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bookishgalaxies · 2 months
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Hi! Can you do a five hargreeves x reader where the readers quiet but really good at hand to hand combat? If you don’t want to do it you don’t even have to respond
𝐐𝐮𝐢𝐞𝐭 𝐃𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐌𝐞𝐚𝐧 𝐖𝐞𝐚𝐤
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☾☼✧☽ summary: thoughts on five hargreeves with an s/o who’s quiet but is killer at hand to hand combat.
☾☼✧☽ pairing: five hargreeves x gn!shy!reader
☾☼✧☽ type: head-cannons, not proofread
☾☼✧☽ warnings: fighting???
☾☼✧☽ a/n: love this request! Thank you so much!
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You spoke when spoken to, with the exceptions of conversation with Five Hargreeves, which were still very minimal
You two had only been “together” for a few months now and your brain was still getting used to forming full sentences while looking at him.
For awhile you and Five were only able to communicate through letters due to his work with the commission
After he stopped working for them, and started saving the world with his siblings though, things were different
You most of the time kept to yourself when you weren’t helping the Hargreeves save the world
You would go out for smoothies with Viktor or help Allison with Claire occasionally.
And you could become quite chatty with them, but not Five
He hadn’t meant to assume that since you didn’t talk much, you were shy, and therefor timid in physical fighting situations
It just kind of clicked in his mind like that without him realizing.
So when you two were out one day at the doughnut shop getting him a black coffee and you whatever you normally get
You weren’t expecting a surprise attack from the Commission
You had both been sitting across from each other in a booth by the window
Letting Five talk quietly about what his next plan was and nodding your head while smiling kindly
Enjoying the view of how he looked in the afternoon sun
Then, glass shattered, and in an instant you were up and headed towards the sound.
Five teleported across the shop as you landed a good punch across the agents face.
Exchanging punches and strikes, you took him down quite quickly.
Moving on to the next few, you took them out under ten seconds.
Five was so shocked he stood by, mouth agape.
Looking up at his surprised look, you stood with knocked out bodies around you, breathing heavily and looking at him.
“I didn’t know you could…..” he trailed off
“You never asked.” You responded
“Touché.”
Needless to say, he never underestimated you again.
And actually felt himself develop a healthy fear of you.
Pretty AND deadly…...
He never needed to get on your bad side, he’d be screwed
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thank you so much for reading !!
remember to stay safe and hydrated !!
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jellybeanium124 · 2 years
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Ranking the Hargreeves by how good I think they are at spelling
Allison. She absolutely was *that girl* with the flawless handwriting and spelling.
Luther. He is a very conscientious writer, and he makes sure to always spell things correctly. Consults a dictionary when unsure.
Ben. Not perfect spelling, but still very good.
Viktor. Completely average speller.
Diego. Always struggled with spelling. A lot better now than he was as a kid, though.
Five. Can’t spell worth shit. When asked how to spell “Dolores” on separate occasions he has answered “d-o-l-l-o-r-e-s” “d-o-l-r-o-s” “d-o-l-e-r-e-z” and “d-o-l-u-r-u-s”
Klaus. Even worse than Five. Had to start dictating his gospels to his cult members because when he tried to write them down nobody knew what the fuck he was trying to say. Not related to spelling, but he always hearts his “Is” and “Js” instead of dotting them.
