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thetourdepizza · 1 month
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Muse List
Peppino
Age: 40s
Height: 5’3
Pronouns: He/him
Gustavo
Age: 40s
Height: 4’11
Pronouns: He/them
Brick
Age: ???
Height: 5’0 (rat mode) 5’10 (standing)
Pronouns: She/they/it
Noise
Age: 30s
Height: 4’1
Pronouns: He/they/it
Noisette
Age: 30s
Height: 4’1
Pronouns: She/them
Pepperman
Age: Late 20s
Height: 6’2
Pronouns: He/them
Vigilante
Age: Mid 30s
Height: 2’5
Pronouns: He/him
Fake Pep
Age: ???
Height: 6’0-7’5
Pronouns: All
Pizzahead
Age: Early 40s
Height: 6’6
Pronouns: All
Pizzaface
Age: ???
Height: 6’10
Pronouns: He/it
John
Age: Late 50s
Height: 8’0
Pronouns: He/them
Gerome
Age: 50s
Height: 4’2
Pronouns: He/them
Stick
Age: 40s
Height: 6’2
Pronouns: He/them
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mar-marmallu · 2 years
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How to Draw Remy from Ratatouille: A Tutorial
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I hope this helps! <33
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da3dm · 1 year
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ratatouille will have....mouth play?
i love you and will love you forever /p
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Yes
And with the person you'd least expect....
Mouse!Vara but....? Who's the biggun? It's not Irza...
We shall see....
And when we do...you'll be glad it didn't go any further...can you guess who the enemy is?
If you go off what I told Becky...the animal characters are all hybrids instead of outright animals...so who is it, I wonder?
You're loved too brick <3
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incorrectbatfam · 1 year
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i just read the wayne family adventures chapter that released yesterday and i'm in need of some steph and damian headcanons
They've gotten into the most arguments over who gets to drive the Batmobile
Damian: "I'll drive"
Steph: "You're twelve"
Damian: "And yet I still drive better than you"
Bruce sides with Steph and ten minutes later Damian is gripping for dear life as she goes twenty miles over the speed limit
Steph sends a multiple-paragraph story about her mission abroad with pictures, emojis, and a hundred exclamation points, only for Damian to reply, "k"
Having food around is legitimately stressful because Damian is a growing boy who will eat everything. Steph gets up to grab a drink with her muffin and comes back to a wrapper and crumbs
He offers to pack her lunch when Alfred's hands are too full. Steph takes him up on it, thinking Alfred already made something. She doesn't check her lunchbox until later, when she finds a brick of tofu and Tupperware full of grapes
Steph reminisces about an old TV show and for the rest of the day Damian copies everything she says in an old person voice
Then Damian asks what a Walkman is and it's Steph's turn to pinch his cheeks and talk in a baby voice
Steph: "Robin's the worst"
Goon: "Yeah, he is"
Steph: "You take that back!"
He sold her high school essays online and gave her a 10% cut of the profit
Damian gets a rat and Steph names it Remy, knowing he hasn't seen Ratatouille yet
She uses his head as an armrest
Steph and her friends go out to celebrate finals being over. Damian follows them to the restaurant and keeps sending milk to their table every five minutes
Damian rickrolls her through her AirPods
Steph has a special type of anger set aside for when Damian jams the carnival port-a-potty shut while she's in it
Damian gives her a misshapen rock and says, "It's the egg that hatched you"
Steph: "This is my little brother, Damian"
Damian: "We're not siblings"
Steph: "…As I was saying, this is my little brother, Damian"
She sticks a picture of Damian on the icebox to guarantee it stays cold
*After a big meal* Damian: "I cannot eat another bite"
Steph: "Same. Wanna get ice cream?"
Damian: "I'll drive"
Steph: "Like hell you are"
Damian: "Then I call shotgun"
Steph: "Bold of you to assume we're inviting the others"
Damian has a creative writing assignment for English and Steph offers to look it over, but instead of giving him feedback, she gaslights him into thinking he plagiarized Game of Thrones
However weird the Rogues may be, Damian can guarantee there's something in Steph's camera roll that's even weirder
Jason teaches Damian to swear and Steph un-teaches him by playing the bleeping sound effect every time he does
Steph rents half her storage garage to Damian to store the canoe he found. They're still trying to figure out what to do with it
Damian: "I have to infiltrate a horse ranch and I need you to communicate with your equine brethren"
Damian asks Steph to come to Career Day. She's confused at first because at the time she's a student working a part-time retail job, but shows up anyway. When it's his turn, he brings her up to the front and says, "This is my sister, Stephanie. She doesn't have a degree yet, gets paid minimum wage for a job I can do with my hands tied, and is the only one in my family who doesn't know what she's doing." Steph starts to get annoyed, but then Damian says, "I brought her today because she doesn't let her lack of direction hold her down. She has taught me that it's okay if you don't have a destination and life happens on your own terms, not someone else's."
