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frozenwafflesagain · 1 year
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Hey uh do you think the Hargreeves siblings got each other birthday gifts when they were kids?
Do you think they snuck out in groups of maybe 2 or 3 to go shopping for the rest of them?
Do you think Luther has such an extensive record collection because he got new records from Diego and Ben every single year?
Do you think Allison got Klaus a nail polish set and he got her a new skirt?
Do you think Five never forgot about Viktor and made sure the others didn’t either, so he always got a gift along with the rest of them?
Do you think Luther didn’t quite understand the kind of subjects Ben read about but scoured Barnes and Noble for something he thought Ben might have liked?
Do you think Diego got a new knife from everyone pretty much every time and always complained but secretly used them more than any of his others?
Do you think Viktor played “Happy Birthday” on his violin to wake them up on October 1st?
Do you think they all got Five a gift for years after he disappeared? Do you think they thought that if they remembered him on their birthday it was easier to pretend he was out there somewhere celebrating with them?
Because I do.
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muse-of-fandoms · 2 years
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Diego's power is infinitly funnier if you try to imagine how they discovered it in the first place. Think little diego throwing a spoon at little kalus becuase he stole the last pancake, and as little klaus is rounding a corner, happy that he avoided a spoon to the head.
Thinking he was safe from his brother's wrath, he brings the pancake to his mouth, then a shiny metal object comes hurling towards him and smacks him square on the forehead
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yes-17-15 · 10 months
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Hargreeves sexuality and gender headcanons cuz I’m bored.
Luther-
I 100% believe he is CisHet but he is absolutely an ally. He probably didn’t understand everything at first but Viktor and Klaus helped explain and he got the gist of it. He also maybe uses He/They pronouns? He thinks They/Them just sounds nice.
Diego-
I know a lot of people think that Diego is a trans man and I think that would be cool (as a trans man myself) but I just don’t really see it. I kind of understand it but I don’t really agree. I definitely do think he’s Bi though, female leaning. Definitely He/Him.
Allison-
I also see lots of people thinking she’s a trans woman, and I think that’s a great headcanon imo but I again do not agree. I absolutely don’t see her as anything but Cisgender Heterosexual. And I honestly like it that way. I don’t think all of the Hargreeves siblings have to be LGBTQ+, I think some of them should be straight too. I think Allison might have messed around with girls but she just didn’t really feel a click like she does with males. She/Her.
Klaus-
I think most of us agree Klaus is not Cis or Straight. There is no way. I would probably say he is Non-Binary or Gender-fluid. He never heard those terms until they were a bit older, probably after Five disappeared, and the first time he heard it was someone shit-talking it, and they wanted to look more into it. So occasionally Viktor and Grace would be allowed to go to the library because Viktor usually didn’t have much else to do so Klaus asked him if next time he goes if he could look up those words for him and Viktor obviously said sure. He came back and told Klaus about it and Klaus was like, “yep, that’s me.” They were happy there was a word for it. I also think Klaus is Pansexual, but he also isn’t very fond of labels anyway. They honestly just think everyone’s hot (EXCEPT CHILDREN NOT CHILDREN). Any pronouns but mainly He/They.
Five-
I think Five’s above gender and stuff like that. When they were kids Viktor had a crush on Five and Five just found it disgusting. Partially because they’re like siblings but also because Five does not want a relationship or anyone to have a crush on him. Five also never liked gender roles and was confused why there were differences in the uniforms depending on gender. Five saw Viktor and Klaus wearing each others uniforms and was a little confused why Reggie wouldn’t just let Klaus wear what he wanted but also was kind of confused why Klaus even wanted to wear skirts. Five never really thought about gender much though because he thought it was incredibly stupid and useless. Five always thought that way. But especially whenever Five was in the apocalypse, he had absolutely no use for it. Five wishes that they didn’t live in a gendered society but he we are. If he has to use terms for himself, he’d say he’s Agender and AroAce (Yay AAA battery). Five doesn’t like using pronouns and prefers his name but if it’s mandatory Five uses He/Him pronouns but Klaus uses They/them for him cause he knows Five likes it.
