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#source: breaking bad
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Scott: Derek said he was going to break my legs. And don't tell me he didn't mean it, okay? Cause he gave me the Alpha eyes. He meant it! Stiles: Calm down, dude. Derek threatened me. He threatened Lydia. He probably threatened someone before breakfast this morning. It's what he does. C'mon, get real.
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Mikey: Raph said he was going to break my legs. And don't tell me he didn't mean it, okay? Cause he gave me the dead mackerel eyes. He meant it!
Leo: Mikey, Raph threatened me. He threatened Donnie. He probably threatened someone before breakfast this morning. It's what he does. C'mon. Grow a pair.
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spiltinksky · 5 months
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Jisoo, on the phone: Where is Hansol?
Wonwoo: He’s with me.
Jisoo, sighing: Put Hansol on.
Hansol: Yo.
Jisoo: Where are you?
Hansol: I’m with Wonwoo.
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incorrect-malfoys · 4 months
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Bellatrix: I am not in danger, I am the danger
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incorrectquotesmcu · 2 years
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Clint, on the phone: Where is Kate?
Yelena: She’s with me.
Clint, sighing: Put Kate on.
Kate: Yo.
Clint: Where are you?
Kate: I’m with Yelena.
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incorrect-kaishinshi · 8 months
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Hakuba, on the phone: Where is Miyano-san?
Kaito: She’s with me.
Hakuba, sighing: Put Miyano-san on, please.
Shiho: Hello.
Hakuba: Where are you?
Shiho: I’m with Kuroba-kun.
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I am not in danger, I am the danger.
Bellatrix Lestrange
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I am not in danger, I am the danger.
Sinara
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Bugs: [whispering to Daffy what to say to Elmer] Private domicile and I won't be harassed.
Elmer: Yeah? Tell you what Duck, pwobable cause or no, I'll give you thwee seconds to get your tail out here! 1, 2...
Daffy: This is my own private domithcile and I will not be harathsed...buthster!
[Bugs shrugs in frustration and shakes his head]
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Izuna: He said he was going to break my legs. And don't tell me he didn't mean it, okay? 'Cause he gave me the dead mackerel eyes. He meant it.
Madara: Izuna, Tobirama threatened me. He threatened Hashirama. He probably threatened someone before breakfast this morning. It's what he does. C'mon. Grow a pair.
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undercover-frog · 1 year
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cassidy: excuse me for thinking on my feet.
reyes: oh! was that what you were doing?
reyes: thinking?
cassidy:
reyes: now we have identified the problem!
reyes: you and thinking.
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 2 years
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DAVE: look lady whatever youre selling i aint buying yo
FEFERI: W)(ale, my name is Feferi Peixes, yo! My )(usband is Sollux Captor, yo! Uh-huh, )(e told me everyfin.
DAVE: seriously
FEFERI: T)(at's rig)(t. And just so you know, my brot)(er-in-law is an IMP--ERIAL agent and I will not )(esitate to call )(im, not if I )(ave to, understood? T)(is is your one and only warning.
FEFERI: Do not sell marijuana to my )(usband.
DAVE: okay
FEFERI: I mean it. Don't call our )(ive again. You stay away from )(im or you will be one soary individual. You get me?
DAVE: i-i-i think so yeah
DAVE: um
DAVE: no more marijuana
DAVE: i can-i can dig it
FEFERI: Okay, dig it. Wonderful. 
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Leo, on the phone: Where is Raph?
Donnie: He's with me.
Leo, sighing: Put Raph on.
Raph: Yo.
Leo: Where are you?
Raph: I’m with Donnie.
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spiltinksky · 5 months
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Chan: Jihoon said he was going to break my legs. And don't tell me he didn't mean it, okay? Cause he gave me the dead mackerel eyes. He meant it!
Seungkwan: Chan, Jihoon threatened me. He threatened Seungcheol. He probably threatened someone before breakfast this morning. It's what he does. C'mon. Grow a pair.
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incorrectshantaequotes · 11 months
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Twitch: Hey, since when did they change it to opossum?
Vinegar: Huh?
Twitch: I mean, when I was growing up, it was just possum. Opossum makes it sound like he's Irish.
Vinegar:
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i said fuck you and your eyebrows!
— cass elliott going off on john philips
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