Steph comes to the Manor one day to find everyone crowded around Damian's door. Dick explains that the person Damian asked to the 8th grade dance ditched him last minute and no one's been able to coax him out—not even Alfred with cookies. Steph goes in and after a while, he tells her about the work he put in (for a middle schooler, aka an ironed shirt and reservations at a place rhyming with Bolive Darden) only for it be a setup to make fun of him. Steph asks when the reservation is and he says it's in twenty minutes. She says she only needs ten and emerges in her old homecoming dress. Then they grab dinner before skipping the dance altogether to go bowling and destroy some unsuspecting 9-year-olds at laser tag.
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WELCOME ONCE AGAIN TO THE ULTIMATE RAT BRACKET!!!
You’ve all been waiting quite a while for this, and now I am pleased to announce our tournament entRATS!
So without further ado, hold onto your tails for
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Quite the matchups (or should I say ratchups?) Folks! Round One will start tomorrow at 4 PM CST with Side A Group One! Links will be added here when the time comes. See y’all at the bratcket!
(Quick note: these matchups were randomly generated, please do not come at me for improper seeding lmao. Blame the computer)
Details for the Round One matchups below:
Side A Group One (March 10th):
Master Splinter (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) VS. Matt, Pat, and Nat (Barbie as the Island Princess)
Rattata (Pokémon) VS. Remy (Ratatouille)
Biggie Cheese (The Barnyard) VS. Virgil (Ride the Cyclone)
Roscuro (The Tale of Despereaux) VS. Ripred (The Underland Chronicles)
Side A Group Two (March 11th):
Rat-in-a-Hat (Bananas in Pajamas) VS. Charles Entertainment Cheese (Chuck E. Cheese)
Nigel Ratburn (Arthur) VS. Twitch (League of Legends)
Johannsen (CPU Kerfuffle) VS. Rattrap (Beast Wars)
The Death of Rats (Discworld) VS. Socrates & Ben (The Ratman’s Notebooks / Willard)
Side B Group One (March 13th):
Mad Rat (Mad Rat Dead) VS. Brick (Pizza Tower)
Templeton (Charlotte’s Web) VS. Yuki Sohma (Fruits Basket)
Steve McQueen (House MD) VS. The Giant Rat Who Makes All Of Da Rules (Jerma985’s Rat Movie)
Professor Ratigan (The Great Mouse Detective) VS. Nick & Fletcher (Chicken Run)
Side B Group Two (March 14th):
Dangerous Beans (The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents) VS. Rattus Rattus (Horrible Histories)
Rizzo (The Muppets) VS. Roddy & Rita (Flushed Away)
Ratau (Cult of the Lamb) VS. Kugrash (Dimension 20: The Unsleeping City)
Daroach (Kirby: Squeak Squad) VS. Fink (OK K.O.! Let’s Be Heroes)
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aayo-whatt · 2 years
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~got bored so i put the winchester gays and their angel "buddies" in an incorrect quotes generator~
PART TWO BESTIES
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Adam, ordering coffee: I’d like a light roast. Dean: You're kinda ugly.
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Cas: It’s impossible to make a sentence without using the letter a. Michael: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here’s one more to further disprove your theory. Gabe: Fuck you.
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Sam: Oh my Gabe. Dean: Don't you mean 'oh my god'? Sam: You worship your god, I'll worship mine.
HELLO- IM DYING RN-
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Michael: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you'll be fined. Dean: Heck. Michael: You're on thin fucking ice. Michael: Oh no-
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Michael: If I had a face like yours, I'd put it on a wall and throw a brick at it. Gabe: If I had a face like YOURS, I'd put it on a brick and throw a wall at it.
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Michael: What's my sexuality?! I don't fucking know! I'm not straight, and that's all that matters. Well, maybe that's unfair to the straights. Some of my best friends are straight! Well, one of them. Well, I know them, and Dean is perfectly tolerable person in small doses!
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Cas: Dean, you're an asshole, man. Dean: You are what you eat Cas.
CACKLING SOBBING ON THE FLOOR DYING OH MY CHUCK-
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Michael: A mouse! Dean, pulling out a knife: Go back to where you came from or I'll stab you. Gabe, pulling out a frying pan: It'll make a nice meal! Adam, giving the mouse cheese: You deserve a treat, little guy. Cas, gasping: It's Ratatouille! Sam: His name is Remi, dummy. Michael: I was going to say to just trap it and throw it out the window... what is wrong with you people.
