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How to fight god

Step one: get a crowbar

Step two: climb up to random shit with just the crowbar. Assert dominance

Step three: throw it at the sun. Bonus points if it hits something on the way down

Step four: success.

#shitpost #memes #random #cursed #how to fight god

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JESUS IS CRUCI-FUCKING DONE WITH YOUR SHIT

TAKE A SEAT BITCHBOY

#shitpost #memes #random #cursed

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BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME I LEFT ANY GROUND UNCOVERED. IM COMING FOR THAT STRAWBERRY MILK

There is no meme

Hand over your strawberry milk

#shitpost #shitposts #shitposting

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Who wants to be the Angel to my dragon roller skates 🥺🥺🥺

#shitpost #memes #random #roller skates #kidcore #holographique #edgy vibes #pastel vibes

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Bitches be like bruh u ain’t famous

Shut the fuck up I got 60 followers on a shitpost account on tumblr

#shitpost #memes #random #cursed #beetle #beetle memes #I’m totally a micro celebrity #shout out to my 60 followers lol

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Suiting up I’m in a five mile radius from your current location.

There is no meme

Hand over your strawberry milk

#shitpost #shitposts #shitposting #memes #random #strawberry milk #milk #satire #shark memes #cursed shark images

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Does that mean you can now literally shit bricks too?

Imagine if you can make cement with fun-dip. Just pastel colored cement. Lick it and taste that artificial, tooth decaying, sweetness.

#shitpost #memes #random #cursed #candy #stupid ideas #satire #reblog

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Being as far as I know the only satanist at a catholic school is great because no where else will I be lectured about chastity and a shitty explanation about sexuality while reading on the history of walpurgasnacht and learning ways to celebrate it.

#shitpost #memes #random #satanist #satanic temple #satanic #catholic school #satire #shits wild #like I make it so obvious too

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Me: wow my mental health is failing me I should check myself in for my own sake

Also me: …naaah it’s tech week can’t be doin that.

#shitpost #memes #random #mental health jokes #mental health #satire #tech week #tech week problems

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Me On my way to add onto my list of childhood trauma be like

#shitpost #memes #random #cursed #satire #traumatized #collecting these shits like Pokémon cards

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#shitpost #memes #random #gender memes #gender #gender envy #i need it #poor financial choices #clothes

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Who else has impulsive thoughts to just like lick the nearest salt rock lamp. I like salty things. If they didn’t want me to lick it why did they call it a salt lamp huh?

#shitpost #memes #random #impulsive #impulsive thoughts #very tempting #salt lamp

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#shitpost #memes #random #cursed #catholiscism #catholic church #catholic school #idk what they were expecting #it was bound to happen

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Imagine if you can make cement with fun-dip. Just pastel colored cement. Lick it and taste that artificial, tooth decaying, sweetness.

#shitpost #memes #random #cursed #candy #stupid ideas

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#shitpost #memes #random #quotes #out of context quotes #satire #prom

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Ap Lang assignment: write about whether you think the sale of live human organs should be legalized or is ethical

Me and my friend: guys ong new Claire’s top surgery just dropped!!!

#shitpost #memes #random #lgbtq memes #cursed #gay #quotes #satire #school memes

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I was trying to find shit for an essay for school and I just find this website

Like what is this? The themes are so contradictory. Like this pastelley workspace with rainbows and a nice soft wood then boom:

🔥THE DEATH OF SIMON AND PIGGY🔥

#shitpost #memes #random #school memes #school #ap lang #lord of the flies #lotf #plz omg