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Nobody asked, but...

Before the Sorting Ceremony, all first year students robes are the same blacks and greys. But when they're sorted into their houses: ✨️poof✨️

The sewn enchantments in the robes are activated, and the uniforms take on their respective house colours.

The same goes for the accessories necessary for winter attire❄️🌨

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songs that remind me of scorbus:

always forever - cults

romantic lover - eyedress

freaks - surf curse

i love you so - the walters

cloud 9 - beach bunny

daddy issues - the neighbourhood

we fell in love in october - girl in red

i wanna be your girlfriend - girl in red

sofia - clairo

ophelia - the lumineers

everybody talks - neon trees

as the world caves in - matt maltese

two birds - regina spektor

somewhere only we know - keane

jenny - studio killers

secret love song pt II - little mix

paper rings - taylor swift

still into you - paramore

love grows - edison lighthouse

i deserve to bleed - sushi soucy

bad idea! - girl in red

partners in crime - set it off, ash costello

devil town - cavetown

bubble gum - clairo

heather - conan gray

mr loverman - ricky montgomery

line without a hook - ricky montgomery

somebody told me - the killers

mr brightside - the killers

not allowed - tv girl

girls - girl in red

good old-fashioned lover boy - queen

lay all your love on me - avantasia

i was made for lovin’ you - kiss

teenagers - my chemical romance

ponyboy - surf curse

new flesh - current joys

all the things she said - t.A.T.u

me and my husband - mitski

nobody - mitski

washing machine heart - mitski

no surprises - radiohead

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Things I hate/ don't understand in the cursed child

- The whole ' Scorpius is the child of Voldemort rumor' Like Scorpius is literally a mini Draco™ why do the adult's believe this???

- Scorpius should have been a Hufflepuff ( I have a separate post that goes into details about this)

- Why is Harry such a dick to Albus? Like he's a terrible parent - and it's not like he treats James and Lily like it's JUST Albus.

- Why did they have too kill Astoria?! Stop killing the mom's! If you want Scorpius to have a tease home life just have her be very sick. You don't have too kill her!?

- Also can Scorpius die from this blood curse? I feel like this is super messed up.

- TIME TRAVEL. IT MAKES NO SENCE THAT TIME TURNERS WHERE DESTROYED.

- The fact that Scorpius likes rose. Like she hates his guts and treats him like shit and Scorpius is just like " That's kinda hot" like: ??????

- Why is Rose Draco Malfoy 2.0? She's an asshole to Albus for being in Slytherin and being friends with Scorpius. She also believes the Voldemort's Son rumour and like she has eyes right? Also she's Hermione Granger's daughter you really think Hermione whould let her child bully someone for something they can't control? After all she went through? No way.

- * Deep breath* Why the hell didn't Scorpius and Albus end up together?! This is queer bait! Like they spent teg entire play telling us how much they need and can't live without each other. Scorpius gets jealous fr when Delphi is flirting with Albus. So they should have been gay. Also the library seen is full of tension ™

- I dislike that they just thow Delphi in Azkaban, in my AU Draco adopts her and helps get with her child hood trama. #Stepsister Delphi

Also just think about the potential:

Interviewer: So is it true that your raising the child of Voldemort?

Draco: Yes but it's my Daughter not my Son many people get that wrong.

--

Yann: Scorpius your the child of Voldemort

Scorpius: no that's my sister not me common mistake

Yann: Huh?

Delphi: that's right I am the child of Voldemort and I will not hesitate to kill you if you don't get away from my little brother

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Anyway that's all for now.

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Phrases overheard at the Potters house:

Al: I'M TOO GAY FOR THIS SHIT

Lily: AL LITERALLY NONE OF US ARE STRAIGHT!! YOU CAN'T USE IT AS AN EXCUSE-

Hermione: You need to sort out this cupboard-

Harry: I don't want to go in there.

Harry: My room was a cupboard...

Ron: Your room was the size of a cupboard?

Harry: NO, my room literally was the cupboard...

Hermione and ron: WHAT?!

Harry: Shit- why did I say- GEORGE?! WHAT DID YOU GIVE ME-

George: SORRY- IT WAS MEANT FOR RON, I FORGOT HE ALWAYS GIVES YOU SNACKS-

Hermione: GEORGE DOESN'T SOUND VERY SURPRISED-

Harry: ...he's seen the cupboard- FUCK-

George: ....I FEEL LIKE HERMIONE IS ABOUT TO MURDER ME-

Harry: she's more than capable-

Hermione: Yes. I. AM.

James: How old are you Teddy?! Like 25!?

Teddy:...26....

Lily: I was at my friends house the other day, and i didn't realise just how gay my family is until I was hit with a FULL ON STRAIGHT FAMILY

al: No gay jokes?

Lily: No gay jokes :(

Teddy: I can't do that! I have no parents.

Ron: erm- i-

Hermione: I don't- you can- that doesn't-

*later that day*

Teddy: i can't do the dishes, I haven't got parents, you can't make me do that.

Harry: do the fucking dishes.

Teddy: I forgot it doesn't work on you..

Harry: I've got to admit it is fun watching Hermione not knowing what to say.

Harry: you're using the card too often. The orphan card will loose its meaning if you keep doing it for little things like chores, little man.

Teddy: why are you telling me this?

Harry: I mean- YOUR GONNA DO IT WETHER OR NOT I TELL YOU NOT TOO- AT LEAST NOW YOUR GONNA DO IT PROPERLY.

Al: im going to scorpius's birthday tomorrow.

Ginny: Okay, do you need me to buy you any fire whiskey?