Ben-
I don’t know enough about Ben to give a really detailed answer but I have a simple bit to say. I would like to think he’s Bisexual, but I don’t really think he is. I like the headcanon but again we don’t know enough about him. I think he’s Cis too but maybe DemiBoy? I’d probably say He/Him but maybe some neos?? I’m not experienced in them though so I don’t really know any he might use (I’m also talking more about Brellie Ben than Sparrow Ben).
Viktor-
I absolutely adore Viktor. I know lots of people thought he was a Lesbian before season three but no, that’s not the case. He actually liked Leonard/Harold. Before he found out about all the things Leonard did he actually liked him. And when he was younger it’s confirmed (I’m pretty sure??) that Viktor had a crush on Five. Viktor doesn’t only like females, he actually does like guys. I absolutely think Viktor is Bisexual, possibly Pan. I think he could also be on the Aspectrum maybe? But he definitely doesn’t only like women. I also thought he might have been Non-Binary before he transitioned but now I absolutely like him as just a trans man. He/Him maybe He/They and possibly neos?? Again I don’t know much about neos so.
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laundrybear-cloud9 · 9 months
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vanya/viktor hargreeves headcanon
when they were younger, they'd spend so much time searching and searching for proof that they did indeed have power, just that nobody knew what it was
'rare superpowers'
'invisible superpowers'
'uncommon superpowers'
'how to prove you have superpowers'
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carmen-is-away · 3 months
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masterlist.
last updated on february 20, 2024
requests are currently open
angst (a), fluff (f), mature (m), crack (c)
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・❥ act! addict! actors! ・
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・❥ apex legends ・
Bloodhound
reader comforting bloodhound headcanons (f, a)
Wraith
bangalore finding out wraith is a vampire (a) bangalore forgets wraith is her girlfriend (f)
Bangalore
bangalore finding out wraith is a vampire (a) bangalore and seer interaction headcanons (f, c) bangalore forgets wraith is her girlfriend (f)
Octane
random octane headcanons (f)
Crypto
random crypto headcanons (f)
Wattson
wattson taking care of hurt reader (f) wattson helping rampart with a panic attack (f, a)
Revenant
general and romantic revenant headcanons (f)
Rampart
wattson helping rampart with a panic attack (f, a) rampart's tics & habits
Seer
older sibling headcanons (f) bangalore and seer interaction headcanons (f, c)
Multiple Characters
what the legends smell like (c) cuddling headcanons: part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4 (f) mtl: to be a yandere (a)
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Elliott
angsty elliott headcanons (a)
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bowieandqueen11 · 1 year
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Dating Luther Hargreeves Would Include...
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Request: Hello, lovely! I adore your blog and am so sorry to hear about the writer's block. I was wondering if you could do headcanons for dating Luther Hargreeves? I checked your masterlist and I don't believe you've done it before, but if I missed it, please disregard this. I'm sending all the positive thoughts your way! Thank you 💕
Thank you so much kind anon for the lovely words, and I actually cannot believe I haven’t written for space man before! He turned out to be my mum’s favourite in season 3 despite her love for Klaus, which is high praise indeed lmaoo
This is mainly going to cover season one and pre-season one, so if you’d like continuations for each season please do let me know!
This also took quite a while, and I’m nervous to be back aha so any feedback is much appreciated!!
(I do not own the Umbrella Academy or its characters, all rights go to creators. Gif credit goes to @diegodaggers.)
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Kind of only half joking when I say Luther Hargreeves will only go out with you if you’ve been adopted by Reginald soz Luthie boy but you definitely have a type lmao.
The two of you definitely met for the first time at Griddy’s, when the two of you were around sixteen years old: you were sitting by the window of the corner booth, looking out at the sleeting rain as you worked on your literature assignment and waited for your adoptive mom Agnes to finish glazing donuts for the night. You were so heavily concentrated on furiously scribbling your notes that it took your brain a few seconds, and your eyes a few blinks, to realise that a shadow was looming over you. The stifled giggles of the kids you had noticed filling up their usual Friday night spots at the counter when you had wandered on alerted you to the fact that it was probably one of them sent over to make trouble. You were pleasantly surprised, however, to peer up and see the sweet blossom smile of a surprisingly tall boy holding a jam donut in his napkinned hand. 
