#dumb ideas

[onebadnoodle]

[WEAPONIZED PANTS] they're like pants but can kill

#redraw #wanted to give this idea another go #pants #fashion #weapon design #dumb ideas #also did a quick magazine edit for them

[borealwrites]

I see your (general) “Kakashi expects children to be half as smart as he was at that age” AU and raise you a “Kakashi thinks children are way dumber than they actually are” AU. His only in-person experiences with pre genin are himself, a year at the academy, and Naruto.

So he’s convinced that Iruka is some kind of god for wrangling 17 half-feral children (and Naruto) into real human beings who can read and write and use chopsticks and deadly weapons. Yes, clan children probably learn a bit before, but still.

Kakashi: can’t believe you taught them almost everything they know

Iruka: I didn’t??

Kakashi: I watched you turn 18 hellions into mostly functional members of society

Iruka: most of my kids were well behaved

Kakashi: they absolutely were not, I once saw baby Shino bite Chouji and Hinata took out Gai’s kneecaps because he stood still long enough for her to catch him

#dumb ideas #storm writes #kakairu #iruka tries to point out he only started teaching them when they were like 6-8 #I’m actually having a really tough night and had to retype this three times #please have mercy if it isn’t as funny as I think #why is delete a draft/post always on the right #I have so many silly kakairu ideas I want to share #because I don’t think I’ll ever write them #how did this nonsense get 100 notes #you are too kind thank you uwu

[crazyqueenmoon]

The ADA While Fukuzawa’s Away On A Business Trip

• The office turns into a rager in a teen movie from the 2000s

• Dazai’s the one to throw said rager

• Atsushi gets tricked into helping Dazai throw it

• Kunikida gets told by Dazai that he can take the night off and that he’ll make sure everything gets done and that he can just go home and relax because the party would end before beginning if he ever knew about it

• Ranpo is standing in the back with Poe, vibing as he enjoys the snacks and drinks watching everyone go ballistic

• Yosano’s commenting on how lame the music is

• The Tanizakis would be the complete horndogs that they usually are, only they go far beyond 2nd base

• Kenji hangs onto the blade of the ceiling fan and spins himself around fast without the power turned on

• Kyouka’s just standing there watching everything in wonder

• The next day, the whole office is trashed, Fukuzawa’s trip is cut short and he’ll be coming back tomorrow night

• Even worse, Kunikida calls, asking if the paperwork’s been completed and says he’ll be back over in two hours

•The clean up and paperwork completion is left to Atsushi, Kenji, Kyouka, and the Tanizakis

• Atsushi and Junichiro are the only ones to do it

• Right as they’re done, Kunikida enters the office. They tell him everything’s been fine and they’re so happy to see him

• Fukuzawa arrives at night, sits on gum

• Kunikida yelling “DAZAI!!!!”

• The end

#bungo stray dogs #bsd #dazai osamu #armed detective agency #ada bsd #yosano akiko #bsd kenji #tanizaki junichirou #bsd fukuzawa #bsd atsushi #ranpo edogawa #kyouka izumi #kunikida doppo #teen movie #dumb ideas #random af I know

[jacenotjason]

"Jace stop comparing The Hatzgang to every mean trio"

no shut up look

#i am upset the 'tabii with two eyes' gag doesnt work with robert #but still #look at them #its perfect #spooky month #hatzgang #hatzgang spooky month #spooky month hatzgang #the hatzgang #roy spooky month #ross spooky month #robert spooky month #the flower scouts #camp camp #dumb ideas

[bbcreative-0]

This needs more attention

The fact we as a TMNT fandom don’t talk about the fact that it is canon that Leo and April gossip to each other in 2012 TMNT

The minute Leo thinks(I don’t ship Karai x Leo FYI) he has a crush his first instinct is to tell April about.

Meaning they have gone to each other before to discuss/gossip about random shit. This needs to be talked about more and I need more fics of this. Like in my head this is how it goes:

April: Hey Leo I gotta tell you something.

Leo: What’s up?

April: Remember James and Ava?

Leo: Yes what about them?

April: …They broke up.

Leo: What!? What happened?

April: So you know how James had that girl friend?

Leo: Oh you mean Sam?

April: Turns out, James cheated on Ava with Sam!

Leo: I fucking knew it! Their friendship was always bullshit to me!

April: Anyone had to constantly remind everyone how they are just really close friends is never to be trusted.

Leo: Exactly! I’m gonna make tea!! We need to talk about everything!

April: I got the cookie ready to go!

Like come on guys this is hilarious and we need more of this!!

#tmnt 2k12 #tmnt leonardo #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #teenage mutant ninja turtles 2012 #tmnt 2012 #tmnt leo 2012 #tmnt april #dumb ideas

[lasiapur]

Renga idol AU

#renga #reki kyan #langa hasegawa #dumb ideas #fanart #comic

[korben600]

You know what would be peak cringe that could keep Twitter users off of here?

Anthropomorphized social media platforms.

