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digoload · 5 months
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19-year-old girldad learning to braid hair
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kalak-2 · 8 months
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Join the lukesguywalker fanclub
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nattikay · 11 months
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“hey Dad, watch this!!”
@be-the-glenn-to-my-maggie hope u don’t mind that I animated your post because you are SO right 😭
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percheduphere · 6 months
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The most UNBELIEVABLE thing in the whole show is that THIS guy owns THIS house with TWO boys selling JETSKIS in 2022.
His wife was the breadwinner. Had to have been. They're getting by on what's left of her life insurance policy. Poor dude was desperately doing sales pitches to Loki and B-15. He's a much better analyst than salesman. Let him punch-in at the TVA, then punch-out to take care of his kids! Let Sylvie forge his taxes. She works st McDonalds. She knows what a W2 is! Let Casey and Loki use the TemPads and timeslipping to steal him cash. Maybe B-15 can provide free pediatric care and OB can tutor his kids in math. The man needs all the help he can get!
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saturnxlust · 2 months
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ミ★𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 ☆彡
Johnnie Guilbert x Reader
Hey guys 😋
Erm so I haven't seen any new john is fanfics so, here 😘😘
Johnnie was known to have his girlfriend around with him, everywhere he went she seemed attached to his hip. He loved it though, truly, her clinginess kept his ego high. But her fake insults kept him humble(😃)
So it was no surprise that she was in most videos, even being the camera person often times. Here they were walking to a store, he didnt usually look at comments but he noticed more and more mentioning you, he was sifting through comments and came across one he found interesting.
“Reader is always with johnnie!”
“johnnie with his girlfriend lives rent free in my head”
He scoffed and showed reader, exclaiming “My guess is they like you more then me” he teased rolling his eyes and scoffing.
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siriuslygay1981 · 4 months
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James who has never seen a mistletoe before - You know what they say... we have to kiss under the mistletoe now little black
Regulus- .....Potter, that's a lettuce leaf
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mmyashas · 3 months
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carre after being told theyre siblings after trying to set up pepito w pomme: 😦 THEYRE SIBLINGS???????
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xhaoticprince · 3 months
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"Hades is evil"
But then it's revealed that Hades is actually just a 💕💅 girly pop 🎀🩷 who really doesn't want to have to face Kronos.
This was the face of a man who just wanted to go to therapy and avoid the family drama
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luminiciant · 5 months
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bro is cooking ?!?
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onstoryladders · 9 months
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it makes me so sad when people say they don't get why someone like pisaeng would like kawi
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hows-my-handwriting · 4 months
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Imagine the “guys, this orange” meme but Miles is trying to describe how big the orange is, and Gwen and Hobie are just sitting there patiently.
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hi-intrepid-heroes · 1 year
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never change murph
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likesdoodling · 9 months
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Protecting the child-
Ferdinand has many skills, and probably the biggest one would be danger detection when it comes to a certain book obsessed gremlin.
This idea has been stuck in my head for the last week, I just didn't get around to drawing it.
Anyhow,
More bookworm stuff folks!
Drawing this gave me inspiration, so hopefully I'll have gotten around to doing the other ones by the end of next week,
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saturnxlust · 2 months
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Nsfw alphabet with Arthur Morgan
A = Aftercare (what theyre like after sex)
Honestly he’d be a gentleman, i feel like hed take good care of you like running a bath and getting you water.
B = Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partners)
Yours: he likes your hips and thighs, he likes feeling your skin under his fingers and watch as your skin dips and curves
His: honestly this man is very insecure, you can see that when hes talking to himself in the mirror, but his favorite body part of his would be his hands. He likes how he can get you off from them so easily.
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum, basically)
I think he would be a family guys so he would probably like to cum inside, if your jot ready for kids he’d perfer to cum on your ass or stomach.
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He likes watching you do domestic chores, watching you wash dishes turns him on immediately.
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
Hes probably gotten around some, hes a handsome guy (even if he doesnt think so) and i imagine that girls would like to but few have.
F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying)
Mating press or reverse cowgirl, he likes watching you bounce but when hes aggravated he would rather fold you and press you into the mattress.
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? etc.)
Hes serious but he’ll probably crack some jokes, but for the most part serious.
H = Hair (How well-groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Listen, its the 1800s this man is not shaving, he trims every now and again but he’d probably let it griw
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment? The romantic aspect.)
Hes imtimate a lot, all lot of the time he takes it slow and appreciates the moment but like i said before if he had a rough day or if its later in the story and dutch or micah is giving him a hard time hes more likely to be rough but still passionate.
J = Jack off (Masturbation Headcanon)
Hes a older man so he probably doesnt do it offen, i imagine he perfers to have you instead of his hand, but if he needs too he probably would.
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
Breeding kink definitely, i feel like he has a slight dominance kink too
L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)
Whereever his room set up is, whether is the cabin in the mountains, his tent, his room in the old mansion, his little “tent” or whatever
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
A lot, hes a man, it doesnt take a lot, if you have the slightest skin showing and you make it obvious hes hard immediately.
N = No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Hurting you, or having you be fully clothed and him naked, like I mentioned hes insecure so he’d much rather both be naked or only you be naked
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Yes to both, immediately to both, when and where to both, hed eat you like a starved man and he’d be so sweet if you sucked him off
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
Like ive said before it depends, if hes mad rough, if hes not the. Slow and sensual
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Hes okay with them considering how busy he is but perfers taking awhile
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.)
No not really
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)
Hes old and his sickness can prevent him from going for too long but he could go at least 2-3 rounds
T = Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
No its the 1800s babe there are no toys
U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)
He loves teasing, he could tease you for hours considering how patient he is
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
He could be pretty loud but its mostly low grunting, he likes it when your loud though
W = Wild Card (A random headcanon for the character)
He could probably be down to have a threesome with john, maybe.
X = X-ray (Let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
Tbh hes probably not that big, maybe 5-6 inches, its average length
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
Pretty high, hes probably pent up from how long he went without having someone, the last girl being mary
Z = Zzz (How quickly they fall asleep afterward)
He falls asleep with you after you bathe together
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sethy-sloth · 1 year
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Was playing Artificer and I stumbled upon this white lizard trying to be a disco ball.
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amboyness · 11 months
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it’s lonely at the top
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