‘Oh, that’s one of my favourites! Do you mind if I join you? I’ve had enough of being splattered with chocolate sprinkles for one night.’
He turns back slightly to roll his eyes at his siblings, still chattering over their cups of hot cocoa. You tried not to laugh when you spotted one of the boys - the one with his leg haphazardly thrown over the scowling kid’s chair - dunk a marshmallow out of the goop and ping it at said boy’s face. Luther turned back to you just in time to miss the scowling boy throw the last chunk of his donut as his brother’s yelping face with impeccable aim, his smile instead only growing tenfold again as you lifted your legs down from the other cushioned seat and allowed him to scoot in.
He placed his donut between the two of you, uncurling the edges of the napkin and bashfully beckoning at it as if he were inviting you to finish it. For the first time in his life, as he leant over the table with his fists under his hands and all the stars in the universe glowing brightly in his eyes as you talked, he didn’t give an ass about letting his father down. He was too fascinated, too enraptured by you: your openness, your kindness, the way your forehead crinkled and you dipped your head every time you were trying to get your giggles under control. Although he tried desperately not to make you uncomfortable as he followed your every word, he couldn’t help the way his eyes flicked down to your mouth every so often. One by one, the rest of siblings began milling out the door to make the treacherous journey through the storm and back home; Luther would just wave them off, never taking his eyes off of yours. He had found his port here, and for the first time in his life, under the mildew glow of the shop’s hanging lights, he felt normal.
He never wanted it to end.
You’d make a point of stopping by the barriers to their weird, cragged looking sprawl of a mansion if you caught wind that they had ventured into the city on a mission. Managing to butt your way to the front, you squeeze in between a very sweaty looking reporter holding out a microphone, and an incredibly hopeful kid dressed up in their uniform who loomed over the barricade. It took every inch of restraint not to bust out laughing at the leather mission outfit the first time you saw Luther step out in it, but the feeling quickly resided when you peered between a couple of heads and made eye contact with Luther. He seemed to light up immediately: it was almost as if he had been sitting in shadows and the warmth of the sunlight had finally flooded his face as he ran up to you. He immediately locked fingers with your own over the metal, rushing to ask if you were okay and if you were safe, despite being the one staring down the barrel of a gun only twenty minutes ago.
When his father finally tugged him off and snapped his cane at Luther’s heels like he was scolding an uncooperative hound, Luther still turned round to wave at you with each bound up the front door steps. Despite how fervently you were waving back, you didn’t fail to notice the way Allison flicked her hair and rolled her eyes as she walked past you, blocking your view of Luther.
Although he was never fully on board with breaking the rules, even if it was for his ‘soulmate’ as he had so eloquently told Diego (to a fit of snorting laughter), he could live with pretending that you had just magically appeared in the Academy. To try and prove he wasn’t such a love-hating ass, Diego used to haul you up the fire escape and through Klaus’ room, who would smoke a cigarette out his window to keep watch. When you finally reach Luther’s room (after having to quite literally claw Klaus off you as he tried his best to convince you to let him give you a makeover before you ‘go to meet loverboy’), Luther tries his best (bless him) to ‘woo you’ in the way normal teenagers would, should be able to. Sometimes that means he pushes his wardrobe in front of his door to stop his father from coming in, and listening to records (and having to watch his god awful dancing). Although that usually turns into dance parties, with the two of you jumping around the room, Luther grabbing your arms and spinning you around him until it’s interrupted by Klaus and his feather boa landing in the middle of the two of you.
Neither of you have managed to figure out how he got through the door. Luther thinks he can walk through walls, while you swear from the bangs and whimpering noises you can hear from the pipes sometimes that he crawls through the vents to escape the Academy. 
One time, one special time, as soon as you had knocked on his bedroom door Luther had come bounding out. He pressed his long fingers over your eyes and turned your body back round, letting you lean back and rest against his torso as he led you gently up a few flight of stairs. Once you feel a bite of frost scratch at your nose, you finally realise you’re on the roof. With a buoyant ‘voila’ he lifted his hands, allowing you full view of the few wobbly blankets he had stolen from Allison and pitched up in a makeshift fort. Decked out with a few stringed fairy lights, and some sofa pillows, he found himself letting a sigh of relief he didn’t realise he had been holding in when you smiled and clambered into it. As you settled yourself down, it took you a moment to realise that Luther was holding something else in his hand - except for the soda cans he had bartered with Klaus to get. 