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laundrybear-cloud9 · 10 months
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vanya/viktor hargreeves headcanon
when they were younger, they'd spend so much time searching and searching for proof that they did indeed have power, just that nobody knew what it was
'rare superpowers'
'invisible superpowers'
'uncommon superpowers'
'how to prove you have superpowers'
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ladymarlin · 2 years
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Random headcannons for the Umbrellas + Sparrows
(Gonna update as I come up with more)
Luther and Sloane have somewhat similar music taste. Now they just associate certain songs with each other
Diego refers to his turtlenecks as "tactilenecks" (and corrects others on this)
Diego got his scar from Luther when they were younger in some sort of competition between them
It took Allison a while to figure out how to actually rumor people, her power being listed off as "reality manipulation"
Klaus would do tasks poorly on purpose so someone else (usually five) would get so irritated with him they do it for him
Lila threw Sloane a really fun Bachlorette party. Allison was also there, but she wasn't really involved
Lila has a very small crush on Sloane
The sparrows have a variety of butters and such bc of food allergies. The only ones who don't have food allergies are Marcus and Christopher
The Sparrows go all out for Halloween
None of the Sparrows are bad singers. They at some point got singing lessons for their album
Marcus genuinely cares about his siblings
Marcus often hides when he's upset bc he's "the strong one"
Marcus worries a lot
Sparrow Ben put his own portrait over the mantle and none of the Sparrows cared enough to argue with him about it
Sparrow Ben put blue streaks in his hair trying to be "rebellious" but no one noticed
Sparrow Ben is lactose intolerant and has a nut allergy
Fei tells her birds everything
Fei is scared of cats
Fei discovered her love of fashion through sunglasses
Fei's something similar to the oldest daughter
Fei's allergic to eggs
Alphonso and Jayme are twins, they're French & Italian
Alphonso was close with Pogo
Alphonso listens to Elton John
Alphonso used to get a bunch of surgeries up until he was 25 and they started giving Reginald pills
Alphonso has food allergies he just ignores them
Alphonso's allergic to a bunch of different fruits and vegetables
Sloane's treated as the youngest, but not the spoiled brat youngest, the really nice kind
Sloane is lactose intolerant
Jayme used to be really close with Grace when she was younger until ben made fun of her for it bc she's a robot
Jayme's like, a reptile lady or something
Jayme has a sweet tooth
Jayme and Alphonso would both be the middle children
Jayme doesn't do very good in cooler temperatures
Jayme has a seseme allergy
Christopher has the best party music
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the-dawn-star · 2 years
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Hi! I have a request if you don't mind.
Can you write a five hargreeves x reader where it's an enemies to lovers slowburn and when five comes back to the present time he sees reader and is annoyed, and the reader is also annoyed. Reader has bf and five gets extremely jealous and realizes he has feelings for reader...something like this? (you can also change the plot if you want). I'm on s1 of tua and I'd like a fic on that season. No worries if you don't wanna write though.
Thanks!
A/N: I knew this took a long time and I changed the plot a bit, but I hope it's okay.
-S
+not proof read, 800ish words
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Jumping from time to time was exhausting and no matter how much coffee I drank, nothing seemed to help. The future was terrifying and apocalypse coming to us was not exactly a vacation, and after all the time alone it had become my job to fix this mess.  
My siblings were more interested at their own thing to bother on the END OF THE WORLD so I had to do it all by myself. Well, almost by myself... 
Pogo had hired a kid to clean the house once in a while, who also ended up seeing the plan that I had been building for saving the world.  
The kid, who told their name being Y/N was annoying and seemingly was quite close with my siblings. It wasn’t the fact that they were normal human and interested at the Apocalypse more than my siblings, no that all was just fine to me. They were annoying because they had a bad habit of caring about stuff that they could not change.  
And they should have been with their family and friends spending the last days with them, but no... They decided that the best thing was to follow me around trying to do whatever they could to stop the unchangeable.  
They looked like a lost puppy and they even weren’t cute.  
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Five walked on the front doors of the academy confused by the silence of the house. All of his memories from this house was full of noise, that wasn’t most of the time because of happiness. Had anyone ever been happy in this house?  
He jumped through the space, as easily as taking a step and ended up in the second-floor balcony.  
“Holy shit!?!!”  
A second later Five was holding a knife on his hand and holding it to the academy’s new cleaner throat. Their eyes met and the cleaner could do nothing else than to see some of the bloodthirsty gaze in the eyes of the boy in front of them.  
“You really can’t stay out of the way...,” Five whispered, letting the knife fall down. He could see how scared they were and for a moment he wanted to apologize and say that it was his fault. 
“I’m sorry, I was just waiting my boyfriend,” Their words sounded painful.  
Five got up, turning his back to the cleaner just so they didn’t need to see the pain that flashed on his face with the word ‘boyfriend’. It was ridiculous, after all that he had done their house cleaner’s boyfriend that sparked such an emotion that he wasn’t sure that he could name.  
“I’ll get out...,” They whispered, pushing themselves off of the armchair and practically ran down the stairs to the first floor. But they didn’t get that far.  
Instead, their hand was taken by Five and the next second they were half way down the floor only being pulled back up by the time traveler. Their chest collided painfully to each other.  
Once again, their eyes met but this time there wasn’t a murderous glare in Five’s eyes. His eyes were hard and full of something that could have been seen as care or kindness.  
