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archive-of-artprompts · 6 months
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🎉SPIN THE WHEEL! Put your beloved blorbos and OCs into possible peril, at the mercy of your followers!🎉
Send in a number+character/s, and have that character drawn/written with that fate! (Tropes from tv tropes 📺)
And Show It to You - Death by removing their heart and showing it to them.
Animal Assassin - Death by use of a deadly animal (especially a venomous creature) as a murder weapon.
Attack on the Heart - Death by directly inflicting damage to the heart.
Bitter Almonds - Death by cyanide poisoning, which leaves the telltale scent of bitter almonds.
Bludgeoned to Death - Death by being beaten with a blunt object.
Boom, Headshot! - Death by firing a single bullet through their brain.
Cement Shoes - Death by being tied down with blocks of concrete and thrown into a deep body of water.
Chainsaw Good - Death by a buzzsaw or chainsaw to cut them into bits.
Chute Sabotage - Death by  damaging their parachute.
Cooked to Death - Death by baking, boiling, frying, grilling, or roasting them with kitchen equipment.
Cruel and Unusual Death - Death by gruesome torture.
Dangerously Close Shave - Death by straight razor 
Deadly Game - Death by losing a violent contest (sometimes based on a playground game.)
Deadly Remote Control Toy - Death by remote-controlled toys.
Death by Falling Over - Death by a fatal push. 
Death in the Clouds - Death by being murdered onboard an aircraft.
Death Trap - Death by an improvised weapon designed to kill anyone who triggers the mechanism and gets trapped by it.
Demanding Their Head - Death by ordered beheading, and returning the head as proof.
Drowning Pit - Death by being trapped in a room or chamber that's being slowly flooded with water.
Electrified Bathtub - Death by dropping active electronics into a bathtub filled with water.
Fed to Pigs - Death by being locked in a pen full of hungry pigs.
Fed to the Beast - Death by handing them over to a man-eating animal or monster, to be devoured alive by the hungry creature.
Flaying Alive - Death by being skinned alive
Fright Deathtrap - Death by intentionally, fatally scaring someone
Gasoline Dousing - Death by pouring flammable liquids on their body and then igniting them.
Gladiator Games - Death by being forced to engage in mortal combat as some sort of twisted spectator sport.
Gutted Like a Fish - Death by disembowelment.
Hanging Around - Death by hanging them by the neck with a rope (noose), fatal by either asphyxiation or breaking their neck vertebrae.
Head Crushing - Death by squashing their head like a watermelon.
High-Voltage Death - Death by electrocuting them.
Kill It with Fire - Death by using fire or burning heat.
Kill It with Ice - Death by using ice or freezing cold.
Kill It with Water - Death by using water.
Literally Shattered Lives - Death by being frozen and then shattered.
Machete Mayhem - Death by using a big, long blade that's not exactly a knife or a sword.
Medication Tampering - Death by tampering with their medication
Moe Greene Special - Death by shooting them through the eye.
Multiple Gunshot Death - Death by being riddled with many bullets.
Murder by Cremation - Death by shoving them into a (kitchen or crematory) oven to burn them to death.
Murder by Inaction - Death by someone refusing to save their life.
Neck Snap - Death by twisting their neck hard enough to sever their spinal cord.
Not-So-Fake Prop Weapon - Death by using a real weapon disguised as a fake imitation. 
Off with His Head! - Death by chopping off their head with a very sharp blade to cut through the neck. 
Poison Is Evil - Death by use of a highly toxic chemical substance.
Sickbed Slaying - Death while they are lying in bed from illness or injury.
Sinister Suffocation - Death by choking or strangulation.
Slain in Their Sleep - Death while they’re asleep in bed.
Slashed Throat - Death by cutting their neck open with a blade, though without going for a full-on decapitation.
Vorpal Pillow - Death by smothering them with a pillow.
Your Head A-Splode - Death by making their head burst or blow up.
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butchfalin · 6 months
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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daily-prompts · 7 months
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I need everyone’s best character advice. STAT.
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nerdpoe · 3 months
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Phantom, the newest addition to the Justice League, pulls Wonder Woman aside.
