#incorrect the flash quotes

[incorrectcoldflashquotes]

Barry: I’m taking you out.

Leonard: You’re not my type.

Mick: That’s a lie.

Barry: …Of the vault…

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[1ncorrect-flash-quotes]

Frost: If a beautiful woman disagrees with me I will immediately change my world views. I have no principles

Iris: Well, maybe you should have some principles

Frost: You’re right, maybe I should

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[incorrect-theflash-quotes]

Deathstorm: Make a man a fire, he’s warm for a day

Deathstorm: Set a man on fire, he’s warm for the rest of his life

#you know when you like someone and you know they like you back #but they live 7 hours away #and you’re moving to the other side of the world in four months #kinda makes me want to die #or not move #but it was my decision to move and i can’t let that stop me right? #arrowverse #dc #dc tv #barry allen #incorrect arrowverse quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect the flash quotes #meme #memes #the flash #deathstorm #firestorm #ronnie raymond

[arrowverse-bs]

Caitlin: Please help, I promised Cisco I would make dinner tonight but I can’t cook.

Iris: ...and you thought I could help you?

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[batfamgalore]

*The Justice League reaches out to Nightwing and tells him they need help on a case. Dick asks Bruce why they asked him*

Bruce: I might have mentioned to the Justice League, accidentally, that you… might be able to help.

Dick: Whoah. Time out. Flag on the play. Did you vouch for me?

Bruce: No. I wouldn’t say exactly I vouched for you.

Dick: Wally, Bruce vouched for me.

Bruce: I did not vouch for you.

Dick: You were bragging on me. You have a dad crush on me.

Bruce: Dick, I was not bragging on you. I was merely stating facts about your track record that are in the newspaper.

Dick: Let’s hug it out.

Bruce: Put your arms down.

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[superbat-love]

Barry: Hey Clark, we heard about your recent breakup. Really sorry to hear that, man.

Clark: [gloomily] Yeah...

Bruce: [stares out the window]

Arthur: You will meet someone better suited for you one day—your destined soulmate.

Clark: I hope so.

Bruce:

Hal: I mean, who wouldn't go for you? You're strong, smart and handsome!

Clark: Thanks Hal.

Barry: Yeah! I’m sure you'll meet someone who's just as kind and attentive and knows how to cheer you up whenever you're feeling down.

Clark: Mn.

Hal: Hey, there's this new bar that just opened up in downtown Metropolis! We should go and check it out this weekend! Whaddya say?

Arthur, Hal and Barry stare expectantly at Bruce.

Bruce: [slowly turns to look at Clark] I like the look of your bleeding heart.

Arthur, Hal & Barry: ???

Clark: [visibly cheers up] Thanks Bruce! You know, it took a few attempts to grow those flowers in outer space, but I finally got it right! They look slightly different from those cultivated on Earth, but I find them unique. I'm glad you like them too!

Arthur, Hal & Barry: It worked?!

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[burning-quesadilla]

Wally: I need life advice.  Dick, sipping Gatorade and eating cookie dough: You came to the right person.

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[celaenaeiln]

Damian: These colors for Robin are terrible. I simply refuse to believe father chose red, yellow, and green to hide in the night. The tactical planning behind this suit is abhorrent. Who in the world picked it?

Tim: *not even glancing up* Dick.

Damian: These are exemplary colors, truly no one could have chosen better. Red to represent passion, yellow for happiness, and green for new beginnings- as expected of Grayson, only he could come up with such a brilliant and thoughtful design. Not to mention, it’s a test in blending into your surroundings despite your attire which is extremely useful in the field for other missions. Marvelous planning and insight.

#Damian backtracked so fast he accidentally time traveled and met Dick again during his robin days #the Flashes dropped by to learn how he did it without running #damian wayne #robin #tim drake #red robin #dick grayson #nightwing #batfam incorrect quotes

[cod-dump]

Alex: You can’t get married, the Bible said Adam and Eve not Simon and Johnny. Come back after you legally change your names

Ghost:

Ghost: Do you realize how close I was to stabbing you?

Alex: Honestly thought you were going to before I even finished the joke. I am pleasantly surprised

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[incorrectbatfam]

Tim: SUPERBOY!!!

[somewhere else]

Bart, terrified: What was that?!?

Cassie: That was the call of someone who is very pissed and on a mission to fuck someone up.

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[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

Damian: Like I said, we need more help. Maybe I should call my friends

Jason: Your what?

Damian: My friends

Jason: Is he saying ‘friends’?

Dick: I think he’s being sarcastic

Y/N: No, no, no. This is delirium. He's cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Dami, all of your friends are in this room

Damian: I have other friends. You asked me to make new friends. I made new friends. It was a task. I complete tasks

Dick: That’s so great! I can’t wait to meet them!

Y/N: *happy crying* Dami, you listened to me. I’m so proud of you

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[incorrectcoldflashquotes]

“This better not awaken anything in me.”

- Leonard Snart seeing The Flash for the first time (probably)

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[1ncorrect-flash-quotes]

Frost: When crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, it’s ‘intelligent’ and ‘really cool’ but when I do it, I’m ‘petty’ and ‘need to move on’

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[incorrect-theflash-quotes]

Cisco: Your smile? It makes my day

Kamilla: Your happiness? I live for that

Frost: A room? Fucking get one

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[incorrectquotesmcu]

Natasha: You know I can’t say no when you look at me like that.

Y/N: That is why I look at you like that.

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[batfamgalore]

Oliver: I knew you two couldn’t stay mad at each other.

Dick: Oh yeah. We’re closer than ever.

*Dick and Roy hold up their hands and they are both handcuffed together*

Bruce: You wanna tell me how this happened?

Roy: Well, Wally thought-

Bruce: Oh man, I wish that boy would stop doing that.

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