 Five had traveled time and space, but for once it was like time had completely stopped. It was one time when there wasn’t a need to move in his life. Just looking at their house cleaner's eyes and letting the seconds pass. It was such a peace that he had never felt before, complete and udder peace. 
But like all it had to break. But this time it was done by a boy who walked in the academy. Both of them turned around to see who invited themselves in.  
“James...!” The cleaner yelped surprised, pulling themselves off of Five’s hold and ran to the arms of the walk-in.   “Are you okay?!” The boy asked not turning his eyes to his partner, instead staring at Five.  
“Yeah...,” They whispered pulling themselves off of their boyfriend. 
Five could do nothing else than to stare, still in the peace that he had felt only seconds before, silence and peace that was ripped aways just like his life was when he got stuck to the future.  
“See you, Five...,” The cleaner whispered while their loving boyfriend was pulling them out of the door, like Five had been killing his partner.  
The door shut with a bang and five was left in the silence again. Silence that was nothing like the silence he had felt while looking at the cleaner’s eyes. Five jumped back to the second floor right in front of the knife that he had dropped without a second thought when they were going to fall.  
He picked the knife up jumping to the kitchen where he left it.
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I just think the furry/monster fucking community in the TUA universe would be so alive and thriving.
Like, in the Umbrella timeline they had Ben for all their tentacle fucking fetish
Then, you get to the Sparrow timeline and you have not only Ben, but Fei, Alphonso, Jayme, and Christopher.
You want tentacles? The Sparrows have'em, feathers and birds for your furry needs? Yup, got'em. Want some snakey action whenever you French kiss? Oh yeah, we're here. Want someone who's a hero but would be loved for his public personality? He's right here bitches. You're a kinky fucker who'd fuck with real body horror? Well thank fuck we have Christopher Hargreeves.
You know bitches be celebrating and open with monster fucking. There are probably even coming out stories about wanting to fuck the Sparrows for their furry/monster fetishes.
People be posting in their socials like "Too late to be born to be a pirate captain's sexy crew boy toy, born too early be a space alien's play thing, but born at the right time to be a depraved monster fucker for the Sparrows ♥️" and that shit would have like 4m likes and and 2m reblogs.
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i know its more of the show being bad at continuity regarding their injuries between seasons but for fun, consider all of the hargreeves just having a slight healing factor (with luther having a stronger one than the rest of them because enhanced durability also comes with his power set)
like harlan practically confirmed that there's something different about the miracle 43 (or 16 in the s3 timeline's case) that allows their bodies to host their abilities without much issue so its not that much of a stretch to think that maybe theres added benefits to that outside of just being able to control their powers, such as a slight healing factor.
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queermarzipan · 2 years
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I have had a headcanon about why Five founded the Commission rattling around in my head since like three days after I watched season 3 and I just sort of integrated it into my thoughts on the show and I was just reminded that ACTUALLY IT'S NOT "COMMON KNOWLEDGE" IT'S NOT CANON IT'S A PERSONAL HEADCANON so here it is
The Five who founded the Commission is not Five. As in, he has had roughly the same life as the Five we know from the show, but they are not the same person, because Old Five did it with the crucial difference of doing it without the Commission. The Commission wasn't a factor in this Five's life, because as we have seen, Time does not work like that. Closed loops that paradoxically set themselves off don't exist. Five travelling back in time was always going to result in him changing what had (from his perspective) already happened, not causing it to happen. So from the opposite perspective, a Five that founded the Commission could not, under any circumstance, have previously encountered the Commission. Because on Five's personal timeline, it didn't exist yet.
(Getting excited about the fact that I now know why the Commission has a Fixed Timeline of its own like Five does — because a Five is there)
So what does this mean?
I think it's safe to assume that the Five who wasn't picked up by the Commission was unsuccessful, the first time around, in preventing the Apocalypse. Apart from the whole issue of him simply Not Knowing Enough, if he'd initially succeeded and gotten his family back, he would have had no reason to ever time travel again, let alone create a time travel organisation to "protect the flow of time", and especially not one that had goals that conflicted with his family's continued living.
So he jumped back to redo — and made the same mistake as before. He went too far back.
Now, do I think he went back to the 1960s, Dallas specifically? No. I think Young Five's jump in the show was affected by the JFK assassination having been the last place he was before he jumped to 2019, and expecting the exact same outcome with different variables is not smart.