You can feel his knee shake and bump where its resting next to yours as he opens up the velvet box and reveals the heart necklace inside, adorned with yours and his initials. His fingers tremble against your pulse point as he clasps it behind your back with a grateful thank you. He swears, as you fiddle with the locket and promise him that you’ll wear it forever, a wave of euphoria washes over him so overwhelmingly that he could fly if he dared to move.
That night is the first time Luther Hargreeves kisses you. For a while, the two of you muddle your way into a clumsy, adolescent kind of affinity. A new kind of understanding, as you manoeuvre yourselves till your lying side by side; his arm is strewn over his stomach, his head resting against the side of yours as he strains his eyes to keep looking over at you. Like, okay, we’ve been lost and confused for a while, but suddenly while I’m with you the strewn fragments of my life suddenly begin to make sense. With tranquillity washing over every relaxed muscle in his body, it takes Luther all of five seconds to decide to interrupt your speaking by hitching up on his elbow and swooping down towards you. For a second, his eyes widen in horror as if he’s finally realised that he’s about to kiss you, and you may run away in revulsion and refuse to ever see him again. With his heart in his throat, he pauses for a second as his nose brushes over the tip of yours, weighing up his decision. The overriding ‘yes, yes, yes’ in his head wins, and he closes his eyes and trusts himself to gently lean down and press his lips tenderly against yours. He’s so soft, so fragile as he pulls back; worry lines his eyes, as if he’s afraid that even with such a delicate pressure his strength has hurt you. It’s only when you tug the lapels of his jacket and let him fall on top of you in a crushing hug that he gets the message that its okay.
And it is. And it will be. Even during the harder days, when seeing you wear that necklace is the only thing that can bring Luther some form of comfort. All those years later, when the two of you have finally grown up - and yet you’re the only one who seems to be well adjusted to living in the real world. The days when you finally have your own flat, your own job, a solid life, and yet you can’t help but still sneak in to see Luther, absolutely devastated that he won’t allow himself to live. But then the accident happens, and he wakes up... and everything feels different, for a while. Still lying on the operating table, you’re thankful for the supportive touch of Grace’s hand on your shoulder as she closes the doors behind her, allowing the two of you the privacy and intimacy you had fought your lives so hard for. You’re roused from where you’re resting, bleary eyed, against his thigh by the slight twitch of his fingers against the side of your locket. At first, you’re confused. But then those same fingers come reaching for your face, and you jump up a few seconds after you feel the back of his cracked knuckles brush against your chin. Even through the veil of tiredness and pain, it breaks your heart to see the concern in those kind eyes as he watches you as intently as he can. You just shake your head and laugh out a sob as you brush over his overgrowing stubble.
Before he’s sent off to the moon, you’re the only person Luther will unlock his bedroom door to see. He spends most of his days with the door barred once more, even asking Grace to leave his breakfasts and dinners outside by the frame. The two of you mainly spend your remaining time together trying your best to huddle up together in his now too small bed: you cradling his head into your chest, and him trying his best to hug you like he used to and letting the wracking sobs overcome him.
When he finally does go, recording video messages about how much he ‘thinks about you constantly’ and ‘loves you more than the whole world’ and how ‘despite how important the mission is for humanity, I’m still counting down the days until I can see you again’ are the only things keeping him sane. That, and the picture of you he strokes his pointer finger against every night before he tries to fall into a restless sleep: the one he made Ben take during your second meeting at Griddy’s. You’re laughing because Luther had just smushed cream into your face, while he has an arm thrown around your shoulder and is too busy smiling down at you to even realise the picture had been taken yet. It’s the only object he owns that he actually cares about, and so he keeps it tucked safely in his breast pocket. 
My man is straight up heartbroken about his father’s death. The one thing that seems to bring him back round is karaoke! You scrounge up and save for a while so you can surprise him at his return with a brand new machine for his room (he only spots it once he’s bear hugged you and spun you around the room, his head buried so deeply against your neck as he breathes you again that he nearly doesn’t see it at all.) You’re thankful that no one else has arrived at the mansion yet, and he’s thankful that he can finally sing without anyone poking fun at him as the two of you spend the night duetting ‘You’re the One that I Want’. When the song ends, he tugs you into his side and dips his chin onto the top of your head, feeling calm and serene and loved for the first time in four years. 
