#incorrect thomas sharpe

[marzipanandminutiae]

the Sharpe siblings, as children: [exist]

Beatrice: this is why Mom doesn’t FUCKING love you!!!!

#incorrect crimson peak quotes #thomas sharpe #lucille sharpe #memes #vines

[incorrect-everly-quotes]

Jasper: Proud to say that Thomas did his first successful stitches today! I am such a great teacher.

Sam: Why did you let him do that if you weren’t confident in his abilities?

Jasper: You’ll be fine.

#jasper green #Thomas DiMarco #sam sharp #incorrect quotes

[chaosandgunpowder]

Will you be coming back to your fans?

I look occasionally hoping you’ll complete Plausible Deniability. But if you don’t. It’s a great reread and at least we know that they are on their way to a great place. Thank you!

Hello you! (I say specifically hello to you, as I know I've had a few in my inbox from you, and while I'll probably not go back and reply to them all, I want you to know I appreciate your check-ins!) but also hello to anyone else checking in on me.

Yes, I will be coming back. I'm aware it's been a hot minute, and trust me, I hate that as much as anyone else. Life is just...hectic as life can be. But I'm here, I'm still plugging away and I will be coming back. Last night I wrapped up in like 4 layers because I can't afford gas prices to heat my house and wrote like another 1k of chapter 11 and then I nearly cried because it's not done yet.

I don't know if that's positive news or not, but at least it means I'm not going anywhere until it's bloody done.

In that spirit, here's an exerpt under the cut. Thank you for sticking with me. It really is appreciated <3

Thomas nods and hmms and considers until Adams throws out an offhanded better to be spending time on this than on your poor, sinking French ship anyway and Thomas hates his own instinctive reaction to the obvious bait, but he just can’t help it.  “Sinking?” he asks, too-sharp and too-defensive even to his own ears. “I don’t know what you’ve heard, but that ship is sailing perfectly well, and damn near watertight, actually. Hamilton’s even on board.” Adams laughs, except it’s neither genial nor kind; it’s pitying and patronizing and it sets Thomas’s teeth on edge, and the way he leans forward eagerly, something flashing suddenly in his eyes feels like this is the crux of the matter; like like he’s started this entire damn conversation with the sole purpose of delivering this information like a prize in a cereal box full of bullshit that Thomas has had to sift through to get to. “Thomas, my boy,” he snorts, smugness dripping from every word. “I’ve heard directly from a reliable source that Hamilton’s already put the rusty nail in that coffin. He’s told George directly that it’s not viable. You’ve already been sold down the river.” Thomas is shaking his head before John is even finished, denial on his tongue, because he’s fucking sick of being spoken to like he doesn’t have a clue and that’s not how it is. “No. I don’t know where you heard that, but your source is incorrect. I’ve spoken to Hamilton.” Adams blinks at him for a second before his eyes narrow slightly, and he scoffs. “You can’t be serious, Thomas. You know fine well that you can’t trust him-”

(Plausible Deniability ch11. Note, may change very slightly in final editing!)

#jamilton #plausible deniability fic #my asks #fanfiction

[revenantghost]

What fics have you been reading recently?

Not as many as I'd like between bookclub and finally having access to the Tristamp dub! I do try to remember (and often forget) to bookmark my favs on AO3, but tonight's lineup has been really fun so let me grab them for you:

kinder, gentler by skittidyne (VW, WIP, been my favorite WIP since Tristamp was airing, can't recommend enough)

Vash goes through another life. He's done it enough to be pretty good at it, these days. They're getting easier, even if "easier" means a string of murders while trying to make friends anew. Not his usual bullet-ridden trouble, but this is meant to be a kinder, gentler life, after all.