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Michael: *standing at the top of the stairs* What are y'all doing at the bottom of the staircase? Cas: I accidentally fell down. Gabe: DEAN PUSHED ME down the stairs because I refuse to pay THEIR part of our rent! Sam: Cas bet me fifty bucks that I couldn't reach the bottom of the stairs faster than they did falling down it, so I slide down the banister to get my money. Adam: I don't know how I got here. One moment, I was sleeping in my bed, three floors up, and then suddenly I was waking up here, just in time to get crushed by Sam.
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Michael: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon? Cas: We're chopsticks! Michael: Well... that's cute! Michael: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly? Dean: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.
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Dean: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like ‘look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing.’ Sam: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.
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*Dean dies in a game with ships* Cas: This ship is no longer a ship of love, it's a ship of vengeance, a gavel of justice against all that is wrong in the world, showing no mercy, as no mercy was shown to us. Cas: The spark of love will now fuel the fires of destructive glory as I wage my war across the world with righteous fury. Gabe: Legend has it that Dean still haunts the ship, stealing my fucking drinks. Dean: Of course I do.
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Adam with a gun to Sam's head: What happens if I pull this trigger? Heaven? Sam: Bold of you to assume I'll go to Heaven.
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Cas: A butterfly! Hey, little guy, gal or nonbinary pal! Michael: Can a butterfly be nonbinary? Cas: I mean, maybe? I don't judge. Adam, staring dreamily out of the window: Ah, have you ever imagine having butterfly wings? Then- Gabe: Then it would be inconvenient as fuck. Your wings would smack every doorframe and your clothes would have to have holes in the back. Dean: Also, your wing's paper thin, so even a six year old aimed a NERF gun at it would... Yeah... Sam: *sips coffee* According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a- Adam: No, nononono. You fuckers have already shattered my dream, you don't get the fucking privilege to make that reference. Michael: Also, it's about a butterfly, not a bee... Why would you make that reference? Cas: You clearly have not lived with them long enough.
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Dean: You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol. You treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol.
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Cas: I have seen a lot of murders in my time, and all six of them were today.
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Gabe: Hey guys! I drew everyones soul! Sam: Why is Michael's a monster? Michael: Gabe, you forgot Sam's! Its only an empty space! Gabe, proudly: Exactly
THE THING ABOUT SAM'S SOUL IS CANON OMGKBVERIUERKJ-
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Sam: What do you call quantums of electromagnetic radiation that don’t get along? Gabe: What did you just say- Sam: Foetons! *Laughs* Gabe: Wh-what?
that is a terrible joke i love it
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Dean: Wakey Wakey Eggs and Bakey! Cas: But I'm a vegan. Dean: Wakey Wakey Vegetables and Sadness.
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Gabe: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess? Cas: Your life? Gabe: I- well yes, but-
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Gabe: And here we see Dean and Sam in their natural habitat. Texting eachother variations of the word "garlic bread" to try to make eachother laugh. Dean: Gaelic bread. Sam: Grueling brad. Dean: Ha ha, glamorous beans.
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*when sam has no soul*
Dean: Sam, you need to react when people cry! Sam: I did. I rolled my eyes.
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PART 1 PART 3
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eldhuug · 9 months
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omg rdr2 post on my dashboard yay 👀👀👀 *starts kicking legs off the edge of my seat* PLEASE tell me more on how u thought arthur morgans character couldve been done more justice by the singleplayer video game medium, i am genuinely super interested
Alright Anon U ASKED, I have a lot of thoughts about how the medium of videogames can be used to make the story reactive as well as interactive when we're given a guy who's supposed to be a fully formed guy we ratatouille
Now I want to lead into this by saying, these are just my opinions. rdr2 is enjoyed by people with a lot better taste than I, and who wholy enjoyed the experience provided. Some of my favorite artists and dear friends disagree with me, and I love them all dearly for it. I attempt to be concise with my issues, specifically the fact that for a game that is so thematically strong and eager to tell its story, it tends to forget that it is a video game. Now, a story in a video game is differently experienced, and has to be differently told. The cutscenes are also a hard cut between player control and the unfolding story. You, the player, passively watch the enacting dialogue. To me, there isn't any problem regarding the fact that you can't pick speech options to affect how the dialogue goes. We're not supposed to be able to do that, Arthur says the things he says, and while we can affect his actions we do not affect his thoughts. This is interesting, and does make us Arthurs allies in his adventures rather than getting the feeling of having an avatar for ourselves. However, we run into two problems. 1, that dialogue in the game doesn't reflect arthur's actions and causing a disconnect between what we're being told and what we, the player, experience arthur doing. 2. We DO get to pick how arthur acts, and it allows us to pick between good guy nice dialogue, or being a complete raging asshole that mocks and belittles the people around him. You can't create a scenario where the actions the player makes in Arthur's story are supposed to matter, and not have the people around him notice how he changes. Instead of having a sliding morality scale, keeping a tally on what actions were done and in what way, who sees Arthur doing what and remembering how he acted before, commenting on his changing nature for the better or for the worse would have been a MUCH more engaging way to keep track on your characters progression, not to mention it would open for more meaningful camp conversations and build meaningful relationships. This however, does NOT align with the story rockstar are telling, they have a story to tell that isn't open for that level of flexibility, because they have a tale to tell that needs to go down brick by careful brick, in a domino stacked before we were allowed to join in the play, and now we simply have to watch the emerging pattern. I'm not claiming there aren't parts of rdr2 that aren't moving, or heartbreaking and wonderfully performed and paced, but to me, that complete lack of being even a LITTLE engaged in the unfolding events makes it pointless to experience through the videogame format, which is uniquely situated to react to player choices.You do not need to change arthur morgan, but you need to let the actions taken by a player show in a way that is more refined than in the ending scene, or by an openly accessible slider of good boy bad boy when the entire point of this ragtag outlaw band is their tightrope walk of morality, that gets completely undermined by its own karmic system.
