do I look okay?!” You exasperatedly say, jumping up from your spot. It startles her. “Do you think I look okay right now???”

“Well, I mean, you look very pretty…?” Trish says, but for some reason it sounds more like a question than a statement.

You just look up at her to stare. You don’t know whether you want to slap her or come over and just hug her and cry.

“See, I just wanted to say that I saw your match, err…half of the locker room saw it, actually. I’m sorry that happened.” She admits, throwing her title over her shoulder. Trish doesn’t know what else to offer you other than her condolences.

Sorry didn’t change anything. Sorry didn’t change the fact you lost. Sorry didn’t change the fact you’ve embarrassed yourself in front of Raven.

With her successful title offense and your unsuccessful match, she starts to feel horrible. She hides it behind her back, hoping that you’d see her as any other competitor.

“Yet again, another man ruins it for us women.” She rolls her eyes. “Ugh. I can’t stand them sometimes. And I don’t know what you’ve got going on with Raven, but he just gives me bad vibes.”

You just stare at Trish in silence, so she decided to continue her tangent.

Trish comes a little closer, seeing that you have not reached for any projectiles. The sight of your face makes her frown, you really look worn down…

She’s not entirely sure how to comfort you with all those words, but she reaches a hand out to set a hand on your shoulder.

It's when you start to spill out everything that’s on your mind. Before you know it, tears start to stream down your cheeks.

“I don’t know what to do! I lost! This is humiliating! I lost to someone who can’t even tell the difference between a arm lock and a wrist lock!”

….......

Trish pauses for a second. Of course she’s not gonna tell you she had trouble with identifying them at first. “Hey, hey, it’s okay! There's always next time.."

“It’s just not enough! Raven’s gonna be so embarrassed, he’s never gonna come out with me again and—“

“Who cares about Raven?” Trish interrupts you. “Listen, you two may be a thing or whatever, but you definitely don’t need his approval.”

You didn’t need Raven’s approval? That’s wrong. Of course you did. After all, he’s saved you. Saved you from yourself and started a slow journey to help you figure out who you truly are.

This really was you. And you needed to welcome it in with open arms.

“And on top of that,” She continues. “You don’t need any man’s approval! Take it from me, the old mistress of Mr. McMahon..”

“What?! Ew!” You exclaim. Thinking that it was a bit rude, you cover your mouth. “Oops, I’m sorry..”

“No, ew is right. Now that I think about it, I don’t even know why I did that..” Trish sighs. “Maybe it was for more opportunities. Maybe it was so T&A could have an advantage. Either way, nothing good came out of it. I was humiliated on television. But hey, look where I am now?”

She then shows you her title with a smile. “On top of the world!“

You smile at her, but there’s a twinge of bitterness among your expression. Trish seems to falter. That isn’t what she meant to do.

“T&A?” You repeat, doing your best to ignore the title. “What’s that?”

“I used to be a valet. T&A was a tag team. Test and Albert, if you’ve seen them around.” She says. “It’s over now, but wow. Anyway, it's probably best if we talk about you instead."

You wipe your eye. "Me?"

"Yeah." She nods. "Obviously, you need to get your head back in the game..to get people's mind off of your loss, why not try and make a statement?"

Trish doesn't exactly understand what she's just done. It dawns on you that your Hardy boy slash Lita plan has yet to be in action. If she says to make a statement, then that's exactly what you'll do.

"You're you. So show everybody else who exactly you are!" She says, poking you a bit too harshly on the chest.

You know exactly how you’d do it.

“Thanks, Trish. I know exactly what'll do.” You say, giving her a grin. She's stroked the fire that should've been put out weeks ago. “I need to get changed.”

“Hold on—...” Trish wasn’t exactly done talking to you yet, but you’re already heading out the door. Maybe you've gotten the correct message...

BACKSTAGE // 7:51 PM

The makeup artist, Jan, helped you out with adjusting your makeup and your new hair.

“Thanks, Jan.” You wave, hopping out of the chair. You better hurry, you were sure the match between Jeff and Matt already started.

You look at yourself in the mirror. It’s you, but you’re copying Lita. You’ve never really tried to do it before, preferably doing your own thing. You loved her style, yet you never thought you would see yourself mimicking her.

You don’t want anyone to see you, it’d ruin the surprise and you’d rather not deal with the awkwardness that comes along with it.

Lita, Lita, Lita….she’s made such a big mistake. She’s supposed to be your friend, but she turns around and talks about you behind your back? She’s just like Torrie. No, she's like everyone else.

And you really liked Lita too. It’s a shame you had to do this and it’s an even bigger shame to have to beat her up after Vengeance. She can’t win against you. You’re sure this’ll be your second time winning against her.

Lita just can’t compare. She can do as many hurricanrana’s and moonsaults as she pleases! She’s just not you. She will never be you.

Gosh, you should’ve known she would do that. Lita reassured you that she’d never hurt you, but here Debra was, telling you what she “said” verbatim. She must have been jealous, yes, that was it. Jealousy for sure.

Or, so you think. You still haven’t figured out that she was fabricating most of it. More than likely you won’t realize until it’s too late.

Seeing your own reflection makes you laugh. It makes you laugh so hard that you couldn’t even breathe for a second. It comes to a halt when you realize you’re wasting time. You have to get out there.

You’re trying to brush on some eyeshadow when you’re startled by a loud voice..

“Lita! You’ve got some guts showin’ up around here..”

Great. This is just the person you want to see. He’s going to regret this. So are you. You slowly turn around, shaking your head. “No, I’m not Lita, I’m—“

“Debra?!?!! Where's my pacemaker!?” Austin yelled out, clutching his chest. The outfit you were in was absolutely horrific to see.

You want to laugh so bad, but you know he’s THIS close to killing you. This just solidifies it. Austin just knew he couldn’t let you out of his sight for one second. Debra told him to let you do your thing, now look where that got you.

Now you look just like Lita, the woman who had no idea what belts were, the woman who you’d be going up against after Vengeance.

First, it was that damn Raven, now it's this? He has a lot to talk with you about.

You can hear Debra loudly suck her teeth from the other room. “Gosh, what is it now, Steve?!” She seems aggravated, but the moment she steps outside and sees you was when it disappears. “…Oh my.”

Austin takes one look at you, then covers his head and shakes it in shame. Pain. Pain is all he feels right now. “What in the hell are you wearing?” He finally asks.

“I just….uh.” You’re not sure what to say. How could you explain yourself? “There’s Lita and...I wanted to do a thing, you see.”

“A thing?” Debra quirks an eyebrow at you. Hopefully she’s not angry or anything. You're not sure whether to be more afraid of Austin or HER!

“You know what? I’m just gonna run away now.” This is exactly what you wanted to avoid right now. Before they can say anything else to you, you book it down the hall back to gorilla.

You can hear both of them calling your name, but you don’t even look back.

VENGEANCE // 8:03 PM

“One, two—!!“

As Lita’s in the middle of counting the pin,  you happily skip down the ramp, waving to the fans as you go. Lita turns over towards the front where you were, a look of confusion on her face. 

What were you doing? 

Lita completely disregards Matt’s pin attempt, heading over to the ring ropes. She leans forward on them, trying to yell your name. “Hey! [Name]! What’re you doing??” You look just like her, which is strange because you looked completely normal earlier.

'Look at this! I told you she's got a couple of screws loose!' Jerry exclaimed. 'Talk about double trouble.'

'I almost can't tell who's who..' JR remarked. There was a bit of sarcasm behind his voice.

You don’t reply to her, instead looking up at her with a smile. You even mock her little Hardy hand sign. Then, you just start to skip around the ring. 

Lita’s eyes don’t stop following you. She doesn’t even care about the match right now. Why are you dressed up like that?!

Jeff and Matt hadn’t even noticed you, nor did they notice Lita’s attention being pulled away. “Hey!!” She tries once again to get your attention. “[Name]! What the hell?!”

Finally, you give her your undivided attention. You jump onto the ring apron with a smile. Lita’s finally able to come towards you.

You can hear her complaints a little better now, but who cares? You want to express how much you hate her. You feel like you’ve made a lot of bad decisions and you feel as if there will be more to come in the future.

For some reason, this is the only way you could convey how much you hate her right now.

You bring her in for a kiss. It ended as quick as it started, and it definitely looked more like a hug than anything. The moment Lita tries to swipe at you, it was already over.

The crowd makes a “whoaaa!” sound, which means you’ve got them right where you want them. But most importantly, you think you’ve got Team Xtreme’s main girl right where you want her.

Lita looks like she’s seen a ghost. Though even as she pales, she starts to turn red. She wasn’t expecting that at all.

…That….actually really hurt. You did it so haphazardly that Lita has to swipe a finger against her lip just to check if she was bleeding.

And nope, as your research has concluded, talent wasn’t transmitted that way either. You make a note to let Torrie know.

Lita's not sure whether to have hated that exchange or have enjoyed it. She's never really thought about you doing something like that, let along anything romantic despite you two being pretty good friends.

She feels like if she truly did like this, then she'd be betraying Jeff. But that kiss made her feel weird. It's something she hasn't felt in quite a while. Matt couldn't even make her feel that way.

There's something different about your lips being on her own. And even in that serious moment, she finds herself wanting it to happen again.

It's wrong, but she has to admit it, she doesn't want to be right at all. She’s too caught up in the moment. Before she knew it, you quickly enter the ring and tackle her.

If you’re supposed to be “Lita”, then you’ll be Lita. You take her referee shirt off, leaving her in the pink fishnet top she wore under it.

The crowd cheers, of course. For a moment you consider taking off your own shirt but decide against it, sliding it up and over your head. You’re the referee now.

It's a strangely cut shirt and it's especially uncomfortable with the shirt you have under, but you don't really care.

Every single person in the arena is confused. From the crowd, to the commentators, to the three that were in the ring with you.

Just what's going on through your head? You spin around in a circle. This moment just has the euphoria coursing through your veins, yet you're not sure why.

You feel like you can truly be yourself.

You weren't a sweet Nitro girl anymore. You're someone who's finding their own way in this world. If anyone wants to get out alive, they'd better move out of the way. It's every man and woman for themselves.

Trish was right. You don't need Raven's approval. You loved him dearly, yes, but just doing things by yourself felt much more natural.

It’s Matt’s turn to come over to you, and he's pissed. Not only had you kissed Lita, but you're interfering in his match. He genuinely thinks that this was an attempt to make him lose. He can't let that happen.

Yet again, you’re here to possibly ruin someones career.

He’s screaming some nonsense at you and all you’re doing is twirling your hair. "Hey!" Matt (halfway) snaps you out of your trance. "What's your deal?!"

