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I’m going to unlearn shame *bursts into tears and beats my head against a brick wall*

#lol yeah #text post

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my weirdest hobby is re-creating memes in html so i have a crisp, HQ version of them to use and edit whenever i need

#meme restoration #preservation #archiving #memes

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#it is what it is #tragedy #tragic heroine #art meme

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Not queer as in "queer is not a slur" but queer as in "I do not give a fuck if its a slur, you don't get to censor my identity regardless". Queer as in "I HOPE my identity upsets you". Queer as in "my identity is not only a slur but a threat"

#queer

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#boston #tho it could be just about any new england city

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#never #and it's because they stink #cigarettes smell bad #and even if they weren't fucking awful for your health #i still wouldn't smoke because of the stench #cigarettes #polls #smoking

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burn out

#saving this for the future #burn out #burnt out #so fucking tired

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#i am looking disrespectfully #where do you even find a shirt like that #at sluts r us maybe? #black veil brides #andy black

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#economic crisis #it's gonna be may #instant noodles #food

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Babe wake up they are at it again

#ffs #embarrassing #how did they not even use the bread emoji for valjean #les miserables #twitter #emojis

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physically im not here but mentally yeah im not here either 

#lol yeah #text post

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do you want to see the best trail cam photo ever

#bears #animals #like uncle iroh in that hot spring

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the humble apostrophe

#cats #sus #apostrophe

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I went to the library to borrow some DVDs we're planning to watch, but when I handed the librarian my card, it took me a solid 15 seconds to register that I handed her my fucking weed card.

Me, fumbling to swap it out: "OH MY GOD, I AM SO SORRY, I was on total autopilot!!"

The librarian: "It's all good, I just assumed it was a flex."

#whoopsie daisy #story time #library card

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what the hell are we doing folks

#oh no #phrenology #racism #racist

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thinking more about authorial insecurity in fiction... it truly is frustrating to me when an author is clearly ashamed of their own premises, or is preemptively responding to imagined criticism. this is where you get a lot of unfunny humor about how stupid genre conventions are and how Unrealistic fantastical/speculative elements are. like ultimately the reason that authors undercut and overexplain their own works is because they're insecure about audience reaction and want to get ahead of the haters by proclaiming that they're Not Cringe. this will not work because I, the ultimate hater, will eventually find them and make one million posts about how much I despise irony poisoning

#fiction #media #commit to the bit

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thinking about creatures.

#a very long creachur #animals