Summarizing, I'd remove the pop up of good/bad, let the dialogue of the camp encounters indicate what direction arthur was leaning, as well as letting antagonization be an option arthur could do in scenarios where scaring someone might be a good option to beating them the hell up. allow him to exist within the gray specter in a way that didn't make the player feel directly bad for their actions, and allowing arthur his shades of gray.
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samferd · 1 year
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CATEGORY 5 AUTISM EVENT IN PRACTICE
Remember what I was saying about that parasite AU? Yeah I finally got around to it. Here’s some doodles of the designs.
Rushed a bit with fungi-face and fungi-head since it was really close to bedtime (yes I still do have a bedtime despite being towards the end of being a minor, crazy I know)
(Note clarification in alt text for those who couldn’t read it)
Some extra notes about characters:
Peppino sometimes uses bits of himself in mushroom pizzas. His ingredients are extra fresh after all. Also why he has so many gills but not a lotta caps on him.
Gustavo and Brick are the only non-parasites (excluding fungi-face and Noise I guess, but he’s more parasite than ant at this point and Noise still has parasites inside that he uses so ehhh), as Gustavo practices commensalism on Brick by riding on top of brick with his suction cup just like real remoras do!
Corpseman (wow one of the few name changes) does try to keep his smell nicer as he has to smell nice for the public. Can’t have people thinking he rolls around in maggots for a living… he does have a large collection of flies and thus maggots to help pollinate some non-living corpse flowers as they look just like him and are thus very pretty to him.
The vigilante (probably the design I’m most proud of) likes to ride around in his pet sturgeon by ratatouilleing her with her tongue-stub thingy. He never drinks the blood from her though, he treats his sturgeon very well, in fact!
The Noise still runs NTV and as an easy way to rack in views, actually uses the 2 green-banded broodsacs in his antennae to catch the attention of anyone who looks at them for a little too long. Really scared of going outside though, particularly birds, downside to having 2 literal parasites inside you that really want you to get eaten by a bird.
Fake Peppino, as mentioned in the notes, is constantly taking over and stopping taking over a poplar, the same fungus Peppino is made of. Basically he’s rapidly decomposing himself and his host fungus.
Fungi-face was just a normal queen ant looking to start a colony until Fungi-head offered her a whole tower of colonies, at a cost. What she didn’t know was that the cost was her free will and while she does technically rule over her colony in the tower, she doesn’t do anything as all free will has been sapped from her by Fungi-head
God this post is long, hello there if you read all that
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seventeen02 · 6 months
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favorite movies !
