bothmyburninghearts

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Why I love AHS.

I just watched a priest lash a record off a gramophone with his rosary beads.

#ahs #american horror asylum #perfect television

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With no other show ever have I reeled around the room afterwards bawling, I WANNA SEE THE NEXT ONE NOW!!!

#bates motel #vera farmiga #freddie highmore #norman bates #psycho #sweet jesus #its like twin peaks came home #after all these years #except there's no dale cooper in white pine bay #christ on fire #this king of a show!

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I think I'm in love with Lana Del Rey. From a vast distance, and purely based on her artistic output.  It won't be a healthy relationship,  but I feel like she'd be okay with that...

#lana del rey #lovely #actual queen #sweetheart #unrequited love

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Oh, Virgin Media. Oh, honey. Just no. (How many shades of wrong is this?)

#hannibal #virgin media #so wrong #bad description #not the BAU #not the Ripper #no

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'Oh, I know what's a fun shiny movie that'll put me in a really good mood - THE CROW!'

[twenty minutes later]

*sobbing, hugging Crow plushie, wails -* Movies would be so much better if Brandon Lee had liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiived!

#the crow #brandon lee #broken heart #eric draven #i feel so sad

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Why does Sully have a Randall-skin chair?...

hi yes may we please talk about the fact that sulley can pick up mike and place him in his own chair without even looking at him which means mike must get in sulleys chair so often that its become a reflex

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#please tag your porn #delightful #fucking delightful

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this is my design

(hope to God I'm not the only one thinking that...)

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And here we see the dread lord Moffat, casually poking fun at my undying pain

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This couldn't have shown up at a less perfect moment...

do you ever just “what the fuck is the point” so hard that you stop everything you’re doing and stare and pretty much wonder why you don’t vanish from existence because the level of done you are should pretty much deconstruct your biological makeup

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#cigarette burns #adore this #favourite MOH episode #john carpenter #i've waited so long #for these caps

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SURELY THE MOST DELIGHTFUL SIGHT KNOWN TO MAN!

I got the smug bastard with Detective Anna Manni, from Dario Argento's Stendhal Syndrome.  An amazing movie, an amazing director, an amazing source novel, I was already deeply in its debt.  Now I'm eternally bound.  And I'm happy with that

#akinator #defeated the akinator #beat the akinator #dario argento #asia argento #stendhal syndrome #so fucking happy it's ridiculous right now

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I wanna crash the wifi at ComicCon.

#just for ten minutes #just for kicks #just because they're there #i'm not at comic con #sdcc

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I'm pretty sure that last one is from the actual show...

they gave us less than two minutes of gag reel footage and we already have so many reaction gifs

#Hannibal #will graham #bless him #help him #he has no idea what he's meant to be doing

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Sally's got a new project on!  It's going to be a three-shot, and you should come, because it's got Pond-feels and Clara and an argument with the Tardis and there's gonna be Romans and all sorts of cool stuff and please come to the party, it'll be fun, promise, cross both my burning hearts!

#dw #doctor who #doctor who fanfic #fanfiction #rory williams #eleven #clara oswald #dressed like a spy #shameless self promotion #you know you want to

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This is what the helter-skelter on the Tardis looks like.

Happy Magic Water Cube, China : THIS IS A REAL WATER PARK.

#dw #doctor who #tardis #water park #you know it's true

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"Shall we do a screen punch, now?"

Me, at home:  NO PUNCH HIM!  PUNCH HIS FUCKING LIGHTS OUT!

(And then it turned out that all of it, all the acting, all the fame, was just a ploy by BC to get invited on Top Gear so he can punch Jeremy Clarkson's lights out. 

I didn't think the respect I had for him could rise anymore, but in that AU it just did.)

#no #but seriously #i've always said i would give good money to see someone punch jeremy clarkson #but only tonight did it occur to me to specify the person doing the punching #delightful #what a dream #top gear #benedict cumberbatch #jeremy clarkson #punch his face #do it ben #punch his face for me.