“Don’t you think I’m pretty?!” You suddenly ask. “Look, you see I’m Lita! Tell me I’m pretty! Or....maybe you wanna kiss me too?”

Matt stops his yelling to look at you in confusion. Nothing but word vomit seems to be coming out of your mouth. You pucker your lips in anticipation, but Matt just shakes his head at you.

The match is starting to derail and it gets worse when Jeff slowly starts to get up and look over at the commotion.

“What’s going on—?” He too, gets struck by the arrow of confusion. You think it’s a good look for him, although he tends to look confused 50% of the time.

Still, no one even had a clue what they should do. Technically, were you the referee now? Both brothers didn't know if they should still follow Lita's orders or follow yours.

In a stunning turn of events, Jeff shoves Matt out of the way, coming towards you. "[Name], are you alright?! Why’re you dressed like that?”

To everyone, this was well deserved. Especially since he came out and ruined your own match. Fortunately for him, you truly had other things in mind.

"You ruined my match!“ You cry out, throwing your fists to hit him in the chest. “Everything is your fault! If you didn't attack Raven, I would’ve won! I hate you!”

You’re starting to actually hurt him, so he has to grab your arms to stop your flailing. “You don’t mean that—hey! Listen to me! Go backstage!” You're obviously not in the right state of mind. He can't have you out here.

The match can still be saved, he thinks. There's still time. If he can get your attention off and somehow get you backstage, everything can continue like nothing happened!

And later, he can finally talk to you about what he did. If you wanted answers, that’s what he’ll give you. Just not now.

“I don’t care! I’m not leaving!” You refuse. He’s slowly starting to get a bit irritated. This isn't a good time and he can tell something's not right in your head at the moment.

He’s going to say something else, but Matt comes over and shoves him away. He’s not happy about Jeff pushing him earlier.

They get into an argument, and Lita takes this opportunity to confront you about your behavior. “What was that?! Give me my shirt!"

And no one could call off the match. Well, Lita technically could, but almost all rules have been thrown out the window thanks to your appearance.

You don't say anything, so she pushes you. Something inside of you just snapped as soon as you were pushed, so you tackle her once again and start to hit her.

Now everyone's arguing. But the boys have to put a pause on their own dispute to handle you and Lita's altercation. Jeff has to yank you off of the poor woman, hooking his arms under your own so you can't move them.

Matt’s busy helping Lita up, doing the best to stabilize her.

"Cut it out!" He yells. The crowd can only be happy that they’ve got a taste of what’s to come after Vengeance.

You think you’ve done enough damage. “You want your shirt? Here!” You take it off and throw it in her direction. “You can have it! I’m out of here.”

Jeff is taken aback by your sudden mood shift. You were just aggressive but now you’re backing off? That gut feeling he has is gnawing at him. Something’s just not right.

He lets you go and you roll out of the ring, heading right up towards the ramp. You don’t even look back.

Trish Stratus said to make a statement, so you did. You don’t think anyone would forget this bizarre match.

That’s the way it should be.

BACKSTAGE // 9:45 PM

You seriously have to breathe. It’s starting to be difficult to even try.

Torrie’s win really has gotten under your skin. It shouldn’t have, but somehow it wormed its way under.

To add onto that, that short adrenaline burst from earlier’s interference had been still lingering. Even as you pick up your cup of water, your hand is still shaking.

All that’s left for the night was the Undisputed Championship match. All the matches have come and gone. All that’s left was Chris Jericho and Stone Cold Steve Austin.

The match was definitely in it's middle stages and things weren't looking so well.

You were advised not to go out there again, with Debra being the main person telling you no. She’s not sure if she witnessed a mental breakdown or an identity crisis, but she doesn’t want you to go out and make things more worse than they already are.

She felt that she had to stay behind with you to not only cheer you up a bit, but to break the news. She knew the outcome of the match.

“Are you feeling okay?” Debra suddenly asks. “You’re shaking like a dog.” She pats your shoulder and you nod.

“I’ve never felt better!” You chime. Debra knows that it’s probably not true, but she keeps it pushing.

“I think you should sit down…” She gently pushes you over to a chair and you oblige, taking a seat right in front of her. “You’ve done a lot tonight. I think it’s time for you to head back to the hotel.”

“But the match.."

Debra waves her hand at you. "Steve should be fine. And besides, it's not going the way you want it to." Before you can question her, she continues on. "He doesn't win the title. Chris Jericho wins the title."

You gasp and cover your mouth. Was she serious?! "You're kidding!"

Sometimes the finishes of matches was to be expected, but to think Jericho was going over.....you just couldn't believe it. You're not as panicked as you would originally be, because you knew that you'd see him tonight.

Triple H would come and "save" you by attacking him in the hotel room. Maybe that's all the revenge you need. So after she confirms it with a nod, you sigh. "Alrighty then.."

"Just alright?" Debra's wary. You're not snapping. Not angry. You're just okay. "You sure?"

"Yes."

At the very least you could watch the match from the monitor. But the night just isn't over. It's not over until they go off the air. Your revenge will come soon, even if you're not the one mainly attacking him.

Though, you weren't sure about being in lingerie on national television. You're not even sure if green actually fits you.

Honestly, you’ve never been a fan of those kind of things. Back then, you were somehow able to slip between the cracks of the monstrosities that were called gimmick matches.

Oh yes, you always chickened out. Sometimes you couldn’t get away with it, but the times you did, you ended up on some sort of cleaning duty backstage.

Very annoying. Even in WCW’s dying days, you somehow were always a victim to backstage politics, even if you were a woman.

Not having enough time. Having too much time. The crowd likes you too much. Things of that nature.

Fortunately the producers were more focused on your wrestling skill. They left most of the expose to Torrie and Stacy.

Sure, it hurt a little bit. Maybe gave the slightest hit to your confidence. But it’s kind of what you want.

“I have to ask, [Name]. Just what in the world was that earlier? Gosh, you’re lucky I urged Steve to get ready for his match.”

You did feel lucky. You’d rather have Debra talk to you than him, even if you were a bit more scared of her..

“Trish said I should make a statement, so I tried to make one. To get people to forget about my match.”

“You didn’t need to do that.” She crosses her arms. “If you ask me, that is the complete opposite of making a statement. I’m sure people think you’re out of your god dang mind.”

Okay, you might have screwed that up. But you’re starting to reach into the territory of not caring anymore.

“And more importantly—“ Debra is interrupted by the door opening.

The both of you turn your heads to see none other than a tired Jeff Hardy stood before you two.

“Hey. Sorry to interrupt. Can I talk to [Name] alone, please?”

You can just feel things becoming tense yet again. Guess it’s time to lay in the bed that fate has seemed to make for you.

tbh now that i think about it? golden!debra is probably gonna be different towards reader just because of jeff jarett. it’s not like a mentor thing, so i hope you know where im going with this…either way QUEEN DEBRA!!!!

i feel like this chapter wasn't what i wanted to be because of TUMBLR but either way i still hope you liked it for now im going to try and start putting the remaining bits into another post. so one portion will be past vengeance and next will be another show i suppose.

jeff wasn’t exactly mean to us right now, i ended it on a cliff hanger, but it’s coming for sure + triple h beating jericho up while we watch and cheer HEEHEE!

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Trust No One p.2 - B.B

warnings: violence, swearing, sexual talk and content, dark!bucky

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He crawled up your body kissing your exposed chest as you moaned, “Please Bucky touch me!” he bit your neck hard, kissing it all over and sucking in some hickeys. You scratched down his back as he slid his hard cock into you, not giving you time to adjust. He start slamming into you hard as you moaned loudly, “Fuck B-Bucky! Fuck!” he started thrusting at a fast inhuman pace. “oh shit! oh shit!!” you felt a knot forming in your stomach as your orgasm approached but never came. you looked up at him and pulled him into a rough kiss as both of your tongues clashed with each other. “I'm close Bucky!” 

“Cum baby girl, cum for me!” he reached over to the side of the bed and grabbed his gun off the nightstand table and he pulled back pointing it at you. You looked up at him and saw a flash as he shot the gun at you.

You jumped out of bed and gasped loudly holding your chest and looking around. It was a dream, it was only a dream. You looked at the time and it said 2:30 pm. You groaned and laid back down on your bed. You couldn’t believe you just had a wet dream about Bucky. He has never appeared in any of your dreams, until tonight. You needed to get him out of your mind, you had to avoid him at all costs. You got up out of bed as your dad knocked on your door, “y/n?” 

You walked over to the door, opened it, and frowned at him, “what?” 

He looks at you, “Oh good you’re awake. James is here and he wants to talk to you.” 

You frown, “Well I don’t want to talk to him.” 

“y/n, put some clothes on and go talk to him, now!” he frowned at you and walked down the stairs. You groaned and decided not to listen to your dad and to just go in your tank top and shorts. You walked into the living room and saw Bucky sitting on the couch with Steve and your dad was standing behind the couch. Bucky looked up at you and he frowned.

“Take a seat y/n,” he suggested pointing to the chair sofa.

“No I’m good, ill stand.” you cross your arms on your chest.

He frowned at you and leaned forwards onto his knees and pushed his hair back as a few curls bounce back in his face, “So last night, you disrespected me.” 

“I didn't do shit to you last night.” you spat.

“Shut up!!” he yelled at you and you flinched. He sighed calming himself down, “So last night you disrespected me. I don’t like it when people tell me what to do and frankly I don’t like the fact that you called me a pussy. I mean, I am what I eat, but that’s beside the point.” you looked at him and squeezed your legs together, at the thought of him between your legs, eating your pussy out like his life depended on it. Bucky took notice of your movement and he smirked, “You dont ever challenge me, on anything. I don’t care if you hate me so much that you want to kill me, you don’t ever talk to me the way you did. And with actions comes consequences,” he stood up and rolled up his sleeves, “because you are a women and i would never hit a women in my life, your dad is going to have to suffer.” two of his bodyguards grabs your dad by the arms as he tries to push them off.

“No James you don’t have to do this!” your dad pleaded.

“Bucky stop!” you went to go stop him, but Steve got up and grabbed your waist holding you back. Bucky put his hair in a ponytail and put on a pair of brass knuckles.

“You know that one of my rules, the first thing i told you Jeff when i hired you, don’t disrespect me and we wont have a problem. Now on the other hand, your daughter was the one who did it, so since i cant touch her, you are going to have to take her punishment. And until she apologizes, i wont stop, and trust me i can go all night.” Bucky swung and punched your dad in the face with his brass knuckles. 

You screamed as you tried to pull away from Steve, you started to cry, “Bucky! Stop! He didn’t do anything!” Jeff spit out blood and put his head down as they still held onto him. 

Bucky looked at you, “Apologize and ill stop y/n. Simple as that.” 

