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rypnami · 14 days
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garreth: roses are red, grass is greener, when i think of you, i play with my wiener
mc:
mc: never say that again
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fishfingersalad · 6 months
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I love chex. I wholeheartedly love it. the issue is that I hate it in canon. Maybe it's bc of the poor writing of all the women in the show or maybe it's just personal preference but. I only like chex when Tex is as into it as Church is. Throughout bloodgulch shes like. meh towards their 'relationship' (is it a relationship?) while church is very much into it. Theres no passion on her side, and no power balance. Tbh it's an issue I have that gets worse with Epsilon and Epsitex. Tex is given next to no autonomy by Epsilon and was brought back against her wants and only allowed to leave when he decided so. Anyway this is a longwinded way of saying Tex pegs Church and they call each other 'bitch' and then makeout.
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poisoned-ai-data · 26 days
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if i draw dicks all over a painting and put a filter so its hard to see to a human eye, but an ai would see it
would it
would it do anything
asking for a friend
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marsdeathdefiances · 6 months
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Socrates: You give me headaches
Alcibiades: *smiling* No
Alcibiades: just head.
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context? what can i say- i hardly know her! but you don't need context to have a good time, right?
...right?
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leezlelatch · 3 months
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thinking about Copia’s juicy thighs squeezing my head like those videos of people crushing a watermelon…
Thighs squeezing your head, fingers gripping your hair, head tilted back as he shouts his ecstasy to the ceiling…🤤
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19emma75 · 7 months
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3am💭
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narlowemcfarlowe · 18 days
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old deviantart drawing, don't ask me why spork's arms are so stubby lol
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softcenteregg · 9 months
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//show me your teeth :: my religion is you//
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b-r-a-i-n-v-o-m-i-t · 16 days
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Unique keychains I found at the cheapshop
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groovy-ruins · 5 months
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Do you know about cybersex? Find out today!!
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diggiebear · 10 months
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this is my demon lady oc, her name is Timber and i sincerely hope this finds the right audience
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sojirosteacup · 2 months
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Sojiro: RUI
Sojiro: IT'S ME
Sojiro: I CHANGED MY NUMBER
Sojiro: I HAVE IMPORTANT NEWS
Rui: First of all
Rui: Test
Rui: In what unusual place did you do the sex act this time?
Sojiro: Chicken coop
Sojiro: BUT IT WASN'T INSIDE IT
Sojiro: IT WAS NEXT TO IT
Rui: Identity confirmed
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poisoned-ai-data · 9 days
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Uohhhhhhhhh! 😭💢💢💢 REALITY IS DISAPPOINTING FR FR 😭😭😭😭😭😭😡😡😡😡😡😡 Imagination be like "here's a baddie with big tiddies, a thicc booty, and a heart of gold" 😍🍑👸💖 but reality be like "here's your crusty ex who still owes you $20" 🤮💸🤡 SMDH BRUH! 😤😤😤 Anime waifus got me simping HARD 🥵💘 but IRL girls be like "I only date 6'5" gigachads with 12 pack abs and a 7 figure salary" 😒💅💍 Miss me with that BULLSHIT! 🙅‍♂️🚫 Video games really be the MVP 🏆🎮 letting you clap alien cheeks on the daily 👽🍆💦 but the only cheeks I'm clapping IRL are these mf TEARS fam 😢🍑💧 BRUH, don't even get me STARTED on porn 🙈💻🔞 Porn be like "what are you doing step bro" 😏🍆 but IRL be like "ew, that's incest you disgusting fuck" 😷🚓🚨 Bitch, you think I WANTED this trauma?! 🤬🤕 Nah, I wanted a THICC vampire mommy gf to sit on my face and call me pogchamp 😫🧛‍♀️👅 but instead I got crippling hentai addiction and a therapist 👨‍⚕️💊😞 It really do be like that sometimes 😔💯 FUCK THIS SHIT, I'm boutta isekai my ass to a world of big tiddy waifus ✌️🌸🍑
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marsdeathdefiances · 2 months
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Big things are happening:
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you know what, sure, i’ll put this here too
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