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The Empty Office | Chapter 1

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“My God,” you said under your breath, a sour Monday morning sneer on your lips.

Your left arm was struggling to hold on to several folders that were dangerously close to collapse. Your right hand was occupied with a cupholder of two coffees, one for you, one for your boss. 

I’m doing it, you thought to yourself. I’m going to quit and find a better job where I can have my own office and not have to worry about anyone else’s coffee but my own. I’m over this shit. 

Senses muted by your weekly rage, you didn’t realize you were headed straight for a metal pole. Seeing the obstacle, you did your best to dodge to the right, but failed. Your foot caught the side of the pole, sending you lurching forward. You had to save three things: the folders, the coffee, and yourself.

In a desperate decision, you let the folders fall from your arm to balance the coffee and catch yourself against a nearby bike rack. The moment you were righted, you felt dread settling in your stomach. It had taken hours to meticulously organize the lists, profiles, and informative reports in that folder. 

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ASMR (V) eren jaeger

# multi. aot characters / reader

─ you’d think crossing paths with the person who owns the voice you fuck yourself to almost every night would nearly be impossible, but then again, life is full of surprises.

chapter summary: you’ve spent the past week sulking about what was revealed to you. that is, until eren sent you a message.

content warning: creampie, smut, twitter porn account, dirty talking, pussy slapping, squirting

word count: 4.2k

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The information Eren provided for you about Armin keeps crawling back into your mind like a leech. It’s been over a week; you’ve locked yourself up in your room, refusing to go out with your friends like you usually do. Everyday, it’s become a routine of going to classes then straight to the apartment.

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just thoughts about Mikasa and Sasha's friendship :(

being the only two girls in Levi squad in an already male-dominant field, you cannot tell me that the two weren't like sisters

these mostly take place during the time skip era / short haired mikasa era

Sasha doing Mikasa's hair for her bc she's never been good at those sorts of things

Mikasa reminding a still half-asleep Sasha to tuck in her shirt every single morning since the cadet days

Mikasa and Sasha shyly whispering about their feelings for Eren and Niccolo one late night in their room and exchanging blushing smiles bc they both have crushes at the same time and it's relaxing for them to be in-tune with their feminine sides instead of the harsh military standard for once

Sasha, without being asked, cleaning Mikasa's side of the room for her after she falls into a depression slump from Eren's disappearance

them quietly taking care of each other, like gently fixing each other's hair after training or serving each other food without asking

Mikasa liking to poke her fingers into Sasha's dimples bc she finds the squish cute

Mikasa and Sasha sharing amused glances whenever the guys act like such men

them both being awful morning people and having to lean on each other while brushing their teeth bc they're so tired

Mikasa and Sasha occasionally bickering and not denying it when Connie sighs "god, you guys argue like such sisters"

Mikasa once saving up her money to buy ingredients to try cooking for Sasha on her birthday, only to unknowingly make something that tastes beyond awful

Sasha eating the whole thing anyway, because she's so touched Mikasa tried so hard for her

Mikasa and Sasha ranting to each other whenever they meet a misogynist in the military who doubts them for being women, Sasha being much louder but both being equally fueled up about it

Mikasa snapping Sasha out of her panicked worry a lot

Mikasa acting aloof

but Mikasa also sneaking food for Sasha after a particularly rough day

Sasha bringing Mikasa some of Niccolo's food to her bc she wants to share how good it tastes with her

Mikasa and Sasha sharing secrets in Mikasa's bed at 2 AM after Sasha crawled in and persisted for some "girl time"

Mikasa pretending like she doesn't like this sort of thing, but finding herself appreciating the indulgence into her femininity more than she expected

Mikasa and Sasha platonically holding each other on quiet evenings a lot, just between them and in their dorm, just to cope bc they know they can't find the same sort of comfort from the guys

Mikasa admiring how bright Sasha can still be after everything and wanting to be just a little more like her -- strong enough to be so cheerful despite it all. Mikasa thinking that Sasha was so, so much stronger than her for that

Sasha bringing Mikasa small things she finds in nature just to show her because she thinks they're pretty and knows Connie and Jean would make fun of her

Both Sasha and Mikasa being impossibly hard to wake up, and Levi always sending someone to go wake them up every day

Sasha's love language being physical touch and only being able to fall back asleep from a nasty dream after Mikasa has crawled into bed next to her and gently shushed her

(which she totally would -- Mikasa is so soft for those precious to her)

Mikasa and Sasha rooming together for so long that their periods are synced and being extra caring to each other bc they can't talk to the guys about it