“No! Fuck you Bucky!” you cried loudly sobbing. Bucky shrugged and punched your dad a few more times in the face, until he had blood pouring out of his nose and from a cut on his cheek. Bucky started punching him in the stomach as Jeff groaned loudly in pain.

“Pl-Please sto-stop..” Jeff said softly as it was hard for him to speak. Bucky looked back at you as he took off the brass knuckles. You were a completely sobbing crying mess in Steve’s arms. He had to hold you up so you wouldn’t fall to your knees. The two guys let go of Jeff as he fell down laying on his stomach groaning. Bucky took a towel and wiped his hands from your dads blood and he walks over to you and he carases your cheek as you looked up at him, tears streaming down your face, your breathing is heavy as you try to calm yourself down. 

“Do you have anything to say to me?” he looks in your eyes. You looked back into his and you closed your mouth then opened it back up and spit right in his face. He turned his head to the side as it landed on his face. He wiped it off with his towel and he turned back towards you grabbing your jaw with his hand squeezing it. You whined at the grip on your chin and looked in his eyes, it was full of lust, hatred and anger, “Why do you have to be so fucking disrespectful?! I do everything for you y/n, and all i ask is for a simple, ‘im sorry’ and i get spit on?! Just say it and it can all be over.” 

“Go to hell, James Barnes!” you spat at him. He frowned and let go of your jaw as you were both still looking in each others eyes.

pointed his finger in your face, “You asked for it.” he turned towards your father and he pushed him over with his foot so your dad was laying on his back. You looked at him with wide eyes as he lifts his foot up and above your dad’s face. You had to stop it, he was about to kick your dad’s face in.

“I’M SORRY! BUCKY I’M SORRY!! PLEASE DONT!!” you screamed and cried loudly, “Please! I’m sorry I disrespected you! Please Bucky! I’m sorry!” he turned and faced you smirking putting his foot down next to his other one.

“See? Now was that so hard y/n?” he walked over to you patting your cheek, “Let her go, Steve, come on boys get out of here.” Steve lets you go and you run to your dad looking at his face. “Oh, by the way, you have a lovely home.” he walks by one of the vases, and he pushes it off the table, and it shadders on the floor as all 4 men walk out of your house. 

…

You were waiting in the waiting room of the hospital. After Bucky left, you called 911 right away and they came and took your dad in. He was in surgery for his nose and cheek. After a few minutes, you looked up and saw Steve walking towards you sipping on a coffee while holding another one in his hand. He walked over and sat down next to you handing you the coffee. You took it and just looked down at it. “You know, he isnt as bad as you think.” 

You scoffed shaking your head, “Easy for you to say, he didn’t brutally beat your dad right in front of you because you disrespected him.” 

“Right, but you have to understand, Bucky only does these things to teach people a leason.” he sipped on his coffee.

“Oh yeah? And what’s that?” you looked at him as you played around with the lid of the coffee.

He looked back at you, “Think about it, if you were a leader of a group of people and someone does something that is out of line, what would you do to make sure they know whos boss?” 

“I would show them whose boss.” you said.

“Exactly, some people show it in different ways. Like some people, just flat-out put them in their place. Or you can choose to just show them with violence. I know its not the logical way, but its  Bucky’s way. He was only trying to prove a point, that is you stand out of line, you get consequences. He had to prove whos boss.” he said sipping his coffee, “Just give him another chance. I know you hate him right now, but I’ve known him for a long time and Bucky isn’t as bad as you think.”

You sighed and sipped your coffee, “I don’t know. Wait what are you doing here anyway? How did you even know I was here?” 

“Bucky sent me to make sure your dad was alright and to check up on you, make sure you weren’t breaking down.” 

You rolled your eyes, “Stop lying, he doesn’t care about me. He only cares if my dad is fine so he can go out and kill more innocent people.” 

“Hey, not all of them are innocent, some of those people stole from Bucky and I. so again, you gotta do what you gotta do to set an example. That’s what those people were, examples if people tried to fuck with us.” he smiled a little.

You chuckled and shook your head, “Yeah right.” 

…

A few hours later, Steve left because Bucky called him so he had to leave. You had taken a nap, until you got woken up by one of the nurses, “Excuse me? Who are you waiting for?” 

You looked at her and yawned sitting up, “My dad, Jeffery Blanco.” 

She nodded, “Oh right you’re Y/N Blanco. He came out of surgery fine and should be able to go home tomorrow. He is in room 234 just down the hall.” she points down the hallway. You nodded and got up walked down to his room and you walked in. he was laying on the bed looking at the tv. He turned his head when you entered then looked back at the tv. You walked over to him and reached for his hand but he pulled it away. 

“Dad, I-I…” he cut you off.

“Save it y/n, because of you, Bucky said I'm on probation.” he shook his head at you.

“Dad I’m sorry, what did you want me to do?” you sniffled.

“I told you to leave him alone, didn’t I? I told you to just let him say whatever he wants and just say whatever he wants to hear. But you had to go and say those things about him and now look at me. I’m in a fucking hospital bed, with a broken nose and bruised ribs.” he sighed. 

“Dad, I know, but he makes you do those things..” he cut you off again.

“It pays the bills y/n, I told you this. If I can’t provide for you or myself, how can we live? We can’t. So from now on, just listen to Bucky, whatever he says, goes. I’m not going through this every time you want to make your point.” he frowned at you, and you nodded your head looking down at your hands. You sat down on the chair next to his bed and sighed. You kept thinking about what Steve said to you. Maybe you should give Bucky a chance to see if he is this good guy everyone claims him to be. You took out your phone and texted Steve.

you

i want to talk to Bucky

i thought about what you said

i’ll give him a chance 

Steve

see? atta girl

i can be at your house tomorrow at 10

sound good?

you

yeah thanks Steve 

...

The next morning, you drove to the hospital bright and early at 8 am when visiting hours opened to release your dad from the hospital. you parked your car and walked in, going right up to his room. you walked into his room as he was getting help putting his clothes on one of the nurses. he looked up at you and got off the bed and sat down in the wheelchair they provided for him. “Finally you showed up.” the nurse wheeled him out of the room and to the nurse's station. 

“Dad they said to come at 8, it’s literally 8:05.” you sighed.

“So you’re five minutes late y/n.” 

the nurse hands him a clipboard and he signs his name then hands it to you and you sign yours handing it back to the nurse. she pushes him to the elevator and pushes the button to go down. 

“So i’m going to talk to Bucky today.” you said as the doors opened and you walked in with your dad and the nurse. she pressed the 1st floor button and your dad looked at you. 

“I thought i told you to stay away from him.”

“He wants to talk to me dad. you think i want to be anywhere near him after what he did to you? he told me he wants to talk and you told me i have to listen to what he says.” you sighed

“Well don’t fuck up any more than you already have.” he said. 

…

When you got home, you helped your dad walk to the couch as he was still sore. He sat down and sighed grabbed the controller and turned on the tv, “You want anything to drink?” you looked at him.

“Yeah get me a beer or whatever is in there.” he turned on the news and leaned back on the couch, “And get me an ice pack so I can put it on my back.” you nodded and walked into the kitchen grabbing a beer from the fridge and an ice pack walking back over to him handing it off to him.

You looked at the time, 9:45 am, “Steve should be here soon.” 

“Steve is picking you up? Why?” he frowned taking a long sip of his beer and putting the ice pack on his back.

You shrugged, “I don’t know, that’s what Steve told me. He was picking me up at 10 in the morning.” he just shook his head and watched the news.

The doorbell rang then came a knock at the door. You walked over to the door and opened it, seeing Steve, “Hey you ready? Bucky doesn’t like to wait.” you nodded and grabbed your purse.

“Dad, Steve is here. I’ll be back later.” 

“Bye!” he yelled from the couch.

…

When you arrived at Bucky’s mansion, Steve parked in the driveway next to the many cars in it. You got out and followed him to the door. He opened it and you were greeted with a bunch of smoke as there were many men in the house smoking cigars, cigarettes or blunts. It was a mixture of all three and you frowned. Why would someone want to leave in a house with a bunch of men just smoking and talking all day? Seems like it would get annoying. You followed Steve to Bucky’s office. When he opened the door, Bucky was sitting at his big desk writing stuff down on a notepad as you could see. There were 3 other men in the office smoking cigars. Steve looked at them and they got up and left the room as Steve followed behind them shutting the door behind him, just leaving you and Bucky in the room. You looked around his office, you had never been in his office before so you were curious. He had a painting behind him hanging in his hall of a man, maybe his father. You weren’t sure. You looked around some more and he had a bookshelf with many books on it, but he probably never read it before, just used it for decoration.

Bucky was the first to break the silence but didn’t look up from his notepad, “Take a seat y/n, I don’t want to take up all of your time.” 

You looked at him and walked over to his desk and sat down on one of the chairs in front of his desk. You cleared your throat and looked at him as he was still looking down at his pad. You watched his face as his nose scrunched up when he was trying to remember whatever he was trying to write down. The way his jaw would clench when he would start to write again, getting into deep thoughts. His curls in his face, his chains hanging from his neck, his exposed chest from his button-down shirt that was open. He finally finished writing and closed his notepad putting his pen down. He sat back in his chair and looked at you smirking as you shook your head getting out of your thoughts.

“So what did you want to talk to me about? Steve told me you wanted to talk to me, so speak.” he ran his hand through his hair pushing it back. 

“R-Right..um..” you tried to get your thoughts together but all you could think about was how good it would feel to run your hands through his curls and pull on them. You shook that thought out of your head and looked at him as he was staring back at you, “I just want to apologize for the other night at Desire (the name of the nightclub you work at) I shouldn’t have questioned your authority or your power. It was wrong and I think I judged you too quickly. When I first met you I thought you were this asshole that just didn’t care about other people, but you do. You helped me and my dad overcome hardship in our lives at the time and I thank you for that. If it wasn’t for you, we would be living on the streets right now. You don’t understand how grateful I am that you helped us. So again, I apologize and I bid a thank you for everything.” you both just stared at each other in silence as he processed what you said to him. Deep down, Bucky had a soft spot for you. He didn’t want to make it known, but he did like you. He would do anything for you. When you both met, and he found out you hated him, he did everything in his power to get you to like him in any way. When you still didn’t change your views on him, he wanted to give up on his feelings for you. That night at Desire, when you told him how you really felt out him, he shot that guy out of anger. He was so upset when he found out why you hated him and when he got home after that, he started to break things in the house. When he went to your house the next day, Steve told him he should make peace with you and move on. When you were still giving him attitude, he had to teach you a lesson. Had to get you to change your mind a little bit. When he sent Steve over to check up on you in the hospital, he asked Steve to help him change his mind. Tell you to give him a second chance. All he wanted was for you to be happy, with or without him. Bucky was the first to break the silence once again.

