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psycolynx · 6 months

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Damn with how willing Peter Parker is to sell pictures of himself in spandex we’re lucky he found the Daily Bugle and not OnlyFans

#spiderman #spider man #spider-man #daily bugle #j jonah jameson #shitpost #Spiderman shitpost #cursed post

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emma-is-swaggy-and-epic · 5 months

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Bro shouldn't you be out trying to catch spiderman? Why tf are you messaging someone who's barely an adult

#shitpost #shitposting #meme #jokes #funny #tumblr bot #tumblr bots #spam bots #bots #p*rn bots #spiderman #j jonah jameson #spiderman jonah #spiderman shitpost

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mustasekittens · 8 months

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DD stands for daredevil designated driver

#spideypool #team red #mustasekittens #spiderman #deadpool #daredevil #matt murdock #peter parker #wade wilson #marvel comics #my art #shitpost #screenshot redraw #earth 40311

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lildoodlenoodle · 11 months

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Thinking about the way noir and Hobie were most likely treated because of how they look and being severely underestimated because of it.

Hobie looks and acts like a punk. He is just unserious enough to not be taken seriously. The dude is smart enough to recreate a dimension jumping watch from scraps, that people WATCH him steal and go “ugh sorry about that, he’s always like that”. And they treat him like an instigative child. Meanwhile this man is staging an interdimensional coup and is essentially a rebel freedom fighter in his own world. He is incredibly strategic and a genius while also being kind and sticking to his guns. And as a reminder, without knowing Miles or how his powers worked for even two minutes he was able to accurately help him improve his abilities! Man is observant and a quick thinker! But he’s quiet about it!

Noir dresses and sounds like an ‘oldtimer’ bc he’s from the 1930s. People probably went “ah yes grandpa” with the assumption of a mild mannered, old, and jaded private eye. Probably thought of as behind the times and not as intelligent because of lack of experience with technology. But overall first impression was of a sensible hardworking guy, and at worst melodramatic. In reality, dude is more than mildly neurotic, has severe anger issues, and prone to getting into fights. A raised socialist activist, who has very little to lose, and has canonically burned down the Statue of Liberty, shockingly he is a bit of a wildcard. And more than likely got kicked off/quit the ‘elite strike force’ for those reasons. But he’s also resourceful, smart, and quick to adapt.

Both of these characters are going to be a force to be reckoned with when they get together. Very much house on fire that burns down the entire neighborhood type relationship. I’m very excited.

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nyxchipz · 6 months

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You can tell I'm not a Miguel simp bc the way I draw him is so unflattering LMAOOO

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whosectype · 11 months

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I watched the new Spider-Man across the spiderverse

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st4rlex · 8 months

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i like to think that nobody in noir's universe knows what he looks like either because his hat shadows out his face

#i have no idea what the toy they got is supposed to be btw #i just looked up spiderman mcdonalds toys and saw that they had “girl” versions when they released tasm toys #and thought “yeah noir would like that”#so i gave him that #peni parker #SP//dr #spider-man noir #spiderman noir #spider noir #peter benjamin parker #webnoir *applause*#spiderverse #fanart #artists on tumblr #nightmech #lex art #shitpost #headcanon

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pyr-pyr · 10 months

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The crossover you've never asked for

You're welcome ;)

#pyrpyr #atsv #spiderman: across the spiderverse #atsv the spot #the spot #across the spiderverse #toh #the owl house #hooty clawthorne #hooty the owl #hooty #the owl house fanart #atsv fanart #shitpost

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scpharys · 3 months

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Y’all i posted this to my main TWICE..

They had a sleepover

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gltzgghln · 9 months

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aw.. the boinky spunge 😋 crinkly doo 🤗 the shronkle scrimblo 🙂

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artobsessedloser · 10 months

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I made this shitpost last night after scrolling through the chaipunk tags They both hate the British government :)

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suncrat · 11 months

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Him.

#across the spider verse spoilers #atsv spoilers #across the spiderverse #miles morales #spiderman #my art #taking a brief intermission from my silly shitposting for something semi-serious

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moralesmilesanhour · 4 months

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It would be so fucking funny if the Spidey Gang had like significant gaps in how online they are between them and how niche their humor is.

Miles is always exactly one month behind the latest meme cycle (not always significant but can be lethal depending on how long a joke lasts before getting run into the ground. He once said 'boy math' too late and almost didn't make it out alive)

Pavitr is very online but has what the kids call 'local' humor. His 'For You' page is as mainstream as they come to the point where no more than two people at a time understand his jokes

Margo is online in the exact opposite direction. She is absolutely on stan twitter (sorry) with a header and profile pic that match perfectly. She is the only one who knows what a fancam is

Gwen is a longtime tumblrina and hit post limit several times during the MCR tour making theories about Gerard Way's costume decisions. Reblogs a lot of Hayley Williams gifs. Literally no one laughs when she responds to random statements with "likely place for it to be"

Peni is only ever online to give coding and robotics advice anonymously on Reddit. She doesn't even use streaming services

Hobie not only doesn't know what the fuck a "social media" is but doesn't want to know. Ever. Margot tries to explain recent celebrity dating gossip? He plugs his ears. Gwen tries to explain Goncharov? No thanks. Every time someone utters the word "Tiktok" while in his flat they have to put money in a jar.

#dont take these seriously i am typing this at hell hours in the morning because a vision struck me #shitpost #spiderman across the spiderverse #atsv headcanons #miles morales #hobie brown #gwen stacy #pavitr prabhakar #margo kess #peni parker #blabbering

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mustasekittens · 4 months

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