Playing off of the old Tumblr X 4chan stuff, Tumblr used to be a bit of a crazy girl who went wild in her youth and had serious far right tendencies. But while 4chan OD’d on Nazism, tumblr weaned herself off of it, and after breaking up with Yahoo, and hooking up with Verizon who tried to turn her into a different more upright person, she finally settled for Automattic.

She was expecting Automattic to be her last BF, and that she’d run herself into the ground for them, but it turns out they’re not that bad and Tumblr’s been getting back their mojo.

Now Tumblr is the in-universe equivalent of a fandom old, running a coffee shop while everything else burns around them.

Major plot developments would be getting something approaching a sex life after Verizon tried to force her to be celibate, desperately begging Twitter to stay with her when she realized that Elon was even more abusive to Twitter than her last BF, and going to 4chan’s funeral/getting into fights with all of 4chan’s kids who drove him to an early grave.

#dumb ideas #anthro tumblr #or… #hmm... #need a better name #for this idea #maybe #the last platform #idk #I’ll think on it #not like anyone will use this idea #tumblr x twitter #twitter x tumblr #twitblr

[cokowiii]

That one anon that asked about shipping Cali and Mikey. If you’re reading this. You ruined me…/j

#I hate it here #another peepaw au #sobbing crying #doodle #drawing #sketch #rottmnt #tmnt #rottmnt oc #ship art #sadly #save rottmnt #unpause rottmnt #work doodles #memes #suffering #deadass #wip #dumb ideas #artists on tumblr #THE ORIGINAL TEXT IN THE THIRD PIC WAS TOO CRINGE SO I MADE IT BETTER

[cypherscript]

Danny Phantom Vtuber shitpost

So you know how we have Vtubers and everything? Maybe that's what eldritch Danny could be. The animated universes have Vtubers like us but since everything's animated they're just really shitty Fleshtuber replicas. They know it's just a program and it's kinda niche. But for Danny when he goes Eldritch abomination he's just like, a third dimensional version of himself as a real ass boy and the 2d DC/DP verse can't comprehend his existence as anything but WRONG.

#eldritch danny #dp x dc #dc x dp #dumb ideas

[marxalittle]

I have the dumbest fucking idea and it's only getting larger in my notes app SO:

Hanahaki disease is a magical illness.

Forsaken are immune to diseases of the living: those which require a living body to afflict, feed from, or grow within. They are not immune to curses, afflictions, spell plagues, or magical illnesses.

And while it's true that the Dark Lady was raised with her body intact as it was at the moment of her death, including the injuries she had sustained immediately before, resulting in some physical tics and strain; it is also true that when she suddenly developed a cough, someone was going to notice.

It can't kill her, because she doesn't need to breathe, but an impossible passion for Jaina Proudmoore has given root and rise to Hanahaki disease, a most inconvenient affliction for the Banshee Queen.

#Hanahaki disease #the girls the wives #dumb ideas #Banshee Queen #they're idiots your honor #jaina proudmoore #sylvanas windrunner #sylvanas x jaina #i will write this you can't stop me #brain worms

[gear-taro]

The other day i was talking with a friend we discussed

Could a Hattori Heiji spin off work?

Just a goofy idea me and her talked about

I imagine it would be him just solving cases with Kazuha and maybe some highschool shenanigans,since he is.....a highschooler

Of course all without that Conan kid running around

It would probably just be the same as conan but with different dinamics and such

And a bunch more osaka lol

Like i said just a dumb tought :P

#dcmk #detective conan #hattori heiji #dumb ideas #kazuha toyama #osaka #maybe one of you guys could write like an chapter or something #and it would probably have some title like #Hattori heiji's osakan misteries! #or something like that lol

[president-alpine]

Humans taught the Autobots and Decepticons slang, Shockwave is horrified

Okay silly idea, but like I can imagine after living on Earth for so long, the two armies have picked up a few quirks from humanity, like slang

But not just any slang, internet slang

After all, learning how to navigate the internet, getting distracted by cat videos, and memes, they got to learn a bunch of new words. They even started to use it in their daily lives

Much to Shockwave's horror

One video call between the Decepticon commanders was utter hell for Shockwave to comprehend

Shockwave: "What appears to be the problem?"

Megatron: "Starscream had to ruin our latest plan with his idiocy!"

Starscream: "Can you even blame me? I can't go out there without my drip!"

Shockwave: "Y-Your what?"

Megatron: "Don't start this Starscream!"

Megatron and Starscream start fighting while Shockwave tries to figure out what 'Drip' means.

This goes for the Autobots as well, one time he was listening to some audio of a meeting and could not comprehend what he just heard.

Ratchet: "Don't feel bad Skyfire, I'm sure Starscream will turn around."

Skyfire: "Yeah... I can't help it, he's my poor little meow meow."

Shockwave pauses the audio and tries to understand what "Little meow meow" means. He can feel his own circuits breaking.

But much to Shockwave's horror, it's spreading to the entire armies at an alarming rate.

Examples but not limited to

After Megatron finishes a speech, Lugnut screams, "YAAASSS QUEEEN!" And some of the Decepticons join in, Shockwave is terrified.