“Okay, I forgive you. And thanks for giving me a second chance to prove to you that I am not a bad person. I’m really not y/n. I know that you have your views on me being a part of the mafia and shit. But this is my life and this is what I do to make money. I buy and sell drugs, i buy and sell alcohol, i kill or torture people when they dont give me the money they owe it. Its just the way it is. Its my life and this is what i do.” he smiles at you. You have never seen him smile before and it looked so beautiful it made your heart melt, “How about I take you out for dinner tonight? My treat, to show you that I forgive you and how much of a nice guy i really am?” 

“Wait, really?” you blushed, not knowing if he is being serious or not.

“Yes really. Please let me treat you.” he smiled softly.

“Okay, i would like that.” you smiled back at him. You both stared into each others eyes. Your eyes full of excitement and love, his eyes full of lust and joy. He smiled back at you licking his bottom lip.

“I’ll come pick you up at 7 tonight. You can have Steve bring you back home now. I will see you later.” he smiled as he got up. You got up from your chair and followed him to the door as he opened it. You stopped at the door way and turned towards him kissing his cheek.

“Thank you again, I will see you at 7.” you walked out, walking over to Steve as he walked out the door to bring you home. 

You didn’t see it because you turned away, but Bucky blushed when you kissed his cheek and he shut the door leaning his back against it sighing, “She is going to be the death of me.”

…

It was 6pm and you were getting ready for your date, well, your dinner that Bucky is paying for, but you were trying to not make it seem like it was a date, but it is, but you couldn't say it was because then it's like he was asking you out and you knew he didn't have feelings for you and you couldn't get your hopes up if he didn't like you. You finished straightening your hair and then put it in a high ponytail styling it. You had on a black dress that hugged your body perfectly. Steve texted you a few hours ago, telling you to wear black so you could match Bucky. You weren't sure why Bucky wanted to match with you but you shrugged it off. You started to do your makeup and finished after a few minutes. You heard the door to your bedroom open and close. You looked up in the mirror and saw the person standing by the door of the bathroom. You turned around and looked at Bucky as he was standing there. You blushed and smiled at him, “Hey, what are you doing here?” 

He smiled at you and leaned up against the doorframe, “It's 6:30, I thought I would come early, to make sure we make our dinner reservations at 7. You look nice.” he smirked at you. 

“I could say the same for you.” you smiled at him, “Well, im ready so we can go.” you walked past him and grabbed your purse off the bed and looked at him, “Ready?” he nodded and you followed him down the stairs. Your dad was standing at the bottom of them looking up at both of you.

“Have fun you two.” he smiled nervously. You walked to your dad and hugged him smiling.

“Relax, I'll be fine. I’ll be home by 11,” you reassured your dad as he nodded.

“Don’t worry Jeff, she’s in good hands my friend.” he patted your dad’s back and you both walked out of the house. 

…

When you got to the restaurant, it was a very fancy one. No wonder why he told you to wear black, it was a black and white event happening at the restaurant. The hostess showed you to your table and Bucky pulled out your chair for you as you sat down and pulled yourself in, “Thank you.” he moved and sat down in front of you. You looked at the menu and scanned over the different options. After a few minutes, you felt a pair of eyes on you. You looked up and saw Bucky staring right at you, you smiled and blushed, “You good? You are staring at me Bucky.” 

He shook his head of his thoughts and smiled, “Sorry, you just look really beautiful tonight. I can’t help but admire your beauty.” 

You blushed at his words and looked away from him, “Stop it.” 

“It’s true though y/n. You are beautiful I don’t understand how you don’t have a boyfriend yet.” he smiled at you as you looked back over at him.

“I mean, ive had boyfriends before. But they always cheat on me or just leave me and date my best friend, or turn gay so either way, I lose.” you sighed at the thought of your last boyfriend cheating on you with the girl you hated the most. Out of all people, he cheated on you with your worst enemy. 

“Yeah, I’ve had a few of those experiences in my past, but I grew from them.” he smiled a little. The waiter came over and you guys order your food and drinks and Bucky bid him a thank you. 

After you guys ate dinner, you sat and chatted for a bit. You liked Bucky’s company, it was nice and warm. You both talked about your lives. You opened up about how it felt not really knowing your mom and how you only knew her from pictures your dad showed you. And you found out that Bucky’s dad died and that is how he became the new leader of the Mafia gang. After a few more hours of talking, the waiter came up to you guys and told you they were closing soon. You looked at the time and realized it was 11 pm, you had been talking for 4 hours and didn’t even know. Bucky got up and told you he had to bring you home before your dad freaked out if you weren’t home yet. 

When he got to your house, he parked the car outside and got out. He opened your door for you and help you out. He walked you to the door and you both stopped. You turned to him and smiled, “Well, thanks for dinner, I had a great time.” 

“Me too.” he smiled. You both looked into each other’s eyes, both having the same feeling, love, and lust. Bucky bit his bottom lip as he looked down at yours and then back up at your eyes. You blushed and started to get nervous, was he going to kiss you? Should you kiss him first? Should you even kiss at all? All these questions were running through your mind, until you felt his hand on your cheek and saw him leaning towards you, your lips about to touch…

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[all-i-do-is-live-in-daydreams]

WROTE MORE NOTES WHILE WATCHING THE MOVIES LOKI IS IN. THIS TIME FOR THOR: RAGNAROK. THESE ONES TEND TO BE LESS SERIOUS WHICH MAKES SENSE SINCE THIS MOVIE ALSO HAPPENS TO BE LESS SERIOUS. IT WAS STILL FIN THOUGH.

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I wonder if thor's looking for infinity stones was another of "odin's" (loki's) orders

ragnarok is one of my favorite thor movies though it is less serious than the others. it has a sense of... silly billyness.

heimdall is not there dude. dude got banished. they replaced him with karl urban

skurge has to run alllllllllll the way down the bifrost now

it's a statue of loki, thor. duh.

THE PLAY 😭😭😭 I'll never get over this shit. loki is so fucking funny

"oh shit" YEAH OH SHIT

loki was able to act as odin perfectly before but just loses that here completely like he is barely able to keep his cool

idk if anyone has noticed this. I only noticed after someone pointed it out, but loki doesnt move out of the way. thor pushes him out of the way. loki was just going to stay there and let mjolnir hit him

he looks so good oh my god this movie has some of loki's best looks I just want to Eat him

love that he poked the piece of paper and whispered loki because honestly it's plausible that he'd just turn into a piece of paper

stephen loves dramatics doesn't he?

this scene made me laugh so hard I cried the first time I saw it 😭😭😭 "I have been falling!! FOR THIRTY MINUTES!!"

die odin

the way loki turns and stares at odin after he calls them BOTH his sons

"frigga wouldve been proud" literally kill me it would hurt less. I hate they made odin say things that dont justmake me angry

odin loves dropping crazy jaw dropping earth shattering news and then dipping. he just loves not dealing with his problems and leaving them to someone else

"no. I'm on a different path now. this you must face alone." back to him just making me angry. fuck you old man. just like I said. loves not doing with his own problems THAT HE CREATED.

LOKI'S FACE DOMT DO THIS TO ME. WHEN ODIN SAYS "I LOVE YOU, MY SONS." HIS JAW LITERALLY DROPS HE'S IN SHOCK IN DISBELIEF OF THSOE WORDS SOMEONE HUG HIM AND LOVE HIM FOR ME I CANT TAKE THIS

he fucking oogwayed them that's insane bro it's actually fucking insane 😭😭

HOW WAS IT LOKI'S DOING. HE JUST PUT HIM IN A SENIOR HOME WHERE I BELIEVE HE FUCKING BELONGED AND THAT'S BEING NICE

HELA 💖💖💖💖💖

bye bye loki see you on sakaar

yall don't know how crazy I went when she just fucking massacred the warriors three

trash planet

I FUCKING HATE THAT THEY TOOK DOWN THOR. THE GOD OF THUNDER AND FUCKING LIGHTNING. WITH A FUCKING ELECTRIC (BASICALLY LIGHTNING) ATTACK. IT DOESNT MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE

I do love loki, but he really did make a mistake calling for the portal to be opened. it seems like a very obviously wrong move and uncharacteristic of loki. idk maybe that's just me. then again he does run so.

jeff goldblum is a treasure to the world

one of his hottest looks. whoever the designer and artists were for this movie have my fucking gratitude for giving me this loki.

how was loki there for weeks and just never saw hulk??

cate blanchett is everything

I domt understand why she's so... loki like. the green and black, the blades, even her magic is green.

i do wish the movie was a little more serious. like loki saying to thor "it hurts doesnt it? being lied to. being told you're one thing and it all being a fiction." it's a very serious matter and it's just swept away and a joke is made immediately after those words are said

"our sister" OUR.

"guess I'll just have to go it alone. like I've always done." AND THOR JUST GIVES A SARCASTIC FAKE SMILE LIKE HE CANT BELIEVE HIM. THOR!!! WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU !!! also you cant blame loki for hela. she would have escaped or been freed at some point.

LOKI'S REACTION TO SEEING HULK 😭😭

you tried thor, but unfortunately you're not natasha. as much as I hate that storyline.

"Yes! That's how it feels!" 😭

makes me even more pissed about the way they shut him down. HE LITERALLY WAS CREATING LIGHTNIG IN HIS BODY AND THEY TAKE HIM DOWN BY ELECTROCUTING HIM!?!?!? DOESNT. MAKE. ANY. SENSE.

also idc thor was winning that fight. only reason he didnt was cuz they did that to thor.

hate to see him go, but love to watch him walk away (loki)

i really do love watching him fight

loki looks so proud and fond like of the snake stabby thor story

THAT'S NOT WHAT HE ALWAYS WANTED. DO WE FORGET HIS WORDS DURING THE FIRST FIGHT BETWEEN THEM WE SEE? "I only ever wanted to be your equal!" actually going to lose it rn. COUNT YOUR FUCKING DAYS THOR. COUNT THEM.

I do think thor is being honest about how he thought the world of loki, but never enough to really look, to truly see his brother. never cared enough to dig deeper. and the mistakes loki made have just made it easier for thor to further ignore the deeper problems with his brother. you can love someone dearly, but still never truly see them. I wonder if knowing of thor's love makes it better or worse for loki. to be so loved, but for it to still not be enough to have been seen, to have been helped at all. or easier for it to be a lie and never loved at all, for it makes more sense to loki, because if you loved him why would you never dig deeper? why could you not see what was wrong? what was being done to him? how he felt? maybe that's why he was so adamant in the past, brushing thor's words away because otherwise that would mean even then it just wasnt enough. and it's more familiar to him too. the feeling he sits in, the knowledge that he's not loved or understood, that those around him think so little of him. and sometimes familiarity is easier than taking a new and brighter path.

he could be more. but it's hard to do that when everyone around you sees the worst in you and your stuck in a shadow your entire life. ignored. it's why I love mobius so much. he sees what others don't in loki and actually pushes him to be better and is there for him. mobius is truly the number one loki apologist.

