I think being a tiny borrower size vampire would be So Good. Like in some media vampires can become giant human-sized bats so what if they can also do the reverse (tiny bat-sized human.) Itty bitty bitey person… you’d never have to worry about hurting someone when you drink their blood bcuz your so small!! They’d probably barely even be able to feel your fangs. You could use a mint tin as a coffin… Imagine…..
This one goes out to the other kids typing “phoenix x edgeworth” into deviantArt with the same level of secrecy and shame most people would associate with hiding a dead body.
Canonically best blood dad let the kids do le arts so they wouldn’t be as murdery so what if they had the energy of toddlers with glitter and glue
#grim dark never heard of it #well make it wholesome damnit #this is my coping strat #these lil blood boys deserve the world #fabulous hawk boy fly high
the Lost Boys blood bottle is so funny. To an 80s audience it might have looked fancy and ancient, but to a modern audience it looks like these vampires like to bedazzle things
I’ve been nervous to carry my first editions around while reading them, and my wonderful partner decided to design and make this book jacket for my birthday. Find them on instagram at omnipotent.fae and they could make one for you too! I’m so excited to bring my books wherever I want, and it feels so luxurious and cozy.