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If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

#reblogs

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hey man

hey.

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Thinking about this because he’d get so sincerely heated over them

i love the pjo books because they raised me

that being said.

HENRY WINTER WOULD HATE THEM SO MUCH ITS SO FUNNY I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT THOSE WOULD ANNOY THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF HIM.

#Percy Jackson #the secret history #tsh #pjo

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I just finished it so this hits so hard right now.  Today was horrific, and at the end? I finished one of the most fascinatingly mindfucked books i’ve ever encountered. as if I didn’t have a weird sense of mourning before? this only managed to make it less tolerable.   also.. i need other people's opinions about the ending bc I felt.. neutral on it. 

Sitting here eating twenty slices of American cheese thinking about the ending of TSH for the 12th hour in a row

#the secret history #tsh #i also annotated my copy #im giving it to my qpp

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I hate to say it but I’m officially closing requests for Inside Job, I’ve just lost interest and don’t have motivation to write it much anymore, I know a lot of y’all followed me for it, so I do kinda consider it the end of an era and I apologize to anyone who still solely follows me for it.

#inside job #inside job headcanons #inside job x reader

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Hi! I was wondering if I could get hunter x male reader who's got autism? If not, hunter x male reader where they're enemies but they get caught in a trap and the only way to get out safely is to dance in a specific way. (I've been listening to Underground by Cody fry on repeat and it's what gave me the idea 😅)

Yeah of course!

Hunter x Male! Autistic Reader

(I wrote this with a reader in mind but didn’t really fixate on gendered terms so this can be read as a GN Reader too)

(I also love Cody Fry dude, if you haven’t heard his other songs you should listen I’m sure you’d love them. Some of them are covers but honestly I think he outdoes himself with most of his music)

- not to push my agenda on here, but hunter’s also most likely on the spectrum, he just didn’t get the advantage of growing up in a place where diagnosis was an option. so when you first tell him about it prepare for lots of questions. it isn’t to overwhelm you (but if it does he will totally back off and give you some space) he’s just trying to make sure he knows everything he can. 

- asks around (specifically luz as she has her own experience with diagnosis) and finds a few books on it, though he’s especially excited to learn from you (especially if this means that he can help you cope with any symptoms better) 

- when he finds out about any interests of yours, he’s so beyond happy to see you excited about something, he wants to hear all about it, all your favorite facts, what first got you into it. (if this is also overwhelming he’ll opt to infodump about his interests instead)  - definitely gets you tiny gifts related to your interests or hyperfixations, (or will make them depending on if it’s a common interest or not) though as much as he loves to see your reactions to them, he’ll occasionally leave them in your room just so you can react without worrying about masking. (he stresses out quite a bit himself when gifted something and having to immediately react in front of others)  - similar to how he made his costume from cosmic frontier, if you want a halloween costume related to your interest this boy will put everything he has into making it for you. anything to see your joy.  - that being said if anyone were to ever make fun of your excitement for these interests, they’ll have an angry hunter to deal with 

- if you get overstimulated? he’s the best at finding hiding places. big closets, quiet gardens, places only the two of you frequent? his absolute favorite. he’ll hold you if you’re not uncomfortable with it, and if not he’ll sit beside offering verbal comfort (to his best capability)  “it’s alright, I promise, i’m right here.” 

- doesn’t realize it but he tends to mimic your stims, so if you don’t point this out to him someone in the group probably will. it’s both a case of mirroring and finding out stim’s he also likes. though has some of his own as well (chewing on things he’s holding, clapping, hand flaps) flapjack and him tend to flap together though. 

- he did pick up a stim where he sang the burger king whopper song because he heard it in commercials too many times. 

- if you have any sensory issues with food, he’ll be sure to advocate for them the best he can, whether this means helping you make safe foods or just reminding anyone making the food of these struggles. very “excuse me, they asked for no pickles” energy. 

