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cuubism · 1 year

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modern human au dreamling where dream and hob get married for "tax purposes" yup 100% that's definitely the only reason no other reason

dream is actually from generational wealth because of his weird family but he lives like a starving artist out of spite. hob is in academia so you already know. dream is like everything is so expensive we should live together to split expenses and maybe get married for Tax Benefits ("wow i am such a genius now i get hob to myself" one second later: "shit now i get hob to myself. perhaps this was a mistake")

hob, hopelessly in love with his friend: haha (panicking) sounds great dream (actually needs to save the money though) sure (panicking again)

dream: (i've made a mistake) great :) (dying inside)

dream, digging himself in deeper: we should get a one bedroom apartment To Save Money and also what if someone comes and figures out we're married for Tax Purposes

hob: who is going to come dream

dream: the tax.... police

hob: the who

dream: you know.

hob:

anyway so they get a one bedroom apartment and awkwardly share a bed while dying inside for like 5 years until one day hob runs into desire or something and desire is like why the fuck is dream sharing a shitty apartment with you? he could buy that whole building. and hob is like what. and desire is like we're rich dude.

so hob goes home and is like married for tax purposes dream? FOR TAX PURPOSES? you're literally rich, apparently!

dream, sweating: yeah and you know what rich people are really passionate about. PAYING LESS TAXES (nailed it)

hob is supremely unimpressed.

dream: anyway so i've technically been paying both our rent for five years and just stuck yours in my family's investment account to save it for you later do you want your fifty grand.

hob: my fucking WHAT

dream: it's actually worth like a hundred now

hob:

dream:...............courting gift?

#dream while actively committing financial fraud: hob what if the tax police come to our apartment #sorry too much insanity today #dream of the endless #hob gadling #dreamling #stupid ideas

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voidthesquished · 8 months

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what if there were reverse alternates

like they look as scary as normal alternates but instead of trying to get you to kill yourself, they try to give you encouragement to not kill yourself

Like instead of alt Cesar trapping mark in his room, he just gives Mark a therapy session for 3 days straight

#I have no idea how the fuck catalyst would go but #yep #the white boy may be saved this time #mandela catalogue #tmc #the mandela catalogue #tmc au ??#stupid ideas #mark heathcliff

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emerald-cloud23 · 4 months

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that s3 ep1 scene in she-ra where she goes "don't i have a choice?" and lighthope replies "you do not choose, you are chosen" but make it lloyd (adora/she-ra) and wu (lighthope) and when lighthope says "it is happening again" make it refer to morro after he found out he wasn't the green ninja

#ninjago #lego ninjago #ninjago fandom #ninjago textpost #lloyd garmadon #lloyd montgomery garmadon #lloyd ninjago #ninjago lloyd #ninjago lloyd garmadon #morro storm #morro wu #morro ninjago #ninjago morro #ninjago wu #wu ninjago #stupid ideas

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writer-freak · 1 year

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Calling the killers Babygirl and/or submissive and breedable

Summary: just some headcanons of you calling some of the killer's Babygirl and/or submissive and breedable and their reaction (you and the killer aren't dating yet in this scenario)

Characters: All of the legion, Spirit, Ghostface, Trickster, Shape, Huntress

warnings: Gn reader,mentions of the reader getting killed and injured, bad writing and possible grammar mistakes

A/n: This idea was created at 2 am with my friends in a call so don't take this too seriously. I'm still trying to finish up some of my other drafts but I'm very slow with writing at the moment

Reblogs, comments and likes are always appreciated💙

The Legion Frank (Babygirl and submissive and breedable) He would be flustered at the start because survivors barely talk with the killers in a trial and they especially don't say stuff like that but it would quickly turn into him being pissed at you for making fun of him He's gonna tunnel you wasting all his time trying to catch you if you continue to call him babygirl you will have to accept the consequences

Joey (Babygirl and submissive and breedable) I think he can enjoy a little banter and he is way more level-headed than Frank so he isn't gonna exactly tunnel you but if you and another survivor are together he will first go after you It just doesn't bother him that much because he thinks that you are trying to provoke him

Julie (Babygirl and submissive and breedable) Next to Frank, she seems pretty calm but she is also a hothead and she will be going after you with even more power than usual and your whole team ends up having to suffer because of your little joke. Every time Julie used frenzy her attack was deeper than usual and you were her main target

Susie (Babygirl) A killer who will actually be a little flustered by what you are saying She would question if you are trying to flirt with her but then will also think that you are maybe trying to make fun of her It stuns her for a second but then she is right back on track leaving you for later and first dealing with the other survivors

