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I need more crossovers of psych and supernatural. Like, Sam and Dean knowing Shawn isn't a psychic because they've met them, Shawn knowing Sam and Dean aren't FBI because of his hypervigilance, Lassie and Gus being in denial about ghosts or whatever other supernatural entity, Jules utterly simping for the gay ass angel known as Castiel while Shawn and Dean seethe with jealousy. It's perfect.

Also maybe Shawn calling out Dean's closeted ass about Castiel

#correct #so real op

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I made another thing.

With apologies to Neil Gaiman.

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Neil Gaiman and the Good Omens team deserve so much better than to have something like this spoiled. It's one thing for Amazon Prime to accidentally spoil something, but it's entirely something else for "fans" to keep sharing the photo/video around.

It's just over a month to wait. I'm sure you're capable of waiting that long. Aziraphale and Crowley waited 11 years to see if their plans worked out, you can wait a month for season two.

And, no, I won't give context if you don't know what I'm talking about. Keep it that way. Show the show some respect.

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So real OP :,)

ME LISTENING TO MUSIC AND IMAGINING MY SILLY LITTLE GUYS IN THE SADDEST SITUATIONS POSSIBLE

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Lassie learned close hand magic as a teenager, and he got quite good at it. Occasionally now if he has a quarter in his hand, he will skillfully flip it around his knuckles and practice making the coin disappear, and reappear when he is on long phone calls or he is bored in a meeting. The only one who has picked up on this little skill is Shawn. 

Lassie froze, his mouth tightening and the tips of his ears turning pink in an embarrassment as he realized Shawn saw him playing with the coin. Shawn had one of those looks on his face. The kind where you could see the gears turning his head coming up with some mischievous idea that would end up making Lassie look ridiculous and make people believe Shawn truly was a physic… This cannot be good.

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ICONIC

HAAHAHSGHDJDJRHJDHD I SAW THE LASSIE PIC AND I KNEW WHAT HAD TO HAPPEN

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LASSIE IS SO BABYGIRL!!!

(This is cannon btw)

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SCHOOL SPORTS HEADCANNONS

Lassie was forced to play sports in elementary and middle school by his mom.

Of course he hated this. He wasn’t picked last for teams per se.. but he was always around third or fourth to last and it bothered him quite a bit.

By the time he was in 8th grade he was pretty good at soccer, baseball, and whatever other miscellaneous sports his mom threw him into.

He wanted to do figure skating but he was signed up for hockey instead.

He was asked to play casual games of volleyball and basketball quite a lot in high school because of his height. Most of the time he said no. But occasionally he would join if you caught him in a good mood.

He learned how to juggle in college and knows close hand magic tricks but he would absolutely NEVER admit these skills to anyone. Ever.

His favorite sport was baseball.

He was obsessed with taking karate lessons in third grade. His mom pulled him out by fifth grade because he wouldn’t stop “chopping around the house”

This man definitely had a traumatic embarrassing gym moment that he thinks of as “the incident”

The incident may or may not have been getting his shorts pulled down in gym class in front of the girl he liked.

He probably did track and wrestling in high school.

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ITS THE DAY

Happy anniversary to the Most Day of all tumblr

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If Shawn went out of state for a job but Lassie stayed behind Lassie would say something like “good riddance” and try to act like he was glad to have some peace and quiet. This would last about two hours or so before he realized that it feels too quiet without him. Around hour three he would find something he would want to show Shawn and almost shout for him to come over before he remembered he was out of town. He would grump around more than usual and everything and everyone would get on his nerves more than normal. By the second day that Shawn was out of town he would have found an excuse to call him about something because he missed his voice he needed to talk to him about a case. Around day three he would either already be wherever Shawn was because he missed him too much “Spencer is incompetent at his job” or he would be in a really bad funk that lasted until Shawn came back. Either way when he sees Shawn again Lassie would definitely find an excuse to make physical contact with him. He couldn’t POSSIBLY hug him but maybe he could get away with some light strangling or slamming against a wall. If not that, maybe he could brush his hand against his in the hallway and follow it up with a “watch where you are going Spencer!” to cover his tracks and avoid suspicion.

