#jrr Tolkien

[allythistle]

‘GET OFF THE ROAD - QUICK!!’

Heylo darlins! This is what I’ve been working on this week.

Next up, Bilbo, as per the results of my last poll :D

#artists on tumblr #character art #art #digital art #fan art #small artist #lotr #traditional art #writing #fantasy art #lord of the rings #lotr fanart #the hobbit #hobbits #ring wraiths #tolkien #middle earth #character design #lotr fandom #lotredit #the fellowship of the ring #jrr tolkien #original art #procreate

[velvet4510]

Never forget that it took Éowyn 2 seconds to recognize Faramir’s worth upon meeting him. I could go on and on about how he’s the first person outside her family to truly and completely respect her but it goes both ways! Denethor never ever saw Faramir’s worth in all his lifetime, but Éowyn took ONE look at him and was like “wow he’s great.” They’re BOTH so GOOD for each other!!

#farawyn #lotr #jrr tolkien #lotr books #lord of the rings #tolkien legendarium #faramir x eowyn #eowyn x faramir #eowyn #faramir #eowyn of rohan #lotr eowyn #lotr faramir #faramir of gondor

[lupa-lunae]

My Smaugbo Valentine's Day card in action, showing how it moves.

#the hobbit #the hobbit bilbo #smaug #the desolation of smaug #smaugbo #smaug x bilbo #smaug fanart #smaug the dragon #smauglock #the hobbit the desolation of smaug #martin freeman #bilbo baggins #bilbo fanart #fanart #tolkien #art #traditional art #dragon #treasure #lotr #jrr tolkien #lord of the rings #fantasy art #my art #artists on tumblr #middle earth #tolkien fanart #dragon art #illustration #artwork

[bitterkarella]

Midnight Pals: Bigfoots

Brian Keene: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of crazy bear valley Keene: so these no-good outlaws are on the run from the law Keene: but Keene: they take a wrong turn Keene: into danger King: what kind of danger? Keene: bigfoots

Keene: its a no holds barred war to the death between cowboys and bigfoots Keene: cowboys, of course, have the advantage of intelligence and speed, as well as firearms Keene: but the bigfoots have the numbers

Keene: these bigfoots might just tear these cowboys to pieces Bram Stoker: oh but cowboys! Keene: whats the matter bram? you kill your cowboys all the time! Stoker: yeah but Stoker: i dunno, its different

King: how big are the bigfoots? Keene: eh pretty normal bigfoot sized, i'd say King: really? i expected they'd be bigger King: what about their feet? Keene: oh well, yeah, their feet are big Keene: like duh Keene: obviously

King: wait are their feet big compared to normal feet or big compared to bigfoot feet? Keene: normal King: so big compared to our feet? Keene: yes i Keene: you know the feet aren't really central to this story

Keene: ok so back to the story King: wait a second is it bigfoots or bigfeet? Poe: obviously, it's bigfoots Barker: what? that's insane edgar. it's obviously bigfeet King: no no i think edgar's right on this one Lovecraft: that doesn't make any sense Keene: so back to the story

Robert E Howard: howdy pardnas Keene: 2 Gun Bob! King: it's 2 Gun Bob! Lovecraft: 2 Gun Bob! Barker: 2 Gun Bob! Poe: whoa 2 gun bob! Stoker: OMG! 2 Gun Bob! Koontz: 2 Gun Bob! Howard: i reckon i got somethin' to say on the matter

Howard: when a cowpoke is a-ridin' through bigfoot country, he's gotta have his trusty six iron on his hip Howard: cuz ya might gotta wrassle some varmints Keene: you sound like you've had some experience with this Keene: with fighting bigfoots Barker: you mean bigfeet Keene: no

Howard: now if me an' my boys tangled with a posse of bigfoots, we'd give em a taste of the ol' pea shooter Keene: yeah but see, there's a lot of bigfoots Keene: way too many to shoot Howard: i ain't a-bothered, i'm a fast draw Howard: [twirling six shooter] possibly the fastest

JRR Tolkien: hello lads King: JRR Tolkien! what are YOU doing here? Tolkien: well i head something about Tolkien: BIG FEET Tolkien: big HAIRY feet perhaps? Tolkien: big hairy SMELLY feet? Tolkien: big gross hairy smelly feet with fur????

