#peter & trouble

[hearts4dorlene]

Remus: Hey fellas, good night?

Peter *grumbles*: Not as good as yours apparently

Remus: What-?

Peter: Yours and Sirius' Muffliato charm broke

Remus: Oh shit did you guys hear?

*Enter James*

James: Oh god your faces, what have I missed Wormy?

Peter: Did you not hear them both last night James? Were you out or something? They were going at it-

Peter:

Peter: Why are you wearing a Slytherin tie James?

*Enter Sirius*

Sirius: Just been to get some breakfast and saw my little brother wearing a Gryffindor tie?

Remus: James?

James: Funny story lads, so you see-

#incorrect marauders quotes #marauders #james potter #remus lupin #sirius black #peter pettigrew #regulus black #jegulus #wolfstar #harry potter #harry potter shitpost #sirius black is a little shit #remus is the real trouble maker #james potter would do this

[ask-spiderpool]

#ask-spiderpool #main #peter parker #venom takeover #trouble in paradise

[afieldinengland]

link

#peterrrrr #peter capaldi #more neurosis more fear more trouble you know? 🗣️

[marvel-lous-guy]

Tony: do you seriously think that's gonna work?

Peter: yeah! Why wouldn't it?

Tony: Because that is a toaster!

Harley: a high pressure toaster!

Tony: its still not gonna work! A toaster cant push bread out at a great anough force to make an ironman suit fly!

Peter: its not gonna make an ironman suit fly!

Harley: Its gonna make an ironpan suit fly!

Peter: It's made of frying pans!

Tony: Oh my God you're gonna die. You're both gonna die the day you move out.

#move out? #never gonna happen #and if it does tony will probably hire a private investigator on each of them #just to check they're doing alright #and not getting into trouble #if he doesn't spy on them himself that is #peter parker #harley keener #irondad #tony stark #ironman #spiderman #marvel #marvel cinematic universe #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect mcu #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #mcu #incorrect peter parker #incorrect irondad #spiderson

[columboscreens]

#columbo #season 4 #troubled waters #peter falk made this show so much more homoerotic than it wouldve been just because he had fucking zilch sense of personal space #gettin right in there

[thyfggfy]

I had contemplated doing this post for awhile , because quite frankly I wasn't sure what I was trying to accomplish and even now I am not sure what my goal is. I just know that I don't want to scream into the void . I want to be heard.

Some of you might be aware of one of the most recent tw confession blogs . In one of their more recent posts a very interesting discussion occurred.

One of my mutuals pointed out a collection of fics that are labelled as "101 ways to kill Scott McCall". At first I didn't even notice this , because idk. Maybe I just glazed over it , however when more people began interacting with the publication I SAW IT and I just had to check for myself .

One of said fics is called "Kill-a-Character Bingo - Scott McCall" which is a fanfiction of 26 chapters in which Scott is killed in various grotesque and humiliating ways.This is one of the chapters:

Outside of feeling gross , disillusioned and honestly sick to my stomach , I was also beyond perplexed . It is one thing to dislike a character . To be so annoyed by them that you just want them gone by any means necessary . I can even understand killing them in your own fic as a "treat" . I can't say I am on board with that , but still I can put myself in your shoes...sort of. Writing a fanfiction in which your main focus is a character you loathe , on the other hand, is ...confusing to say the least.

I can already hear some of you saying "It is not like I wrote this" and you are right , but what about the people supporting it .

115+ people apparently consider this good , entertaining . Gave the "author" their silent encouragement to keep going .

To be fair this fic is from the end of 2023 so the kudos are not that much so let's look at their most recent work with the "Dead Scott McCall" tag -"Compare" which was written at the beginning of February 2024

Over 100 kudos in the span of 3 months . Not too shabby for ao3.How much is too much ? How much longer can you use the "just a few rotten apples" argument?

If you are wondering how Scott's life ends in this story , one of the readers was more than happy to inform us.

I am going to avoid name-calling ,okay. I know that realistically not all of you are like this (thank god). I just want to ask. Do you think this is healthy? Do you think that is a fulfilling way for someone to spend their free time? Are you going to be comfortable being near this person and their fans knowing this is one of their "hobbies"? I don't know about you , but I would definitely be keeping my distance.