He has...a strange request.
He's nervous, flustered, fading in and out of the visible spectrum. It's clear that what he's about to ask of her is important to him, and even though she has an uncomfortable voice in the back of her head telling her this young hero is about to ask her out, she resolves to listen before she jumps to conclusions.
She's glad she did.
"Can...can you put a grave for me in Themyscira? I know it's just for women, but it's the safest place I can think of for it! I just...I don't have a grave, and Clockwork says it's starting to stunt my growth as a Ghost, and I have too many enemies on American soil, so. It's okay if you say no, though, I'll figure something out, it's fine."
Diana lets him ramble to the end, already knowing what her answer is going to be.
"We would be honored to host your grave, Phantom. Do you have any remains I can take home? Do you require a funeral service?"
Phantom looks...he looks beyond grateful. Close to tears.
"No, no remains. A symbolic grave is fine, it just. It has to have my real name on it, my mortal one." He says, looking hesitant. "Please don't reach out to my family, Wonder Woman. They don't know."
With that, he hands over a small slip of paper, torn from a notebook and clearly folded one too many times.
She takes it as though he were entrusting her with the rarest diamond in the world. She wants to, but she does not ask how they could not notice the death of someone so very bright.
Instead she nods, tucking the paper away.
Phantom will get a grand grave, one worthy of a friend to the Crown of Themyscira. She will ensure it.
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whatthehellami · 6 months
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writing-with-sophia · 9 months
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Poison list
While it's important to approach writing with creativity and imagination, it's crucial to prioritize responsible and ethical storytelling. That being said, if you're looking for information on poisons for the purpose of writing fiction, it's essential to handle the subject matter with care and accuracy. Here is a list of some common poisons that you can use in your stories:
Hemlock: Hemlock is a highly poisonous plant that has been used as a poison in various works of literature. It can cause paralysis and respiratory failure.
Arsenic: Arsenic is a toxic element that has been historically used as a poison. It can be lethal in high doses and can cause symptoms such as vomiting, abdominal pain, and organ failure.
Cyanide: Cyanide is a fast-acting poison that affects the body's ability to use oxygen. It can cause rapid loss of consciousness and cardiac arrest.
Nightshade: Nightshade plants, such as Belladonna or Deadly Nightshade, contain toxic compounds that can cause hallucinations, respiratory distress, blurred vision, dizziness, an increased heart rate, and even death when ingested.
Ricin: Ricin is a potent poison derived from the castor bean plant. It can cause organ failure and has been used as a plot device in various fictional works.
Strychnine: Strychnine is a highly toxic alkaloid that affects the nervous system, leading to muscle spasms, convulsions, and respiratory failure.
Snake Venom: Various snake venoms can be used in fiction as deadly poisons. Different snake species have different types of venom, each with its own effects on the body.
Digitalis: Digitalis, derived from the foxglove plant, contains cardiac glycosides. It has been historically used to treat heart conditions, but in high doses, it can be toxic. Overdosing on digitalis can cause irregular heart rhythms, nausea, vomiting, and visual disturbances.
Lead: Lead poisoning, often resulting from the ingestion or inhalation of lead-based substances, has been a concern throughout history. Lead is a heavy metal that can affect the nervous system, leading to symptoms such as abdominal pain, cognitive impairment, anemia, and developmental issues, particularly in children.
Mercury: Mercury is a toxic heavy metal that has been used in various forms throughout history. Ingesting or inhaling mercury vapors can lead to mercury poisoning, causing symptoms like neurological impairment, kidney damage, respiratory issues, and gastrointestinal problems.
Aconite: Also known as Wolfsbane or Monkshood, aconite is a highly toxic plant. Its roots and leaves contain aconitine alkaloids, which can affect the heart and nervous system. Ingesting aconite can lead to symptoms like numbness, tingling, paralysis, cardiac arrhythmias, and respiratory failure.
Thallium: Thallium is a toxic heavy metal that can cause severe poisoning. It has been used as a poison due to its tastelessness and ability to mimic other substances. Thallium poisoning can lead to symptoms like hair loss, neurological issues, gastrointestinal disturbances, and damage to the kidneys and liver.
