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*Hears footsteps towards my room* Please dont

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If ass were grass I'd have plowed a field.

#ass #quotes #me #selfquote #funny #booty #bored

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can horses recognize that the horses on the merry go round aren’t real?  or can they not even comprehend that those are resemblances of their own species?  how close does a fake horse have to be to a real horse for a horse to recognize it as a horse

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Scott Locke // Handmade Collage // 2014

10”x9½”

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A coworker and some customers just watched me chase an armadillo around the parking lot of the store I work at.

#armadillo #cute animals #kawaii #adorable #chase #didnt catch #sad

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I hate how I'll try to have a nice friendship with an ex. Then She makes a comment about needing new bras And I happened to notice a coupon for half off bras at her favorite store in the junk mail And I know God is fucking with me.

#god #fuckingwithme #ex #girls #girlfriend #friends #just friends #exgf #coupons #fate

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I hate when girls are all freaked out by their own small human imperfections and I'm just like have you seen me why are you even dating me who put you up to this??

#girls #conspiracy #imperfection #relationships

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I've spent the last four and a half hours replying "and may the force be with you" to customers at the convenience store. 50% happy reactions 50% confused and angry.

#jedi #starwars #work #working #onthejob #bored

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That's how my entire first year went.

Study groups where all the members are procrastinators is the most counterproductive thing ever

#First year #study groups #college #text post

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Runescape account so old it has a five lower case character password.

#runescape #so pro #old school

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Most Tired NA

#NA #tired #dead #didnt sleep