THE THUD OF BANNER HITTING THE BIFROST 😭😭😭

LOKI IS SO DRAMATIC "Your saviour is here!!"

I LOVE WHEN THOR FINALLY STARTS USING LIGHTNING LIKE THIS. ALSO LOKI'S PROUD GRIN WHEN HE SEES HIM.

I take it back THIS is loki's hottest look

"if you were actually here, I might even give you a hug" " I'm here" AND THEN YOU DON'T SHOW US A HUG ??? REALLY???

the look of horror on loki's face when the ship appears. thor looks curious, but loki.... he knows who that ship belongs to and you can just see the dread fill him.

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#I AM NOT A THOR HATER DESPITE MY COMMENTS TOWARDS HOM HERE #he just angers me sometimes with his behavior and treatment of loki #you cant honestly stand there and tell me he couldnt have been better towards him #loki god of mischief #loki ragnarok #marvel loki #loki odinson #loki laufeyson #tva loki #mcu loki #loki tom hiddleston #tom hiddelston loki #tom hiddleston #thor odinson #thor ragnarok #and i may be angry with how thor is towards loki but i still wish for them to be brothers and to rebuild their relationship #like they were going to do qnd were doing before SOMEONE SHOWED UP AND RUINED IT #i think after rewatching all these movies ragnarok has moved down and the 1st thor is my favorite now #i still really like this movie but from my new perspective this movie was a bit too much on the comedy side #not even gonna get into love and thunder i dont wanna talk about it. funny but.... eh #but i wish ragnarok couldve been a little more serious and i think they messed with loki's character a bit #tho I've heard taika was told to leave his character alone so maybe im somehow misreading his characterization in this one #thor of asgard #thor movies #thor #thor the dark world #valkryie #brunnhilde #bruce banner #loki

[hitmewithabusposts]

I have a concept! The reader and Johnny like each other (which everyone around them knows but they are too shy to admit it to each other). They think they are getting faked married for a bit but don’t know the crew and cast got an actual priest so they are married for real. 💗

I feel like he would get married at a chapel in Vegas, so this is perfect!

What Happens in Vegas…

We were driving around vegas at 11:30pm, slightly tipsy, filming stupid little stunts or pranks for Jackass number two. I sat next to the ring leader of this crew, and the man who just-so-happened to be my best friend since the day we met filming a stupid commercial together in the 90’s, Johnny Knoxville.

He was laughing, head tipped back as the bright lights of downtown vegas reflected off his raybans, his teeth showing off as he let out that classic laugh we all would recognize. Seeing him so carefree and happy set into reality even more for me, that the feelings I had for him were definitely more than platonic.

There were times when I wondered if the feeling was mutual, like all the times he would call me “sweetheart” or hold my hand, or just genuinely want to spend time with me, but then I have to remember we have been best friends for almost 10 years, and he’s just a big southern heartthrob.

“Say, why don’t we stage a wedding? There’s a chapel near by and I’m sure we can find some dude to pretend to officiate it? Then send it to your guy’s parents to see how they react?“ Jeff asked from the seats behind us, indicating Johnny and I are the ones who get “married”.

“I’m down, I want to see my moms face when she thinks I got married in Vegas, to this guy” I said pointing at knox and laughing. The car stopped and we all climbed out, the rest of the guys climbing out from the car behind us as jeff filled them in on the prank.

I turned around and found knox on one knee, holding his hand dramatically over his heart, “y/n sweetheart, will you do my the amazing honor of becoming my make-believe bride for the evening” he asked. I knew it was just for the theatrics, and for footage Lance would incorporate into the film, but something about seeing him ‘propose’ made my heart skip a beat.

“I would love to become Mrs.Knoxville!” I exclaimed dramatically, wrapping my arms around his neck and hugged him as we skipped down the street to an empty vegas chapel. Inside, we filled out all our information as Jeff and Lance filled out some additional forms, getting our signatures quickly.

“Okay, who is pretending to be priest?” I asked, knowing it CANT be any of the regular guys because both Knox’s parents and mine would recognize them. “I made a phone call, don’t worry about it” Jeff said, handing the papers to the woman at the reception desk. “You guys know we could just get one of the Elvis impersonators who works here to do it” Pontius said, pointing to the signs. “We aren’t actually getting married” I told him, hence why we needed someone to pretend.

Soon enough Jeff’s friend got to the chapel and talked with Jeff and Lance while knox and I sat on a booth in the lobby. “Is it okay if I kiss you? I just don’t wanna make you uncomfortable” he asked shyly, making my face go red. “Course it is, gonna commit to these parts. Plus, what girl would say no to that offer” I asked him, poking him in the ribs.

“Hey lovers, knox go with them, and y/n come with me I’ll be your pretty maid of honor” Pontius said, making me laugh. “See you at the alter pretty girl” Knox said, sending me a wink as he walked over to the others guys, making my stomach drop. Why was I nervous for a pretend wedding?

Pontius led me to the small chapel bathroom, where they had gotten some props, and put a white veil on my head and handed me a bouquet of fake flowers. “So you and knox?” He asked, raising an eyebrow. “What about us?”

“You know he’s totally in love with you. Seriously, look at the way he looks at you. And when you flew back home that one week A few months ago he got wasted and all he could talk about is how much he missed you and loved you” Pontius said in teasing tone, “shut up you liar” I said, hitting his shoulder but it didn’t stop me from wondering if it was the truth, and made me think. Did I love him?

I can’t picture life without him now, i know i did like him, he’s always making me laugh, so maybe Pontius Is telling the truth, because it hit me like a train: that I’ve been falling in love with him for the past 10 years and I can say standing here right now that I am in love with Johnny Knoxville.

“What you thinking?” Pontius asked, as if he could see the wheels turning in my head. I just said, “I love him”, and watched as the smile grew bigger on his face. “Well let’s go then” and pushed me out the door to the chapel.

He had a cheap suit jacket over his normal tee shirt, a clip on bow tie, and his raybans pushed up on his head with Steve o beside him and the others in the front pews, Jeff’s friend in a white robe playing as the Priest. The classic wedding march played as I walked down the aisle, Lance filming the whole thing, but my eyes stayed locked on Knox and the only thought in my head was, “I love him, and he loves me”.

When I reached him at the alter, he kissed my cheek, and grabbed my hand, turning to face Jeff’s friend. “We are gathered here to join in the holy matrimony of Philip John Clapp, and Y/n M/n L/n” the guy said, beginning the ceremony.

We went on to do the traditional vows and exchanged the plastic rings the chapel provides as the guy said, “you may now kiss your bride”, this was the moment I’ve been waiting for for 10 years. I felt his hand on my waist, and his other hand cup my jaw as our lips connected and he tasted of everything good in the world: Whiskey, cigarettes, and even a hint of mint. I heard our friends cheering, but was caught up in his lips still chasing mine, and the spark I was feeling.

We pulled away finally, and I didn’t dare to look away, that is until Jeff said, “by the way…this was a prank on you guys, my friend over there, is an actual preist, and the papers Lance and I had you guys sign was for your marriage licenses…” THIS is what made my head snap towards him. “What!” I asked, but still didn’t even feel angry.

“You two have loved eachother for 10 years, if you weren’t gonna fess up might as well force it out of ya, I told her what you said knox, and I think you’ll like what she has to say” Pontius said, making Johnnys face burn red as he looked at me.

“You know?” He asked me barely above a whisper. And I just nodded, forgetting about the camera rolling. “I love you too, didnt fully realize it till Pontius said something” and he pulled me in again for another kiss, holding me against him. “It’s up to you sweetheart, but I’ve spent 10 years wanting exactly this, so just wanna go get some actual rings?” He asked, holding me close to him still, as the guys looked around at eachother, though no one was that surpised.

“Yeah” I admitted, nodding and grabbing his face to kiss him for the third time in the last 5 minutes, as Jeff came up and handed us the marriage licenses. Printed on mine said “Y/n m/n Clapp” and low and behold my signature was on the bottom.

So that’s exactly what we did, we went to buy some real rings, and called our parents trying to explain how we just actually got married, and that we have loved eachother for the past 10 years. They demanded we have another ceremony when we get done filming this movie, but even they weren’t all that shocked.

#johnny knoxville #jackass #jackass forever #jackass 3d #jackass number two #chris pontius #jackass fic #request

[oorevitcejda]

i truly cant believe some ppl think Gwen, Beter and even the rest of the spidergang DIDNT want to see miles. Like did we watch the same thing? (i mean ive seen it 3 times so far in theaters and im buying it the second its available on digital) but heres my proof that the whole spidergang wanted to visit miles

Her monolog opens with talking about miles. hes not the only one. she talks about how he needs help while flashes of the first movie and ending of the current movie go in time with her drums. She obviously wants to tell SOMEONE about Miles but who could she possibly tell? her band mates are just band mates, her father is unknowingly trying to hunt her down and she obviously doesn't have anyone else to confide in.

after antagonizing miguel (who are you?/dark Garfield?/*GASP* wait im not confused.) she asks if one could "go anywhere" with that watch and reaches for it.

during and after the museum fight Jess hints at recruiting gwen. miguel yells at gwen for "tearing a hole" in the fabic of space time. miguel calls her a liability. later on jess admits he was right

it's unclear exactly how many months Gwen spent in the spider hq, but it seemed 4-6, and during that time she was a protégé under Jess, most likely being held on a short leash with explicit restrictions to miles dimension. She was probably allowed into a few dimensions with the team but not on her own.

When she met hobie who knows what went on, but they obviously connected over music as well as spider-beings

finally being able to talk to someone who GETS IT, gwen presumably dumped all her thoughts about miles and not being able to see him.

Hobie knows more than what id assume miguel would brief the other spiders on and implies Gwen talks about him 'off the clock' "Is this the [idk] from 16-10!?" after breaking the alchemax shield

it was inevitable that an anomaly would end up in Miles 1610 dimension. Gwen had earned a lot of trust for Jess to let her go alone/first(?) because the first thing she does is visit and hug miles.

The spot does his dimensional collider making just bc gwen wants to hang out with miles a little bit longer. they swing and catchup and play games and talk and SHE GOES TO HIS FAMILY PARTY

they eat and chat and she tries to politely talk to rio and jeff before the spot continues and her watch pops up.

