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frankencanon · 1 year
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Absolutely obsessed with the idea of Jiang Cheng, in the wake of the Jiang Sect's massacre, just massively overdoing it with the defensive measures in Lotus Pier:
It was bad enough when they were first rebuilding, but in the nearly two decades that followed every single time Jiang Cheng had a nightmare about his family dying and/or Lotus Pier burning down, he would immediately get up and start working on the defensive arrays, or the evacuation plans, or so on...
People think of the Impure Realm as an impenetrable fortress, but after Lotus Pier burnt down and was rebuilt? No other sect could stand a chance against Jiang Cheng's obsessive paranoia.
Lotus Pier has everything from defensive arrays, to evacuation plans and saferooms, to secret codes and signals known only to the disciples, to hidden underground and underwater tunnels, to booby traps, barriers, poison gas, etc etc etc...
Never again will Lotus Pier be sieged—not if Jiang Cheng has anything to say about it.
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frogizzhc · 4 months
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MDZS Headcanons: ATLA AU Edition!
Jiang Clan - Somewhat like the Air Nomads with parts of the Fire Nation
Jiang Cheng: Firebender with lightening-bending
Jiang Yanli: Air bender
Wei Wuxian: The Avatar
Lan Clan - Equivalent of the Northern Water Tribe
Lan Xichen: Waterbender
Lan Wangji: Waterbender
Lan Sizhui: Firebender
Lan Jingyi: Waterbender
Jin Clan - Equivalent of the Earth Kingdom
Jin Guangyao: Earthbender with lava-bending
Jin Zixuan: Non-bender
Jin Ling: Earthbender with metal-bending
Jin Guangshan: Earthbender
Wen Clan - Equivalent of the Fire Nation
Wen Qing: Firebender with lightening-bending
Wen Ning: Firebender
Wen Chao: Firebender with lava-bending
Wen Ruohan: Firebender
Nie Clan - Somewhat like smaller parts of the Earth Kingdom
Nie Huaisang: Non-bender
Nie Mingjue: Earthbender with metal-bending
Extra
Xue Yang: Earthbender with metalbender
Song Lan: Airbender
Xiao Xingchen: Airbender
Su She: Waterbender
A-Qing: Non-bender
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frroggy · 6 months
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for the blorbo who suggested wlw wangxian, FEAST YOUR EYES
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lgbtlunaverse · 6 months
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I think it's really funny that out of 3zun the one that probably likes drinking alcohol the most is in fact Lan Xichen.
Nie Mingjue canonically doesn't like drinking very much. Qinghe alcohol is probably effective for use as paint stripper so he might have a decent tolerance, he just doesn't enjoy it.
Jin Guangyao has likely deliberately worked up the exact tolerance he needs to drink a socially appropiate amount of alcohol at events without actully getting drunk, because I think the act of not being of sound mind in public is like a horror movie to him.
But Lan Xichen. Lan Xichen invented a whole new cultivation trick just to bypass his family's "one sip and we pass the fuck out" piss poor tolerance gene so he can drink as much alcohol as he wants. This man wants to go get white girl drunk with his sworn brothers so bad and neither of them are into it please pray for him.
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tbgkaru-woh · 10 months
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Don't fuck with the new leader of Qinghe Nie
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imu-chan · 2 months
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I just realized the funniest thing about Lan Qiren not liking Wei Wuxian, ESPECIALLY once he realizes that he and LWJ like each other, which is that he sees Wangji as similar to his father, which would put Lan Qiren, as his teacher, in the same position as the teacher (Qinggheng-jun’s teacher) that Madam Lan killed. Madam Lan, the outsider who married in and, again, KILLED her husband’s teacher.
Lan Qiren thinks Wei Wuxian is gonna kill him omfg
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gentlegentian · 5 months
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"lan wangji is so scary and intimidating"
lan wangji goes blurp blurp with the water of his bath.
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starrywangxian · 5 months
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i headcanon that lan wangji is left handed and wei wuxian is ambidextrous so when they mark the juniors' notes together, they can hold hands at the same time
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frankencanon · 1 year
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Headcanon that there's absolutely no way the sword Nie Huaisang gave to the Wens was his real one, considering how his father died...
Wen Ruohan literally sabotaged their father's saber, causing it to break during a nighthunt and get him killed.
There's absolutely no way his da-ge would ever risk Wen Ruohan or any of his sons getting their hands on his little brother's saber...
More likely, it's hidden away in a qiankun pouch.
I doubt that they searched them going in — if they had, they probably would've just confiscated their swords then. Why wait?
Thus, I believe that the reason why Nie Huaisang was so willing to hand over his sword when asked was not just because he hates using it anyway, but also because it was literally just a decoy sword.
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twistedappletree · 8 months
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Qin Su & A-Ling 🌼
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bnnywngs · 1 year
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a-yuan: i want that
lan wangji: sure
wei wuxian: no
lan wangji, shocked: ....what
wei wuxian: you already have a lot of toys sweetie, you don't need another one
lan wangji, still shocked: how can you say no to your child?
wei wuxian:
wei wuxian: *look at teary a-yuan* no
lan wangji: *shocked gasp*
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AUTISTIC BOY BATTLE ROYALE
Kim Dokja X Lan Zhan
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coulsandies · 1 month
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mdzs headcanon of the day #224 !
wei ying is an avid spammer. lan wangji’s phone is always blowing up bc of him
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erivroom · 2 days
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i love the mdzs cornetto ads so much but i feel like novel wwx wouldn’t like ice cream, at least not the modern version of it. he canonically complains about how bland+sweet the food in gusu is i can’t imagine him loving something that’s also bland just 100x sweeter.
he’d take a bite go 🙂->🤨 and hand the rest to lwj
edit: lwj on the other hand would absolutely love ice cream and gladly take it like ☺️
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