Lassie always thinks Shawn is more stupid than him.
They are both equally stupid in different ways. Shawn is “enjoy your movie” “thanks you too” stupid and Lassie is “I didn’t know you had to cook the rice when you made fried rice” stupid. Shawn’s memory means he is good at following stuff that’s learned but he SUCKS at social situations. Lassie is so damn worried about looking stupid that sometimes he misses the most obvious things in life. Like for example, right now he is far too busy arguing with Shawn to realize that Shawn was trying to flirt with him. And Shawn is too stupid to be able to flirt without it coming off as an attack.
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If Shawn went out of state for a job but Lassie stayed behind Lassie would say something like “good riddance” and try to act like he was glad to have some peace and quiet. This would last about two hours or so before he realized that it feels too quiet without him. Around hour three he would find something he would want to show Shawn and almost shout for him to come over before he remembered he was out of town. He would grump around more than usual and everything and everyone would get on his nerves more than normal. By the second day that Shawn was out of town he would have found an excuse to call him about something because he missed his voice he needed to talk to him about a case. Around day three he would either already be wherever Shawn was because he missed him too much “Spencer is incompetent at his job” or he would be in a really bad funk that lasted until Shawn came back. Either way when he sees Shawn again Lassie would definitely find an excuse to make physical contact with him. He couldn’t POSSIBLY hug him but maybe he could get away with some light strangling or slamming against a wall. If not that, maybe he could brush his hand against his in the hallway and follow it up with a “watch where you are going Spencer!” to cover his tracks and avoid suspicion.
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I've been thinking about Bad Parents Jack and Maddie, and how they aren't great even in canon. So like, Vlad actually interacting with them more, as his obsession switches Danny, and just...eyes opening nd falling out of love with Maddie. So he realizes he needs therapy, but as he is what he is and what he has done, well, that makes things difficult. So, Harley Quinn?
I basically almost answered this with a mini rehash of "the Fenton family safety situation is often misrepresented by newer fans who haven't seen a lot of the show" but I mostly realized that wasn't the point, so let me get my act together.
You have activated my trap card, which is "I used to do psych stuff as my main field before I did library stuff", and I can't believe that Harleen Quinzel, known criminal and incredibly visible villain, would still have her license. Like. Even excepting the crime stuff, having her license revoked due to breaking the Hippocratic oath, or straight up having an ethics board boot her personally, I don't think Harley Quinn would have prioritized the NJ medical license renewal. That has to be attended to once every two years. Failure to keep up to date means no practicing in the state of NJ, baby.
If this is happening, Harley is offering services Under The Radar.
Like...probably this is through a service like Betterhelp. Almost no one tracks the actual paperwork for the advisors on Betterhelp. I can see Harley signing on in her pajamas eating ice cream as she gets nostalgic for the life she led when she had stuff going for her career-wise. Vlad, meanwhile, saw a youtube ad and is flinging spaghetti at the wall to see what sticks.
Anyway, Vlad and Harley sharing illegal psych sessions over Betterhelp while eating ice cream and talking shit is such a visual. I wish them all the best.
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barry's new movie 'bird' launches at a festival this week which means HOPEFULLY we get a trailer/release date soon and i am so ready
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