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Beautiful boy
Whatever you do don’t imagine James potter singing beautiful boy by John Lennon to Harry. Whatever you do don’t imagine James hearing the song for the first time when it was released in 1981, looking down at Harry in his arms and crying. Don’t imagine him buying a record player just for Harry’s room so he can play that record and sing him to sleep every night.
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Words to replace said, except this actually helps
I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they weren’t sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.
IN RESPONSE TO Acknowledged Answered Protested
INPUT/JOIN CONVERSATION/ASK Added Implored Inquired Insisted Proposed Queried Questioned Recommended Testified
GUILTY/RELUCTANCE/SORRY Admitted Apologized Conceded Confessed Professed
FOR SOMEONE ELSE Advised Criticized Suggested
JUST CHECKING Affirmed Agreed Alleged Confirmed
LOUD Announced Chanted Crowed
LEWD/CUTE/SECRET SPY FEEL Appealed Disclosed Moaned
ANGRY FUCK OFF MATE WANNA FIGHT Argued Barked Challenged Cursed Fumed Growled Hissed Roared Swore
SMARTASS Articulated Asserted Assured Avowed Claimed Commanded Cross-examined Demanded Digressed Directed Foretold Instructed Interrupted Predicted Proclaimed Quoted Theorized
ASSHOLE Bellowed Boasted Bragged
NERVOUS TRAINWRECK Babbled Bawled Mumbled Sputtered Stammered Stuttered
SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER Bargained Divulged Disclosed Exhorted
FIRST OFF Began
LASTLY Concluded Concurred
WEAK PUSY Begged Blurted Complained Cried Faltered Fretted
HAPPY/LOL Cajoled Exclaimed Gushed Jested Joked Laughed
WEIRDLY HAPPY/EXCITED Extolled Jabbered Raved
BRUH, CHILL Cautioned Warned
ACTUALLY, YOU’RE WRONG Chided Contended Corrected Countered Debated Elaborated Objected Ranted Retorted
CHILL SAVAGE Commented Continued Observed Surmised
LISTEN BUDDY Enunciated Explained Elaborated Hinted Implied Lectured Reiterated Recited Reminded Stressed
BRUH I NEED U AND U NEED ME Confided Offered Urged
FINE Consented Decided
TOO EMO FULL OF EMOTIONS Croaked Lamented Pledged Sobbed Sympathized Wailed Whimpered
JUST SAYING Declared Decreed Mentioned Noted Pointed out Postulated Speculated Stated Told Vouched
WASN’T ME Denied Lied
EVIL SMARTASS Dictated Equivocated Ordered Reprimanded Threatened
BORED Droned Sighed
SHHHH IT’S QUIET TIME Echoed Mumbled Murmured Muttered Uttered Whispered
DRAMA QUEEN Exaggerated Panted Pleaded Prayed Preached
OH SHIT Gasped Marveled Screamed Screeched Shouted Shrieked Yelped Yelled
ANNOYED Grumbled Grunted Jeered Quipped Scolded Snapped Snarled Sneered
ANNOYING Nagged
I DON’T REALLY CARE BUT WHATEVER Guessed Ventured
I’M DRUNK OR JUST BEING WEIRDLY EXPRESSIVE FOR A POINT/SARCASM Hooted Howled Yowled
I WONDER Pondered Voiced Wondered
OH, YEAH, WHOOPS Recalled Recited Remembered
SURPRISE BITCH Revealed
IT SEEMS FAKE BUT OKAY/HA ACTUALLY FUNNY BUT I DON’T WANT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD Scoffed Snickered Snorted
BITCHY Tattled Taunted Teased
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Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
I love my mom.
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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
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Tony Stark with Peter Parker vs Tony Stark with the rest of the Avengers
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Thor: Thank you all for coming to my brother’s funeral.
Loki:
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Thor:
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Loki:
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tom hardy: hey dare me to jump into that lobster tank?
the director, his fellow costars, the entire production crew: no
tom hardy: i cant believe you’re making me do this ((:
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Let’s be real here. The only reason we use tumblr anymore is because we all started using it when we where like 13, and now have this weird emotional attachment to it because it shaped us as people.
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Laurie throwing his champagne across a roomful of people whilst shrieking in jealousy...
I mean we all think about doing it but wow, the boy really went there.
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me everytime i see joe put his baseball cap on:
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joe everytime he murders someone:
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everyone after watching this fucking show:
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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
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Polly: there's only one thing worse than dying
Polly: *rips off paper to reveal Michael dying*
Tommy: *gasp* Michael
Polly: no
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Are you a Dom or sub?
I love dominos and subway but it really just depends on the night and what I’m feelin
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That feeling when Draco says “Harry” instead of “Potter” for the first time in a fanfic
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Remus after a full moon throughout the years, taken by Sirius.
JUST SEEN THE 1773 IM SORRY 😂😂😂
Edits by me
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