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These are sketches from my art Instagram account and I wasn’t going to post them here but then I figured that: “hey, I haven’t posted any original content in a while.” So here we are. Have some cute gay boys aka the mad wolves

#my art #original characters #ch: malachi #ch: Renier #mad dog chronicles #dungeon doodles #pen sketches #gay boys

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This hedgehog got stuck in a slice of bread

#reblogged #look at him #look at him try #hes doing his best

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Be Inspired.

source

#reblogged #inspirational #ashajfjf thank u

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"Why do you hate the shape of breasts in plate armor so much?"

Since people often ask “Alright, well this is fantasy!  Why can’t we have boob shapes in plate armor?!“  I decided to make a post about it.  My frustration has nothing to do with historical inaccuracy and I’m all for imagination and freedom– but I’d like to (very quickly) illustrate this for you:

I purposely over-emphasized the shape of the two spheres in the armor so you can really think about this. 

Look at the shape of the blue cups and the green line, think about the form of that on some beautiful ornate plate armor.  A female warrior is charging into battle.  In the midst of this, she trips!  Or is pushed over, or takes a blow to the chest!  So long as the force is on the front of her torso it really doesn’t matter for the conclusion:

She feels a sharp pain in her chest and hears the cracking of bone!  Oh no, what’s gone wrong?  Well she doesn’t have time to think about that, because she is now dead.

Her sternum just fractured, take another look at that green line, that’s where all of the pressure from any front impact is going to go because of the shape of the two blue cups made for her breasts.  The rest of the armor slides around your body, but because of the two cups for breasts that are often made in fantasy female armors, the pressure point is directly on the sternum.  The breasts are not going to stop the force of you falling onto them, and because of that the metal is going to push in and bash you in the sternum.

What does a fractured sternum do?  Why it goes right into your heart and lungs of course.

(that was the sound of all of my followers inhaling a sharp breath between closed teeth at once)

Here are three great solutions to the problem:

GREAT EXAMPLE OF FANTASY TORSO ARMOR THAT IS FEMININE BUT FUNCTIONAL:

It is usually possible to bind the breasts when fighting if they really are far too large to fit into regular looking armor (there’s padding anyway), but most women can actually fit into a similarly sized male counterpart’s armor quite easily.  Even if that’s the case, the armor can be made to have a curve to it without putting all of the pressure in one area, which was actually a style of armor for quite some time as shown here:

And don’t even get me started on the dreaded “Cleavage Window”

The “Cleavage Window” defeats the purpose of having any armor on your torso because it means you’re just going to be leaving open the vital organs the rest of the armor is trying to protect.

If people are going to protect themselves and not have much torso protection, invest in some blocking lessons, because the best defense is to not get hit at all.  There are also advantages to not having plate armor, and plate armor was often really expensive anyway.

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supaslim replied to your post: “Why do you hate the shape of breasts in plate armor so much?”

I’d also like to add that boob bulges direct blows straight to the sternum as well, rather than making them glance to either side. Good post.

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BEFORE DINNER LMAO YOU SAW HOW FAST I FLED THE ROOM 

this is this blog owners sister

I am highjacking this post

e w e

cant stop

wont stop

#trolling my sister #this will not be the last time #im a pest

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did some couples shit for mad dog

note: art is old, thus signature is old

#my art #dungeon doodles #Dungeons and Dragons #ch: malachi #ch: sepharai #mad dog chronicles #misadventures of mad dog and god slayer #some ocs are mine #some arent

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The shitty subtitle caption thing was totally necessary.

Also, the last party member that I haven’t drawn until now - the wizard high elf, Aislynn. She’s a gold digger with no shame. And terrible aim.

#my art #Dungeons and Dragons #dungeon doodles #mad dog chronicles #cinematic scenes #ch: malachi #ch: aislynn #aboleth

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okay but imagine starscream picking up some rlly cute or domestic hobby to have as a safe outlet for his negative emotions

#reblogged #transformers #Starscream #I giggled

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I like, normally never, ever draw fanart but this fandom has me changing my ways u w u

#my art #ma: transformers #knockout #fanart #transformers prime #tfp

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So, I told my girlfriend, who is new to Transformers, to make MegaStar on Sims 4. We gave Megatron the jealous trait and this morning she told me that Megatron, after getting home from work, was tense because he didn't know what Starscream was doing. iM CRYING ID BE TENSE TOO IF MY SO WAS STARSCREAM AND WANTED TO KILL ME

We also made their son, Mission, from the fanfiction 'Mission' by Spoon888 on AO3. If you haven't read it yet, please do!

#not art #shitposting away! #transformers #transformers prime #transformers g1 #MegaStar #megascream #starscream #megatron #otp #I ship it #Mission by Spoon888 #spoon888 #archive of our own #ao3 #fanfic recommendation #megatron x starscream #sims 4

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*hops in bandwagon*

#my art #i'm transformers trash #transformers prime #tfp #tfp ratchet #ratchet #autobots #fan art #ma: transformers

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When your crew is trying to make you realize you have a crush on the enemy but you live in denial

#reblogged #not my art #transformers #Transformers Prime #iM CRYING

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Darkest Hour

#reblogged #not my art #transformers #Transformers Prime #I'm transformers trash

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This is like... the first of many art dumps for this particular Dungeons and Dragons campaign. Manon, the white wolf, was hard to draw and Lacy is still my favorite character to draw. I threw in some Silvyr and Xavier because I’ve yet to draw them. 

Manon belongs to @heathenminded Xavier belongs to my girlfriend Lacy belongs to @flyfreeskyline Owlicious and Silvyr belong to their respective owners 

#my art #Dungeons and Dragons #dungeon doodles #mad dog chronicles #ch: lacy #ch: malachi #ch: manon #ch: owlicious #ch: xavier #ch: silvyr

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i did all of this just for two lines in a five minute song

#not my art #reblogged #voltron #shiro/keith

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“WHY DID YOU ABANDON US MOTHER?”

#reblogged #not my art