Mikasa thinking that she wouldn't know what she'd have done during her depressive episodes if Sasha's bright personality weren't there to add a tiny bit of sunshine in her life and keep her afloat

Sasha making Mikasa get up, get showered and get ready for the day when Mikasa was depressed and couldn't do it without her encouragement

Mikasa always expecting a hug whenever celebrations are due and finding herself slowly getting used to physical affection

the first time Mikasa ever initiated a hug, it was Sasha's birthday

"MIKASAAAAA, YOU REALLY DO CARE"

cue the crying and returned bear hug, with Mikasa, squished in Sasha's arms, thinking "never again" despite her hugging her again that same night in their room bc she's just so grateful to have her in her life

Sasha relying on Mikasa as a pillar of strength in her life

and Mikasa relying on Sasha as a form of brightness and joy in hers

Mikasa's stomach dropping when she saw Sasha bleeding out on the floor of the airship

Mikasa thinking that her family can't get any smaller than it already is

Mikasa thinking colors seem so much duller after Sasha died

Mikasa feeling like she lost a sister

Mikasa barely having an appetite bc she knows Sasha would have enjoyed it so much more than she could

Mikasa quietly crying as she gets ready for the day bc she can't hear any other footsteps in her room but her own

Mikasa staying by Sasha's grave for an entire day bc she thinks maybe she could feel Sasha's presence again if she just stayed long enough

Mikasa having to clean out Sasha's belongings to give to the Braus' and keeping her first scout patch, back from when they were fresh scouts

Mikasa feeling so emotionally alone without Sasha

Mikasa leaving bread at her grave

Mikasa literally never forgetting Sasha and always thinking of her

Mikasa just feeling so... not-okay

Mikasa waiting for the day when she can see her sister again

#i just love them okay #sasha braus #mikasa aot #mikasa ackerman #aot #attack on titan #shingeki no kyojin #female friendship #sasha blouse #sasha #survey corps #scouts #connie #connie springer #sisters #eren yeager #armin arlert #fluff #angst #levi ackerman #levi #jean kirschtien #hange zoë #erwin smith

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this is one of the best fics that I've ever read omg-

SO well written, wow

Nerd!Reader x Jock!Obito

Summary: Showing up to a Halloween party wearing the same costume as someone else was embarrassing, but not the end of the world. However, when that other person is your worst nightmare, things start to go awry. Under no circumstances did you want to see Obito tonight. And yet, there you were, alone in the bathroom with him wearing only your matching sexy school girl uniforms.

Words: 10.4k

NSFW

jealous obito, smut, porn with plot, bully romance, face sitting / shoulder riding, rough blow job, mirror sex, angst, drinking

Read: AO3 / FFnet

One of Us Has Got To Change

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I need a part 2, because I'm legitimately in love-

Deranged

Title: Deranged 

Rating: T

Pairing: Kisame/Reader

Summary: Kisame inadvertently saves a bunch of women and children and earns himself an admirer. 

Word count: 1366

Warnings: Mentions of abuse, violence. 

Notes: 2nd person POV. Female reader. For @kisameweek-2021​ day 2: Accidental Hero

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Character Expression Meme - Shisui & Itachi: 18 - Smiling for a photo

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Sasuke with Animals

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good to hear thatt! mine's been pretty plain but that's okay lol :D anyways, i saw your post mentioning the staff and tbh im quite confused too as why i didn't see any of your writings on the tags because the only one that appears is the open request post :(

hope everything will goes well soon :B

I'm just seeing this, oh no ;_;

THANK YOU THOOOO! Idk why none of my stuff is appearing in the tags either T^T, BUT ALAS, I WILL CONTINUE TO WRITE BAHAHAHA

glad your day was pretty good tho :)

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Go check out these headcanons @poisonedshrimp made :)

Could you do some long, angsty headcanons for Itachi x reader where the reader is insecure bc of how close he is to Izumi? non-massacre au! you can pick if the reader is or isn't dating itachi! maybe if the reader is also kind of opposite to Izumi too, making her even more insecure? I love angst hahaha! thank you! you can pick if there's a happy ending or not too :)

Ooo angst..! To be honest, I don’t usually do angst, but hey, I see this as interesting..! Thank you so much for the request, I do hope you enjoy these..!

s/n; I decided to make Itachi & reader dating because… I dunno, it opened up more headcanons. And a good ending because I just… I can’t deal with angst too much.. I’m also horrible with writing relationships but I do deal with some insecurities so hopefully this isn’t too bad.

