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incorrect-assvengers · 2 days ago
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I’m sorry WHEN did he do this
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incorrect-assvengers · 2 days ago
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I’M SORRY, WHAT??? The shield has “nothing to do” with Bucky???
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK MARVEL???
Sam in The Winter Soldier was some sort of counselor for veterans. The fact that they made SAM OF ALL CHARACTERS SAY THIS just infuriates me. That they would reduce and butcher Sam’s character to make him sound so petulant and CHILDISH just drives me up the wall. The Sam from CATWS WOULD NEVER HAVE SAID THIS. ESPECIALLY to a veteran like Bucky who had SUFFERED THE MOST EXTREME OF MENTAL AND PHYSICAL TORTURES. Sam, OF ALL PEOPLE, knows what it’s like to lose a comrade in arms; he knows what it’s like to feel as if there’s nothing left. SAM WENT ON TO BECOME A VETERAN COUNSELOR BECAUSE HE WANTED TO HELP SOLDIERS LIKE BUCKY.
This whole scene has so much potential, but this entire show was RAPED by Marvel for woke points and $$$ instead of made to tell a compelling storyline about two REALLY GOOD characters.
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incorrect-assvengers · 8 days ago
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Peter: Is that your dad?
Tony: Yeah that’s him and Anthony
Peter: He named the dog after you?
Tony: He named me after the dog
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incorrect-assvengers · 8 days ago
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but what i REALLY need is a gif of the symbiote cell bumping into the other cells to portray how Evil it is
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incorrect-assvengers · 8 days ago
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Charles: You can’t just run away from your problems you know.
Peter M: I mean I probably could, but I could also moonwalk away from them.
Peter M: *trips while moonwalking away*
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incorrect-assvengers · 9 days ago
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incorrect-assvengers · 12 days ago
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Katy, singing: Fly me to the moon,
Katy: Let me kick its fucking ass,
Katy: Let me show it what I learned,
Katy: In my moon jujitsu class.
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incorrect-assvengers · 12 days ago
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high school sucks but sometimes you get to be spider-man, and that’s okay. 
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incorrect-assvengers · 18 days ago
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Fun Marvel Detail You May Have Missed:
In the last episode of what if, Killmonger is punished for being absolutely right, while this may seem like bad writing it's actually a subtle reference to Black Panther (2018) where the exact same fucking thing happened
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incorrect-assvengers · 18 days ago
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finally caught up on what if…? and lemme just apologize in advance because peggynat will be my entire personality for the next couple of months
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incorrect-assvengers · 18 days ago
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*babysitting Morgan*
Peter, high pitched: Hey Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
MJ, in a deep voice: Nonsense, Barbie. You are staying home to take care of the kids.
Tony: What are you two doing?
Peter and MJ, in sync: Playing systematic oppression.
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