What I find funny is in the books is that nearly everyone is like “stop it edward” or “go for it edward!”
Meanwhile:
Emmett: “you got two options, kill her and get this over and done with orrrrrr turn her, idgaf”
Edward: “it’s not that easy!”
Emmett: “it literally is, grow up Virgin”
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Nico Wearing a Skirt
Scene: Nico is staying with the Jacksons and Annabeth during the summer. Percy, Jason, Annabeth, Piper, and Nico go to the movies
Percy: Nico! Hurry up! We're gonna be late!
Nico from Percy's room: ALRIGHT!
Jason: There's really no rush.
Annabeth: I've never seen Percy want to be this punctual before.
Nico, coming out of the room wearing a skirt: Alright, I'm here.
Everyone:
Nico: ...okay. I know why you're staring but Will said I should be able to wear whatever I want regardless of what other people say.
Annabeth: No! No, you're absolutely right. We're sorry for staring
Jason: You look great.
Percy: And comfy. Any chance you have that skirt in a large?
Piper, coming out of the bathroom: Alright, let's get to- What the fuck?!
Everyone:
Piper to Nico: What are you wearing?
Nico: U-uhmm...
Piper: Please don't tell me you're going out looking like that
Jason: Piper-
Piper: No, okay? No! I will not stand for this. This is unbelievable.
Nico: *starts to cry*
Annabeth: Pipes, stop, you're gonna make him cry.
Piper: Nope, I refuse. Go change.
Percy: Piper-
Piper: No. You go change out of that shirt right now, young man.
Everyone:
Piper: I mean, come on! You're better than that, Nico. I taught you better than that!
Nico: T-this is the prettiest shirt I have
Piper: No, it's not. Annabeth, you gotta have a shirt prettier than that. Mind if we borrow?
Annabeth: ...go ahead.
Piper, taking Nico's hand: C'mon. And maybe we'll add a little blush on your cheeks
Nico: I don't have a blush
Piper: I keep one in my purse in your shade just in case
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ROSE: So tell me, Jaspers, what are some of your favorite things? What brings you joy?
JASPERSPRITE: Oh so many things! For example crinkling and rustling plastic bags.
ROSE: Fascinating. Now, let's go a bit darker. What are your biggest fears?
JASPERSPRITE: Oh so many things. For example crinkling and rustling plastic bags.
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Edward pre-Bella: I'm playing a new drinking game. It's called "Everytime I'm depressed I take a drink"
Jasper: That game already exists. It's called Alcoholism.
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*Family time @ the Cullens (cause Esme definitely makes them do that)
Esme: “where’s Jasper?”
The Cullens: “??”
*meanwhile at forks old folks home*
Random 90 year old man: “Kids now a days wouldn’t know hard work if it hit them in the face, when I was their age I was fighting for my country in Nam”
Jasper as he reclines the sofa chair: “man I hear you Burt”
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annabeth: i think i’m in love with percy…
grover: sorry to hear that. get better soon.
-also-
piper: i think i’m in love with jason
leo: sorry to hear that. get better soon.
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