Spirit (Babygirl) Another flustered killer, it is just really unexpected for her to be called baby in any form and at the girl part she basically already checked out You are then also confused because she stopped moving and you thought she was phasing but no she is just completely rooted to her spot unable to process what you said

Ghostface (submissive and breedable) He doesn't know the meme but he knows that you can't mean that seriously The man with a knife going after you, being submissive and breedable could only be a joke or you had a weird definition of these words Either way, you basically asked for death but he would have a good laugh about it before putting you on a hook

Trickster (Babygirl and submissive and breedable) He knows the memes and can take the joke In his idol career, he heard these words directed at him a few times from fans so he just thinks that you are another one of his fans and that means he has to put a special show on for you

Michael (Babygirl and submissive and breedable) No reaction that you could outwardly see and you thought that he didn't hear you or the comment just has no effect on him but you swear every time he was attacking you or putting you on a hook he was even rougher than normal and he would constantly go after you

Huntress (submissive and breedable) Did you just call her submissive, I think she would ignore the breedable part and solely focus on the word submissive and that would mean weakness Definitely is pissed at you and will kill you so quick you can't even look twice

Hopefully your day is great and take care of yourself💙

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bones-of-a-rabbit · 2 years

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Just once. Just once I wanna see Moon encounter (attack) a new employee that’s Depressed As Fuck and fueled by Pure Spite and is always this close 👌 to fist fighting god in an Arby’s parking lot. I wanna see the clown go ‘now wait a gotdam this persons almost as fucked up as ME’

Yes this may or may not be inspired by this stupid fucking shitpost I made like two years ago that I found while cleaning out my art files

Just like. Can you imagine. Do you think his caretaker programming would body slam the AftonBug out of existence, even if it’s just like. For a minute. Maybe he just blue screens. Maybe he takes it as a challenge and they both play chicken to see who backs out first while Sun is in the headspace giving the worlds longest continuous scream

my first thought was

Moon: I am going to k i l l you :)

Person: JOKES ON YOU BITCH I WOULD STILL BE WINNING BC I ALREADY WANT TO DIE

Moon: what

Person: what

Moon:

Person:

lights cut back on

Sun:

Person:

Sun: Y-

Person: WELP I think it’s time for me to go!!! Wouldn’t wanna overstay my welcome hAHA BYE

Sun: NOW YOU WAIT A SECOND,

cue reverse of previous scene, where now it’s Sun chasing them through the Plex- but this time they have actual fear on their face

the one thing every neurodivergent person fears: accidentally slipping and saying too much, then actually having to talk about it

#shitpost #silly bullshit #tw depression #tw sui joke #tw sui ideation #suicidal ideation #depression #this is meant as a joke ok I’m sorry if this actually bothers anyone hhfjdhhdh #stupid ideas #fnaf moon x reader #mental illness #tw depression joke #am I this person in said scenario. perhaps #I get mad and I really just be spitting out anything to make everyone else feel upset and/or uncomfortable #writing prompt #shitpost doodle

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poisoned-ai-data · 22 days

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if i draw dicks all over a painting and put a filter so its hard to see to a human eye, but an ai would see it

would it

would it do anything

asking for a friend

#fuck ai #anti ai #ai poison #fuck ai art #comprehensible #tmi #mildly tmi #mildly nsfw?#ai is theft #idea #protect your art #art #art tips?#questioning #ideas #stupid ideas

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kosomolski-dolls · 3 months

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🤭🤭🤭 soon this cutie will be mine.

#bjd #bjd pet #stupid ideas #really stupid ideas #but i couldn't NOT do it

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mrsbsmooth · 6 months

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Lucifer imagines

So @sparxaf and I were talking and please don’t ask how it came up but basically, may I present, Lucifer with a Nan.

Hear me out.

Lucifer’s Nan comes to thanksgiving dinner. Yes they celebrate thanksgiving in hell. MC is NOT prepared. Satan is also there (duh). We briefly discussed whether it’s funnier to be Satan’s mother or his mother in law (the latter).

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Satan, angrily sitting at the dinner table: 😡

Mother in law, serving food, grumbling: Lilith could have done so much better.

Satan, furious: I am literally SATAN I am the MOST important Demon in the UNIVERSE

Lucifer, into his dinner: 😏

Satan: KEEP LAUGHING LUCIFER SEE HOW THAT WORKS OUT FOR YOU

Mother in law: See, such a temper. No wonder she never comes home tsk tsk.

Satan: 😡

Mother in law: *continues to put Satan in his place. Gives Lucifer a kiss on the head and hands him a lollipop.*

Lucifer, a fully grown man, his feet now on the table, smirking at his father, licking a lollipop like a smug four year old: 😏

Satan, about to implode the entire universe: 🤬

Later:

MC: okay Luci what are you thankful for

Lucifer: I’m the epitome of good looks and sexual desire

MC, fed up: What about books, you like books.