#the owl house #toh #the owl house headcanons #the owl house x reader #the owl house hunter #hunter toh #hunter the owl house #golden guard #toh headcanons #toh hunter #hunter x reader #hunter noceda x reader #hunter wittebane #hunter noceda #hunter wittebane x reader #luz the human #luz toh #hunter deamonne #hunter owl house #flapjack #hunter deamonne x reader

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Can I request hunter x male reader where reader is in the place of Luz during the hunting palismen episode. Also hunter hit his head and was dazed so when he wakes up, he sees reader above him but thinks they're a cute angel

Okay, I absolutely adored this idea, so I went back to watch the episode and tried to ensure I got everything as close to canon as possible besides the swap out of the reader. for a little context, Reader has not gotten a palismen but knows some basic magic. Flapjack followed the reader home instead of Luz and the reader went back to return him to the nest that morning and got caught up in the stealing of the palismen. (Which I'm pretty sure yall assumed already, I just like specificity)

Hunter X Male!Reader

- by the time you’d risen from your crumpled state from the crash, you had just ducked away in the rubble fast enough to hear kikimora announce that the golden guard had passed away with the crash, and then watched as she sent the coven scouts away. 

- than to your surprise the creature that you now assumed caused the wreck flew down to meet her, only gaining it praise. not taking the time to sit around and find out what would happen next, you started to walk to find an exit. 

- though you quickly stumbled upon who you assumed to be the golden guard himself. checking his pulse, he seemed to be quite alive just unconscious. you sent a glance to flapjack who only chirped with approval as you bent down to try to wake the.. less than intimidating golden guard, who couldn’t be much older than you.. truthfully you were under the assumption he’d be a bit more than, an injured kid. 

- he stirred as your hand tapped at his cheek, and his eyes fluttered, trying to get his surroundings, though you could practically see the confusion clouding his eyes. 

- “am I.. dead?” he asked in a meek voice, this caught you severely off guard but eventually you mustered, “hardly, you’re definitely still among the living” and he didn’t take a second to consider this before he continued on “are you?.. an angel?” you paused, and couldn’t help but smile a little. “no. listen.” you moved to help him sit up and flapjack quickly jumped into his lap.   - he started to remember after a minute or two, and you offered him water while flapjack stared up at him, “look, kikimora sent that dragon to try to kill you, and we have to get out of here before it finds us.”  - you stood, offering your hand, which after a dazed and flushed look up at you, the golden guard quickly took, pulling himself up with a huff. “follow me, I know a town not far off from here.” he pulled you along by your hand, that he just so happened to forget to drop. “look, I don’t really know why lord below-” “belos.” the guard corrected as he continued his begrudged walk into town. you groaned, “belos, needs those palisman, but i’m gonna need them back” you stated firmly, lifting flapjack onto your shoulder.  - the guard laughed to himself looking back at you, “and what makes you think i’d help you do that?” and you released his hand, “uh, I don’t know, maybe because I just saved your life?!” your tone raised and you saw him flinch, which caused your demeanor to drop, though he seemed to genuinely consider this answer. sighing a bit to himself. “look, help me get back to a precinct so I can make sure kikimora doesn’t get to belos before I do, and I’ll..” he hesitated, but his voice lightened a bit, “i’ll see what I can do.”  - this stunned you to no end but you smiled, offering him your hand for a shake. “sounds like a deal.” he shook it and nodded. though as he pulled back and walked ahead, you stood there for a second watching him. “hey, do you have a name besides.. well, you know, ‘the golden guard’” you asked, not hesitating to distort the title a bit at the end of your sentence.  - he turned back towards you once again, and actually managed a smile (a thin and closed lip grin that couldn’t help but make a bit of blood flush to your cheeks) “Hunter.” he replied, “Well. It’s nice to meet you Hunter, i’m Y/N.” 

#the owl house #toh #hunter toh #toh hunter #hunter the owl house #hunter noceda #hunter wittebane #hunter noceda x reader #the owl house hunter #hunter wittebane x reader #toh x reader #the owl house x reader #flapjack toh #toh flapjack #the golden guard #the golden guard toh #the golden guard x reader #flapjack #hunter owl house #golden guard #hunter deamonne #hunter deamonne x reader

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Happy Superb Owl Sunday. Hail Stolas!