say you love me
a moment of romance
in blow
scarface
life is beautiful
death in venice
purple noon
mr and mrs smith
hackers
leon
girl interrupted
in the mood for love
days being wild
fallen angel
the beautiful person
the apartment
fuyajo
the black swan
the godfather 2
my own private idaho
two lovers under one roof
the scent of green papaya
vertical ray of the sun
stealing beauty
teorema
call me by your name
bonnie and clyde
fight club
kill bill
city of the rising sun
wheels of ashes
fruit of paradise
floating clouds
ghosts
inception
x movie
ley lines
the brown bunny
american psycho
platonic sex
last night in soho
emma
pride and prejudice
red lights
the dreamers
the wind rises
closer
six in paris
mermaids
garden state
on the occasion of remembering the turning gate
the doom generation
the girl on the motorcycle
open house
the place without limits
ratatouille
twin peaks
before sunrise
malèna
possession
all about lily chou chou
bride for rip van winkle
the lover
amelie
rebels of the neon god
as tears go by
a moment to remember
the hot spot
less than zero
edward scissorhands
eyes wide shut
un homme et une femme
the story of adele h
the last mistress
billboard dad
metropolitan
the pillow book
singles
la la land
mirrored mind
fatal frame
and then we danced
dear ex
tune in for love
one fine spring day
reality bites
running on empty
millennium mambo
lost and found
who's the woman, who's the man
mulholland drive
Jess + Moss
swallowtail butterfly
dorian gray
durian durian
hana & alice
40 days and 40 nights
l'amour braque
picnic
to each is own
guilty of romance
vagabond
city of madness
three times
mary is happy mary is happy
comet
sleepless town
like someone in love
hausu
house
46 okunen no koi
2046
l'enfer
cloud atlas
old boy
mystery train
the odd one dies
kedi
l'amour l'apres-midi
fire on the black hand side
le bonheur
fantastic planet
mirror
belladonna of sadness
daisies
lost highway
sweet movie
pearl
heathers
moulin rouge
suspiria
the rich man's wife
requiem for a dream
the others
return of the living dead
dracula
interview with the vampire
wir kinder vom bahnof zoo
le mepris
chi-n-pi-ra
chungking express
ashes and snow
shuttering island
the grand budapest hotel
the young girls of rochefort
the florida project
the edge of love
irreversible
crash
gone girl
bullet ballet
of love and shadows
minari
galaxy express 999
audition
lan yu
silsila
belle de jour
taal
dead or alive
videodrama
lost in translation
washington square
soulmate
summer lovers
barbarella
snake of june
a woman under the influence
mysterious skin
red eye
happy together
the walk
brick
l.a. confidental
love & pop
linda linda linda
swing girls
nana
the lover
hirugao
helter sketler
suzhou river
kaili blues
kamikaze girls
valerie and her week of wonders
comrades, almost a love story
naked lunch
endless love
whiplash
taxi driver
vivre sa vie
la collectionneuse
dog day afternoon
night in paradise
my mister
my name
better days
himizu
first love, letter on the breeze
split of the spirit
one million yen girl
juncchi mori
la belle
ITSAY
mermaid legend
blue spring
badlands
marie antoinette
aftersun
brokeback mountain
portrait of lady on fire
nostos: the return
shiki-jitsu
farewell my concubine
constantine
never let me go
bones and all
paris is burning
trouble everyday
memories of matsuko
pierrot le feu
taipei story
blue velvet
a woman is a woman
buffalo 66
the love witch
valley of dolls
the rocky horror picture show
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deluxinn · 7 months
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Tagged by @the-stags-cave
Last Song: Brick By Boring Brick - Paramore
Favourite Colour: Red/Black
Sweet, Spicy, or Savory?: Mmmm I think all are alright (I'm sensitive to spice though) but perhaps I enjoy sweet stuff a lot
Last show and movie: Invincible and uhh, I don't remember the last movie LOL. Ratatouille?
Relationship status: Engaged and poly
Last thing I googled: How to spell ratatouille
Current obsession: Like A Dragon (will come in full force in January), Octopath Traveler always and also Gintama. Slay The Princess. Tekken, Mortal Kombat. MVC3. I'm listing a lot but no one said it had to be one
Tagging: @sawnik @cptn-handsome @the-crows-have-teeth @sealer-of-wenkamui @lnszhl @lumineoff @octoberkuba @sassytabris @fenharael
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da3dm · 10 months
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Mk
I have a ratatouille au that was talked about a few months ago (that some might not know about) and I only have three sentences written on the document, never got further
So it's unlikely I'll actually manage to write anything for the ratatouille au so I might do bullet points or just accept questions
How about both! It'll follow similarly to the movie but there's some big differences
I'll tag a couple people too: @brick-a-doodle-do , @i-am-beckyu , @justarandomsloth , @rosewriting-ao3
It's under the cut and hopefully an entertaining read! I haven't bullet pointed a story before so gimme tips too
Basic world things
The world is made differently, wanted them to not be actual animals but maybe a bunch of hybrids
They look part human and have that intelligence but are still animals at their base
Being a hybrid would stop the cat from chasing/hunting the rats and birds that are also hybrids
The amount of hybrid is a little different for each
The humans don't understand them and see them as animals too, they're the size of whatever animal they're based off
Character things
Varazae is a mouse hybrid raised by rats in the suburbs (forest like area in this case outside the city) who, like the rat in ratatouille, loves food
He's an outcast for being a mouse but also for liking and doing strange things
A few accidents lead him to be swept through drains to the middle of nowhere in a way too big city
He ends up in a kitchen for a restaurant that needs help and can't resist tampering with some of the food
Irzayn is a new hire in the restaurant that only went there because his mom insisted and there weren't a lot of openings near his home for a job
He lives together with his mom in a tiny apartment
Doesn't take long after being hired for him to notice a tiny mouse standing on the edge of a pot
It was a curious sight, seeing as it wasn't jumping in or anything, more like it kept putting things in it
Irza always wants things to be done quietly with as little attention as possible, so he catches the mouse before it becomes a problem
Vara wasn't expecting the strange, always silent human to suddenly lunge for him without a word or sound
Deciding what to do with the mouse is hard and sneaking out to get rid of it unnoticed is even harder
Irza isn't really that emotional/empathetic, so convincing him to spare Vara would be a chore and a half
For now I'll drop it off there bc I want questions, lots of questions!! Pleeeeeeeeease spam me even if you're an anon, always spam
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froggyfootsoldier · 7 months
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wow i love ratatouille (2007)! i wish working at a restaurant without wanting to run 65 mph into a brick wall existed
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hals-homo-blog · 3 months
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Hal, buddy, Freemind is being held hostage, what do you do?