When incorporating poisons into your writing, it is essential to research and accurately portray the effects and symptoms associated with them. Additionally, be mindful of the potential impact your writing may have on readers and the importance of providing appropriate context and warnings if necessary.
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niki-0907 · 20 days
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What to use instead of 'said'
Normally:
• added • replied • answered • stated • announced • questioned • asked • mentioned • remarked
Loudly:
• cheered • shouted • yelled • demanded • barked • blurted • growled • scolded •snorted
Softly:
• muttered • murmured • mumbled • uttered • stuttered • hissed • moaned • mouthed
Emotionally:
• begged • cried • confessed • complained • promised • pleaded
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dahliasolisrose · 8 months
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Veritable Rainstorm (5 words prompt)
 root, scandalous, jazzy, banana, pull
I paused with a bottle of root beer halfway to my lips when she walked into the bar. The jazzy music stopped, probably in transition to a new song, but it seemed for a moment as though the world stood still as she surveyed the room. She was wearing a banana yellow dress, immediately making her stand out against the dark background of the dingy bar. She looked like she didn’t belong there, yet she walked in like she owned the place.
I turned away, not wanting to stare, and finished my sip of root beer. I couldn’t help the way my eyes strayed to her though, that dress a bright beacon through the eight o’clock gloom.
She seated herself in the barstool next to mine and ordered a martini. We got to talking, I complimented her dress. She laughed, a sound like rain pattering softly on a window pane. Her eyes were warm and brown. 
We talked for a few drinks more. I ordered something stronger than root beer, and soon there was a pleasant softness to my consciousness. 
The jazz band was playing a solemn tune, slow, in a minor key. I made a comment about the terrible atmosphere, trying for humor, mostly just to hear the sound of her giggles again. Instead of laughing though, she got this twinkle in her eye. 
She stood without a word, a small smile playing on her lips, and when she returned the band struck up a lively tune. I had half a mind to ask her if she’d requested it herself, but that thought left my mind we she said those three words.
“Dance with me?” 
I laughed a little, self conscious. There wasn’t a dance floor, and the room was small. The three other patrons besides ourselves were nursing their drinks in silence, their somber expressions now at odds with the fast rhythm the bassist was plucking out. But there was something about the curl of her lips; mischievous but warm, playful but genuine. And I knew in that moment I would do anything for that smile. 
So up I stood, and we danced. 
She took me by the hand and we twirled around tables, laughed our way across the floor, and it only took me moments to forget the other patrons, forget the dingy bar. 
It was only us.
It was only her.
And her warm eyes, and her laughter like rain, and her smile like the sun that shines through the rain, making a rainbow for just the two of us. 
I got so lost in it, the push and pull of the dance, that I almost didn’t notice the sweat on my brow, or how her dress flipped up when she spun in a way that was almost scandalous. I almost didn’t notice. 
The music finally ended, and we collided in the middle of the room, her face so close I could feel her breath on my cheek. She dissolved into giggles again, a veritable rainstorm. And I could feel the stares of the others in the bar, but for once in my life I didn’t care. 
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50 WORDS TO USE INSTEAD OF “SAID”
Do you ever find yourself over-using the word “said” in your writing? Try using these words/phrases instead:
stated
commented
declared
spoke
responded
voiced
noted
uttered
iterated
explained
remarked
acknowledged
mentioned
announced
shouted
expressed
articulated
exclaimed
proclaimed
whispered
babbled
observed
deadpanned
joked
hinted
informed
coaxed
offered
cried
affirmed
vocalized
laughed
ordered
suggested
admitted
verbalized
indicated
confirmed
apologized
muttered
proposed
chatted
lied
rambled
talked
pointed out
blurted out
chimed in
brought up
wondered aloud
(NOTE: Keep in mind that all of these words have slightly different meanings and are associated with different emotions/scenarios.)