#technically a day early but Happy Superb Owl Saturday

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Smoking the shit that made Belos emperor

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T4T Hunter and Reader<Transmasc addition>

Hi guys <3 I'm trans and there's not enough Trans Hunter content or T4T content in the x reader fandom in general, but I'm gonna fix that (*⌒∇⌒*) These have also been done for a while lol but have been sitting in.my drafts beacuse of school .3. But here :-) Enjoy! (This definitely takes place during the gap in s3 where everything was kinda calm for a min, btw)

You guys help each other bind

If you use a binder, he will remind you to regularly wash it

If you use trans tape to bind, he will also help you with applying it and not overstretching

I personally hc that when he binds he binds with tape because of his anxiety, and binders put a lot of pressure on the chest, so he uses tape so there's less pressure in case of an anxiety attack

If you take testosterone, he will help you with T-Shots or remind you not to touch stuff while your t gel is on

He will 100% try out any new pronouns or terms you wanna try!!

Hunter is trans so he definitely gets wanting to try out neopronouns or new pronouns in genral

He will packers with socks(if you use them) as a date with you

You definitely both support each other with handling dysphoria (if you experience dysphoria)

He will hold you and comfort you to the best of his ability 💛

If you come out to him after he's known you for a while, he will probably throw a little gender reveal party for you (just like, for example, a cake, some banners nothing too crazy like fireworks)

If you have unsupportive parents, then he will let you stay with him as long as you'd like, and when you turn 18, he will glady invite you to stay with him instead of your shitty parents

Hunter loves you so much, and he is super grateful for you, too :-)

#T4T MFS #toh Hunter #hunter the owl house #transmasc Hunter #toh #I adore these #my boy :)) #reblog

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(Just some general Hunter headcanons in a hope to pretend I haven’t been close to inactive on tumblr throughout the past month or two 😦

a new hyperfixation means new writing folks 🫶😽)

fandom: the owl house

character: hunter (noceda or wittebane, depends who you ask)

- turns out, most of the group really adores human music, including hunter, who during his stay in the human realm spends a lot of his time in the basement listening to camilla’s old records not to mention listening to luz’s playlists (which, it’s luz she has a playlist for most occasions) he gets strangely sucked into weezer on accident, but other than that most of his favorite songs have a bit of a sad tinge to them, it’s his birthright. (give both him and luz some mitski and they’d have a hayday)  - he is awful at dancing but he’s still learning and he just genuinely likes it so who can blame him. 

- besides wolves being a fixation of his, he works pretty hard to learn about the animals of the human realm, (library runs are his favorite occasion) he has read countless books trying to further his education on not only his own animal companion, but a lot of the rest of the groups as well. (he gets so excited to hand out little tips about different species) let him infodump about wolves though and you’ll be listening all day. 

- him and camilla definitely grew much closer during the group’s stay, he’d never really even a semblance of a mother figure before so this surprised him a bit. he insisted on helping with dinner (so did gus though), and she definitely taught him to knit if not how to sow all together. 

- man camilla in general can always tell when these kids are upset regardless of any masking of it, so sometimes when hunter was afraid to talk to the group about his worries,  he’d try talking to camilla. even if he couldn’t explain all of it,  all of the time, sometimes the guy just needed a mom hug, and you know she gives the best. 

- there were so many living room sleepovers with the group, and even with his original hesitation towards it, he absolutely adores these. movie marathon with human snacks and passing out on the couch with his best friends around him? consider him in. 

- i’m so absolutely a trans hunter truther, transmasc or transfem to be honest, so much of his identity has yet to be found, especially by himself. he’s always ever been the golden guard, who didn’t necessarily have time to worry about anything but his own obedience and lord belos’ command. he’s not sure who he is, only who he was supposed to be, and he’s sure he isn’t anything like that. 

