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reblog if you get bitches, are bitchless, or are a bitch. no one will know which one is the truth

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When you find your usually quiet self being quite expressive out of the blue then regret it afterwards

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Incorrect quotes Pt. 6 | The House of Wax |

Bo: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-

Y/n: Twelve, actually.

Bo: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?

Y/n: Yours!

Bo: That's right: no one's.

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Pov: Y/n died (getting scared to death by a spider) and Michael and Brahms are alone

I’m with Michael and Brahms on this one HOW DARE THE KITCHEN WENCH DIE ON THEM

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NOT BRAHMS AT THE END 😂😭💀

Kids: Mom how did you meet dad

Y/n: We’ll kids it’s actually a funny story actually

Y/n: And that kids is how I met you father

Kids:😟

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Incorrect quotes Pt. 5 | House of Wax |

Y/n: I made tea.

Bo : I don’t want tea.

Y/n: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.

Bo : Then why are you telling me?

Y/n: It is a conversation starter.

Bo : That’s a lousy conversation starter.

Y/n: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

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Y/n: I actually have a black belt.

Lester : In what, karate?

Y/n: No, from Gucci.

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Y/n, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.

Lester : I saw a squirrel in a tree today!

Y/n, with the tone of someone who is used to Lester : Outstanding.

Y/n: This is what I’m talking about people.

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Bo: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?

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Y/n: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.

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Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Bo: Shit.

Y/n: Wait, three?

Cop: Yeah?

Vincent : OH MY GOD LESTER FELL OFF!!!

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Y/n: Can I be frank with you guys?

Bo: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.

Vincent : Can I still be Vincent ?

Lester: Shh, let Frank speak.

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Bo: Why are your tongues purple?

Vincent : We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Y/n: I had a red one.

Bo: oh

Bo:

Bo: OH

Lester:

Lester: You drank each other's slushies?

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Bo: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Y/n: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Bo: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING VINCENT WITH ME

Lester, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

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Bo: *Gently taps table*

Y/n: *Taps back*

Vincent : What are they doing?

Lester: Morse code.

Bo: *Aggressively taps table*

Y/n: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

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Incorrect quotes Pt. 4 | House Of Wax |

Y/n: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-

Y/n and Lester, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!

Vincent : Our turn, Bo! One, two, three- vanilla!

Bo, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.

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Y/n, setting down a card: Ace of spades

Bo, pulling out an Uno card: +4

Vincent , pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you

Lester, trembling: What are we playing

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Bo: You're right.

Y/n: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

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Y/n: I was thinking I'd do some magic-

Bo: You? Magic? Y/n, it says talent show.

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Y/n: How petty can you get?

Vincent : I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

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Y/n: Am I in trouble?

Vincent : Take a guess.

Y/n: No?

Vincent : Take another guess.

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Y/n: So are we flirting right now?

Vincent : I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU

Y/n: That doesn’t answer my question

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Y/n: Someone will die.

Lester : Of fun!

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Y/n: So what’s for dinner?

Lester, staring at the food he just burnt: Regret.

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Incorrect quotes Pt. 3 | House of Wax |

Bo: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck

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Vincent : Schrödinger’s cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that’s both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day.

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Lester: Well, well, well... if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.

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Y/n: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

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Y/n: This is such a bad idea.

Bo: Then why are you coming along?

Y/n: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

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Bo: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-

Y/n: Twelve, actually.

Bo: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?

Y/n: Yours!

Bo: That's right: no one's.

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Y/n: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?

Bo: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Vincent ?

Vincent : Probably “road work ahead”.

Lester: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

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Y/n: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.

Bo:

Vincent :

Lester:

Everyone Else At Y/n’s Surprise Birthday Party:

Bo: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

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Bo: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.

Y/n: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!

Vincent : Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies’ eyes!!!

Lester: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.

Y/n: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.

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Y/n, Bo, and Vincent are sitting on a bench

Lester: Why do you guys look so sad?

Y/n: Sit down with us so we can tell you.

*Lester sits down*

Bo: The bench is freshly painted.

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How you became the Hargreeves Siblings' first friend

I hope you guys enjoy this. I'm not quite sure how I did but it was good :)

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So your wondering how you and the Hargreeves became friends? Well that a good question and I shall answer.

First of all, I think it was Viktor who first became friends with you

Now how you met.

You walked by the academy everyday to and from school (Well not everyday but the days you would go to school on)

One day, Viktor decides to take a break from practicing and look outside the window

As he looks outside, he sees you walking home from with some of your friends (if you don't have friends for a moment pretend that you for a moment pls 💀)

For a moment, he wishes he could experience that, friendship

Besides that, he doesn't give you much thought so forgets about you

Until a a few days later he sees you again, walking home from school with your friends

Viktor begins to think about befriending you

After giving it some thought, he decides to befriend you.

Although it would take hime some time to actually befriend you. Maybe after at what time you past by to know when to approach you and enough courage to ask you.