That feeling of peace sadly ends early the next morning when his siblings begin parading back home for the funeral. Suddenly it’s like old times again; they’re all polite to Luther, perhaps a little awkward at the change of him, but they’re all more than glad to see you again. You can tell from the slightly lingering and tight hug Diego leans down to give you, or the way Klaus throws his arms up in the air and squeals when he spots you, before coming and jumping into your arms. Thankfully Luther was lingering behind you and was able to catch the two of you before you skid across the floor. Although he rolled his eyes as he placed Klaus’ feet back onto the floorboards, it’s sweet to know that in some form, his siblings do care. It’s even more obvious by the way they side eye each other each time you grab Luther’s arm to pull him away from a brewing argument with his brother, or when you manage to squidge yourself between him and Diego when you notice them punching a little too close to Ben’s statue for your liking. They’re grateful, in their own ways, to know that the brother they left behind wasn’t alone after all. 
You’ve discovered that the way to bring him back round to himself if he gets all huffy and grumpy is to press kisses all over his face. He kind of paws his hands up as if he’s about to push you off, but he’s peached like a flustered puppy whenever you stop. It doesn’t take long for the pout to come out and for him to grip your wrist and pull you back towards him for a smiling kiss.
Although you tried to be as supportive as you could during his investigation into his father’s monocle... trying to be there for Luther when he discovers that his whole life has been a lie and his dad never really cared about him was rough. He didn’t mean to be so extreme, or so harsh with you, but he pushed everyone away with a heartbroken anger that made you shake with a fury against his family you didn’t think you could feel. You managed to track him down, by the sound of weeping behind the door, to one of the unused bathrooms on the third floor. After a lot of convincing, and some minor threatening, you roped a very frantic looking Diego into picking the door for you. It was hard to swallow your sigh when the door flung open onto the sad scene of Luther trying his best with his clunky limbs to press his knees against his chest. He was just sitting on the floor, cradling himself and crying. You spent a long time that day just sitting down next to him, resting your shin against his like when you were kids to bring him some familiarity, and holding your hand out. You knew that when his hurt, and when his pride had lessened, he would be able to take it. The world seemed so upside down, so different now, but Luther Hargreeves folded into you all the same, collapsing into your side as if you were the only thing the right side up. You try your best to crawl into the side of his coat, and the two of you spend the next couple of hours staying cuddled up against the wall, just holding each other.
Eventually, once a lavender dusk begins to dust over the windowpanes and melts across the tiles, you manage to get Luther out to get some fresh air for a bit. You didn’t go too far considering his current bloodshot eyed-state, but it still broke your heart to realise, as he looked around at the trees and spewing fountains with such wonder, that it was probably the furthest he had been from the house since before the accident. You stop by a bench, thinking the two of you could sit under the milky moonlight for a while before returning to the mayhem, but he surprises you by offering you his hand. With a sorrowful smile, you take it, and allow him to lead your feet on top of his shoes. With the truest smile he’s felt since he left the moon gracing his face at the sight of you tucked up against his chest, he puts his arms tightly around your waist and begins to hum an old love song: one he had listened to on repeat for a whole week after he had first met you, that was now probably collecting dust among the rest of his childhood records. As you slow dance around the pavement, the two of you revel in the knowledge that the world could explode right now, and you would both be content knowing you would go from this world safe in each other’s arms.
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thnksfrthmemers2001 · 2 years
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If the umbrella academy has bunk beds Viktor and Klaus would share and Klaus would insist on taking the top bunk so he could stick his head down and talk to Viktor at three AM whilst five shouts at them to shut up from another bunk bed.
Edit: Five would probably turn away after telling them to shut up and mutter to Delores about how annoying his brothers were.
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itshaejinju · 6 months
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I’m intrigued by the thoughts of The Commission (Umbrella Academy) and The TVA (Loki) working together/against each other. Like both deal with an over all timeline and dealing with people who mess with said timeline. Like I would love to see Five, Loki and Mobius interact like that would be funny. The Handler and Renslayer? Miss Minutes and the Control Room. I think that would be an interesting crossover. Hunter-15 (and others) with Cha-Cha and Hazel.