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Go Nuclear. Go Big Mode. M
Whoever was either either brave or stupid enough to take my pookie from me is gonna be shittin’ bricks when a 5’2” bowling ball of a man starts storming their base like a bat outta Hell with nothing but a Cast Iron Skillet and Rage.
And a bunch of homemade pipe bombs.
How would I find him you ask? I can sniff him out like a blood hound. I have that Ratatouille nose. And also he’s Stinky. Unwarshed.
They would have to release him AND pay whatever ransom they were trying to get in order to escape with their noggins intact.
I realize I’ve been making Hal seem like a real cinnamon roll as of late. He isn’t. He has the same burning wrath inside him that Gordon does, he just represses it more often than not.
I don’t think Gordon would take kindly to being the damsel in distress, by the way, Mx. Kidnapper. Good luck tryna tie him down without losing a finger. I imagine Gordon would meet me halfway on my mission to rescue him just from his escape efforts.
AND THEN WE’RE GONNA KISS ABOUT IT >>>:D
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toastedjeans · 2 months
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So uh, i accidentally wrote down a bunch of stuff for that Gustavo mod thing I'm probably never gonna make cause i don't know how to mod.. enjoy. Or not, I'm not your parental figure.
Note that these are just silly ideas i came up with so far, some of them might be really stupid, contradictory, or simply impossible to implement. Idk anything about game design and I'm stupid, so please don't expect too much from me
BASICS
Gus and Pep switch places, meaning you switch to Pep in Gnome Forest and Pig City. Brick is with Gus from the beginning since sudden gameplay change wouldn't be intuitive. Gus can get rid of Stupid Rats by kicking Brick into them.
MOVEMENT ADDITIONS
Slide/roll that doesn't lose speed. Can be done from a standing position or while running. (Animation: Brick pushes Gus and he slides forward on his belly like a penguin)
Super jump, possibly also from a standing position. (Animation: Gus gets a balloon and blows it up, hands it to Brick, Brick turns into Balloon); Functions the same as regular rat balloons but can be done anywhere, is a little faster, and can break through blocks.
Rail grind for Gus (or he just runs over them cause he's too powerful now. Fear him.) Brick waits until Gus gets off the rail and joins him later again. (Animation: looks like he's about to fall with his arms flailing but continues to slide sideways)
Uppercut. (Animation: Brick throws Gus straight up, Gus has both arms outstretched and hands formed into fists. It goes higher than Peppino's but way lower than Noise's)
Separate uppercut without Brick for Bosses, same animation just without Brick, maybe goes slightly lower?