I imagine him waiting outside the academy waiting for you to past by.

When you arrive, he stands up and shyly approaches you

He introduces himself and you do the same. He explains that he notice that how you walk by his home everyday and wanted to befriend you and you, of course, accept which makes him happy.

You gave him your number and said your goodbyes

For the next few weeks, you guys have gotten close.

You guys have had sleepovers, hangout etc.

During all of this, he keep it a secret.

Viktor didn't want his father or his siblings to ruin his first friendship with someone.

For the first time in years, he's not alone.

But eventually, they found out.

One of them notice how strange he started acting and decided to tell the other.

Then they started to notice how strange Viktor started acting.

One day, when you and Viktor decided to have a sleepover, Allison walked by Viktor's room.

As she approaches his room, she hears laughing and she slows down.

She leans towards to hear better.

The other voice is not anyone of her siblings which conclude Viktor has a stranger over

Then all of a sudden, it all makes sense. Why Viktor has been strange.

Allison then informs her siblings on what she found out.

So one night, they come to his room wanting to know who the mysterious person.

Viktor tries to act like doesn't know what they're talking about

In the end, they got him to confess.

He explains how he became friends with you and for the past few weeks he has been sneaking out and sneaking you in to hang with you.

He makes them promise not to tell Reginald

They do promise as long as they get be friends with you

Viktor agrees but he tells them he must tell you before they met you.

Once they get an okay sign, they immediately want to meet you.

All of them have never had a friend.

So all of you plan a sleepover.

When you arrive, they crowd and someone has to remind the other not to surround you.

After sometime, you guys got close.

I also have a feeling that they all would try keep you and your visits a secret from Reginald, Grace and Pogo but they already know because they're not good at hiding.

I think for once Reginald let's it slide as long as they don't get distracted and forget about their training and homework

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Incorrect quotes | The Boy |

Y/n: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

Brahms : FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?

Y/n: No! Four to five seconds!

Brahms : Too late!!!

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Y/n: What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Brahms : Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.

Y/n: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

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Brahms: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]

Y/n: What's that?

Brahms: Remorse code.

Y/n: I'm even angrier now.

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Y/n: God, give me patience.

Brahms: I think you mean 'give me strength'.

Y/n: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

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Brahms: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll

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Y/n: bitches b like “im baby” but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do u know about being baby u were forced to grow up from an early age anyways I’m bitches

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Incorrect quotes Pt. 2 | The Umbrella Academy |

Y/n: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.

Ben, not looking up from his book: Spear.

Y/n: BLOCKED.

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Y/n: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives

Five: I wake up at 4:30 AM

Y/n:

Y/n: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

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Y/n: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.

Lila: Only if you also don't ask why

Lila: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.

Y/n:

Lila:

Y/n: This one is fine

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Klaus: Goodnight moon.

Klaus: Goodnight tree.

Klaus: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.

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Y/n: Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.

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Klaus: If you can’t beat them, dress better than them

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Klaus: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.

Y/n: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.

Viktor: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-

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Y/n: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it

Diego: Just rip the bandage off.

Y/n: It’s Five.

Diego: Put the bandage back on.

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Masterlist

The Umbrella Academy

Being the Hargreeves Siblings' first friend

How you became the Hargreeves Siblings' first friend

Incorrect quotes: Pt.1 Pt.2

House of Wax

Incorrect quotes: Pt.1 Pt.2 Pt.3 Pt.4 Pt.5 Pt.6

Being the Sinclairs' younger sibling

The Boy

Incorrect quotes: Pt.1

The Hunger Games

Imagine reader having a crush on Katniss

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Imagine reader having a crush on Katniss but refusing to confess their feelings to her because they know Gale and Peta also like her so they try to distract themselves from her, thinking they don't stand a chance.

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Incorrect quotes | The Umbrella Academy |

Y/n: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?

Five: Stop romanticizing the past.

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Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Klaus*

Klaus: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.

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Y/n: My life isn’t as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.

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Y/n: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.

Klaus : Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.

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Y/n: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.

Klaus : The cow???

Y/n: What?

Five: Klaus , W H Y?

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Y/n: Is having a penis fun?

Viktor : It has its ups and downs.

Klaus : Sometimes it’s a little hard.

Diego : It’s a pain in the ass.

Five : Oh, Jesus, fuck, guys, come on.

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Y/n: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.

Klaus : ... Your what?

Y/n: My friends.

Five: Are they saying “friends”?

Viktor : I think they're being sarcastic.

Diego : No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Y/n! All of your friends are in this room.

Y/n: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.

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Luther : I was thinking I'd do some magic-

Diego : You? Magic? Luther, it says talent show.

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Y/n, in a beach shirt: So sue me, it's October and I'd like to be on Island Time for a day!

