#why are you like this

[distressed-devilsitter]

Two hours into the full game and I had Astarion try to unlock a door. He went "*scoff* easy" and immediately rolled a one :)

#big zevran vibes #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #why are you like this #i am in hell both physically and mentally

[wolfythewitch]

English is awful ! I want to read your books but my brain is tiny and your words are big !!

#frankenstein please #why are you like this

[theweepingdogs]

cardan is the type of guy to ask you out as a joke in middle school, then laugh in your face about it with his friends. then, years later, you find out he actually liked you and was trying to see how you felt about him

wait no this is basically the plot of the series

#why are you like this #cardan greenbriar #jude x cardan #high king cardan #prince cardan #jude duarte

[kimothepossom]

I think Gale is missing Waterdeep

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #why are you like this #Gale of Deepwater #he misses his home

[rights-for-redshirts]

"Don't make this into anything it's not" says the formerly evil guy, locking the good guy up so he can go and draw the bad guys away from their hiding spot, "that would be so embarassing," (kisses him on the mouth), "for you, I mean, don't misunderstand this or anything haha" hides him in the most secure place he can find & fucking leaves to protect him

#WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS #YAN WUSHI #I'm going to throw my phone against the wall #Thousand Autumns #qian qiu #danmei #Shen Qiao #Enemies to lovers

[harryforvogue]

mia definitely thinks harry fakes the things he likes. there’s no possible way he could like them!

for example, when they go out to a new local coffee shop and mia orders a fun latte and harry just gets a regular black coffee. she narrows her eyes at him all suspiciously and she’s like, “we came here for the first time and that’s what you get?”

harry looks up from his phone, startled. "what do you mean?"

"it's just a black coffee."

"well it's also iced."

"you only ever get that."

he glances at her drink. "i guess i just don't have a taste like yours." he slides his coffee over. "try it."

mia does, taking a very cautious sip, and then dramatically coughs and takes several large sips of hers. harry only smiles and shakes his head. he brings the straw back to his lips.

"whatcha reading?" she asks.

harry smiles some more because, well, "BBC news."

she makes a face. "how boring."

"well, i'm reading the economics portion. i'll be sure to hand my phone over once i get to the comics."

mia grumbles, "very funny. but you honestly mean to say you like reading that stuff?"

"i do work in business, baby."

oh no.

not the random pet name.

that means she's saying bone-headed things and endearing him. he even turns his phone over and looks her with those crinkled, beautiful green eyes.

"yeah," mia says, avoiding his eyes or else she'll stumble. "but, like, you don't ever want to read about unimportant things?"

"of course i do. and those aren't necessary boring. depends on interest, no?"

"and you're genuinely interested in things like...like the stock market and investments and microeconomics."

"genuinely," he confirms.

"i failed my economics class in college."

"i know, baby, i was there to witness it."

"whatever." she sips her drink. "all i'm saying is that you're not beating the boring 40 year old white man working in business allegations."

"mia, do you really think i'm boring?"

his eyes are sparkling in the light and she knows that he knows the answer to that.

"whatever," she says again.

and then the server comes by with their food.

mia looks at her two layered pancakes and harry's conservative avocado toast with scrambled eggs on the side.

harry raises his eyebrows at her. "don't."

"i want you to look me in the eyes and tell you that you actually, wholly, totally enjoy--"

harry reaches over and grabs her face, stopping her words. her stormy grey eyes are all annoyed. he's smiling again. "i actually, wholly, and totally enjoy my boring, repetitive meals." he lets her face go. "now eat please."

#harry and mia #i have a friend who only drinks black coffee #and i'm always like #why are you like this #that's all

[amielot]

Do centaurs ever do a Naruto Run

...

#centaur au #the ask tag #why are you like this #affectionate #the art tag

[rikan-oo]

> I took a bite out of you and even swallowed it up, asshole. What’ll you do?

*The woman was too stunned to speak*

#what the hell yoojin #i'm screaming #well that is the way to assert your dominance #that sounds fruity even within context #why are you like this #han yoojin #sung hyunjae #jinjae #some bl that i read was less fruity than that #sctir #tsctir #the s classes that i raised #my s class hunters #sctir novel

[tachiha3]

All of you who call Gordon "annoying", "brat" or "liar" or say that Sebastian should've played Zuko cause Dallas isn't "hot enough", sincerely, I hope you all rot in hell. 💕

#ya'll are so fucking.. #ugh i don't even wanna say it #why are you like this #atla #avatar the last airbender #gordon cormier #dallas liu #my post #natla

[slythereen]

max verstappen following a charles leclerc fan account is truly a hilarious start to the season. 2024 wdc cl16 is inbound ‼️

#why are you like this #even objectively saying prob his team did it and on accident #why are y’all keeping tabs on Charlie 😭 #so funny #these two are insufferable #never beating the obsessed rivals allegations #charles leclerc #max verstappen #lestappen #new season disclaimer that i am still not a true shipper i just like my boys being friends and sometimes their behavior must be called out #andnsnc

[hindulivesmatter]

do hindus really drink cow urine or is that a rumor?

Yeah, I take it in my morning coffee every day.

NO WE DON'T.

Where are you reading that we all drink this daily? The only people I've heard of drink it are really old/ayurveda-obsessed people.

I am so so tired

#anon asks #answered #why are you like this

[xpsx-8]

Sapphic south asians in media!!

#sapphic #queer #lgbtq #lgbtq+ #lesbian #bisexual #pride month #pride #ek ladki ko dekha toh aisa laga #ackley bridge #just another love story #dead end paranormal park #never have i ever #badhaai do #why are you like this #maja ma #desi #south asian #brown people

[baileyash]

(For those wondering why I send in asks to myself, check the pinned post)

It’s always the intrusive thoughts 🥲

#funny #lol #meme #humor #memes #haha #relatable #why are you like this #why #i mean #intrusive thoughts #psychology #mental health #mentally fucked #struggle #life #therapy

[amid-fandoms]

dan literally helping phil beat him by switching his entire drink look is honestly 100% expected nobody was shocked

#why are you like this #your simp behavior will ruin your chances every single time man #i guess its worth it #dan and phil #dnp

[thiscatiscomfortable]

This cat is comfortable.

#cat #cats #thiscatiscomfortable #catsofinstagram #catsoftumblr #caturday #cuteanimals #catstagram #tabby cat #rescue #kitty cat #cute kitty #tabbylove #thiscatischonky #thiscatishungry #why are you like this

[minecraftbookshelf]

Shovel Talk

Xornoth: "You are going to marry my brother."

Jimmy: "Yes?"

Xornoth: *sits down next to him*

Xornoth: "I have a demon in my head, did you know that?"

Jimmy: ...

Jimmy, very high-pitched: "What"

Xornoth, casually: "Yeah, I was supposed to be the champion of an evil stag god and bring about the end of the world. I decided that I would not do that and protect my baby brother instead."

Jimmy: "Oh thats-thats good."

Xornoth: "I would burn the world to protect him."

Xornoth: :)

#xornoth #solidaritygaming #flower husbands #rain rambles #empires smp #empires s1 #scott in the background #OHMIGOD #XORNOTH STOP IT #PLS #WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS #marriage of state au #mos: xornoth #mos: jimmy #mos: pantheon #mos: flower husbands #kinda #mos: rivendell siblings