nothing like a cup of paint thinner in the morning
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At Miss Pauling's birthday party
Sniper: Why was she born so beautiful, why was she born at all? Because she had no say in it, no say in it at all!
Miss Pauling and the other mercs: *confused existential horror*
Sniper: Do you not sing this in other countries?
Engineer: No, we do not sing a lament for someone’s personal beauty wishing they’d never been born. That is some weird Greek tragedy shit.
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Headcannon time!
Eddie actually likes reading scary stories while Sally is terrified of reading then.
Oh the irony~
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the original post was kinda looong, so fresh start ~
thanks to @crystaza for the tag :3
Tag game!!!
Do this quiz
and this Picrew
(and tag peeps ofc :P)
@that-cryptid-nyaomi @dinosaurguts @snailmusic @empressofdancingstars @foxfaceinthewindow @tfisathoughtfulnickelbakeryfire @ejeffers1239 @tonallyambiguoussnail @rantobi @ifuckinglovediscoelysium @veryexcellentgoodsoup @cassandrapentaghass @worcestershirecheshirecat @jobnazz @alicethecamelhas2humps i think that's all my moots 🫠 if you wanna be removed pls lemme know, and ofc no pressure~ i just find these fun :3
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Created by ¿Mr.Whatshisname? on Twitter, will remove upon request.
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