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Fun/fucked up idea for a TV show

Basic premise it's one of those we put people in a dangerous place and they have to survive like it's filmed by them or very basic film crew now the twist comes in after the first 2 episodes one of the people find a dead body and things just start escalating until the audience realise it was a scripted show the entire time.

I just think it be funny

#bad tv #game shows #survivor series #funny jokes #bad jokes #sillyposting

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It's my 5 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳 apparently I've been using this sight for 5 years good to know I guess looking forward to the next time I'm reminded time is a thing that passes

#5 year tumblrversary #tumblr milestone

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Person: hey you okay?

Me in a gravely tone: you wouldn't get it the thing I've done the things I have to do it haunts me, I can't escape the horrors of this world no matter how hard I try

(i have to make a phone call for an appointment)

#meme #phone call #anxienty #why are phone calls so scary

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trans girls r so pretty I wish I were a trans girl

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With the announcement of the Legend of Zelda movie I was thinking "well the Mario movie wasn't bad had a fun sound track and it was a pretty film to look at" I then learnt it's apparently going to be live action and so I'm now here like "what out of touch corporate sentient sack of money suggested that because I'll tell you what if any video game is going to be animated it should be a Zelda movie like make a fun anime style thing for gods sake" with all that out of the way I look forward to Tom Holland's portrayal of Link because it would probably be him if they get big names in

#legend of zelda #zelda movie #tom holland #video games #video game movies

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This is exactly how dnd should be

*outside the boss chamber of a dungeon*

Ranger, aka the only level-headed person in the party: Okay guys, we need a PLAN before we go in there this time.

Rogue: THE PLAN IS HIT IT UNTIL IT STOPS MOVING

Barbarian, sprinting into the room: OH HELL YEAH, LEEROY JENKINS, MOTHERFUCKER!

(every single PC went down at some point and by the end no one was above 15 HP)

#rpg #dnd

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Not sure if this is just me but pizza feels like a power word like you say it a d I'm like "ooo pizza yes I need some like rn" or maybe it's just me and my love for pizza

#dnd #power word kill #pizzalover #food

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i dont think this is as funny without the tiktok audio but i love mr martin k(nife) blackwood with all my heart so im posting this here anyways. look at him.

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shout out to girls (me) who want to look femme (me) but who grow facial hair extremely quickly (me) and are suffering (me)

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So my friends and I devised a most evil scheme for my next dnd campaign four of my friends will make two characters while the fifth makes just one now that may not sound evil but what we will do is in the first session I will do a tpk for the four thus traumatizing the one and setting the tone of the game

#bad dnd ideas #dnd #setting the scene #ttrpg #ttrpg community #dark dnb

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made by yours (un)truly

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Resantly found out I can do a really good valley girl voice and it's given me the terrible idea to make a BBEG that has that voice for example

Players after thwarting the plans of a mighty warlord finally walk into the warlords base

The party looks up to see figure shrouded shadow sitting on a large throne

Warlord Valley girl: so you're the losers that have been harshing my vibes tbh that's hella uncool so like don't take it personally but brandishes a metal club that says girlboss on the side imma have to kill you or something.

#dnd #ttrpg community #dnd bbeg #bad dnd ideas #d&d 5e #d&d memes

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Gotta support your elder gods when they feel down

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Literally happened to me when I showed my friends Highlander lemme tell ya that film aged like milk, cool consept though

down memory lame

(p.s. I'm gonna be finishing the new comic on twitch later today, follow me to be notified when I go live)

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Been watching one piece I don't know how I got here but I'm on the big mom arc and just thinking "damn you oda you've made me give a shit" like I sometimes down right hate the show but then something cool happens and I'm like "well now I need to know what happens to this silly rubber man and his friends that aren't Usopp.

#one piece #anime #manga #monkey d. luffy

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Finally decided to start using Tumblr due to how awful twitter keeps getting, like I genuinely was so revolted by the logo change I immediately deleted the app I already like this place better it's nice to look at.

#twitter #new here #social media

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Then Jason never kills again.