Klaus : I have Spotify open right now on my computer, do you want me to blast you? Do you want me to put you on blast? Cuz I've got your history right here on the sidebar,

Klaus : Take it Back by Jimmy Buffet, Nautical Wheelers by Jimmy Buffet, Jolly Mon Sing by Jimmy Buffet, Steamer by Jimmy Buffet, trEAT HER LIKE A LADY BY JIMMY BUFFET, MAÑANA BY JIMMY BUFFET, WHEN SALOME PLAYS THE DRUMS BY JAMES BUFFET, HAVANA DAYDREAMIN BY JIMMY BUFFET- What the FUCK happened to you?!

Y/n, laughing: I HAD A CASE OF THE MONDAYS

Klaus : ARE YOU HAUNTED?! ARE YOU FUCKING POSSESSED?!

Klaus : YOU USED TO BE MY FRIEND

Y/n, cry-laughing: ᴵ ᴴᴬᴰ ᴬ ᶜᴬˢᴱ ᴼᶠ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴹᴼᴺᴰᴬʸˢ

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Y/n: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.

Luther : Oh, you’ve been?

Y/n: Once. In Monopoly.

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Incorrect quotes Pt. 2 | House of Wax |

Y/n: Here's some advice

Lester: I didn't ask for any

Y/n: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me

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Y/n, pointing: May I sit there?

Lester: That's my lap

Y/n: That doesn't answer my question, Lester.

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Y/n: This is such a bad idea.

Bo: Then why are you coming along?

Y/n: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

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Y/n: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...

Bo: You would eat yourself?

Y/n: I wouldn’t even question it.

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Y/n: Okay, truth or dare?

Vincent : Truth

Y/n: How many hours have you slept this week?

Vincent :

Vincent : ...Dare

Y/n: Go to bed.

Vincent : I don’t like this game.

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Y/n: You saved me. I owe you my life.

Vincent : No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not very impressed

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Y/n, standing with their back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Bo.

Bo: How did you do that without turning around?

Y/n: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.

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Y/n: Bo and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us

Vincent : *Sighing* What did Bo do?

Y/n: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...

Bo: Who wants a steering wheel?

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Y/n: Dammit, Bo!

Bo: What?! It wasn’t me!

Y/n: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Lester !

Lester : Not me either.

Y/n: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?

Vincent : *whistles*

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Being the Sinclairs younger sibling

Growing up, you & Lester weren't much of a priority to your parents

This was because the twins had their attention majority of the time

A plus side to this was that you & Lester can whatever you want

Well almost whatever you want and that if you guys didn't get caught

You sometimes hung out with Vincent while he work on his art. You just on a chair listening to music or your own art work.

With Bo, you mostly there just to annoy him which he doesn't appreciate

You sometimes have road trips with Lester and that's if Bo allows it

He tries to act like he doesn't want Jonesy but he does

He's the parent that didn't want the pet but ends up treating them like their own kid

Usually you leave when he kicks you out of the garage after you pissed him off

Lester was the one who found Jonesy and you were the one who convinced Bo to keep her

You're the only one who actually knows how to cook.

Vincent knows how to cook some basic food and some goes for Lester considering he lives on his own. Bo, he doesn't know how to cook.

They all agreed you're will not be a part of the killing

They can't risk loosing you

Out of the three of them, Bo is the most protective one.

Vincent is protective but not as crazy as Bo.

Lester is more chill about it than your older brothers but that doesn't mean he won't be protective if he needs to.

You try have family time with them.

It doesn't matter you guys do as long as you guys have spend time together

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Incorrect quotes | House of Wax |

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Vincent: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?

Bo: Put spaghetti in it.

Vincent: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.

Lester: Put spaghetti in it.

Vincent: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.

Y/n: Put spaghetti in it.

Vincent: I'm no longer taking suggestions.

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Y/n: Listen, I can explain...

Bo: You’re making $500,000 and you’re only gonna pay me $30,000?

Vincent: You’re getting 30 grand? I’m getting $1,000!

Lester: You guys are getting paid?

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Y/n: Hey, you want some leftovers?

Bo: What's that?

Y/n: You've never had leftovers???

Bo: No, because I'm not a quitter.

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Bo: You're right.

Vincent: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

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Bo: Must be hard not being able to laugh

Vincent: I do have a sense of humor you know

Bo: I’ve never heard you laugh before

Vincent: I’ve never heard you say anything funny

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Be: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.

Y/n: You people already know too much about me.

Vincent: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.

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Bo: Vincent , can I talk to you for a second?

Vincent : Yeah, what’s up? Lemme guess. You and Y/n are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?

Bo: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I’ve read books.

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Bo: What did you do with Vincent 's body?

Y/n: What didn’t I do with the body?

Bo:

Y/n: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully.

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Bo: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.

Y/n: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.

Vincent : There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-

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Bo, threatening the others with a paintball gun: Listen... Life comes at us fast. We don't know what life is gonna give us... And today, it's gonna give you... a paintball!

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