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There’s a 1000% chance Lassie was a hall monitor.

He also probably ran for class president but wasn’t chosen.

He was picked for dodgeball after all the popular kids and the athletes but before the last few kids.

He ate lunch alone most days but that was because he wanted to.

He read a lot of mystery books. He loved the hardy boys and Sherlock Holmes.

He was split 50/50 as the student who was the class pet and the one the teachers hated. The ones who didnt like him were ironically the ones who taught his favorite subjects, because he would constantly interrupt and correct them on things.

He was bullied but that stopped when people realized he was more trouble than he was worth.

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Shawn gets Lassie into marvel.

•Lassie quickly becomes a Loki and Bucky STAN and will defend them both at all costs.

•this man is In Love with Jimmy Woo. Just absolutely the biggest crush. (Shawn is jealous. And this leads to Shawn learning card tricks somehow.)

•Lassie practices the action scene moves in front of the mirror

•he doesn’t like Thor (at first)

• his favorite movie is Captain America: The First Avenger

•he has a crush on so many characters. Queer panicking left and right.

•he has a crush on the actors too

•star lord reminds him of Shawn. So does Ant-Man

•he thinks superheroes are stupid and cops are the real heroes but he’s invested in the plot now thanks to Shawn. This doesn’t stop the constant complaining about the cops looking like idiots. At ALL.

•Henry finds out and gives him the whole “I thought you were better than this” talk. Henry doesn’t like this but that only makes Shawn love this and Lassiter even MORE.

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Headcannon 1000% accepted

Lassie has cheesy little mugs! Given that they are the same font and color text I think these are a set…LASSIE HAS A DETECTIVE MUG SET GUYS!! idk which is funnier; they were a gift and he loves them, or he saw them and he was like it’s not a want it’s a NEED and he immediately grabbed them :,)

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Lassie always thinks Shawn is more stupid than him.

They are both equally stupid in different ways. Shawn is “enjoy your movie” “thanks you too” stupid and Lassie is “I didn’t know you had to cook the rice when you made fried rice” stupid. Shawn’s memory means he is good at following stuff that’s learned but he SUCKS at social situations. Lassie is so damn worried about looking stupid that sometimes he misses the most obvious things in life. Like for example, right now he is far too busy arguing with Shawn to realize that Shawn was trying to flirt with him. And Shawn is too stupid to be able to flirt without it coming off as an attack.

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Little idea I had that people are free to expand on: Shawn goes out of his way to ask Lassie questions to hear his voice and Lassie just assumes Shawn is an idiot, which well.. yeah he kinda is to be completely fair.

Lassie ranting to Jules: why the HELL does Spencer keep asking me all these god damn questions if he is 1. A so called “psychic” and 2. Has access to the internet? He just keeps asking me all these things that he should already know-

Jules: he’s into you

Gus: he’s into you

Chief Vick, shouting from her desk: he’s into you

Shawn himself, looking up from the pineapple he was drawing on important documents: I’m into you.

Lassie, continuing: it’s just so frustrating. Like the other day he asked me if there were any good restaurants for taking someone on a date nearby as if he doesn’t have access to Google maps and yelp! What an IDIOT! Like I know you know that-

And the rest of the gang just all stare at each other as he continues rambling on and on.

Shawn doesn’t seem to mind that he’s ranting about him as long as he gets to hear that absolutely perfect voice.

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No bc I’ve BEEN saying this. Op is so right. Also there are things that Lassie would do for Shawn that he would never do for Marlowe and things Shawn would do for him but not for Jules. Just sayin. 👀

how am I supposed to believe shawn and abigail or shawn and juliet are in love when lassie asks shawn for help to save the town of his childhood and shawn wants to help him so bad that his judgement is clouded?

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Lassie 100% says stuff like “ok I’m not mad at you anymore” even though he was in the wrong and expects you to also not be mad about whatever happened

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