AND STILL

she tries to make excuses to stay. she turns to leave. she turns back and holds her hand to miles. she hesitates at the top of the stairs.

she had to have hesitated a lot longer too considering how easily miles catches up to her and follows her into the warp.

Jess immediately knows she spoke to miles even though they had to have had many MANY conversations about why she shouldn't/ couldn't be seen by him despite the protocol being to involve the resident spider.

both Jess and Lyla are disappointed in Gwen for just SEEING miles. Gwen didnt know how to tell miles WHY she couldn't see him.

you cant tell me miguel didn't threaten her about seeing miles/ going to his dimension.

even Beter

he only had Mayday, his daughter who he obnoxiously loves, because of miles. because that Kid in the Spider-Man Costume made him want to love and try again.

"I couldn't." the ONLY reason he gives for not being able to see miles despite how much miles wanted to see them too. he was the only one left out and they must have been as crushed as he was.

anyway thanks for coming to my ti talks

#ti talks #across the spiderverse #gwen and beter wanted to see miles so much #as much as he wanted to see them #miguel absolutely threatened them into not visiting him #i dont think they specifically 'chose' not to i think miguel threatened all of them not to see him #miguel is such a loser hes picking fights with a 15 yo over something he didnt have control or choice over #and losing #this is both longer and shorter than i wanted lmao

[kahin]

so now that i effectively watched atsv and was left shell shocked. i just thought it was a movie thing like "tbc" ohh its a cutscene haha What the movies actually over. uhmm the plot was maybe lacking a bit but i get that its a two-part so no comment there. i should say i yelled when i saw jess drew because what do you mean there is a pregnant spider-woman on a MOTORBIKE doing cool tricks. i had to stop myself from going "oh yeah jess drew is so cool and awesome haha" like every two seconds. i hope i get to see more of malala windsor too tbh... {hijabi spiderman}. the spot was such a silly guy and i kind of understand that IS how you're meant to view him n it also sorta reminds me how in itsv no one took miles seriously as spiderman they all insisted that THEY were the ones who'd do the job and stay behind. n it sorta loops back a bit as well cz in itsv they kept goin "hes just a kid" and in atsv when peter keeps going "kid" he goes "stop calling me that" before escaping.

miguel. ohohohho what is up with him. i cant even get into this guys head i cant even say anything. hes chasing down a 15 year old and was abt to kill him in that fucking go home machine Bless margo 4 not doing anything wi that system reboot because. uhm. 💀

prowler aaron-42 had me sort of shaking because he was about ot kill miles-1610 like 3an jad "like no i dont want to be a good person" tekram 3aynak sidi o7 any other orders. 42-miles and 1610-miles switching circumstances is a cool little thing to note too. the spider that bit miles-1610 was from d-42 meaning that prowler miles in 42 was supposed to be spiderman. which kind of explains too why jeff is dead in 42 as opposed to . well. aaron. also rio in 42 has lighter eyes than 1610. the scene where our miles was like pouring his heart out to her and she doesnt even believe him left me like

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hobie was so real also the entire movie cz during the "kid listen" scene i talked abt earlier he started motioning with his palms. i also had to stop myself from going "YOOO ITS HOBIE HEY GUYS LOOK HAVE OYU SEEN THIS"

anyway i dont get why you guys hated jess drew or margo kess. jess did barely anything except maybe be a TAD BIT harsh on gwen but she didnt. even lay a hand on miles meanwhile miguel was about to kill him like genuinely kill him probably at multiple times. margo i dont get the hate against her too i think it . listen im going to come up with a theory.... it might be antiblack racism.

i also rlly liked pavitr but the chai tea thing sends shivers up my spine because i know if i check his tag that'll be all i see. the moment he went "chai TEA?" i just went "yeah he sealed his fate forever. im so sorry pavitr this movie's first indian spider-man and they're gonna treat you badly. the fact they gave him like 100 or so unique signatures makes so much sense his moveset is so rad bro

In conclusion. uhm. MISSION STATUS: SICKK

#fisher's trek!

[summonhouse]

tell me about sweetheart. i see you tagging them a lot

SWEETHEART gets tagged so frequently because she is SOOO funny and also bc so many of the posts on my blog fit her theming so well its hilarious. its freaky. i think youd like her what with the robots and such tee hee. oh god this got long i summarize the entirety of the rp campaign she was for and its way way way longer than what ive got down even

art by lazer god i hope that loads!

i posted her recently in the context of her being an au of lawrie where she was made for a friends roleplay campaign and world (westal bay), so shes tweaked from the lawrie formula just slightly but keeps the core concepts- shes a robot, but unlike lawrie who was commissioned to be a son, she was created by a lonely little freak who wanted a robot girlfriend (unfortunately for him, she is male. she/her mlm winning 24/7. so now hes gay.), however the technology to make a sapient person from scrap metal got the attention of the jeff bezos of westal bay and sweetheart was taken from him and instead placed in the hands of a couple of terrible lawyers with her memory wiped. shes told now that shes human and their son despite her rampant memory loss, and even with all the holes in her brain all she can remember is vague impressions of nathan her creator- of course not knowing shes a robot, she assumes these are not memories but premonitions and that hes her soulmate and she goes A Little bit crazy as her parents neglect her and she is allowed to sink fully into delusions and fantasies about her beloved boyfriend

art by apotheoseity, dm of westal bay and writer of nathan. so swart (i call her swart mostly sorry) starts off the campaign as goofy, ditzy, real stupid. shes rich, she knows capitalism is a scam but cant do much to change it though she wants to, shes overly kind and naive and just helpless, she desperately desperately DESPERATELY wishes to assist people because she is so delusional she believes shes some sort of divine beast sent upon the earth to save everyone, because she does not identify with humans. she along w the other player characters are hired to investigate various strange and upsetting happenings around their city (westal bay) WHERE she nearly immediately gets dragged into a cult. because of course shes prone to religions indoctrination, shes very very lonely and she thinks everything in her brain is so much realer than the depressing and cruel reality around her and they tell her SHE!! can be their savior. she is manipulated into drinking the blood of a desecrated and juiced god, which is a procedure that SHOULD kill her horribly, overabundance of magic tends to do that. but. because shes a robot, she can handle it well and gains magic powers :) this further influences her terrible delusions and everything quickly goes downhill- the rest of the team are disgusted by the cult and swarts support of it, swart doesnt have it in her to refuse the cult now because shes already drank the koolaid as it were, she NEEDS to help people as they learn that the city is so much more corrupt than they thought- major labs working with the cults and experiments to try and create new gods are abundant. DURING one of these excursions into a lab shes told straight up that she is a robot, not a person, and in fact just a prototype as the jeff bezos is forcing (unknown to her) her boyfriend to make more of her as companions like theyre fucking furbies, so she just goes full fucking tilt. sooo much anguish around her and everything she tries to investigate or helps with just gets worse, her teammates dont really like her, at most they feel bad for her, and eventually their investigation leads her back to nathan finally where thats like. thats where its cemented that she is Fully fucked up bc she and nathan will do aaaanything for each other, they love each other desperately. even kill :) final conflict of the campaign as all the terrors have been uncovered is that nathan steps up to the plate on fixing it, AT SWARTS SUGGESTIONS, by killing everyone in their way so that he can uplift swart as god and remake society !! makes a big murder robot, murders mr jeff bezos, tries to murder the prime minister but the team finally bands together to stop him as his robot begins malfunctioning and trying to suck his soul up- everyone has to drag swart around and make emotional calls to her to stop trying to help nathan as he fully fucks people up it was so. so good.

im really really obsessed with her, i could go on and on and on about her characterization and every little interaction she was in but ofc theres little context bc, private rp haha. but god... she asked nathan once why he made her and he just said, i dont know, i wanted to see if i could. imagine that! her lifes so much of being dragged around, set up on a pedestal and ascribed traits- this is a cool robot i could make! this is a cool boyfriend who has to love me because im all he knows! this is my son who will look and act exactly like us! this is our new savior! this is the prototype for our new project! shes subject to so much scrutiny and she cant even do anything, its everyone around her deciding what she should be and what she should do, she'll listen to any suggestion because she feels so hopeless- its why she keeps doing evil shit, she literally just wants to help people and being told maiming others does so shes like yeah that might be true, i cant do literally anything else! shes so peppy and sweet and optimistic, she knows everyone deserves better but by the end shes so tired and broken up she just wants to kill people so that the obstacles in the road from her big happy ending get out of the way- she thinks life is like a fairy tale and there ought to be one big bad guy to be killed in a glorious just manner. in the end though, everythings ok. nathan gets therapy or something and her parents are arrested so she owns their big stupid mansion, and she invites all of her new friends to live with her, so shes probably learning how to act like a human right about now XD. heres some more of my favorite art of her!

aaaand heres her toyhouse with a more full and properly written description of her story- i dont think its been edited since the last session though hmm https://toyhou.se/14625750.sweetheart?key=2jaB07sEHwA2coD

#ask #THANKU.

[manicpixiedreamcurl]

hello hello manicpixiedreamcurl, its brainrot anon here!

i just want to say that i love the gross brain emoji pls keep that for me! and ALSO,

I fully agree with you, a part two would be hard to write cause we already know whats gonna happen, you gave them a very heavily implied happy ending where they date and give each other kisses and yummy stuff what else could there be!!! it ended perfectly!! youre an amazing writer i couldn't ask for a part 2 cause part 1 is already perfect!!

also i just wanted to say that for some reason i started thinking of this eddie with the reader from TMYG, and how maybe shes still in a relationship with Andy but shes never comfortable enough with him to go all the way, and she so desperately wants her first time to be gentle and even fun if she can help it, and she hears her cheerleader friends talking about Eddie's skills and "yea hes a freak haha but he knows what hes doing and doesnt do anything you dont want " and she decides to take the risk and approach eddie and ask him to be her first and trusts him to do it well and its not totally unfounded, cause maybe she's been in a group project with him before or seen how he protects the freshmen or realizes his attitude is all a front. and when she asks it of him this bitter cynical eddie cant help but melt cause no one has put that much faith in him before and gives her the time of her life and everything gets really intimate cause hes so caught up in reassuring her through her nerves that he forgets this is supposed to be like all the other times girls have approached him, and then so on so on they fall for each other yes yes she breaks up with Andy (yay!!!) and happily ever after

ahskjdlfjfljf youve made me create an MCU (manicpixiedreamcurl cinematic universe) from your writing lmaoooooo

AGAIN I JUST WANT TO SAY, youre a great writer and i hope you keep having fun with eddie!!!

Okay so honestly read this and went I can't imagine tmyg reader ever doing that cause she'd just be soooo worried about how Andy would react if he found out and being called a slut etc etc but thennnn I'm like no I need to give my girl some credit actually, she's braver than she seems.