Tomaship by museq (gen, one-shot, a fun little read)

A cute little oneshot where horse girl, teenage Vash learns how to ride a thomas with Brad.

two eggs, over easy by AllegedlyAnnie (VW, WIP, first chapter was posted of this not too long ago, I love the author's work, and this is SO GODDAMN FUNNY, I can't wait for more)

I (30M) keep getting into fights with a cook at Waffle House. --- "Uh, hey, 'scuse me?" Nick calls out toward the kitchen. "Sorry?" the cook asks. He comes over, and Nick gets a good look at spiky blonde hair and fathomless blue eyes framed by lashes like clock springs. "Was there something wrong?" And okay. So Nick might have a thing for a tall blonde with a dancer's figure. A man likes what he likes. With an effort he usually reserves for life-and-death scenarios, he forces himself to smile and says, "Is this your first day?" "No? Why do you ask?" "I asked for my eggs over easy." The cook glances at Nick's table, now holding six different eggs cooked three different, incorrect ways, and Nick can see in his eyes the exact moment he decides the next thing he'll say. His brow furrows into a faux quizzical expression. "I don't see the problem," he answers.

Fenrir by eshtaresht (gen but V&W-centric, one-shot, this was a very beautifully worded and created piece, I do love me a bit of whump)

He opens his mouth slowly, making a show of his sharp canines. Just so they’re clear on that. Without a word, Vash puts his arm inside the toothy trap. Pushes it deep, back to the very molars, making him breath through the nose to avoid gagging. Belts taste of gunpowder and sand. His tongue stumbles on a metal buckle, but his teeth feel only the satisfying give of worn leather. And, if he presses deeper, skin. ______________ or, Wolfwood goes a bit too feral and gets telepathically poetry blasted

#Trigun #Anon #Ask #Yadda yadda #It was fun to share the love--thank you for the ask!!! <3 #I hope at least one of these strikes your fancy

[rainbowsky]

Is this fetishization?

I think this podcast episode will be of interest to many of my readers. It's a good discussion of all the reasons why the whole 'fetishization' argument about BL stories is incorrect and misleading.

The podcast is the Yaoi shelf, which I learned of through Dr Thomas Baudinette, a BL scholar whose Twitter I check in on every now and then. I have his book, Regimes of Desire, which I haven't had time to read yet but look forward to (it's available in various e-formats, which isn't readily apparent when you first look at the page, BTW).

The hosts are sharp and very entertaining, and Dr Baudinette is an excellent guest. Highly recommended.

They make some important points about how the whole fetishization claim is a misogynistic way to 'realign queer culture/experience with heteronormative norms', which is brought into queer spaces to mislead potential BL allies and turn them against aspects of culture that are considered immoral and/or subversive.

This was my own experience to some degree, before getting into this fandom and learning more about fan fiction and BL (although rather than being maligned, fan fiction and BL were mostly just ignored in the culture I was a part of).

I am now a massive fan of and champion for fan fic and BL, and that's thanks to the wonderful people I've met here on Tumblr who introduced me to a whole new world that has really enriched my life. My gratitude is boundless and eternal. 💖

Anyway, if this topic interests you, check out the podcast. And you might also want to check out Dr Baudinette's Twitter as well. He posts a lot of interesting stuff about BL and queer rights.

#lgbtpride #fan fiction #podcast recommendations

[wouldntyou-liketoknow]

Masterpost

What’s up? I’m 21, autistic, biromantic-demisexual, and use She/Her pronouns. Storytelling is really important to me, and the stuff I make is almost always dark, unhinged, and macabre.

This is a list of all the stories I’ve written so far (and I’ll be making updates in time with future stories). The characters I mainly write for are YouTuber Egos; those of Nathan Sharp/NateWantsToBattle, Markiplier, MatPat, Thomas Sanders, etc.

(You can also find all of these stories here, if you prefer AO3.)

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Ŧħɇ ⱣɇnŧȺs FȺmɨłɏ [Ŧħɇ Fᵾŧᵾɍɇ Møƀ Ᵽɍøɉɇȼŧ]

The Pentas Family Encyclopedia

(Goretober 2022) Day 2: Cannibalism (Caliban, Murdock, The Newcomer)

Running on Empty (Caliban, Murdock)

God, Being an Accessory to Murder is Exhausting (Sam, Murdock, Caliban)

What’s That Saying About Cinnamon Rolls. . ? (Azalea, Caliban)

Update the Letter Board! (Azalea, Murdock)

Toxic Tutorials (Azalea, The Newcomer)

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 (ꝀɨnđȺ-SøɍŧȺ?) ØɍɨǥɨnȺł ȻħȺɍȺȼŧɇɍs/Ɇǥøs

R.D.

Characters and Headcanons and References, Oh My!

