honeyizippedthekids

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Hey! TL;DR: this blog hasn’t been abandoned, and I plan on coming back to it once things have settled. There’s more information as to what’s been going on below the cut, but please mind the tags.

Unfortunately, I’ve had to put this project on the back burner. I was hospitalized for a while (not covid) and fell behind on my uni work. Which... y’know. Sucks. But worry not! We’ve still got some plot points to uncover, and I genuinely enjoy sharing these concepts with you guys. I’m really sorry for being so inconsistent- though at the same time, I’m incredibly grateful to have reached 1k! I’m not yet sure when I’ll be able to fully return - I’m still in recovery and taking three classes - but on GOD I’ll make it happen. Thank you all for sticking around, and take care!

#eyestrain #just in case #update #third non-ask post in a row lets GO #ive prolly said this tons but here we go again: #im sORRY #bruabba #tw medical #tw covid 19 #mod talks

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Somebody wanted a family tree, so I delivered! I’ve placed a little transcript/guide on the relationships under the cut, just in case. Hope this helps!

Risotto + Prosciutto are married. Formaggio + Ghiaccio are Risotto and Donatella’s biological children. Risotto and Donatella are exes; she passed away after their divorce. Prosciutto is Melone and Gelato’s half brother. Sorbet, Illuso, and Pesci are all adopted. Bruno + Leone are married. Narancia is their biological son. Pannacotta, Giorno, Mista and Trish are all adopted. Trish is Donatella’s daughter, sired by the man she got with after Risotto. Ciocolata and Secco exist on this chart solely because I wanted to fill the empty space. Sugar Cube’s their hamster. 

#baby au #jjba #jjba ask blog #hmm #bucci gang #la squadra #seccolata #bruabba #risopro

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baby au texts

You wanted it, I delivered. This ended up being quite the long post, so there’s more under the cut! Enjoy.

#baby au #not an ask #but a post nonetheless #this is a mess but i hope yall get a laugh outta it lol #bruabba #long post

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Melone: No, Ghiaccio, shaking Mini Prosciutto to try and get the chalk out of him is not the way to go.

#anon #baby au #ghiaccio #prosciutto #gelato #illuso #formaggio #narancia ghirga #event #we're almost done amen

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“Hope you had a good one, too! And also, I hope your dads have no more lice. We don’t want the goth spreading.”

#🥺 #xnaaraanciiaax #narancia ghirga #interaction #this is SO adorable

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#anon #legendarylukim #bloomingshadows676 #risotto nero #event #bruno buccellati #jjba ask blog #baby au

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Trish: You sacrificed me to Mini Dad... for makeup.  Panni: Do you hear something, Melone? Melone: I think Trish just- Panni: Oh well, maybe it was just the rain. :) Trish: >:’(

#trish una #pannacotta fugo #melone #jjba ask blog #baby au #event #anon #the rain sounds like trish #leone abbacchio

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Do the "now little adults" take naps? Lil risotto looks like he needs a nap. And now he can finally take one without the kids bugging him!

#ghiaccio #melone #illuso #gelato #prosciutto #risotto nero #anon #amboriana #baby au #jjba #jjba ask blog

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Now that you've grown up, Narancia, to which of your parents you feel more attached to? And what you think you took after each of them?

Narancia: I think Bruno picked up the biting from Minisciutto... or Mista. Mista: >:(

#narancia ghirga #bruno buccellati #event #anon #jjba #jjba ask blog #baby au

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now that the kids are older do we get to see more of the melomis agenda?

Ghiaccio: We’re still trying to get Minisciutto off.

#melomis #kinda HAHA #baby au #jjba #jjba ask blog #melone #guido mista #prosciutto #bruno buccellati #leone abbacchio #anon #event

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Local blonde bleaches hair in order to escape the disaster around him. (Oil on canvas, 20XX.)

#giorno giovanna #anon #amboriana #legendarylukium #baby au #event #jjba #jjba ask blog #this entire post is a disaster #tw gif #its a bit much so

[honeyizippedthekids]

Hi! New fic! 

So this one’s actually kind of special and was written for @honeyizippedthekids​ because I love their amazing and adorable blog. I hope you like it! 

Here’s the synopsis of the fic and for those curious, it is rated for General Audiences! (Sorry for the small Twilight joke.)

#THEY WROTE ME A FIC #A FIC #I GOT #A FIC!!!!!!!!!! I GOT A FIC #IM CRYING #IM C #IM CRYINGGGG #SCREAMS FOR FIFTEEN YEARS #thelatestalligator #oh my god #oh my gooooood

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@dexpairs-blog  @jojotarojoestar  @sometimes-trish

Try to ignore the ‘eau of sweaty child’ perfume in the air.

#risotto nero #bruno buccellati #event #dexpairs-blog #sometimes-trish #im so sorry it took me so long to answer;; #jojotarojoestar #baby au #jjba #jjba ask blog #leone abbacchio #prosciutto

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How do you feel being in taller and more grown-up bodies?!?

Narancia’s memorial service will be held tonight.

#anon #narancia ghirga #pannacotta fugo #jjba #jjba ask blog #baby au #event

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So do the now de-aged parents still love each other?

Formaggio: Dad- uh. Mini Dad is still trying to get the Fitness monologue right. I think he’s gonna get it soon. Ghiaccio: WHO TAUGHT HIM THAT? WAS IT YOU, FORMAGGIO? Formaggio: ...Perhaps.

#anon #jjba #jjba ask blog #risotto nero #prosciutto #bruno buccellati #leone abbacchio #baby au #event

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Hey, Narancia, let's go apeshit!

Don’t ask where they got the shopping trolley. 

#xnaaraanciiaax #interaction #event #baby au #jjba #jjba ask blog #narancia ghirga

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Trish: They’re out of control. Risotto’s trying to Bob Ross the house, Leone’s been copying what they all do so right now he’s helping him out, Bruno’s been raiding our food supply like some kind of possum, and Prosciutto became a feral Roomba™ situation. He’s climbed on top of the ceiling fan twice. It’s barely even noon.

Mista: That’s a very valid and correct feeling, anon. There’s four of them, after all...

#anon #baby au #jjba #jjba ask blog #event #bruno buccellati #prosciutto #risotto nero #leone abbacchio #lucarrie