BUT. He did take them back to before they were born, AND somehow prevent them from being born in the first place. Whether that's by (roughly) the same series of events in the show (highly improbable) or by talking to Reginald and impressing upon him that it was his fault they ended the world, and to please leave them alone, thereby inadvertently causing Reginald to decide not to release the glowing orbs after all (slightly more likely, but this theory also required some of the miracle babies to exist), or something else, he gets hus siblings back to the changed 2019 to find that he's created a (not yet named) Kugelblitz.
And then Reggie uses the miracle babies to create his perfect universe — and this is the sticking point — killing Five's siblings in the process.
Here we have Five, in a new universe where none of his family exist because their lives were literally used to save the world, without even his powers, and he immediately invents time travel and creates the Commission, an organisation with the end goal of recreating the exact timeline he came from, and by proxy, his family. Only everyone else he brings into it is just fed the "preservation of the timeline" line, because what he's doing is Selfish with a capital S. But also, I might argue, in character. Five taking "do anything to save his family" to the level of "create an organisation of time assassins to recreate his family" is very on-brand.
And when he encounters a younger version of himself — could be 13, could be 63 — he can only tell him "don't save the world", because if he hadn't tried to do that — if he'd just died in the first apocalypse — he might have at least gotten to see his siblings again in the afterlife. Now he can't.
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shenanigansam · 2 years
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A bit of a hot take, but something I find interesting about the fate of the mothers is that even though Reggie said he unadopted them due to their behaviour in the sixties, I don't think we can be quite sure of that.
Their mothers died before they could give birth to them, so we don't actually know if Reggie might've adopted them again if they'd been born. We know his grand plan was hotel oblivion, but would that have really made it necessary to unadopt the bunch of kids he already knew? They embarrassed themselves, for sure, but the old man was useful in what he said to Five later, inadvertently keeping all of them alive.
So - perhaps he would've still unadopted them, we might never find out, but perhaps it wasn't just because he didn't want those kids, but because those kids plainly weren't available.
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frozenwafflesagain · 1 year
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It’s my personal belief that after a few years spent in the apocalypse, Five started coming up with roasts to use on the rest of his siblings when he saw them again
And like yes of course it was a coping mechanism but it spurred him on to keep going — he couldn’t give up until he tore each of them to absolute shreds
But also I think it’s just objectively hilarious to think of Five at seventeen, at twenty-six, at thirty-four, at forty-eight, just stopping whatever he’s doing because he came up with a killer comeback and just HAS to write it down
“Omg Dolores can you imagine the look on Diego’s face when I call him discount Batman? That’s gonna be so funny”
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Klaus: sometimes wearing a shirt feels like my skin is burning and I want to rip it off my flesh until I'm just bones, its like this overwhelming torturous feeling and then I take off my shirt and I'm completely fine
Five: you're autistic
Klaus: that's what that is??
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bookishgalaxies · 2 years
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The Hargreeves in High School pt. 1
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pairing: none
post info: headcannons, not proofread
summary: some of my personal hcs abt these crazy siblings in high school
a/n: this had to be made, it did.
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7: Victor
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ꨄ would definitely be in orchestra
ꨄ only has like 2 friends but they are super close
ꨄ pining for the gorgeus pianist
ꨄ is an aspiring english major
ꨄ wouldb’( associate with his siblings at all
ꨄ brings a smoothie (idk what flavor) to class every morning
ꨄ has tons of pins on his backpack
5: Five
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☹︎ this man has 1 frind and that is the only person he cares abt besides his family
☹︎ wears a suit to school everyday and no one knows why but they all find it kind of annoying
☹︎ is definitely top of his math class, or tied with an academic rival (which would be how he’d get a girlfriend lol)
☹︎ debate team captain, no one can beat him
☹︎ luther tried once to yell hi at him in the hallway and five ignored him
—————🌖🌗🌘🌑🌒🌓🌔—————
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jellybeanium124 · 2 years
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Ranking the Hargreeves by how good I think they are at rollerblading
Klaus: I think Klaus is elegant on wheels on wheels, and a top-tier rollerblader.
Diego: Diego saw rollerblades and went “I could go faster???” and became really good at going fast on rollerblades. He’s not as good at stopping, but he never falls on his butt.
Allison: Of course Allison is good at rollerblading. She’s good at everything.
