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I mean, I guess I'd rather the bear chase the man?

#sorry my dude #we all gotta look out for number 1 #man or bear #meme humor #lol

[bameme]

You keep rolling up on a crosswalk I'm in and I will only walk slower. Now we're both creeping along, hashtag twinsies.

#car culture #it never fails the nicer the car the more likely they are to drive like a dick #pedestrian #walkable cities #cycling #cyclist

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Now that I think about it the glorification of method acting never made sense. Like your whole job is pretending, couldn't you just pretend you wore stinky underwear for a month and sent dead animals to your costars?

#actor #acting #jared leto #lol #memes #meme humor

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#cooking #colour theory #lol #jello #memes #bong water

[bameme]

Me: *eats shit on my bike* "boy am I glad nobody I know saw that."

Also me: *texting everyone I know* "Guess who ate shit on their bike lmao"

#creates post to commemorate eating shit on my bike #ow my knee #cycling humour #cycling #lol #meme humor #memes

[bameme]

"If the person you were at age ten met you now, would they be proud?" 10-year-old me would be asking why the park is full of tents and the grocery store has security gates.

#anti capitalism #homeless #socialism #personal growth #shoplifting

[bameme]

Had a Daughtry song stuck in my head and was gonna post about how they suck but realized I've only listened to two, maybe three songs. So wish me luck I'm gonna go listen to some more Daughtry.

#daughtry #music #rock #lol

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I begin each day by googling "WORLDS FUNNIEST CAR CRASHES". I save the third result and caption it IF BUILD BACK BETTER WAS A CAR and am shared by 10,000 least-favourite uncles.

#content creation #facebook #meme humor #memes #lol

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Looking at the locations of clothes in my room people would be forgiven for thinking I come home everyday and literally explode

#like wtf #meme humor #lol #adhd problems #messy bedroom

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#edmund dulac #lol #meme humor #memes #adhd paralysis #adhd #adhd problems

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How I feel as a cis woman at the prospect of sharing a washroom or changing room with trans women:

#there's worse shit on the local news #i think you should leave #itysl #trans rights #meme humor #lol #memes #feminism

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#mjf #pro wrestling #meme humor #memes #writing #writerscommunity #writer stuff #writers on tumblr #lol #comics #Donna Barstow

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Losers out there saying I should be "pRoUd oF mY wHiTe hERiTaGe" yeah no I've made my people's cuisine and I am descended from fucking criminals.

#i hate it so much #meme humor #memes

[bameme]

"Burger King can apologize all they want for removing me after I carved slurs into the fountain drink machine, my one-star review STANDS."

#jk rowling #trans rights #transgender #trans rights are human rights #lol #meme humor #memes

[bameme]

It's gonna take a while because they need to find a priest proficient in COBOL.

#nasa #voyager 1 #cosmic horror #science fiction #lol #meme humor #memes #outer space #space exploration