Al: what?

Ginny: maybe just cider?

Al: I'm FOURTEEN?! why would I need alcohol?! YOU SHOULDN'T BE ENCOURAGING THIS?! THIS IS ILEGAL MUM!

Ginny: calm down, it's only an offer. If you drink I'd prefer to know what and how much. Instead of you sneaking behind mine and your dad's back.

Harry: What are we wanting for dinner? Spaghetti?

Ginny: You. My favourite meal. 😏

Harry: I'm sure that can be arrang-

James, in the doorway: EW WHAT THE FUCK!!

Harry: don't worry, I'm not for dinner.

James: DON'T SAY ANYTHING DAD-

Ginny: he's only for me.

James: I WANT TO GO MELT MY BRAIN NOW. *leaves*

Harry: I think we may have traumatised James.

Ginny: at least he didn't walk in on us doing anything more than flirting. And as you were saying?

Ron: HONEEEYY I'M HOMEEE!!!

Harry, hugging Ron: RON!! YOUR BACK!! :D

Ginny, in the kitchen: he doesn't even live here-

Hermione: ron didn't even know that I'm here- that was just for Harry.

Ginny: our husbands love eachother more than us.

Hermione: we knew that when we married them. They're platonic soul mates.

Harry: WHY THE FUCK, IS THE OVEN ON FIRE?!

Ginny: Me and James tried to cook the muggle way. And we thought if you turned it high it cooks quicker.

Harry: and what did you learn?

James: it just causes fire...

Harry: we should probably put that out now-

Ginny: oh shit, yeah, good idea.

James: ew you look straight.

Al: I AM HOLDING HANDS WITH MY BOYFRIEND.

Scorpius: it isn't gay if your wearing socks.

Al: DON'T YOU PLAY ALONG.

Lily: SHORT.

James: I'm taller than you?!

Al: SHORT.

James: I'M TALLER THAN YOU TOO.

Teddy: SHORT.

James: .....OKAY BUT YOU'RE LIKE A GIANT.

Ginny: I'm pregnant.

Harry: OH MY GOD! :D

Harry: Oh my God...

Ginny: Harry?

Harry: how the hell am I meant to tell them off-

Ginny: Huh-

Harry: THEY CAN ALWAYS THROW THE "You dropped out of school to kill someone" card when they get into trouble-

Ginny: they won't do that.

Harry: They're my kid, and I'm a bitch.

Ginny: Oh my God-

Harry: YOU CAN'T DROP OUT OF SCHOOL, WITHOUT A PLAN-

James: You dropped out of school. Without a plan.

Harry: okay, kill a dark Lord, then.

James: i don't want too...

Harry: do your homework.

James: what if I wanted to be a quidditch player?

Harry: ... your mum can get you connections for a try out? If that's what you really want. Or are you saying that to get out of homework?

James: ...to get out of homework...

Al: WHY IS MY MIDDLE NAME SEVERUS?!

Harry: I lost a bet to your Uncle Neville...

Ginny: and I encouraged the bet...

Teddy: why walk through the door, when you could climb through the window.

Harry: Your brother is 5! he cannot climb through a window safely.

Ginny: your father is such a dork.

Lily: didn't he defeat a dragon.

Ron: still makes him a dork.

Ginny: who happened to defeat a dragon.

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National schools in Northern Ireland in 1907.

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Cutest and funniest thing I ever read

visited Max at work the other day

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❤️

a night to remember 🌸

(also i have an art giveaway going on if you want to win some free art!)

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IDENTITY CRISIS 😘😜

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#mike weeler #stranger things #mike x will #eleven #my fyp #send help #duffer brothers #netflix #finn wolfhard #will byers is gay

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Draco’s feeling for Harry in a nutshell:

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*Ahem, ahem, aHEm*

My guys, gals, and non binary pals.

I have been doing a million things at once over the last week. I've joined the drarry discord server, I've picked up writing, I've committed to multiple H/D fests and I've got hundreds of w.i.p.s waiting to be finished...

But there has been one thing, one big something many of you have been asking for for a while now...

And I can say for sure, after time and research...

I'm finally opening a shop!!!✨️

That's right. I'm going to open a shop on Redbubble so you munchkins can have stickers if you desire them...

But in order to do this I need your help!

I need all of you, my lovely lil' beans, to tell me what you want! Yell it, scream, holler and shriek at me! Which of my arts would you like stickers of?! What would you like as posters?! Please! I'm all ears!!

Reblog with whatever drawing of mine you want made into merch!❤️

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… 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚙 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚝-𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚎

“You can’t ship these two characters, they barely even interact in canon”

they interact for one moment and I’m running with the what ifs of that one moment, you wouldn’t understand

#fandom #fyp #stucky #reylo #sambucky #albus severus potter #malfoyfamily #drarry #scorose #scorbus #fanfiction #steddie #lokius #anyotherfandom #fypage

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In case you haven’t seen Sebastian stan play tennis… here you go 😌

#sebastian stan #tennis #bucky barnes #fyp #i am obsessed #marvel #sports #fypシ #why is he so cute #cinnamon roll

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jesse rutherford’s voice is actually so fucking sexy i want to die im disintegrating 

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Oh wait damn that’s hurts

Eddie never got to meet El :(

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This post. This post right here just made my day

The Adventures of Captain and Mr. America

Part 315

To Be Continued...

(Parts 1 - 300) (Part 301) (Part 302) (Part 303) (Part 304) (Part 305)(Part 306) (Part 307) (Part 308) (Part 309) (Part 310) (Part 311) (Part 312) (Part 313) (Part 314)