For Peppino: hanging on rails. Basically the same as Gus normally, but Pep will still grind on rails like usual until pressing down, then he holds onto them. (Animation: similar to Gustavo's but holds onto the rail with one hand). Jumping and landing on the rail again results in rail grind
For Peppino: a double jump. Doesn't jump as high as Gus but it's enough to reach the rails in the secrets. (Animation: either flaps his arms like that one unused sprite, or uses pizza paddles like in swap mode). Possibly no need for a double jump if the uppercut goes high enough
TRANSFORMATIONS
Rocket: Brick swallows rocket (like Noise does). Right before crashing into a non breakable wall, Brick spits rocket out automatically. Gus can turn Brick around mid air
Pepper pizza: they start spinning like they just did a double jump. Can't do bodyslam/double jump in that state, but Gus can still do the stomp downwards
Knight: both get armor. Gus gets a lance like in medieval duels, Brick slides on belly when on ramps
Weenie mount: not needed. Brick ignores it or chucks it away like Noise does to Horsey
Mort: Option 1 - Gus has Mort on his head while Brick waits until he comes back (functions the same as Peppino). Option 2 - Mort hooks work by Brick hanging or swinging from them on his tail (they still only activate if Mort is collected. Gus holds him in his arms, or he still sits on his head. Gus holds him by the feet when swinging so Mort doesn't fall off)
Ghost: Gustavo turns into a ghost while Brick waits on the side until he's brought back. Functions the same as Peppino
Firemouth: Brick starts running while breathing fire (possibly doesn't stop running until healed; Gus can turn Brick around like with the rocket)
Golf swing: Gus just kicks the greaseball while Brick is holding it (like the charlie brown football kick thing but Gus doesn't fall on his butt)
Boxed: silly idea don't take seriously, Brick turns small and goes under Gustavo's hat ratatouille style (doesn't make much sense movement wise but i thought it was funny)
Peshino: Gusbot. Easy.
Shotgun: Rocket launcher. Unlike in War regularly, he doesn't shoot Brick out of it
Barrel: Option 1 - Brick gets in the barrel while Gus runs on top (like regular running animation but with a barrel). Option 2 - just have Brick roll over on his side (possibly running over Gus and he like sticks to Brick's side)
Bomb: not sure if needed since Brick can get rid of stupid rats on his own, maybe for places Brick can't be kicked to like in Ancient Cheese (Brick waits until Gus has thrown the bomb then joins him again OR Brick carries it in his mouth and spits it out)
BACKGROUND PEPPINO
During Pizza Time he does his little panicked hops that he does normally when standing still (possibly while pointing towards the exit) OR he does the panicked looking up and down animation
In RRF he wears the clothes seen on the title card while still freezing his ass off OR while holding a cup of coffee or hot chocolate or something
In Fastfood Saloon he is straight up wasted. Falls flat on his face and just lies there, weakly points towards exit. Possibly wears a cowboy hat. Dude had way too much to drink smh my goddamn head
In Pizzascare he fused with a bad rat instead of a stupid rat. Looks a bit more disheveled and messy. Clothes are a little ripped
In War he's just kicking the shit out of enemies, no gun needed. Like, you run past him and he just punches a dude or throws them into other enemies
In the sound test room, he doesn't do the shimmy he normally does, but breakdances. Cause i like that more. That's it that's the whole reason. Sue me.
RANK SCREENS
D: Brick is about to jump towards the screen while Gus holds him back (or vice versa lol)
C: both are rather disappointed or exhausted looking, possibly with a few bandaids, Speech bubble with "that was rough..."
B: idk yet
A: both give a thumbs up with a big grin (like the taunt)
S: the taunt pose where they have their arms crossed but they're wearing sunglasses (possibly switch S and P around)
P: The pose in mario galaxy 2 when you collect a star with Yoshi
MISC
Fake Peppino's fight can be skipped, results in an instant P rank (only after defeating him once, Fake Peppino will just wave at Gus and then the fight ends. Unlike Doise, he can't be fought again by taunting three times at the boss door)
Boss defeated chime and unexpectancy part 3 have the Gustavo tutorial leitmotif (it's so jolly and bouncy oughhhh i love it)
Gus defeats bosses by jumping on top of them or using his lariat move, while Brick sits the bosses out (possibly with separate rank screens for Gus alone? If so, one of them has to be like that one Mario sprite in smw when you finish a level or in sm64 when you collect a star)
Breakdance move: he does his regular bouncy thing while Brick dances next to or behind him (there was that one Brick dancing animation somewhere but idk if it's fanmade or not..). They can't move side to side while breakdancing.
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cantsaythetword · 2 years
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TickleTober Day 26: Claws
~A/N  - Another reader (READER !!!!) self-insert fic with the avengers (mostly Steve cause... of course! lol).
Hope you guys like it!!!
- Enoy! ~
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While Charades was usually a game reserved for Christmas time, anything was made better when you added a touch of Halloween spookiness. Especially when you and Peter got to laugh at two old men getting frustrated at each other.
"Soup!" Steve guessed. "Stew? Chef making stew? Evil chef... Baaaad Chef... Gordon Ramsey?!"
Bucky grunted in frustration and continued to act, as Peter whispered his (correct) answer into your ear.
"Chef with hat! Long pointy hat! Ratatouille?" He continued, bouncing on the edge of his seat.
"No!" Bucky groaned. "Come on! Pointy hat, stirring things, evil...?"