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aeide-thea · 1 year
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on principle opposed to describing art i dislike as 'masturbatory' because even though it's an alluringly contemptuous word to sneer it's impossible to reconcile with my pro-masturbation stance
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Love Languages
Words of Affirmation
Showing the partner their love and admiration through words.
"You are so special to me."
"We are so lucky to have you."
"Did I tell you I love you today already?"
"You always know how to make me laugh."
"I just want you to know how proud I am of you."
"Wow! You look amazing!"
"I appreciate you so much."
"You are being so good to me."
"I'm so impressed with you."
"Thank you for everything you do for me."
"You make me so happy."
"I'm so lucky to have you."
"You are doing such a good job at this."
"No one makes me as happy as you do."
"I trust you with all of my heart."
"You are literally the best."
"I really enjoy spending time with you."
"Thank you for always listening to me."
"I really value your opinion."
"You have so much talent."
"I'm so happy to have you by my side."
"You're the kindest person I know."
"That was so thoughtful of you, I appreciate it."
More: 100 Compliments
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archive-of-artprompts · 2 months
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🌌To Infinity! Send in a number + character to have them drawn/written with that space trope!🌌
(Tropes from tv tropes 📺)
Accidental Astronaut - A character either accidentally launches the spacecraft they are in or they became an unwilling "astronaut" by stowing away on the spacecraft.
Artificial Gravity - Spaceships and space stations with artificial gravity systems.
Asteroid Thicket - An area in space with a lot of dangerous asteroids.
Batman Can Breathe in Space - Characters who can breathe in space.
Born Under the Sail - A whole culture of sailors/skyship drivers/spaceship drivers.
Burial in Space - Someone dies in space and has a funeral ritual.
Came from the Sky - Something huge falls out of the sky and lands on Earth.
Colony Ship - A spaceship with a whole colony on it.
Cool Starship - A cool, unusual spaceship.
Cosmic Motifs - Space used as a motif.
Cult Colony - A religious cult living in a colony in space.
Cyborg Helmsman - Cybernetically-augmented spaceship pilots.
Escape Pod - Like a lifeboat but for a spaceship.
Fishbowl Helmet - The usual accompaniment to a Latex Space Suit.
FTL Travel Sickness - Traveling faster than light can do bad things to people who aren't properly protected.
Flying Saucer - A spaceship shaped like a saucer.
Galactic Conqueror - A villain who wants to conquer or destroy the whole universe.
Genetic Adaptation - Outsiders adapt to a hostile environment (such as that on other planets) by genetically modifying themselves.
Interplanetary Voyage- A story that focuses on the difficulties of a space voyage.
Latex Space Suit - A very tight spacesuit.
Life in Zero G - Lifeforms that have evolved to live in the gravityless void.
Lost Colony - A human colony in space that's lost contact with Earth.
Space Amish - Space travelers who use more primitive technology.
Space Battle - Fighting in space.
Space Cadet Academy - Where you learn to be a space cadet.
Space Clothes - People wear wacky clothes in space.
Space Clouds - Nebulae that seem like clouds.
Space Elves - Elvish, smug, possibly superior aliens.
Space Isolation Horror - Horror derived from the emptiness and loneliness of space.
Space Madness - Being in space makes you insane.
Space Marine - Troops in spaceships that are sort of like marines.
Space Mask - Face or head protection that's somehow a substitute for a full space suit.
Space Master - Characters who have the ability to control the fabric of space and spatial dimensions.
Space Pirates- Pirates in space.
Space Romans - An alien culture that resembles a historical Earth culture.
Space Whale - Creatures in space that resemble whales.
Transhumans in Space - Humans in space who have been augmented.
Wizards from Outer Space - Fantasy stuff happens in space.
Zero-G Spot - Sex in space.
Zodiac Motifs - Constellations that are used as a motif.
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boiled-bronze · 1 month
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Day 27. The (I think) universal experience
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nerdpoe · 5 months
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Lucius Fox is in the drive thru for some coffee, and like. He's just. He's had a time, okay?
He's stuck on some equations in regard to the amount of torsion a joint would go through if it's half in his dimension and half in another, and it's driving him up a wall.
