MISHA YOU CHAOTIC BEAUTIFUL MAN YOU
GO MISHA GO MISHA GO MISHA
SLAY MISHA
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Irondad fic ideas #24
Irondad lab days but Peter comes straight from school, and on the days Happy doesn't drive Peter to and from school, he finds weirder and weirder shit to carry with him to the lab. One day he comes in with a cat he's watching for Ned, another day it's an enter sign he found on the floor at school (or any sign, really), it's rusty keys he found it the gutter on someone's roof, a really cool stone he finds when passing the Sanctum (It's probably not gonna kill us, Mr. Stark! Look how it glows! Isn't that cool?) And every time he brings something by Tony's just like "HOW DO YOU KEEP FINDING STUFF LIKE THIS??"
Peter walking into Tony's lab like "Hey Mr. Stark!" And carrying, like, a bench
This idea was submitted by @derpmallow !
Edit to add!!! Bonus:
Peter doesn't start it intentionally: he doesn't have the whole sticky-thing under control yet, so it just kinda happens. But after he finds Tony's reactions amusing he's just like, "I'm gonna go find the weirdest shit to bring over here"
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I’ve started listening to malevolent, and like, it’s good, but this bitch ass Arthur is such a wimp. Jonathan Sims casually tried to cut off his finger (I like to imagine it’s his left pointer cause he’s just that stupid /aff) and was sad when it DIDNT work, and ended up removing two ribs and giving one away for a quick snack. It wasn’t even a GOOD statement. Meanwhile Arthur over here starts flipping out at the mere idea of biting off a little tip of his pinky, he doesn’t even have to feel it, and it grows back anyway. bitch get good.
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I'm way to board-
Odyssey's Sequel AU
Part 4
The Adventures of Oli and Xornoth: Welcome to Pearl's and Perils!
Oli escapes the Afterlife, falling into Pearl's Paradise. With deep confusion, albeit determination, Oli ventures the cloud-like kingdom, meeting Pearl, the goddess of farming and strength.
He inquires about his good friend Sausage, an Angel who had risen to the Heavens they abode now. Pearl smiles sadly, yet her golden eyes fill with peaceful joy.
"He's sleeping. Finally resting. Earning the life he deserved."
Oli can't accept that, and he doesn't. He screams and wails dramatically, demanding Pearl wake Sausage up. He needs his best friend! Pearl tries to calm him down, yet her energy is turned worthless.
Oli dashes out, Pearl hot on his heels. Before she can tackle him and bring him back, because this is where he belongs, Oli jumps off the clouds and escapes Pearl's clutches, leaving a frustrated and fuming Pearl.
He'll die, she's sure of it. He barely survived Afterlife. She grumbles in frustration. If she hadn't already chosen a Chosen, she would happily Choose Oli, if to give Sausage any lasting comfort for his friend.
Then she remembers, remembers a Demon who died yet lived, balancing between life and death, only relinquished when the gods finally fulfilled their wishes and gave them godhood.
Pearl finds Xornoth, god of the Void and Corruption, sweet-talking them into Choosing Oli. Maybe she threw in a fib or two... whatever! Oli was going to die without help.
So, begrudgingly, Xornoth agrees, making Oli their Chosen, leaving the Heavens to help Oli.
Pearl stays behind, grinning from ear to ear. Her plan is going perfectly well.
She changes her fancy, skirts for a blue turtleneck and overalls, leaving through a special portal.
Hermitcraft will only wait for so long.
I bit of an explanation for how Xornoth ended up with Oli of all people. And hey, is that a potential Hermitcraft crossover in the future?!
Maybe...
Either I do Adventures of Oli and Xornoth part 2 or something with Pearl and False. We'll see!
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okay I’ve spent a lot of time reading jack x Ianto fic this past week (around 18hours if my screen time is to be believed) and one thing I’ve noticed is that the dominant fandom characterisation of ianto is “soft baby boi 🥺🥺” and don’t get me wrong I love that. but I feel like we’re forgetting that 1 (one) ianto jones also:
-harboured his cyberman gf in torchwood 3’s basement
-essentially got his job by being an annoying shit and catching a dinosaur
-shot Owen for opening the rift
-literally threw Jack into a portal to a hell planet
-knocked out a dragon
-single-handedly blew up a housing estate with a homemade petrol bomb
-hijacked a forklift to break his bf out of a secret prison facility
in short: ianto is a chaos gremlin and I feel like we need to acknowledge this further
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