I needed more time travel crazy shenanigans after the epic ending for Loki so I’m rewatching Umbrella Academy.
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hey-dont-touch-that · 2 years
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I hope Diego and Lila have a girl. And by that I mean I want their daughter to grow up obsessed with the color pink, flowers, tutus, unicorns everything considered girlie.
I want this little girl to have him wrapped around her little finger.( although let’s be honest the second he held her, she had him there.)
The girl figures out from an early age that he is wrapped around her pinky and she uses that to her advantage. That’s how she gets him to have tea parties, pink fingers and toes, become her makeup practice model and anything else she can think off. (Look at her parents, she’s evil.)
The first time Stan laughs at him, she goes over and kicks his shin, Diego is impressed. And that’s how Stan becomes an unwilling(willing) participation.
God help the boys when a new princess movie comes out. Diego’s masculinity isn’t fragile. He looks damn good in a ballgown. And don’t leave out uncle Klaus, who doesn’t mean to outshine his brother, it just happens.
Diego remembers the groceries he promised to buy during a tea party? You best believe this man is going to the store in a tiara, flower crown, whatever with brightly colored nails and his little girl all in pink and the unicorn headband she just had to have. He knows he’s getting looks but doesn’t give two shits about your opinions.
When the all the siblings get together, all the boys get new hair, makeup and wardrobes. Uncle Klaus loves every minute of it, Luther calls it practice for when he and Sloane have little ones, Five gives her tips and Victor is happy to be there.
Don’t mistake her for being weak or fragile. She has two badass parents, a brother and she will kick your ass. Lila teaches her to fight in heals and dresses, Diego custom makes her pink knifes and buys her pink pepper spray, Stan teaches her to shit talk. She’ll kick your ass, insult you in Spanish, all the while never ruining her look.
In conclusion Diego is and always been a D.I.L.F and is the perfect girl dad. Just don’t fuck with his little girl. And don’t get me started on Mama Bear, Lila.
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bardicious · 2 years
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Things that are truth (in my heart) Umbrella Academy Headcanons:
Viktor and Five are twins (from Russian mother)
Five and Lila are murder besties, when Lila marries Diego Five will be her best man
Five is the father of six stupid stupid kids. And needs a retirement plan.
The family would stop an Apocalypse if they just actually worked as a real team.
They all love each other, despite sometimes being toxic, but they don’t know how to cope with the reality of their abusive upbringing and the lives they've created outside of it.
Reginald is a bastard, that never cared about his kids. OR he's been down this apocalypse road so many times he's forgotten how to care about anything other than the end goal.
Klaus can’t die. Even when his body is gone. Original Klaus died in the Apocalypse and didn't know there was anyone to live for. There was, and Five spent the next four decades alone.
Five’s villain speech, aimed at the wrong person, but not exactly wrong. Though, realistically speaking, Five wont kill a family member and every single one of their deaths since the first hasn’t hit him yet. They're still dead in his eyes, until the Apocalypse is over.
Five isn’t addicted to the apocalypse, he’s just the messenger of it, and now his family associates it with him. This infuriates him and breaks what little of his heart he believes he still has.
Five as founder to the commission. Timeline one off? A trick? A prison? We'll never know what gets Five to survive and become the Commission's supposed founder. But it's all fishy to me. OR plot twist. Five as the machine to the commission but actual founder was Reginald, who convinces Five the apocalypse must happen and uses his powers to manufacture his success.
Allison and Reginald both fiddle with the reality machine (???). Reginald gets world domination and his wife back, Allison gets her child and her husband. She keeps her powers because they were either not sucked out from her or she chooses to make a world where her and her siblings have no powers (?). She keeps Sparrow Ben because despite not interacting with him, he's still a Ben. But she misses her Ben, and so two Bens live in the new universe.
Five, not having his powers, walking alone in the city streets, gets caught for truancy. Much to his embarrassment.