Lucifer: *grumbles*

MC: Or me, you idiot?

Lucifer, sulking as he pushes his food around on his plate: Sexy idiot.

#not LITG #hs2 #heavens secret #heavens secret 2 #RC #romance club #Lucifer hs #hs lucifer #rc lucifer #lucifer #stupid ideas #lol

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yagirlyubnub · 7 months

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okay so hear me out

I’ve seen the concept of land sharks, tiny sharks with lil legs acting like dogs. But what about….SKY SHARKS.

THEY HAVE WINGS, AND THEY DIVE BOMB INTO THINGS. THEY’RE THE SIZE OF A SEAGUL AND ACT LIKE ONE TOO.

#Weird #dumb ideas #here me out #land sharks #sky sharks #animals #dumb animals #Stupid ideas #lil stupid #pm seymour #the click #silly little guy #silly goofy mood #silly little thoughts

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hyperfixatedoncrimminalminds · 1 year

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request-jj's daughter gets grounded after babysitting her little brother, henry.

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau x teen daughter reader

Another request from Tumblr I love reading everyone's requests!

request-jj's daughter gets grounded after babysitting her little brother, henry.

Third person pov...

5 year old Henry La Montague runs into the house giggling, he shrugs off his school bag and runs into the living room and jumps onto the sofa, before he can he is grabbed by someone that person being his Mum.

The blonde eyes widened "Mumma your home!" He yells his mum is never home early. JJ laughs at her sons shocked face. "Hi baby!" She says equal excitement.

15 year old Y/N Jareau rolls her eyes as she walks into the house hearing her Brother laughing. She continues texting on her phone, she gets to the bottom of the stairs before her name gets called.

"What Mum!" She yelled, she got no answer annoyed the 15 year old walks into the living room where her mum and little brother where.

She crosses her arms. "Yes Mum?" She asks the woman, JJ looks around at her daughter ans puts Henry back down. "Hey Honey, I need you to babysit Henry tonight, I've got to run off to work for a bit" she says Y/Ns goes silent before an angry look appears.

"But Mum Hollys holding a party tonight you said I can go last week, I can't watch Henry!" She exclaimed throwing her arms down, JJ looks at her daughter.

"Well I'm sorry, you have to stay home, it's only a party" she said, before Y/N storms off upstairs, a door slamming can be heard from downstairs.

"She's Grumpy!" Exclaims Henry making his Mum laugh before he squeals with laugher when thrown over her shoulders.

Time skip...

A couple hours have passed since JJ left for work, Will was working a late shift and wouldn't be home until midnight, which left Y/N and Henry home alone.

Henry was downstairs watching his TV shows happily singing along and playing with his toys, which left Y/N upstairs in her room.

The teenager was currently sitting at her desk doing her hair, she was going to thr party she doesn't care what her Mum says.

As she gets ready she remembers Henry. "Shit! I can't can't leave him home alone" she exclaims before having an idea, it's a stupid idea but it might work.

The teen Continues to get ready, once she was done she grabs her bag and phone and walks downstairs ans into the living room.

The 5 year old is still watching his cartoons. Y/N walks over to her brother and kneels down next to him, the 5 year old looks at his sister. "You look pretty N/N" she says smiling adorably at her.

She smiles at him. "Aww thank you Hare-bear" she says ruffling his hair. She checks the time 10 minutes. "Hey Hare-Bear, you know that party my friend is having" she said, this made Henry look up at her.

"Well, I was wondering if you wanted to come with me?" She asks him, Henry thinks for a minute before nodding his head. "You do, well then you have to not tell Mum or Dad okay, it's a secret between us" Says Y/N holding out her pinky.

"Yes sissy" Says Henry linking his pinky with her, Y/N grins. She then gets Henrys coat and grabs his bottle of water for him.

A car horn is heard outside. "They're here!" Yells Y/N before grabbing her stuff and picking up Henry. Thebtwo then get into thr car with Y/Ns friends.

"Hey guys, this I'd Henry my little brother he's coming with us" she said all her friends love Henry and think he's adorable.

They start driving to Hollys, once they get there Y/N kneels next to Henry. "Hey Hare-bear, I'm gonna need you to keep holdover my hand while we are in there okay?"She asks the little boy.

Henry nods his head. "Good boy, now let's go!" She exclaims holding Henry's hand the two laugh and run to join the other teenagers in the house.

Little Henry was soon exploring the big house with his sissy, he was looking around at all the teenagers and lights, the music was loud but affective making everyone dance.

