I love chex. I wholeheartedly love it. the issue is that I hate it in canon. Maybe it's bc of the poor writing of all the women in the show or maybe it's just personal preference but. I only like chex when Tex is as into it as Church is. Throughout bloodgulch shes like. meh towards their 'relationship' (is it a relationship?) while church is very much into it. Theres no passion on her side, and no power balance. Tbh it's an issue I have that gets worse with Epsilon and Epsitex. Tex is given next to no autonomy by Epsilon and was brought back against her wants and only allowed to leave when he decided so. Anyway this is a longwinded way of saying Tex pegs Church and they call each other 'bitch' and then makeout.
Uohhhhhhhhh! 😭💢💢💢 REALITY IS DISAPPOINTING FR FR 😭😭😭😭😭😭😡😡😡😡😡😡 Imagination be like "here's a baddie with big tiddies, a thicc booty, and a heart of gold" 😍🍑👸💖 but reality be like "here's your crusty ex who still owes you $20" 🤮💸🤡 SMDH BRUH! 😤😤😤 Anime waifus got me simping HARD 🥵💘 but IRL girls be like "I only date 6'5" gigachads with 12 pack abs and a 7 figure salary" 😒💅💍 Miss me with that BULLSHIT! 🙅♂️🚫 Video games really be the MVP 🏆🎮 letting you clap alien cheeks on the daily 👽🍆💦 but the only cheeks I'm clapping IRL are these mf TEARS fam 😢🍑💧 BRUH, don't even get me STARTED on porn 🙈💻🔞 Porn be like "what are you doing step bro" 😏🍆 but IRL be like "ew, that's incest you disgusting fuck" 😷🚓🚨 Bitch, you think I WANTED this trauma?! 🤬🤕 Nah, I wanted a THICC vampire mommy gf to sit on my face and call me pogchamp 😫🧛♀️👅 but instead I got crippling hentai addiction and a therapist 👨⚕️💊😞 It really do be like that sometimes 😔💯 FUCK THIS SHIT, I'm boutta isekai my ass to a world of big tiddy waifus ✌️🌸🍑