- lacks much form of structure, zero sleep schedule, and tends to stay up until he drops (this changes a lot when in the human realm though because the group will lovingly bully him into resting) that being said he can’t sleep well without flapjack, and tends to fall asleep with the cardinal dozing on his chest.  - when he isn’t stressed or anxious (which.. isn’t usual but happened a lot in the human world) he is literally just a goofball. he’s still learning how to let his guard (heh) down, but simply watching him content or happy? excited? the absolute best. so many of these emotions might as well of been unattainable while working under belos, and this freedom never manages to not surprise him.  - hunter has never had a birthday party, and while generally the customs of ‘birthdays’ are different on the boiling isles, luz does not hesitate to throw one for him. it’s small, mostly just the group and a cake, (willow, gus and vee help decorate and the house is practically lit up with streamers, balloons, gifts, all the things ‘necessary for a birthday’) hunter wound up crying mid blowing out the candles, and thanked them all repeatedly. he’d never really gotten a formal gift before.

#new favorite character? #woah #but why is everyone in this show so damn loveable #all of them are my favorite #the owl house #toh #toh headcanon #the owl house headcanons #the owl house x reader #hunter the owl house #the owl house hunter #toh hunter #hunter toh #hunter noceda #hunter wittebane #hunter needs a hug #hunter noceda x reader #hunter wittebane x reader #hunter headcanons #luz noceda #luz the human #luz toh #camilla toh #camilla noceda #willow toh #willow park #gus toh #gus porter #hunter deamonne #hunter owl house

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Hi! I just wanted to make sure I posted something about this, because I updated my character list!

The Owl House has become a new interest of mine so, feel free to request!

Hey! I’m officially opening requests for headcanons,

I don’t write for canon + canon, so the majority I write will be reader + canon fics, though occasionally some oc x canon thrown in (my own, sorry I won’t be accepting any ocs, though you can make requests for specific features, traits, anything really.

Some Guidelines to Consider:

- nothing nsfw, I hate to say it guys but respectfully, I’m ace, and there’s just not a good chance I’m gonna be able to write it well regardless. I’ll cut it off before anything too steamy happens.

- I’m uncomfortable with writing fem readers, I just feel like I don’t portray them well yet, so as I continue to work on it, I’m only going to write for masc readers, nonbinary readers, any trans readers of that variation, or GN! readers. i’m gender-fluid myself.

- there are certain fem characters I’ll write for, but, any characters I write for will be accounted for on this post. there are some I don’t write out of comfort, but by all means if you ask for platonic headcanons abt them, I will hand them to you so quickly

- please be specific with ur requests omg. I have trouble knowing what I should add on, and I end up stressing out over it.

- no proship, or anything of that sorts on this account. I hope this went unsaid already, but any requests like that will be pretty promptly deleted.

- I’m going to take breaks between writing, and some days I won’t post, I don’t necessarily have a schedule planned out, but as I’m in school, the box might close, or open as time goes by.

- platonic headcanons are always allowed! - I’ll continue to add new character’s I can write for as I establish myself on tumblr, sorry it’s kind’ve short for the time being.  - i’ll have a post showing upcoming projects and writings: here! https://at.tumblr.com/blatantlackofdecorum/in-progress-projects/4995kenb7m3o

I will write: angst (and I mean full on. please request angst if you want to) generally romantic and fluffy, slightly nsfw tones (not full on, anything) if you have a few ideas, and want to run them by me before you request them, feel free to message me!!

FANDOM’S I AM WRITING FOR:

The Owl House

characters I’ll write for:

- Luz Noceda

- Hunter Noceda

- Willow Park

- Edalyn Clawthorne

Ride The Cyclone

characters I’ll write for:

- Mischa Bachinski

- Noel Gruber

- Ricky Potts

- Ocean O’Connell Rosenberg

- Penny Lamb

- Constance Blackwood

Inside Job

- characters I will write for:

- Reagan Ridley

- Brett Hand

- Andre Lee

- Ron Staedtler

- JR. Scheimpough

The Secret History

(Disclaimer: I’m not fully through the book yet, so please be careful with spoilers, I already know about the main deaths though)

Henry Winter

Francis Abernathy

Edmund “Bunny” Corcoran

This is it for the time being, but they’re my four biggest interests right now, and I’d love to be able to ramble to you all about them!

