Grace: What do you do if someone offers you drugs?
Klaus: Take them.
Viktor: Say thank you.
Five: Offer them more drugs to assert dominance.
Grace: No.
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Ok. Something I've seen NO ONE mention. Here we have this shot:
They're in one of those places where little kids celebrate birthday parties. There's kids playing in the background, if this doesn't mean that it's Diego and Lila's kid's birthday and that all the family is forced to go (probably so that they can solve whatever they've goy going on). I don't know what it is.
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No but can you imagine if all the Hargreeves siblings (Umbrella Academy ones) sat down to look at their birth mothers pictures?
Imagine them each helping each other out to point out what features they got from their mom?
Like Klaus was told he has his mother's eyes.
Can you imagine what each of them received of their birth mother? Can you imagine how soft their voice would go as they realized they share a trait with their birth mom?
I need a fic now
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“Assuming it’s ok with your two dads.”
“I would rather chew off my own foot.”
ASHEHDHDHSHSSB The fact that Kenny’s mom assumed that Klaus and Diego were Five’s dads is hilarious. She took one look at them and went, yeah sure ok.
“If I was going to date a man, you'd be the last man I would date.”
“You'd be lucky to get me.”
Diego and Klaus’ argument in the background lmaooooo
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Diego with Five on his shoulders: help
Lila: ? What happened?
Diego: he just.. he appeared on my shoulders and then just fell asleep
Lila: oh
Lila: put him to bed then
Diego: he’s uh. He’s holding my hair
Lila: shave your head
Diego: seriously
Lila: seriously
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As much as I would love to make fun of Diego for actually believing Stan was his child even though 1. Stan's clearly white, 2. He was raised by Lila yet has no British accent, and 3. Lila claims it's been 12 yrs yet she hasn't aged a day. I also completely fell for it so I guess we're both clowns 🤡
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Ok so I just finished and then rewatched the umbrella academy, and it finally processed to me that they 1. Had their names before five had disappeared, 2. Ben has the same name in both universes and 3. Their mother had picked their names.
This means that their mother had either randomly generated names for every kid and Ben just so happened to get Ben twice, or she has some type of algorithm to pick which name would be best for each kid based on their DNA or something which is why Ben got Ben.
Why wouldn’t 5 have a name, then? I have two theories, one is kind of boring and the other one is a lot of a stretch. Also, none of these have actual evidence to go with it so theories is all they are.
Theory 1. Five is a little bitch and refused to respond to whatever name their mom (who I forgot the name of, whoops) gave to them out of spite to their father, or just to be a little shit. Hell, maybe he just wasn’t used to responding to a different name than “five” so they just gave up and stuck with it.
And theory 2. Their mom couldn’t find a name for five. Hear me out on this one, ok? Five is a time traveler right? Right. So, maybe their mom couldn’t find a different name because she already new his DNA along another name in some types of system, maybe she and her alien technology robotic system could see that in the past (the actual past, like the 60s and five’s commission days) somebody with that DNA had the name of five, and just decided that that was his name. Again, it doesn’t make sense and is a LOT of a stretch but shut up I just woke up cut me some slack. Also hey, it’s just a theory.
A FILLLLLM THEORY
Ok I’ll stop. That’s all!
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