#incorrect wandavision

[satanic-nightjar]

Vision: May I ask you for a favour?

Wanda: I would literally die for you but sure.

Vision: We need to talk about you starting your sentences like this.

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[drunk-cryptic-witch]

Y/n: Wanda, you are like mjolnir

Wanda: How so?

Y/n: Only those worthy can hold you

Wanda: Awww

Y/n: Yet the fucking robot did it before me.

Wanda:

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[incorrect-wandavision-quotes]

Agnes: Well, if ignorance is bliss, you must be one happy fucking idiot.

Pietro: I am, thank you.

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[offtophic]

Wanda: I am cold,

Wanda: I am careless,

Wanda: I am dangerous.

*ding*

Wanda: Ooh! My unicorn cupcakes!!

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[vorpalmuchness]

Agatha Harkness: I've never broken any of your dumb rules!

her coven:

Agatha: -in front of you!

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[fandomnerd9602]

Y/N cuddles with Wanda on their bed…

Y/N: can I touch your belly?

Wanda: (giggles) it’s your baby too, detka

Y/N: I know. But you’re your own person and I didn’t want to infringe on your space

Wanda: I’d be more insulted if you didn’t touch my belly (giggles)

Y/N: oh alright

Y/N gently caresses Wanda’s pregnant belly. The babies kick…

Y/N nuzzles Wanda, conveying every ounce of love they can give…

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[chaosvillainy]

Wanda: Y/N, cover me!

Y/N: In kisses? Gladly!

Wanda: Y/N, we’re in a shootout, being shot at. Cover me.

Y/N: But kisses later?

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[incorrectquotesmcu]

Vision: You just can’t stand the idea of Wanda and I as a couple.

Y/N: Very true. It makes me wanna puke up blood.

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[auroraromaximoff]

Wanda: I’m worried about how long it’s taking the boys to walk..

Melina: It’s fine, here. Put olive oil on the knees, now if they can’t crawl they have to walk.

Billy and Tommy: *giggling while slipping around*

Nat: Mama, that’s not legal anymore!

Wanda: What?!

Y/n: Im calling my mom for advice…

Y/mn: Mira, put a lime in each hand, and they will start walking.

Y/n: *gives the boys limes to hold* Well look at that…

Billy and Tommy: *start walking*

Nat: I know you said your mother’s a witch, but damn.

Y/mn: I’m always right *hangs up*

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[cissa-calls]

Countdown to Agatha: Day 757

Natasha: “You’re a morosexual, just accept it!”

Wanda: “A what?”

Natasha: “A morosexual - it means you’re only attracted to morons”

Wanda: “I am not!”

Natasha: “Really?” *points to Y/N and Agatha*

Agatha and Y/N: *trying to slide down the banister of a three story spiral staircase*

Y/N: “If Anna did it in the opening song of Frozen, then SO CAN I” *slips off and cascades down an entire story*

Agatha: “HAHAHA” *slips and falls on top of them* “OOF”

Natasha to Wanda: “You’re doing a terrible job beating the allegations”

#congrats Wanda you’re officially the last to know #I can’t be the only one who dreams of fancily sliding down a staircase railing?! #wandavision #agatha harkness #house of harkness #agatha all along #hahndavision #house of harkness counter #marvel #wanda maximoff #agatha harkness x reader #wanda maximoff x reader #coven of chaos #coven of chaos counter #incorrect marvel quotes #agatha: darkhold diaries #Darkhold diaries counter #Darkhold diaries #agatha

[lifespectator]

Wanda takes Y/n to her gingerbread house

Wanda: Everything you see here is edible.

Y/n, eyeing up Wanda: Everything?

Wanda, under her breath: Everything.

Agatha: Do ya'll think before you speak?

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[headcanonthings]

#incorrect quotes #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect wandavision quotes #mcu #marvel #wandavision #agatha harkness

[incorrect-wandavision-quotes]

Wanda: I wish I could block people in real life.

Monica: Restraining order.

Agatha: Murder.

#let's be honest we all know wanda would go straight to murder #source: ? #wandavision #wanda maximoff #monica rambeau #scarlet witch #agatha harkness #agnes wandavision #mcu #marvel #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect wandavision #incorrect wandavision quotes #incorrect wanda maximoff

[incorrectquotesandmadness]

Y/N: When are we gonna fuck? Wanda: What? Y/N: Oh sorry autocorrect. When are we gonna hang out? Wanda: First of all that two words isn't even close to each other. And second of all, this is a verbal conversation..

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[wandas6-gf]

Y/N: Do you think when butterflies are in love they feel humans in their stomach?

Wanda: Y/N. Darling. Honey. Love of my life. What the fuck?

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[fandomnerd9602]

Wanda: baby?

Y/N: yeah?

Wanda: are we together-together? Or just together in a loose sense of the word?

Y/N: you’re asking this now?

Justice of Peace: you may kiss the bride

Wanda and Y/n kiss…

Wanda: oh yeah we’re together-together (giggles)

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