#the owl house #toh #the owl house headcanons #the owl house x reader #toh x reader #hunter toh #edalyn the owl lady #the golden guard #edalyn toh #willow toh #luz the human #luz toh #luz noceda #edalyn clawthorne #willow park #hunter wittebane #the owl house edalyn #the owl house luz #the owl house willow #the owl house hunter #hunter x reader #luz x reader #willow x reader #eda x reader

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I know this is for a very small audience but, here’s some Francis for you

Could I gently provide some Francis Abernathy Headcanons that might or might not be romantic 

#the secret history #the secret history francis #francis abernathy #francis abernathy tsh #francis abernathy the secret history #tsh francis #francis tsh #the secret history headcanons

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More Francis Abernathy please! I love him

oh, my favorite overdramatic ginger, (still getting back into writing, sorry for the infrequent posting) I just did general headcanons but I'd love to do any romantic headcanon ideas you have too

maybe the sole tsh character I have a soft spot for. (that’s definitely a lie)

- some days, he’ll sit and people watch, when he does he tends to find a muse of the day and write a poem imagining how the two would end up. he never meets the people, and usually he’ll watch them walk away from him within seconds. some of his best poetry pieces can be summed up to observing strangers.  - does tend to think a lot about his appearance, he has a well defined beauty routine. he has a pretty defined curl pattern and has to find someway to manage that, but he might just have the softest hair known to man. this routine of his, usually means waking up pretty early to get to class on time.  - he accidentally got pretty caught up in astrology in his younger years, more specifically zodiac. he won’t hesitate to judge by them either.

- I genuinely think him and a cat could get along, he has a nervous hand for almost everyone, but animals. they kind’ve gravitate to him. he reads to himself while he’s home alone, but he could always use another listener, or someone to rant to after a long day.  - definitely gets manicures professionally, he also tends to freak out when he gets so much as a hangnail. doesn’t paint them, but has definitely thought about it (he’d definitely get matching nails with camilla if asked to)  - he is the person to talk shit with. he can practically replicate most of the groups expressions, and won’t hesitate to go out of his way to prove a point. (his bunny impression is to die for, literally!)

- desperately needs someone he can recite romantic paragraphs in french or latin to.. he has them memorized by habit.

#francis the secret history #the secret history #francis abernathy the secret history #tsh #francis tsh #francis abernathy tsh #tsh francis #francis abernathy headcanons #the secret history francis #henry winter #henry winter tsh #richard papen #richard papen tsh #bunny corcoran #bunny corcoran tsh

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hi… I’m so sorry for such the long delay for writing. I’m really desperately trying to get back into the groove of it, so much has happened in the past months so I promise it wasn’t necessarily me CHOOSING not to write.

That being said. Who would like some Brett headcanons, for a little treat as i work to try and get through my requests..

#inside job #im so upset about the cancellation #inside job headcanons #brett hand #brett hand headcanons #reagan ridley #ron staedtler #inside job x reader #sorry for my frequent absences #brett hand x reader #brett hand inside job #inside job brett #reagan ridley x reader #ron staedtler x reader

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the secret history characters doing secret santa (hcs)

merry christmas 😘 enjoy

bunny:

either gets his person a gag gift or forgets to get them a gift at all

probably shows up late too

richard:

gets his person something small but something they’ll appreciate

def gets embarrassed by how little he spends

wraps his present in butchers paper with a twine bow and it’s so cutesie

henry:

buys his person something expensive but practical

somehow knows exactly what someone needs

francis:

a horrible gifter

buys his person something he’d like for himself

such as his favorite liquor or his favorite cologne

camilla:

gets her person something sweet and personal

you can tell which gift under the tree is from her b/c it’s always the prettiest

charles:

nice but generic gifts

a candle, some socks, a nice pen

basically just buys whatever is sure to be enjoyed, no matter who he has

#THE SECRET HISTORY CONTENT?? #FEED ME #tsh #the secret history #henry winter #bunny corcoran #richard papen #francis abernathy #camilla macaulay #charles macaulay

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Francis Abernathy is the type of boy to dedicate Hozier songs to you; he’d write you little notes of poetry, to call you his muse. Intend on being the Patroclus to his Achilles 😭

#francis abernathy #francis abernathy tsh #francis abernathy the secret history #the secret history drabble #the secret history #I promise I’ll write more inside job soon