Five:  Five is a passable rollerblader.
Viktor: Viktor could rollerblade without embarrassing himself. He might not be fantastic, but he doesn’t need to hold onto the rails or anything.
Luther:  I don’t think Luther was ever very good on skates, and after being monkified he probably got worse because his balance and center of gravity likely changed.
Ben: Ben strikes me as the kind of person who has absolutely no coordination on wheels. U!Ben would take it in stride, laugh it off, and hang onto Klaus or Allison, but S!Ben just hasn’t put on rollerblades in like two decades to avoid the embarrassment.
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Ooh hcs for a jealous and possessive Five
This turned more into headcanons for an overly protective Five than anything else, so I'm sorry about that 😅
Five Hargreeves when he's jealous
Warnings: slightly insecure Five, over protectiveness, jealousy/possessiveness, swearing, slight nsfw near the end
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Five can get over protective fairly easy, and more often than he'd like to admit
It's not that he doesn't trust you, per say; he's just so used to the painful feeling of having someone he loves ripped away from him that he kind of expects it to happen again with you
However, he's not one to be overly sentimental unless he's drunk so he typically masks these deeper feelings and emotions with being overly jealous and pretty possessive as well
He won't deliberately talk shit about someone (not to their face, at least) or try to mess with one of your friendships on purpose, but he does want to have at least a brief run down on who you're hanging out with
He worries a lot more than he should, especially after what happened with Leonard/Harold. He would never want you to be hurt or betrayed by someone who you trusted and thought cared about you
He just really loves you and wants to keep you safe, always </3
A lot of the time his over protectiveness can come off as jealousy and being possessive over you, and while that is sometimes the case you know he just does it because he cares
When he's truly possessive over you/jealous of someone, it definitely shows
An arm on the small of your back or around your waist, biting passive aggressive comments, an intentionally mean glint in his eyes- these are all things he does in order to let the other person know you're his and he's yours, and they'd better back off if they know what's good for them
Five doesn't feel the need to do those things unless either a) you're uncomfortable by someone's advances or b) whoever's hitting on you just can't take a fucking hint and respectfully decide to leave you alone
If you're flirting with someone on purpose in order to get his attention, he'll have a much different approach
Like I said before, he trusts you, and knows you'd never let it get too far, so it's pretty easy for him to tell when you're just trying to tick him off
He'll let it go on for a little while, watching from a distance, then finally intervene when he can't take your teasing any longer
Once he's whisked you away to a more private area, he has no problem showing you just who you belong to
Expect several bite and scratch marks, hickeys, and bruises on at least you (although he'd certainly appreciate it if you shared his sentiment and left some on him as well)
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ladymarlin · 1 year
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The Sparrows Growing Up Headcanons
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Marcus was a sensitive little kid
The only number that had any meaning was number 1 which was originally Ben just bc that was the number he got. Eventually as they got older and they actually needed a leader they realized Ben didn't look out for his siblings enough so he swapped places with Marcus, the original number 2. This also have Ben the idea the numbers have meaning.
Jewelry and stuff wasn't really allowed, especially during training
Sometimes they'd sneak off on their birthday to get presents and stuff
They had secret meetings in the attic
Jayme and Chris used to hang out a lot (until he started hanging out with Ben more)
They all got singing lessons and some also learned to play instruments (For their albums, all for marketing reasons ofc)
Jayme and Alphonso would sneak out to party
Jayme (sometimes Alphonso) just wouldn't listen sometimes, bold as hell. They definitely suffered consequences though, and they are TRAUMATIZED.
Jayme was the kid who'd cook ants with a magnifying glass. Alphonso would eat them. Sloane would freak out about it.
Alphonso had a bunch of surgeries
Jayme used to be close with Grace up until Ben made fun if her for it
Once when the Sparrows were younger they convinced Jayme to play in the snow with them and she konked out. Then she realized why she couldn't play in the snow (reptile lady)
Reggie was harder on Jayme during training, and she was often exhausted bc of it
Fei had her eyes until she was a teenager
Alphonso snuck out to an Elton John concert once
Sloane had a collection of earrings despite not really being able to wear them
Jayme's always refused to wear skirts
Alphonso was really close with Pogo
They'd play house a lot as kids
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90s-html-lesbians · 1 year
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five definitely unwittingly jumpscares his siblings all the time
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