He's been up for like forty-eight hours, he's tired, he's thirsty, he just wants a coffee, and also how to solve this dilemma.
He doesn't expect the barista in the drive-thru he's ranting about the engineering issues to actually provide decent feedback, and give him a few alternatives.
So he rushes to the pick-up window, not even caring to order, to look at this godsend of a barista.
It's a scrawny kid with black hair and blue eyes, looking startled. Boy can't be more than eighteen.
He asks what college the kid is going to, or plans to go to.
To his absolute horror, the kid-Danny, according to the nametag-says he can't afford college. That he'd had a stint in highschool where he just hadn't been able to focus, and his parents had spent every penny they had on their own inventions.
So that was why he was a barista; because if he worked there for four years, they would offer tuition assistance.
Which.
No. No no no no no.
Lucius pulls around to march into the store, Bruce Motherfucking Wayne already blearily on his phone.
He is getting this kid, and any friend of his, into college.
If Bruce won't foot the bill, he will.
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DC x DP Prompt
Some way, somehow (up to you), Dan, Danny, and Dani all end up living with Vlad.
Vlad is ecstatic. The three D's aren't, but it's not like they have a choice.
To push things forward, they end up begrudgingly going to a Wayne Gala with him, and like most gala kids, they were subjected to forceful, nosy, uncomfortable, and unnecessary questions from adults they don't like, and they know, don't really care.
One of the few obvious questions would be, 'How old are you?'.
Dan, despite being in a clone body of Danny, grows just a bit faster and taller than him and refuses to be the same age as that twerp. So he says that he's one year older than Danny.
Danny, who is absolutely pissed that his clone body is growing faster than him and also refuses to be the same age as that asshole, uses his actual age.
Dani, on the other hand, is having some internal struggles about being a clone and how her body and mind were basically forced to become more mature than she actually is. How she desperately wishes to be a child but will never have the opportunity to be. Or how she wants to be her own person but doesn't know how, and is simply borrowing from everyone around her.
She gets the dreaded question, 'How old are you?'. She doesn't want to be too close to Dan or Danny and 'copy' them. But she doesn't want to be too far off from them because she's really not much smaller than Danny, and also finds comfort in being close to them even if she is just 'copying' them. So she says she's a year younger than Danny.
The Gala goes on, yada yada yada. Then they go home.
A few weeks later, one of the D's (I'm thinking Dan) finds an online article about the Masters family and begins laughing their ass off.
Apparently, Irish twins were one thing. But Irish triplets? That had the general public and social elite in an uproar for weeks to come.
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thevoidstaredback · 1 month
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Enough Caffeine to Kill an Elephant
Listen. It was an accident. He didn't mean to! It just kinda happened.
So maybe he brought a drink with enough caffeine in it to kill an elephant within a few minutes, and maybe he forgot to put the sleeve on his cup so he could tell it apart from the others, but it's not his fault! He didn't think anyone else was going to have the exact same Yeti cup as him! It's not like he'd seen any of the others carry one before. Besides, he worked with superheros. They should be smart enough to check before drinking someone else's drink.
Danny had been summoned by the Justice League Dark a few years back in order to help with a world ending crisis and he just didn't leave. It's not like he could go anywhere anyway. His ghost half hadn't grown past fourteen and his human half had stopped visibly aging at eighteen. He'd had to leave town as Danny Fenton, but he'd stayed in Amity Park as Danny Phantom. When his parents died of old age, thank god, he'd closed down the portal, stuck around for a few more years, before traveling the world as Danny Fenton.
Anyway, he'd taken up residence in the House of Mysteries after the JLD had summoned him. Constantine, at first, had been wary, but he and the rest of the JLD had grown to accept him. He was an honorary member of the team.
At some point, just after Robin had become Red Robin, Danny had been introduced to the Justice League. He liked those guys, too, and worked with them sometimes. Though, he usually only went to bug them.
Red Robin had been very interested in the fact that his was fourteen and working with grown heros, like he was one to talk, but Danny hadn't explained anything other than saying that he had died and come back. The following conversation was an interesting one that lead to Danny knowing that Nightwing was the Batman he'd met and that Batman was lost somewhere. He'd confirmed that the man was not dead, but he hadn't offered to help look for him. He probably should have, in retrospect.