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ladymarlin · 2 years
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A collection of Jayme headcanons bc I have so many
She's poikilothermic (or "cold blooded") she doesn't do too well in cooler temperatures, so she wears hoodies most of the time. Her room is also hot (to most people, not to her though)
She used to be really close with Grace similar to the way Diego was, but at some point when she was like, 12-14 Ben pointed out that she was "just a robot" and made her feel really bad about it.
She used to have braces and long hair, like, waist length hair.
SHE'S A LESBIAN
She likes sweets. Her and Alphonso snack together a lot and she's usually ends up eating all the candy. There's a stash somewhere in her room but nothing that can melt since it gets kinda hot in there.
Her and Reggie don't get along. He was always harder on her during training bc of her power, and she hated it. The thing with Ben almost killing her just made things worse and there's probably similar things that have also happened.
She also listens the least out of all the sparrows, kinda just doing whatever she wants. Marcus doesn't mind as much, it's more of an "I'm annoyed at my sister" vibe, but Reggie hates it.
She's actually pretty close with Sloane, she's her second favorite of all her siblings (Alphonso being first ofc)
Ben is her least favorite, they actually argue quite a bit.
She's generally just not a very expressive person. Any genuine expression from her is rare. She's very hard to read
She can kinda tune in to people's hallucinations.
Her and Alphonso are twins
In a larger amounts, her venom can cause nightmares instead of dreams and in an even larger amount, can work as poison. She doesn't like using larger amounts though bc it feels weird
Sometimes she bites people
She likes chewing on things
On occasion she smokes
She doesn't like skirts or dresses
She's plays instruments. Usually guitar or violin, anything with strings she's great with
Her and Alphonso would party a lot when they were younger
She doesn't like storms
If she goes too long without using her venom she has to flush it out or it'll start leaking from her mouth
Because of her harsh training she often suffered from exhaustion
Her power is a bit of a sore spot for her
She can see in the dark
She's always been very quiet
She can go a very long time without blinking
She can grow scales if her skin dries out, but it's only ever happened like, once on a very long mission.
She's accidentally spat venom on people as a reflex
She's allergic to seseme
She cuts her hair a lot bc it grows quickly
Sometimes when she yawns she accidentally spits venom
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frozenwafflesagain · 11 months
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I spent the first hour of my 25th birthday thinking about Ben Hargreeves, as one does.
And thus I present…
A Collection of Ben Hargreeves Thoughts And Theories
- INSANELY misunderstood in my opinion
- There is a difference between how Ben was as a child versus who he is as a (ghost) adult
- The Hargreeves all remember the child Ben was, while Klaus knows who Ben became and loves him for it
- Ben as a child: sweet, quiet, kind, gentle, polite, snarky, serious, timid, fearful, still, obedient, know-it-all
- Ben as an adult: loyal, determined, jaded, unapologetic, realist, tough love, practical, sad, sarcastic, caring, desperate, annoyed
- Everyone says Ben was “the best of them” when they were teenagers; I imagine that he was always there for whoever needed it with a kind word or just a hand to hold. Ben just wants to help, I think that’s one trait that stayed with him into adulthood.
- He was afraid of the Horror growing up, obviously. He didn’t want to use it, we can assume from this that he never took pleasure in the death and destruction it brought. He literally says “I didn’t sign up for this.”
- Seemed to go along with Klaus’ pranks, even enjoy them. He might have had a bit of a wild side as a teenager that faded a bit after he died.
- We know he was scared to move on to the afterlife when he died. I think it was because he didn’t want to leave his family yet.
- He stayed with Klaus all those years, and he didn’t have to. He CHOSE to. I think he wanted to stay with Klaus, give him someone to hold on to and watch out for him no matter how frustrating it got.
- But even though he wouldn’t abandon Klaus, Ben very clearly got angry and frustrated and annoyed with him, and understandably so. He had to watch Klaus waste away the life he didn’t get to have.
- When he says as much to Klaus when they’re at the motel, I don’t think this was Ben choosing to rub the reality of his death in Klaus’ face. I don’t think he was doing it to be malicious, because that’s not Ben. I think that he was trying to give Klaus something else to focus on while he was reliving his trauma. Tough love - yeah, what he was saying was undoubtedly hard for Klaus to hear, and I’m sure Ben was airing out his own grievances, but I think it was in the name of distraction more than anything else. If Klaus could think about what Ben was going through instead of focusing on the memories, that could help him in the end.