Keene: the story's not about big feet, it's about bigfoots Tolkien: Tolkien: oh Tolkien: how big are the bigfoots feet? Keene: normal sized Tolkien: normal for us or normal for bigfoots? Keene: you know what i'm just gonna call them sasquatchs going forward

#midnight pals #the midnight society #midnight society #stephen king #clive barker #edgar allan poe #dean koontz #hp lovecraft #brian keene #bram stoker #robert e howard #jrr tolkien

[distinguisheddwarffriend]

Here's the thing (don't kill me for this):

Thorin dying at the End of The Hobbit makes sense, in a tragic kind of way. He always gave his everything for his people, it is somewhat poetic that his last act of service to his people was the ultimate sacrifice. That he could find peace with.

He'd find the afterlife an actual restful place, and could take the time to face his demons & trauma. Because he would know he did all he could & gave all the had.

HOWEVER!!!!

Fili & Kili dying was pure BULLSHIT!!!!!

I don't know what possessed Tolkien (our love & saviour, no disrespect) to kill them. Extra tragedy? Pffffff

Un.nece.ssary!

Apart from how Fili would have made an AMAZING king, them dying, his CHILDREN (look me in the eyes and tell me he didn't love those two like his own sons I dare you) ruined ALL peace he would have ever had, turning the WHOLE THING into a needless tragedy, the line ending, their home regained but not for his boys.

THAT is the real crime, that those boys, who left to fight for a home they never even knew, out of loyalty and love for their uncle & surrogate father, lost their lives before actually living them.

THAT is what I will never forgive, forever deny, and why I continue reading fix-it fics like a starving person.

JOHN RONALD REUEL I have WORDS for you!!!!!!

#tolkien #the hobbit #middle earth #the hobbit fanfiction #fili and kili #fili durin #thorin oakenshield #fíli #kili durin #kili #battle of five armies #bofa #thorin #fix it fic #jrr tolkien

[caostalgia]

Incluso la persona más pequeña puede cambiar el curso del futuro.

LOTR; La comunidad del Anillo; J.R.R. Tolkien.

#poeterouge #amor #citas de amor #nostalgia #escritos #frases tristes #frases #frases tumblr #citas #citas en español #lotr #galadriel #SDLA #jrr tolkien #tolkien #en tu orbita #geek #caostalgia #dia del libro #día internacional del libro #fantasía #Fantasia medieval #Novela Fantastica #notas #textos #pensamientos

[marxia-redscare]

#lord of the rings #jrr tolkien #tolkien #lotr #lotr memes #samwise gamgee #gollum #breaking bad

[catofadifferentcolor]

“If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.” 

― J.R.R. Tolkien

#quotes #jrr tolkien #tolkien #life #happiness

[aeterna-auroral-avenger]

TB watches Middle Earth

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring Extended Edition

#tb watches movies #tb watches middle earth #the lord of the rings #the fellowship of the ring #lotr #tfotr #jrr tolkien #middle earth #thewatchpartyofthering

[the-red-butterfly]

For a short time I'm doing these little sketches/doodles for about $5 dollars. Here's the original post in case you're interested -> Little Sketches

These are the first two I've made, for @secretlythranduil and @wombatking Thank you so much guys!

Doing things in a more quick and lazy stile is actually pretty fun, so this was great ✨ Alas, I tend to want to make everything A Thing. Lol

.