Going under the cut cause this got rambly.

And also!!! I literally wrote it lol and her and Andy were kinda on again off again on his schedule. So I really don't think she'd 'cheat' but during one of those off periods, actually yes could totally see it happening. Especially cause she has always had this little baby crush on Eddie, thinks he's cute and kinda a gent and that he looks after his little group, Jeff especially who reader has a tentative little friendship with. So literally omg actually could have happened for sure. But ALSO get this, early draft of tmyg was gonna be that Eddie and May were hate fucking secretly and he stopped it when he realised he really liked reader which then made May kinda bitter on two levels but I actually wanted it to be more about their friendship and the ways that can fall apart and also wanted Eddie to kinda be a real hopeless romantic who wouldn't really do that but my god it's all coming together lmaooo.

So yeah can totally see it happening that she'd hear about what he does with other girls and end up like shyly explaining everything to Eddie that she just wants it over with in a nice way with somebody who's going to treat her well and not spread everything around after oh my GOD. And Eddie would be kinda apprehensive like no maybe you wanna lose it to somebody you like and then she maybe like half confesses her lil crush and Eddie just can't believe it. Cue sweet virginity loss with Eddie half way through saying she shouldn't get back together with somebody who doesn't treat her right and he'd look after her like this and every other way if she lets him oh noooooooooooo 🥺🥺🥺

But also!!! Just lastly, you've landed on something I'm trying to get across with that reader which is that she's 'innocent' but she's not in naive. Like if she doesn't know what she's doing it's because she's inexperienced, not cause she hasn't talked about sex or, in my mind, read some interesting stuff ykyk. And she wants to do all this stuff pretty badly actually. Like honestly even Andy being a complete dick, if he hadn't just made it too uncomfortable and worrying for her, fully she would have just lost it to him cause she wanted it gone. That was sort of the general motivation to date Andy at all. Just to have a boyfriend and get all those awkward firsts over with, which obviously didn't work out.

This is rambly and incoherent but Jesus you have a fucking sway over my brain cells man. I can't write it. I can't. It would just be no happy endings remix lmao which I can't do but seriously what a concept honestly it actually would probably work out like similarly to tmyg like she loses it to Eddie and starts dating him but still feels this pressure to explain her actions to everyone with this less of the general 'eddie is a Satanist freak' judgement and more of the popular girls seeing him not as boyfriend material but someone you fool around with. Honestly wild.

#also with no happy endings #honestly like I get it like I accept it's not like a he runs after her #kisses her and her foot pops ending #but like it's all there for you to know that's what happens next #a part two would just be like any other fluff fic I guess but like I'm doing that other places idk #maybe I'm too close to it 😅 #but yeah thank you for this manicpixiedreamcurl cinematic universe lmaoooooo #honestly what a thought #🧠 anon #ask

[signless-selfshipping]

List of my F/O Tags (if an f/o doesnt havwe a tag they wvont be included here lol)

Quadrants

-Karkat; 🩸- hold my hand to keep me steady, just to be quiet with you (karkat) -Kankri; 🦀- no fighting wars, no ringing chimes, we're just feeling fine (kankri)

-Damara; 🥢- and the day has come where I have died, only to find I've come alive (damara) - Marsti; 🧹- if everything comes crashing down, i pray that you'll still be around (marsti)

-Tavros; 🦋- dream of me and i will let you know, that i am fine here (tavros) -Rufioh; 🦋-  lonely hearts club, do you want to be with somebody like me? (rufioh)

-Mituna; 🛹- we're smashing mics in karaoke bars, you're running late with half your makeup on (mituna) -Cirava; 💻- baby run away, run away, to the sun, to the comfort (cirava)

-Azdaja; ⚡- got no heart to break, like it that way (azdaja) -Folykl<>Kuprum; ⚡🔋- yeah, I stole his phone, that put him in his place (foly and kuprum)

-Polypa; 🩹- i heard you talking in the back of my dreams (polypa) -Safe!Lanque;  🌷- come with me, my love, to the sea (lanque)

-Bronya; 🩺- are you falling in love? i've a feeling you are (bronya)

-Tegiri; ⚔- do-do-do do you want me to, spend some time sitting next to you? (tegiri) -Terezi; ⚖- lies are made by stories which we think of when we sleep (terezi)

-Remele; 🎨- when you wipe your tears, do you wipe them just for me? (remele) -Mallek; 💻- tell me how you feel about me, do you like or like like me? (mallek)

-Ardata; 💀- she's posting all the time but the boards are down, it's a burned out building (ardata) -Galekh; 📘- men reading fashion magazines, what a world it seems we live in (galekh)

-Zebruh; ❌- don't go there 'cause you'll never return, i know you think of me when you think of her (zebruh) -Equius; 🏹- mr blue, i told you that i love you, please believe me (equius)

-Horuss; 🔧-  so I leave you with a smile, kiss you on the cheek and you will call it treason (horuss) -Marvus; 🎤- ladies and gents, this is the moment youre waiting for (marvus) -Meenah; 🔱- you give me diamonds, i give you nothing (meenah)

Romantic

-Bakugou; 🧨- i don’t wanna go to school tomorrow, i can’t study thinking about you (bakugou) -Marshall Lee; 🪓- i really dont buy that youre that kinda guy (marshall lee)

-Sebastian; 💻- do not enter is written on the doorway, why cant everyone just go away? except you, you can stay (sebastian) -Gasoline; ☠- i know I’m a freak, ripped the band aid, broke the peace (gasoline)

-Jeff; 🔪- something bad is ‘bout to happen to me, i don’t know it, but I feel it coming (jeff) -Teruki; 💜- i wish i could be a girl, and that way, you'd wish i could be your girlfriend, boyfriend (teruki)

-Opal; 💎- if you feel lonely, i could be lonely with you (opal) -Jerry; 🎟- my own personal sunset, to give each day its own diploma (jerry)

-Roger; ☎- i've been working on a unified theory, if I make it through tonight, everybody's gonna hear me out (roger) -Craig; 💡- i'm out on the block again, so hopped up that I can't pretend (craig)

-Oliver; 📽- cast all your spells, and there you have, that good old fashioned razzmatazz (oliver) -Randy; 🩹- a sweet tooth for you, i'm wide awake, the sugar went straight to my brain (randy)

Platonic

-Sundrop; ☀- everybody likes you! (sun) -Moondrop; 🌘- rises the moon (moon) -- Dual-tag is; ☀🌘- hug all your friends, and let them know youre not letting go (sun and moon)

#🩸- hold my hand to keep me steady just to be quiet with you (karkat) #🦀- no fighting wars no ringing chimes we're just feeling fine (kankri) #🥢- and the day has come where I have died only to find I've come alive (damara) #🧹- if everything comes crashing down i pray that you'll still be around (marsti) #🦋- dream of me and i will let you know that i am fine here (tavros) #🦋- lonely hearts club do you want to be with somebody like me? (rufioh) #🛹- we're smashing mics in karaoke bars you're running late with half your makeup on (mituna) #💻- baby run away run away to the sun to the comfort (cirava) #⚡- got no heart to break like it that way (azdaja) #⚡🔋- yeah I stole his phone that put him in his place (foly and kuprum) #🩹- i heard you talking in the back of my dreams (polypa) #🌷- come with me my love to the sea (lanque) #🩺- are you falling in love? i've a feeling you are (bronya) #⚔- do-do-do do you want me to spend some time sitting next to you? (tegiri) #⚖- lies are made by stories which we think of when we sleep (terezi) #🎨- when you wipe your tears do you wipe them just for me? (remele) #💻- tell me how you feel about me do you like or like like me? (mallek) #💀- she's posting all the time but the boards are down it's a burned out building (ardata) #📘- men reading fashion magazines what a world it seems we live in (galekh) #❌- don't go there 'cause you'll never return i know you think of me when you think of her (zebruh) #🏹- mr blue i told you that i love you please believe me (equius) #🔧- so I leave you with a smile kiss you on the cheek and you will call it treason (horuss) #🎤- ladies and gents this is the moment youre waiting for (marvus) #🔱- you give me diamonds i give you nothing (meenah) #🧨- i don’t wanna go to school tomorrow i can’t study thinking about you (bakugou) #🪓- i really dont buy that youre that kinda guy (marshall lee) #💻- do not enter is written on the doorway why cant everyone just go away? except you you can stay (sebastian) #☠- i know I’m a freak ripped the band aid broke the peace (gasoline) #🔪- something bad is ‘bout to happen to me i don’t know it but I feel it coming (jeff) #💜- i wish i could be a girl and that way you'd wish i could be your girlfriend boyfriend (teruki)

[leonicscorpio]

Why I’m Cautiously Optimistic for Batman: Urban Legends

So this is a spoiler review of Batman: Urban Legends and the story between Jason Todd and Bruce Wayne that was introduced to us yesterday. 

For those who don’t know, I like Jason Todd and The Red Hood. A lot. However being a Red Hood fan has been frustrating to say the least. He’s one of the most inconsistently written characters in the DCU. Prior to the New 52 and Rebirth. Red Hood was pretty much a straight-up villain. However under Scott Lobdell (for better or for worse) we got Red Hood and the Outlaws. Which transformed Jason from villain to Anti-Hero with varying shades of tropes from Sociopathic Hero at worst to Knight in Sour Armor at best. 

I am in no way trying to say that Jason is a bad character. I’d say he truly is my favorite DC Comics character. However a large portion of it comes from Lobdell’s portrayal of a bitter anti-hero trained by the deadliest assassins in the world coming off of a failed revenge attempt against his former parental guardian. To learning to mellow out a bit and still be a hero, but keep his deadly tactics. 

It’s hypocritical to say that I dislike the fact that Jason kills people.  Quite graphically and brutally mind you. Call it disturbing but that’s what a lot of people like about him. However what has caused a large rift between the DC Fans and Jason Todd is the fact that a lot of the time his foot is halfway in the anti-hero door, halfway trying to warm up to Bruce and the Batman. The problem with the later being Lobdell’s obsession with making Jason teeter between wanting to be on Bruce’s good side, reverting back to what he does best, which is kill, harm, and maim, and Bruce proceeding to hunt him down and beat Jason to within an inch of his life. 

It’s just as infuriating for us the readers as it is for the character. What I think fans would appreciate is if Jason were to just leave Batman, stay with the Outlaws, and be his own team. Helping Bruce out occasionally but letting Jason do his own thing. Or to have Bruce fully accept Jason as he is. Which, while is something that sounds nice, but thematically makes little to no sense considering the fact that Jason has done horrific things. Including but not limited to.. 

- Having been confirmed to have killed EIGHTY THREE PEOPLE (83). And this was at the beginning of OUTLAWS. That number has most certainly gone up. 