- In regards to the S2 possession: I chalk that up to poor writing and poor characterization. Ben ASKING Klaus to possess him makes sense to me, but everything else that he does without consent I see as a failure to understand Ben’s character. After everything they went through as kids, after everything Ben himself went through, after the things he probably saw happen to Klaus on the streets, I simply refuse to believe that Ben would have “no regrets” about taking control of Klaus’ body like that. The person the writers have set up Ben to be prior to those scenes would NEVER have been okay with that. Honestly, in my mind, those Ben scenes are not canon.
-That being said, his decision to save Viktor makes perfect sense. As much as he clearly wanted to stay with Klaus, he knew he would finally make an impact on his sibling’s lives if he could get to Viktor and help him control his powers. Again, he showed Viktor tough love along with compassion: he didn’t let him give up.
- But wanting a hug as he goes? There’s the Ben they all knew as kids.
- I think he probably regretted not getting to tell Klaus the truth in his last moments, which is why he asks Viktor to do it. He didn’t want Klaus to carry around the guilt he must have felt at the idea that he made Ben stay. Ben, despite growing harder and more jaded in death, is still kindhearted.
- Predictably, dying greatly affected his personality and the way he saw things as he stayed with Klaus.
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jinxarcane0425 · 2 years
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Just some Diego headcanons :)
Is a flat earther and an active member of Birds Aren’t Real
Probably believes in aliens too
Tried to raid Area 51 at one point but got caught
Argues with Luther about the flat earth thing 24/7
“THE EARTH IS FLAT LUTHER” “NO IT IS NOT DIEGO”
Probably argues with Luther about the existence of aliens too
“Diego. Aliens do not exist.” “Yeah they do.” “I was in space for 4 years and never saw one alien.” “My ass. You’re just lying to cover the truth!” “IM NOT LYING DIEGO”
His middle name is Castañeda
Only gets called by his middle name if someone is REALLY mad at him though so he never knew about his middle name until allison got mad at him for taking her jacket (which he looked AMAZING in)
His favorite sibling is probably Katie because she actually listens to his conspiracies
Hates cauliflower and refuses to eat it
Will eat literally anything else though
Likes to play video games in his free time
Favorite video game is probably Overwatch
Tried playing Overwatch with Five but Five rage quit halfway through
Laughed at Five because he’s shit at Overwatch and doesn’t know how to play
“You’re shit at this Five” “SHUT UP DIEGO”
Tried at least once to teach Five about modern tech…it didn’t work.
“Diego what the hell is a ‘meme’??” “Oh Five you have a lot to learn..”
Steals Five’s coffee just to annoy him
Almost got killed for stealing Five’s coffee
“FIVE IM SO SORRY IT WAS JUST A PRANK” “never. Steal my coffee. Ever.” “IM SO SORRY FIVE PLEASE DONT KILL ME”
Always getting made fun of by Klaus because of his number
Him and Klaus also make fun of Luther because of his number
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yes-17-15 · 10 months
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Headcanon that when Diego was younger Grace taught him sign language to help when his stutter got really bad, and Diego thought he should totally teach it to Klaus to help when Klaus goes non-speaking after a meltdown, and Klaus took a while to learn it but actually benefited from it a lot and they and Diego would sometimes just sign to each other when they didn’t want their other siblings to know what they were saying.
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best-funeral-ever · 2 years
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Hello!!
I am opening requests for Umbrella Academy writings! It's been about 3 years ehe (I'm not joking I've had writers block for 3 years send help)
I take any and all characters, on all genres except smut (I am a minor), and all writing types (drabbles, oneshots, headcanons, etc.)!
Forgive me if I take some time to respond, if the 3 year art block didn't hint it, I'm not too great with staying motivated! But I promise, I will most likely get back to you. :]
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carmen-is-away · 11 months
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Hiii !!! Sorry I up and disappeared, but now I’m back and was wondering maybe if you guys would mind if I did some stardew valley content or maybe even umbrella academy? I’d still do apex legends content, but it will take me a little bit to get caught up on anyone past maggie, I am a lot bit behind on the lore
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