What’s This? Natemare is EVOLVING!

Matt and Ro are Soul-Siblings, So. . .(But It’s Kinda Dark This Time)

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ȻȺsᵾȺł Fɨȼs 

From Candygram to Requiem (Noah Walker and the Paranormal Investigators from Random Encounter’s Phasmophobia The Musical)

What’s a Detective Without a Case? (Noir!Engineer Mark, Noir!Mack, Noir!Captain)

Nobody Likes Rude Clients (Patty, Delux/Porniplier)

Caught Between a Monstrosity and An Abomination  (EldritchPlier, LeviathanPat, The Reader)

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Sɇɍɨɇs Fɨȼs 

A Week of Goretober 2022

Day 1: Voodoo Doll (Phantom, Bones)

Day 2: Cannibalism (Caliban, Murdock, The Newcomer)

Day 3: Broken Glass (Damien, Celine, The District Attorney, Darkiplier)

Day 4: Suffocation (The Captain, Head Engineer Mark)

Day 5: Revenge (Natemare, FNAF’s Missing Children, Purple Guy/Afton/Springtrap)

Day 6: Specimen Preservation (Phantom, Anti-Matter)

Day 7: Lyric Inspired (The Reader, Scaredy/SCARED-E)

..........

Gifts for a Bat (an ongoing saga of snippets based off of @that-bat’s awesome Resident Evil: Village AU, where the mutated personifications of Nate, Mark and Matt are Lords serving under Mother Miranda and Ethan Nestor/CrankGamePlays is playing the role of Ethan Winters.)

Part 1: A Spider-Human Monster and A Necromancer Walk Into a Bar. . .  (Nate/Lord Ophio, Matt/Lord Loxosceles)

Part 2: Chaos, Compromises, and Meal-Prep (Ethan Nestor-Winters, Matt/Lord Loxosceles, Mark/Lord Isurus)

Part 3: A New Face In Town (Nate/Lord Ophio, Hunter/The Baron)

..........

The Sides of A Nightmare (short drabbles inspired by @fangirltothefullest’s amazing Sanders Sides Little Nightmares AU)

The Actor (Creativity “Roman” Sanders/Red, Character!Thomas Sanders)

The Professor (Logic “Logan” Sanders/Indigo, Creativity “Roman” Sanders/Red, Character!Thomas Sanders)

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ɌȺnđøm Ɉᵾnꝁ 

Incorrect Quotes: ISWM (Parts 1 and 2) Edition

Incorrect Quotes: ISWM Edition (The Second One)

How Mack Snapped and Became the Way He Is in Part Two

ISWM Meets Pokemon

Matt and Ro are Soul-Siblings, So. . .

Headcanons for Phantom and Monarch Being Allies(?) Since Nate and Amanda Are Friends

RE8 AU Incorrect Quotes

How a Lot of My Followers Probably Reacted to My Hyperfixation on Caliban

#my writing #nathan sharp #natewantstobattle #phantom nwtb #bones nwtb #matthew patrick #matpat #my characters #my fan egos #fanmade egos #caliban #caliban the cannibal #egopats #azalea/aza #rosanna pansino #nerdy nummies egos #markiplier #murdock #iswm murdock #iswm murderplier #wkm damien #damien the mayor #wkm celine #celine the seer #wkm district attorney #darkiplier #iswm engineer mark #iswm captain #natemare nwtb #antimatter matpat

[tomhiddleston-is-mischief]

Tom Hiddleston and his characters as things I've said and done:

Enjoy 🙃

...

Sharpe: don't expect me to be normal- or, uh, stable.

...

Loki, internally: I'm going to share how I'm feeling.

Loki: *scoffs at thought*

Thor: what?

Loki, panicking on the inside: your face.

...

Friend: you won't eat that-

Tom, looking at a mix of corn, chocolate milk, ketchup, and fruit: -watch me.

...

Adam: *drinks Coke like alcohol and pretends to smoke a cigarette*

Adam: I was happy once.

...

Sharpe: I'm stupid, but don't you dare treat me like an idiot.

...

Conrad: *cries while someone walks in*

Person: what's wrong?

Conrad: nothing, I just do this sometimes

...