Henry stays close to his Sissy as she walks around talking to different people. Henry has fun ans everyone loves seeing him there, soon he wonders away from Y/N but keeps her in his sight and begins dancing.

Hours pass before Y/N knows it, she checks her phone and sees its 12pm already

"Fuck!" She exclaims before looking around for Henry, he wasn't next to her. "Double fuck!" Y/N leaves her friends to look for her brother.

Little Henry had fallen asleep from all the dancing he did, he was laying on a couch by himself, whe he opens his eyes he sees his Sissy running around a worried look on her face.

Henry doesn't like his sissy having that face so the little 5 year old jumps up from the sofa ans runs over to her. He pats her hand gaining her attention. "Sissy its me your Hare-Bear! I is here now" he yells making Y/N sigh with relief.

She drops to her knees infront of him and pulls the little boy in for a big hug, confused Henry pats her back Comfortingly. "Sissy okay?" He asks her, Y/N pulls back and snuffles.

"Yeah I'm okay Hare-Bear I was worried about you, but now we have to go" she says before picking him up, the two make their way through groups of people.

As the two make it outside, sirens are heard and are coming closer, Y/Ns eyes widened "shittt" she groans recognising her Dads squad car, she pulls Henry's hood over his head blo king out the lights and sounds.

She then stealthy walks away from the cars turning her back, as she walks she walks straight into an officer and of course to her luck it's "Will! Hi didn't see you there" she says her voice going all squeaky.

The man isn't happy, he had a frown on his face, his hands on his hips and lips turned downwards. "What arw you doin' down here Y/N?" He asks her, YN looks at him "um im here for a Party! What arw you doing here?" She counters.

Will isn't amused. "Im here because of multiple complaints from neighbours " he sayds before he looks at the thing Y/Ns holding.

"Wait a minute didn't JJ say you have to baby sit Henry" Will said looking pointedly at the teen.

Y/N gulps nervously, "well yes, but technically she said i couldn't go but not Henry" she watches at Wills frown turns into realisation. "You didn't did you?" He questions her eyebrow raising.

Y/Ns looks at him. "Oi I'm not that evil you leave my 5 year old brother home alone, no instead I bought him with me" she says pulling down Henry hood and showing the man.

Will sighs at the teen, Y/N winces "That's worse isn't it Fuck meee" whines the teen before Will takes her to his squad car and drives off.

While in the car it's silent, apart from Henry's snoring Will is pissed off with Y/N for going to the party but also bringing her little brother with her. Y/N is nervous her mum won't be happy.

She's so grounded, her face pales as she sees where Will is driving them too. "No Will why this! This is worse then death!" She yells bus the man acts like he doesn't hear her as he parks in Quantico FBI headquarters.

The man turns around. "Out now, you walk upstairs and you tell your mum what you've done, it's better this way, then her finding out from me" he says before Y/N groans and gets out of the car.

She waves as the Man drives back home, sighing the 15 year old turns to the building and walks in, once thr elevator opens she thinks about walking home, but thinks better of it either way she is dead.

The teen walks out of the elevator and into the bullpen where her Mum was talking with her team, Y/N is soon noticed by her Godmother Emily, who smiles as soon as she see Y/N.

"Y/N what are you doing here!" She yells gaining everyone's attention, JJs eyes widened as she sees her daughter standing in the room, she then takes in her daughters appearance. "You went to the party didn't you" Y/N nods her head.

The 15 year old sends a look to the team but none of them help her. JJ crosses her arms and angry look on her face. "You went to the party after I specifically told you not too" she said once again Y/N nods her head.

"I did and it was a stupid idea, but I really wanted to go and before you think that I left Henry home I didn't-" "-please don't tell me you bought him with you, a 5 year old to a party full of teenagers" JJ cut her daughter off.

"Maybe" mumbles Y/N, the team all had shocked faces on as JJ,rubs her forehead "how could you be to stupid! Y/N something bad could of happened to him why did you bring him! You know what your done, no phone for two weeks and your grounded!" Yelled JJ holding her hand out.

The teen sighs and hands over her phone "how long?" She asks, JJ,shakes her head "I haven't decided yet, come on your going home, good night guys see you Tomorrow" Says the mother before she grabs her bag and drags Y/N off to the elevator.

"I'm surprised she didn't kill her on the spot" Says Spencer braking the silence before the others could hear angry yelling from inside the elevator. Rossi clicks his fingers "there it is" he says as the other pray for Y/Ns safety.

The end!

Poor Y/N I swear her and JJ oneshots always end with her getting told off, but anyway thank you for your request.

So sorry for the grammar and Spelling mistakes as always.

Request are open!

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