Open for Commissions

#Thranduil #Elvenking #lord of the rings #the hobbit #jrr tolkien #tolkien universe #tolkien fanart #TheRedButterfly #artists on tumblr #traditional art #Tolkien elves #thranduil fanart #markers #sketches #doodles #stephcass #Stephanie Brown #Cassandra Cain #Batgirls #Batman comics #DC comics #Stephanie Brown fanart #Cassandra Cain fanart #spoiler #orphan #Batgirl #little sketches

[tiny-and-witchy]

Well.. I did NOT expect this to happen at all..

A few weeks ago I read a LegolasxOFC fic that made my obsession with elves resurface. (thank you @entishramblings for writing some of the best fics I've ever read..)

Soooo.. I said to myself, "Hey, wasn't I obsessed with elvish and tengwar in highschool? That was cool, so why don't I go back to it again?"

Then it lead to a lot of scribbling and eventually looking into Sindarin for, you know, fun. And now...

IT IS CONSUMING ME...

#sindarin #tengwar #jrr tolkien #Legolas #legolas greenleaf #writing #lotr fanfic #legolas fanfiction #lotr #lord of the rings

[invisiblewashboard]

The fact that Tolkien realized he’d created inconsistency for LotR with the first published version of The Hobbit and then retconned it with the in universe explanation of “Bilbo is a liar,” is never going to stop being both equal parts brilliant and funny.

#jirt #jrr tolkien #tolkien #lord of the rings #lotr #the hobbit #bilbo baggins #Bilbo is a menace #change my mind

[velvet4510]

It blows my mind that by giving the mithril shirt to Bilbo, Thorin indirectly saved Frodo and thus prevented the Ring-bearer from dying and the Quest from failing. The world was ultimately saved because the exiled King Under the Mountain fell in love with a hobbit.

#lotr #jrr tolkien #lotr books #lord of the rings #the hobbit #tolkien legendarium #the hobbit book #thorin oakenshield #bilbo baggins #bagginshield #mithril #frodo baggins #ring bearer #the one ring #the fellowship of the ring #thorin x bilbo #bilbo x thorin #moria #erebor

[lupa-lunae]

My Valentines Day artwork this year, but I didn't get around to post it until now. It's Smaugbo art of The Hobbit and Smaug, and was for a contest where you should draw a Valentine's Day Card, so this artwork is a card with the wing moveable.

#the hobbit #the hobbit bilbo #smaug #the desolation of smaug #smaugbo #smaug x bilbo #smaug fanart #smaug the dragon #smauglock #the hobbit the desolation of smaug #martin freeman #bilbo baggins #bilbo fanart #fanart #tolkien #art #traditional art #dragon #treasure #lotr #jrr tolkien #lord of the rings #fantasy art #my art #artists on tumblr #middle earth #tolkien fanart #dragon art #illustration #artwork

[atrustfulplace]

imagine: you are chilling in front you your house getting high. along comes an old family friend who you last saw when you were six, you are now in your 50s. after a brief convo where he is kind of a dick to you, he’s like damn you’ve changed :/. and your like yeah bestie it’s been five decades why the fuck are you here. he leaves. later that night a shit ton of people show up and trash your house. just throw and absolute rager. halfway through the family friend from earlier shows up. he announces in full earshot of everyone that he wants you to come with him to rob a bank. you of course say wtf??? one of the people who broke into your house calls you a pussy. another person shoves you a contract which declares if you get shot robbing the bank they will not pay for your funeral. you pass out. when you wake up you find the contract on your table and your house almost completely back to normal. you stare at the contract for a moment and decide, fuck it this is just as a good a midlife crisis than anything.

this is what happened to bilbo baggins

#i don’t think this has been done before??? #maybe it has if so sorry 😔 #the hobbit #bilbo baggins #gandalf #thorin oakenshield #lotr #jrr tolkien

[mytortoisegotstuckinatupperware]

#humor #shitpost #pls help #lotr memes #lotr #incorrect lotr quotes #lord of the rings #the lord of the rings #gandalf #jrr tolkien #hobbits #po tay toes