Steve was absolutely perplexed, the cogs in his brain ticking away to no avail. While this was funny, it was probably time to put the old dog out of his misery.
"Would it perhaps be a witch, Bucky?" You smirked, laughing at Bucky's exasperation at Steve's lightbulb moment.
"YES!" Bucky exclaimed. "It was a CAULDRON! With a POTION! And she had a HAT! And she's EVIL!"
Steve gave an indignant gasp. "Don't get all high and mighty with me, you could have done a broomstick, or long hair, or something from the Wizard of Oz!"
"What was I supposed to do, sing 'Follow the Yellow Brick Road'?!"
Peter was absolutely pissing himself laughing, as the pair went back and forth arguing over who was more incapable of playing the game.
"Maybe you guys are just too old for this." You quipped, grinning at the glares you got in response. "I'm just saying, maybe marbles is more your speed."
"You know what, how about you guess the next one." Bucky said sternly. "No help."
You grinned cockily. "Easy."
"And I'll be the actor, give you a fighting chance." Steve smirked, taking a card from the deck. His smile only got wider as he read the prompt, and something told you he wasn't just smiling at Bucky's little scoff. He stood as still as a soldier for a few moments, readying himself.
And then it happened.
His hands stretched out towards you, fingers wriggling and opening and closing over and over again sending tingles of anticipation and down your back. You squealed, hiding your face in your hands for a second or two before looking up again.
He hadn't stopped. Those hands still in that prime pre-tickling position ready to get you. How was this the card he drew?? Steve knew about your... Thing... Both how weak to it you were and (even worse) that you actually enjoyed it - plus all the embarrassment and flustered feelings that went along with it. Why did it have to be that prompt?!
"You got it yet, Y/N?" Bucky asked amusedly, leaning closer to you and giving you a poke to the side. "Come on, say it!"
You shook your head, unable to look at Steve's threatening wiggles.
"Oh come on, guess!" Bucky grinned. "Just look at his haaaands~."
Steve's hands were still going! Clenching and unclenching, fingers bent at the perfect angles for attack.
"You can do this Y/N." Peter encouraged excitedly. "It could be zombie! Or werewolf... Or-"
"Hey!" Bucky interjected. "No helping! That was the rule!"
Peter gave him a look, moving sideways to playfully sulk at Bucky's words. Leaving you alone to deal with not just one supersoldier's teasing, but two.
"Y/N, it's easy." Steve smirked. "This is used to attack people on dark, spooooooky nights!"
"That's a great clue Steve, but I don't think we can guess it just with that... It's just too haaard~!" Bucky said in a sing-song voice, smiling cheekily at you the whole time.
Peter gave a confused face, obviously not following what the two older heroes were teasing you with.
"Alright..." Steve continued, moving a step closer to you. "When people see this, they tend to get very nervous."
Your face was on fire, every word left you jumping at the slightest movement in the room.
"These tend to target softer areas of your body, for maximum efficiency..."
He wouldn't... Not in front of Peter and Bucky... Though prior experience of getting tickled by Steve disproved your theory.
"And they come out of fingers and sink into their victim..."
"CLAWS!" Peter yelled out, saving you from what felt like an eternity of torture.
You were shellshocked. Claws?? That was what was freaking you out this whole time? CLAWS?
"Peter!" Bucky groaned. "Y/N was almost there!"
Steve could obviously feel your surprise, sitting next to you on the sofa with the biggest smirk on his face.
"What? Is that not what you were thinking?" He asked innocently - though you could taste the fakeness in his voice. "I thought you were just nervous under pressure!"
Your brain had been fried from the last 5 minutes of short-circuiting teases, you couldn't form a snappy response. Which left Steve to continue his assault of words.
"Whatever could you have thought of that would get you so worked up..." He pondered, a finger tapping his chin. "It's used as an attack..."
"Makes people nervous." Bucky joined in, sealing your escape on the other side of the couch.
"Target softer areas..." Steve continued.
"And sink into their victim..."
"Oh..." Steve said in that voice. "Oh I get it..." He let out a low chuckle.
Uh oh.
"What is it Steve?" Bucky continued, playing naïve. "What were they thinking of?"
"No no no Steve please!" You begged, eyes flicking from Bucky to Steve and back again, not knowing who would start the ticklish assault. You flashed Peter a desperate help me look, but even he seemed to be catching on to the teasing.
Steve turned to you, his face looking downright evil. And out of his mouth came your least (but really most) favourite word on the planet. One that was only followed by an all-out attack from all sides, that would break you into a squealing mess. But of course, the rules of Charades means you can't say the word, you have to show it.
Actions do, after all, speak louder than words...
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