#tom hiddleston #loki #loki (marvel) #loki odinson #loki friggason #thomas william hiddleston #incorrect loki quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrecttomhiddlestonquotes #james conrad #jamesconrad #incorrect thomas sharpe #thomas sharpe #sharpe #adam olla

[mischievous-thunder]

#thomas sharpe #tom hiddleston #crimson peak #relatable fact #imagine your otp #funny dank memes #otp prompts #writing promt #fanfiction ao3 #fanfic writers artists and memers #geraskier #lokius #thorki #johnlock and hannigram #wolfstar and drarry #destiel #ineffable husbands and sambucky #symbrock and spideypool #incorrect marvel mcu avengers quotes #mischievous-thunder

[wheredafandomat]

Y/N: Take a deep breath, take a deep breath, take a deep breath, take a deep breath, take a deep breath

Loki: What are you going on about?

Y/N: Shhhh

TV: *Thomas Sharpe* IM NOT DONE YET

Y/N: *wheezes*

Loki: *imitates Thomas Sharpe instantly getting y/n’s attention*

Y/N: Say. That. Again.

Loki: I’m not done yet

Y/N: OH MY GOD

Y/N: *dies*

#crimson peak #thomas sharpe #tom hiddelston loki #loki x female reader #loki x reader #tom hiddleston #loki fanfiction #mcu incorrect quotes #loki incorrect quotes

[lazy-cat-corner]

Edith: You ever wanna talk about your emotions, Lucille?

Lucille: No.

Thomas: I do!

Edith: I know, Thomas.

Thomas: I’m sad.

Edith: I know, Thomas.

#crimson peak #incorrect crimson peak quotes #edith cushing #sir thomas sharpe #lucille sharpe #thomas sharpe

[incorrect-everly-quotes]

Thomas: Just watched Sam struggle to open a jar for ten whole minutes. Then he gave it to Joey. Joey struggled harder. After about 30 more minutes of this, they finally give it to Rose, who got it open in one shot.

Eli: Why didn’t you just open it first? You’re easily the strongest person in the group.

Thomas: I was so entranced by whatever the hell the twins were doing that I forgot I could interact with them.

#Thomas DiMarco #joey sharp #sam sharp #sam and joey #rosemarie everly #elijah lamb #incorrect quotes

[upside-down-peonies]

Thomas: *about Edith* She is the love of my life. Everything I have and everything I am is her’s forever. She’s my daisy sunbeam. Sweet angel goddess woman.

Lucille: *slowy poisoning Edith and stabbing Thomas* Fuck your sunbeam.

Thomas: Wha-!? wHy? WHY?! You are LITERALLY the reason we can’t have nice things.

#incorrect crimson peak quotes #crimson peak #sir thomas sharpe #lucille sharpe #edith cushing #source: my brain #and a little himym #not my usual content

[iamnmbr3]

Edith: So...spill the tea.

Lucille: WHAT DID YOU TELL HER?!?!?

Edith: What.

Thomas: *facepalms* 

#crack #incorrect crimson peak #humor #Crimson Peak #crimson peak spoilers #random musings #Thomas Sharpe #edith cushing #lucille sharpe

[gamerkuddles]

Tom: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life Adam: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years! Thomas: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this! Loki: I knew I lost that potential somewhere! Robert: My moral code, is that you? Tom: ... Tom: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?

#sorry with thomas but it fit so well #tom hiddleston characters #tom hiddleston #thomas sharpe #mcu loki #adam only lovers left alive #robert laing #incorrect quotes #source: generator

[rhaenyraswife]

#alan mcmichael #crimson peak #thomas sharpe #edith cushing #lucille sharpe #tom hiddleston #crimson peak incorrect quotes #crimson peak memes #guillermo del toro

[lokis-leah]

„Never, ever, let anyone tell you what you can and can't do. Prove the cynics wrong. Pity them for they have no imagination. The sky's the limit. Your sky. Your limit. Now. Let's dance.“

-Tom Hiddleston

#marvel #mcu #loki #loki odinson #tom hiddleston #loki laufeyson #loki series #the avengers #lokiedit #disney #tom hiddleston edit #loki friggason #incorrect loki quotes #asgard #Jonathan pine #the Night Manager #henry viii #Thomas sharpe #James Conrad