Again, I have no clue what is the point of this . I don't want you to attack the user . They would most likely just double down on doing what they know best . Maybe some of you would understand why people from my side of the fandom are so willing to accuse you of certain things instead of getting butthurt . Though that is most likely also asking for too much.

#sterek #steter #peter hale #derek hale #stiles stilinski #it just sucks man #you go on the internet #to decompress and distance yourself from the stressors in your life by engaging with your favorite shows #and then you force yourself to confront the fact that some people consider writing/reading horrible #repulsing scenarios for one of your comfort characters as fun #I guess I am a masochist cuz now I am poking where I know I will find trouble #sigh #I am shutting up now #otherwise I won't stop. I will deal with the conseqences later #scott mccall #get behind me #scott mccall defense squad #pro scott mccall #also I won't hide the profiles #I don't think they deserve that dignity

[b-u-g-g-y]

James: Is it gay if I want to date Regulus, but like as bros?

Peter: Well…I’m no expert, but that sounds pretty gay.

Sirius: I’m an expert. 100% gay.

Sirius: Wait a second—did you say Regulus?!?

#James in some serious trouble #james potter #sirius black #peter pettigrew #regulus black #jegulus #james x regulus #james and sirius #marauders #marauders era #the marauders #marauders textpost #incorrect marauders textposts

[jennilah]

au where Strahm loses his voice entirely & permanently from the tracheotomy

food for thought

#jennilargh #peter strahm #saw #sawposting #i couldnt write it because ive already written a mute fic and i dont want that to be like a whole thing right #theres just a lot of angst potential with that PARTICULAR affliction that works well with romance and angst stories #like imagine? a hoffstrahm fic that basically follows the same beats as my series where Hoffman is horrendously guilty for what he did #but instead of just a neck scar and strahm's ptsd he also has to be faced with it every SINGLE time strahm communicates with him #or shit man. what if hes in trouble and trying to scream out #could go on really

[hydraballista]

Symbiote Spider-Man entrance was one of the highlights of the trailer, I was inspired to draw something like this.

#spiderman #spiderman insomniac #spiderman 2 #symbiote #venom #peter parker #video game #fanart #digital art #trailer was amazing I have watched it for like 10 times #peters voice getting angrier each time #he starts talking as we #anything can happen but when he tossed that civilian onto the pavement it was certain #my boy is in trouble #save him miles you are his only hope #sketch #marvel #hydraballista

[irondad-defensesquad]

do you think tony climbs on the counter to look taller when he lectures peter

#tony: you're in so much trouble young man (goes on a lecture about self preservation) #peter: *trying not to laugh* #tony: HEY WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING ABOUT!!! #i like to think peter does the same thing too #they're so stupid #lotus speaks #irondad #i'm gonna draw this one day

[bonebrokebuddy]

I am shocked and appalled that there isn’t more comic flash & comic spider man fic crossovers.

Like? Barry and Peter would get along so well?? And no one has taken advantage of this??

I need a fic pronto of them meeting at a biochem conference, a villain attacking, leading to Barry catching Peter changing into his Spider-Man suit in the bathroom in a classic silver age crossover “the heroes immediately figure out eachother’s identity” type fashion. They team up and take down the villain together and promise to keep in touch.

#marvel x dc #dc x marvel #barry allen #Peter Parker #no marvel only spider man #spiderman #marvel #dc #marvel crossover #dc crossover #listen. they’re both characters originated from the 50s with the atomic age blasting an importance and relevance #of science heavily in their characters and lives #i just want two semi-retired heroes who have horrible luck and still get pulled into hero shenanigans frequently because trouble just seems #to find them. the only ‘retired’ part of it is that now neither of them are actively seeking out villains. #that’s the job for those that have taken up their mantle #but trouble just finds them anyway #god I miss pre cw flash & mcu spiderman characterizations. they’re so hard to find nowadays #bones talks #bones prompts #bones talks in the tags #i just want to commission a biochem grad student and have them vent in a fic about the troubles of being a biochem grad student #that’s thinly guised as a peter parker fanfic #is that too much to ask?