- Tortured a drug dealer to death by injecting them with bleach. 

- In Under the Red Hood, he decapitated the middle ranking members of the highest crime bosses in Gotham. (And from the shocked looks on their faces, it seems as though Jason started the decapitation process when they were alive) 

- Regularly attempted to harm/if not kill Dick Grayson, Tim Drake, and Damian Wayne in some earlier comics. 

- Tormented Mia Darden (Speedy) in Seeing Red about her past about being a sex worker and being homeless in her youth in a way to try to get her to join him. When she refuses Jason proceeds to blow up her school. Yikes. 

- In Last Crusade he killed a mook by Crushing their head in with a car door. Oh and he did that AS ROBIN. 

I’m fully aware a lot of those deeds were erased by the Rebirth/New 52. However it’s clear to see why Bruce, while probably does still care and support Jason. He absolutely cannot let Jason run around unchecked in his eyes.  That’s why I think it’s unlikely given the events of how Under the Red Hood transpired, Jason in his current state would ever truly and fully be welcomed back into the Bat Family. 

Okay LeonicScorpio, this is great and all, but this is supposed to be a post about Batman Urban Legends, you tell me. Well, my dear reader, I shall now get to it. I was setting up the fact that Jason, while he is heroic and has done heroic things, he also is someone who once reveled in violence, causing pain and suffering, and still has a core philosophy in believing killing people based on certain crimes is allowable. (SPOILERS FOR BATMAN: URBAN LEGENDS BELOW) 

Chip Zdarsky has done a fantastic job in introducing Jason in this side story. A new drug is sweeping across Gotham. Jason encounters a situation far too similar to his own upbringing. An overdosed mother and a sad crying boy confused. Jason takes the boy named Tyler and promises to protect him. 

While I’m on the fence about Eddy Barrows’s take on Jason style wise. You cannot understate the symbolism of his art in this shot. Jason Todd, the same one who came back from the dead and decapitated men when they were alive and reveled in causing pain, comforting a child when they were afraid in a genuine way is something a lot of the fanon has wanted for a long time. However Barrow’s art style gives a sense of uneasiness to the heroic-ness of Jason. Almost as if Jason is unsure of himself. It’s twisted in that it’s both dark but heroic. 

Things come to a head when Jason realizes Tyler’s father is probably a drug pusher in Gotham. And when he does finally catch up to the boy’s father. He does take a non-violent approach to trying to get Tyler’s father to turn around (Rubber bullets to the leg. Jason is trying.) However upon trying to reason with Tyler’s father Jason learns that his father was giving the drug to his mother and his son as a means of keeping them controlled. And that Tyler’s father doesn’t give a damn about his family. 

Now what do we know about Jason? He kills those who gives drugs to children and parents of children. So what comes next is very on-brand of Jason. Hell I wasn’t even shocked by Jason’s reaction to this at all. 

What happens after is what I’ve wanted to write for the longest time. Jason realizes that he’s just killed Tyler’s father. Even if his father didn’t care and was outright abusive towards him. He still killed his father. And Jason stops and drops to his knees because he realizes what he’s done. When I read that my reaction was literally the Jeff Goldblum “You did it, you crazy son of a bitch you did it.” I love Jason but I’ve wanted a story where Jason has to face the consequences of his philosophy and actions. Jason does want to be good and make a difference. But by killing Jason has dug himself into a hole he cant easily bury himself out of. 

So long story short Batman Urban Legends should have all of your attentions. 

#Batman urban legends spoilers #Batman urban legends #Jason Todd #Bruce Wayne #Jason Todd is great but he's also a monster but that's what we love about him #The blue eyed monster him #Jason is a murderer but hey #Red Hood #Batman

[sleeppfordays]

The Wilds S2 bad commentary Ep4

She’s journaling!!

ITS DOTS BIRTHDAY LETS GOOOOO 18th LETS PARTEHHH

The transition of zipping her mouth shut to, finger blazing birthday spilling is a bop we fucking love it

SHONI CUDDLING

ITS DOROTHY’S MOTHER FUCKING BIRTHDAY

When she said get get horny she pointed to Shoni

LEAH AS A SPY IM HERE FOR IT

Broke the boys apart???? Oop wtf happened

DONT FUCKING BRING BACK THAT PEDOPHILE GET THAT SHIT OUTTA MA FACE

Leah’s acting is top notch ngl, I would have believed it and not because I was falling for herC totally not that

Why do I feel like the reason that they dont trust each other anymore is that they all threw each other to the wolves or I guess jaguars in this scenario

BADGES I LOVE IT IMMA REFER TO HIM THAT TO FROM NOW ON

Still think Seth is the operative

Seth and Raf 🤌 and Josh awkwardly joining in, I’m Josh

The dig to Jeff I love it KEEP IT FUCKING COMING

Shelby hyperactivity trying to make it up when the others dont know yet, I’m getting nervous

FATIN YOU SPOT ON SHE IS GUILTY

I was so nervous that I completely missed that she’s wearing Toni’s shirt

Leah and Fatin buddy system again I miss it

HOLY JESUS SETHS FUCKING ARMS (sorry its the bisexual in me) (and I love arms)

Also wtf happened to his glasses?

He took the cat AHAHAHAHAHHA I WOULD TO

NO NOT THE KNEE TOUCH BACK AWAY BACK THE FUCK AWAY LEAH CAN ONLY BE WITH FATIN AND RAF ONLY WITH SETH

I said Leah’s acting skills is top notch but I might need to take it back “Can’t let you do that pal” “they’re doing tai chi”

Rachel and the cake

Shelby tone it down I think she sees right through you

BABE

Toni just going along with it and Martha looking mad disbelief like “Who are you and where the fuck is Toni”

SHE CALLS HER BEE I-

Also peep that Shelby no longer has long nails👀

I WAS RIGHT MARTHA SAID ARE YOU CLONES

Its cute on her, is sexy BEACH I CANT, I FEEL LIKE THEYRE GIVING US ALL THE SHONI CAUSE THEY ABOUT TO DESTROY IT

If I was there I would prolly fall into that pit

SHELBY AND DOT I MISS IS IT TOO

LETS PARTY BEACHES

ONE BIRTHDAY IM FUCKING CRYING

“You’re retired honey” loved it keep them coming

I KNEW IT WAS COMING BUT I STILL FUCKING SCREAMED THAT JAGUAR MAN

What in the Lord of Flies is happening??

Reconning? Imma fucking use that now

Raf is his medication

Shelby told Rachel about Becca and I had to pause cause I could not see past my tears

I love the dynamics they are showing us of the girls

Seth’s eyes holy shit thats some great ass acting

If she’s a snake wtf are you Gretchen???

SIR WTF IM SPEECHLESS

Umm I guess that concludes Episode 4,holy shit I’m fucking shaking, I think I might have to take a little break but I’ll see you guys in Ep5

#the wilds #the wilds season 2 #the unsinkable eight #bad the wilds s2 commentary

[jamzandbamz]

Live recap: overall, I feel like very little was actually discussed. I felt somewhat disconnected, but I'm not trying to burst his bubble lol. 💌 I've organized it a lil differently bc there was a lot of repetition lol

(Note-- check the ****'d bit for my theory on why he's talking this way lol could be dead wrong tho)

-They're uploading the edited version on Monday morning (to yt I believe)

-The energy was unlike anything I've seen from him. The bottom line I'm getting is that he is basically high on romance. He repeated many, many, many times throughout the 2 hours that:

He is a new man, a *grown* man (so many times), he's "matured decades in past week," "a lot has changed in the past week," feels like he's outgrowing the boys (kinda laughed after), not doing house music intros, that he's "liberated," "more open minded," that "material items mean nothing," "there will be no more cursing on the show," no more dick pics, this is the "new me," that he's high on life, "I'm in control of my mind," not on drugs. Over and over. It was the entire theme. He was very uninterested in the questions. I could go on lol

-worth saying that he kept repeating "Anything that can be fixed with medication can be fixed with meditation" 🤣 even when he called his parents later, did it again

-sunglasses on the whole time

-All the comments in the chat were this: idk how to react to this version of Jeff, this is crazy, cult is gonna unionize and walk out, Jeff this is too calm, he's so zen he's not even letting us bully him, anyone else confused

-even kyle said "idk what going on anymore"

-and even Steven was like "I'm scared right now" 🤣🤣

-so he basically/clearly attributes these changes to the girl he's seeing. He said "I have a woman in my life now who's teaching me to lead a holistic lifestyle," they meditated together (he didnt like it initially), he only uses hydroflasks now

-he attempted two meditations LIVE y'all haha 😶‍🌫️☁️☁️

- "Ok I'll be honest, I knew the girl, that I met, already for years"

-when asked for info about his coachella fling, he said: "It wasn't a fling, it's still going on"

-not bf/gf "yet"

-****(me wondering: if it's the girl who is older than him (??), maybe that's why he brought up maturity/being mature/being grown up so much?)

-basically she is Mexican, reads books in the park, is athletic (he didn't sound overly convincing), hikes, has a sense of humor, doesn't watch YouTube, doesn't know what Patreon is/something like that

-said, "Maybe I'll come back with a whole diff attitude" next week, maybe this is a phase, he's regurgitating a lot of what he's hearing on a meditation app so it might be a new ballgame next week

-called his mom, told her about this girl bc he hadn't talked to her. Kept saying that he's going to have kids with her, multiple times! Like, delivering the baby in a "bathtub in his house."

-Something even about her being the "love of my life" but it was vague, hard to read the tone

-at one point said he wanted to be open about everything, then later said that he's thinking about not sharing any of this stuff, "live my life in private"

--------- everything else unrelated to girl:

-Tossing and turning at night, hallucinating?, hard to sleep w/o ambien, melatonin gives him nightmares

-Jorge Janko gave Steve advice to not overstep. Steven barely spoke tho 🥺

-said his "biggest flex in life is that my parents are proud of me" (pointed to awards to show they didn't matter)

-❗️Going to NY next week, doing pop up shops with the products in stores, with the crew, "signing autographs" 🤣🤣

-"Johnny depp" came on lol, with the hair part, mustache, jewelry...it was Ryan, i barely paid attention, comments were "SCAM FM" "cap fm" and "I cant"

-Initially thought poop on bed situation was hot (girls who are nuts), but basically not any more..

-when asked about his new motivation, "whats next" bc of this girl, he said: Writing! He wants to write a book, turn it into a show (not like mike's/jail) it'll be a self-help book. 💗💗🤧 Also still into youtube ufc/boxing/mma anything (starting to get jokey)

-Hung out w Vince the other night

-Thinks girls hit him up bc they want to fix him (mental problems)

More was said but these are the most, most relevant!! 💗💗💗