One time while having a meeting with Starscream, Starscream interrupts the meeting to watch his show.

Starscream: "Hold that thought Shockwave, the wig is about to be snatched and I can't miss this!"

Shockwave: "What is a wig?"

Reviewing one of the many battles, Shockwave noticed how many Autobots are screaming, "YEET" when they throw something. Even the stern Autobots like Optimus Prime or Ironhide are screaming, "YEET"

Unable to handle a single second of this weirdness, Shockwave investigates all these weird words and terms.

That's when he discovers that the humans themselves are teaching the Autobots and Decepticons slang in the internet.

To his horror, humanity isn't stopping and are showing them more

Shockwave: "Primus. Letting the two factions on the internet was a mistake"

#transformers #maccadam #megatron #starscream #shockwave #optimus prime #ironhide #lugnut #autobots #decepticons #dumb ideas #silly ideas

[silliestheadspace]

Itty bitty baby Majora's Mask AU concept: in which Link ran into Sheik at the castle while he was snitching on Ganondorf. An idea that got away from me: "What if Sheik was in MM?" Because I liked the idea that Majora was originally a Sheikah mage. Poses referenced from Kibbitzer: https://www.patreon.com/posts/fullbody-sheet-25738100 Because I'm one-billion percent awful if it's not a straight standing pose or a bust. It took me hours to talk myself into posting this.

#legend of zelda #loz #sheik #sheikah #ocarina of time #oot link #majoras mask #young link #loz au #dumb ideas

[salaapaoo]

I would like to see everyone looking up to Cale with pride and awe right ?

Like they absolutely trust Cale w their entire being ???

They know how caring he actually is under that nonchalant mask of his. He's constantly saying things that are just perfect for the situation?? Like he's s o good at motivating and building up people... While trying to seem like it's nothing much?

They just love their ...liar of a leader.

They're finding out more and more about him with every passing day!

Today they would out... He's extremely ticklish.

Like maybe he's laying down on the sofa and his shirt rides up just a bit and Hong suddenly decides to jump up to take a nap with him?? But then his fur trails across the open patch of skin and cale just kinda lets out this high pitched noise ?????

Hong immediately throws himself off and he's looking at Cale to figure out what he did wrong

And the rest of them are either whipping their heads up to look at Cale or scrambling into the room..

And he tries to act like nothing happened right?? Maybe coughs a little and tells them it was nothing??

But then Rosalyn has a lightbulb moment and the convo goes like:

"Cale... Are you ticklish??"

"...don't be stupid"

"you know... My brother would react the same way to getting tickled..."

And she's moving towards him... And he's like o shiet... And the kids are also giddy, wanting to know as well

Just. Noona!Rosalyn shenanigans pls

Like imagine... A fluffy crack fic with all the times she kinda exposes him of this sort of thing?? And her taking care of him like one of her own younger brothers

#tcf cale #cale henituse #tcf #trash of the count's family #lout of the count’s family #lcf cale #tcf rosalyn #salaapaoo fic ideas #dumb ideas #tcf crack

[vampirevoltage]

Why not?

Alright, alright, so there's been a lot of superheroes I've seen Danny interact with. However, with the Blue Beetle movie coming out I'm vaguely disappointed that I haven't seen any fics with him yet. To be honest, a lot of my Blue Beetle knowledge is a little old and foggy from nostalgia but...oh well.

Like I just think they could have such a chill relationship. If we assume Blue Beetle to be Jaime Reyes, it gives Danny the chance to make friends with another teenage super who was just kinda tossed into the deep end. Plus, Jaime could definitely relate to how Danny feels when it comes to protecting his friends and family. He might not completely get Danny's relationship with his parents, but he'd 100% understand being the problem-solver/peacekeeper in a friend group.

Besides that, the Scarab alone has so many cool possibilities. It's magic alien tech that bonds to the wearer! It could possibly be linked to the ghost zone in this au, have the spirits of older users tied to it, or just be something cool Danny gets to encounter. Especially because it would be a way to link Danny to space. I also just think it'd be good for Jaime. Like he has mentor figures and does later get to link up with Young Justice and the Teen Titans but like...just having a hero friend is helpful. He doesn't need to have Danny fight his battles with him or vice versa, but just to have an understanding person in his corner. I really like the two of them being Pen pals or something. Idk I just think it'd be neat.

#danny fenton #danny phantom #blue beetle #dc x dp #jaime reyes #dc universe #dumb ideas #dpxdc #dp x dc

[yagirlyubnub]

okay so hear me out

I’ve seen the concept of land sharks, tiny sharks with lil legs acting like dogs. But what about….SKY SHARKS.

THEY HAVE WINGS, AND THEY DIVE BOMB INTO THINGS. THEY’RE THE SIZE OF A SEAGUL AND ACT LIKE ONE TOO.

#Weird #dumb ideas #here me out #land sharks #sky sharks #animals #dumb animals #Stupid ideas #lil stupid #pm seymour #the click #silly little guy #silly goofy mood #silly little thoughts