[webslingingslasher]

https://www.tumblr.com/cptnleviackerman/735156135683833856

TROUBLE AND PETER CODED

HSJDND FYESYYEYSYEYS

‘just cause you fuck me doesn’t mean you like me.’

peter, for the first time in his life to ever call you this word: ‘are you stupid?’

#peter & trouble

[spongebob-connoisseur]

Stfu we're watching Slappy Daze together

#Unlimited power #I hope i don't get in trouble for this #the spongebob connoisseur #spongebob squarepants #spongebob #sb #spongebon squarepants #spongebob meme #slappy laszlo #slappy spongebob #laszlo spongebob #Peter Lorre fish #Peter lorre #Peter Parody #Nosferatu #Graf orlok #Count orlok #the cabinet of dr. caligari #Cesare #The somnambulist #Slippy Lotte #Slippy #Dr caligari #cesare the somnambulist #Dracula #bram stokers dracula #renfield #robert montague renfield

[jehcee]

James: how much do you guys love me?

Peter: I will jump of a cliff if you wanted me to.

Sirius: I will give you my kidney.. or any other organ. Just say the name.

Remus: If you ever commit arson I'll be your acquaintance.

Lily: why do you ask? What did you do this time!?

James: Soooo... the slytherin arecomingtohuntus RUN!!

#everyone means what they said #lily is super smart #the mom friend #james got them in trouble #james potter #sirius black #remus lupin #peter pettigrew #lily evans #mauraders #hogwarts #mauraders incorrect quotes #jegulus #wolfstar

[sunmoontruth-stiles]

I need a completely rewritten teen wolf series with Derek Hale as the main character. I think it would heal me.

#we follow Derek from New York. Laura left for beacon hills. it’s been six years since he was back but he hasn’t heard from her #and hes going stir crazy waiting. he packs up and travels back. it’s almost too much immediately. he still can’t get a hold of Laura #he can’t resist going home. it’s like a natural pull that guides him back. all at once he’s 16 again. staring at the wreckage of his life #deputy stilinski is sherrif now. it’s reassuring in the slightest that the police force seems to have moved on from how corrupt it was #he catches her scent and it’s putrid. bile catches in his throat. he seeks it out. still in denial to what he knows it means. #when he finds Laura it’s like the world ends all over again. he can’t stand to see her like this. he gives her a proper burial. #the best he can do at least #he visits Peter. he’s not the man Derek remembers- so full of fire and cunning. their relationship may have been strained at times. #often Derek felt more like Eve being swayed by the snake than a normal friendship #but this isn’t the sharp tongued uncle who guided him. this is a broken shell. all that remained of his family. he was so lost. #22 but he barely knew how to function without his family- his pack paving the way #Laura handled everything. she got the apartment. she made sure they had food. Derek looks back and feels so useless #he was so lost in his grief. Laura must of felt the same way but she never let them drown in it #she made sure he got his GED. even got him to enroll in community college classes. #he took them online. he never was able to warm up to people the same way. he used to be so full of life. now he just wanted to be left alone #he studied English. never finished his degree. doesn’t look like he ever will now. he can’t go back to Laura and his shared home. #can’t bare to see another shell of a home #he vents to the vacant audience of Peter and his cold fixed eyes #Derek leaves. he wants to promise he’ll return soon #but promises feel costly these days #he decides to go back to the reserve. maybe he can find some clue as to what happened to Laura #someone lured her here. someone who knew them and their history here #his mind went to the worst. Kate. why would she go through the trouble six years later. why wait so long. #Derek couldn’t stomach the thought of facing her. he focused on the woods. the scents were all over the place. #clearly multiple people had been through here recently. two scents were much stronger. Derek follows them #but when he hears the crunch of leaves he realizes why the scents are so strong. they’re still here #he ducks behind some trees. listening in on their conversation. but an echo of their scent catches his attention #he spots an inhaler on the ground. he puts two and two together and swipes it from the leaves. #he comes out once they’re closer. tossing over the inhaler- he figures they’ll leave. dumb kids messing around in the woods #he reminds them this is private property. though that may not be true anymore. he recognizes the scent of a new beta. interesting.

[columboscreens]

#columbo #season 4 #troubled waters #ben gazzara making his friend look dramatic as fuck in his riveting battle against Tummy Ache #which was real btw when peter falk wasn't filming he was actually holed up in his room trying not to puke