Back on topic! Everyone in the JLD knew not to touch Danny's drink. They'd all seen him make it before and had been horrified on varying degrees. It's not like it could kill him. He's already half dead! So long as he only drank this specific brew as Phantom, he'd be fine.
The Justice League, apparently, didn't get the memo. He blames Constantine because Zatanna and Raven can do no wrong. No, John, he's not biased.
The point is, Red Robin just had a sip of Danny's drink. The horror he now felt was akin to the fear he held when he'd told his parents he was Phantom. (An interaction that had gone very well, thank you very much.)
Danny knew the exact moment that the vigilante realized he grabbed the wrong drink. His eyes widened to an astonishing degree, and, if he'd been able to seen his eyes behind the mask, Danny knew that the man's pupils would've completely overtaken the irises. His hands started shaking, too. Oh, no. The man's already addicted to hellish amounts of coffee. This is only going to make it worse!
Quickly, and without drawing any attention, thank the Ancients, Danny rushed over. "You, um, you okay, man?" Obviously not, but he tends to talk when he's anxious and he was certainly anxious right now. He could've possibly just killed a man via poison!
"What the fuck is in this coffee?" Red Robin asked, going to take another sip.
Danny pulled the Yeti from his hand and gave him the proper one. "Enough caffeine to kill an elephant."
"Obviously not, seeing as I'm still alive."
"Yeah, I can't tell if that's a good thing or not."
"Excuse me?"
"I-I mean-! I didn't-! You know what I mean." Caffeine is poisonous in excess, and his drink was way beyond excess, but it's the only thing that works for him as a ghost! Superpowered metabolism and all that.
"Do I?" The laugh in his voice answered for him. He took a sip from his drink and frowned at it. "I don't think any coffee will ever be enough again."
"And that's my cue to get my drink very far away from you." Danny turned, fully intent on moving to the other side of the room. Besides, the meeting was going to start as soon as the Flash and Kid Flash arrived, which would be soon. Something about one of their Rouges getting out?
"What?" Red Robin asked, "Why?" If he was a little desperate to get another sip of that coffee, he'd rather not acknowledge it.
"Because you don't need anymore lethal coffee," he muttered, "The sip you took will already keep you awake for three days at least, and it probably jump started an addiction. Best to stop it now. Besides, I need to go have my crisis on how the hell you're still alive after even a sip of this stuff."
"Again, rude." The bird themed vigilante crossed his arms as best he could while holding his cup. "If it's so dangerous, why do you drink it?"
Danny took a deliberate sip as he locked eyes with the technically younger man. "I'm dead. I don't need to worry about my heart stopping or having a seizure."
"Excuses."
"No, it's not 'excuses'. I'm saving your life."
"You're a kid. If I can't have that coffee, then you shouldn't be having it."
"First, I'm older than you. Second, I already told you: I'm dead. This isn't going to hurt me. Third, you can't tell me what to do."
"There's no way you're older than me. You're like, ten."
"I'm thirty-eight!" He balked, "I only look fourteen because I died when I was fourteen. We've been over this."
Neither noticed the entire Justice League looking at them. The two they were waiting on had arrived a few minutes ago and everyone was ready to start the meeting, but they'd been distracted by the two's conversation. Was that true? Had Phantom really died so young? They'd all been made aware he was not living, but they didn't think he'd died so young! Though, that was probably the denial speaking.
The Justice League Dark had been fully aware of this and didn't really bat an eye. Though, someone should probably get this meeting started. A potentially world ending threat was the topic, and that was a pretty important thing to discuss.
Captain Marvel was the first to pull himself together, though that was only after Atlas and Zeus had mentally slapped him out of his stupur. "As, ah, riveting as this conversation is," he stepped between the two boys- er, boy and man? "we really need to start this meeting."
Batman did not clear his throat because he'd not lost his voice in the first place. "He's right. Everyone take your seats."
Part 2
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