Itachi x fem!reader non-massacre au!

tags; jealousy (kinda), relationship insecurities, angst, Itachi sucks at picking up signals, fluffy ending word count: ~1.0k

ITACHI W/ INSECURE S/O

—It came as a shock to you when Itachi had revealed his feelings towards you. You were certain he had feelings for his childhood friend, Izumi. The two were inseparably close— that should’ve been your first warning, but you were swept away with the excitement of knowing Itachi had returned your feelings.

— The first few weeks would be fine— no, they’d be perfect. Sweet and personal gifts, adoring cuddles, loving and rather fun dates. Itachi was an amazing lover, his eyes were always on you, and when he gazed upon you, his black eyes were filled with warmth, intimacy and passion. He wasn’t a person to show love through physical touch, but he still did the little things; resting his hand on your back whenever the two of you were engaged in a conversation with someone, playing with your hair, or taking your hand in his, intertwining his fingers with yours.

— Of course, Itachi was a shinobi and a high-ranking one at that. So eventually, the honeymoon phase was swiftly ended when Itachi was assigned to a mission. It was fine, you understood he couldn’t skip out on a mission just for you.

— The mission took longer than estimated. Itachi had told you 2 to 3 weeks of absence, but it ended up being nearly 3 months. When you had heard the news of his return, you had sat at one of the gates, awaiting to see his silhouette form on the path. It finally did and you were quick to embrace him. He’d chuckle and pat your head, “Worried for me, dear?”

— He let you squeeze the life out of him for a few minutes, understanding you probably missed him. But he’d excuse himself to go report back to the Hokage, telling you he’d be back soon.

— He didn’t come to visit until late in the night. He apologized and explained he had run into Izumi and simply lost track of time. That left you with a uncomfortable tightness in your chest, but you pushed the feeling aside as Itachi embraced you tightly.

— If you had assumed it was a one time occurrence, you’d be wrong. Apparently, Itachi and Izumi were running into each other more often and it’d reach your ears about their outings from friends or anyone who knew you and Itachi were a thing. To hear about their meetings from others, it would only leave you with a sense of insecurity; it left you wondering if Itachi intentionally hid their meetings from you.

— It had gotten to the point where Itachi’s schedule hardly included you anymore. He’d go to work, train Sasuke if he wasn’t out on a mission with Team Kakashi, and then, he’d meet up with Izumi to catch up. And then finally, when dusk approached, he’d stop by your house to bring you company.

— It probably doesn’t help that there was a stark difference between you and Izumi. She was your polar opposite. Every aspect of you wasn’t in Izumi, and every aspect of Izumi wasn’t in you— the only thing the two of you had in common was your kindness, but everyone had that. As Itachi continued to talk with his childhood friend, it left you with intrusive thoughts that left you distressed every afternoon while he was out; “Did he not love you anymore?” “Were you boring to him? Annoying?” “Did you not suit his taste?” “Was he only attracted to you through appearance?”

— You had learned of Izumi’s crush on Itachi as well, many claimed it was just in their childhood and she had moved on since then but seeing how touchy Izumi was, it definitely didn’t seem like she had let that attraction go. The one saving grace was Itachi slowly nudging his arm out of her grip, but he always did that. Again, Itachi isn’t one for physical touch.

— And Itachi, as insightful as he may be, sucks at picking up your signals. Which only leads you to think he’s ignoring you and your feelings, but in reality, he doesn’t notice.

— Itachi seeing Izumi was a part of his daily schedule; there was hardly a day he and Izumi didn’t see each other. The only exception being if either of them were on a mission. You thanked the heavens there was a vast difference in their skill and ranks, it meant they weren’t ever on the same team.

— It was a year and a half of a relationship with him, and at that point, you had thought you had gotten used to Itachi’s closeness to Izumi. Gotten used to be the one person he rarely saw. Used to the feeling of loneliness he had left you to deal with on your own. But you hadn’t. You were horrendous at hiding your emotions.

— “Ah, Izumi and I are heading out for lunch today,” he’d tell you one day. When he saw your mood visibly deflate, that’s when he finally noticed and got concerned. “Is something wrong dear?”

— He’d pester you for answers, determined to find out what was wrong. If you insisted you were fine, he’d bite his tongue and reluctantly step away and head off to lunch, though, his mood was effectively ruined.

— When he finally had some free time, he headed straight for you. He was worried for you, after all, you were his girlfriend. The moment he entered your house, he’d be by your side, practically interrogating you for answers. But true to his nature, there was nothing intimidating about him. Just calm. There’s something about his calm expression, his soft but stern voice and straightforward words. All of it just manages to break down the walls you hadn’t realized you had built up.

— You pour out your emotions, your thoughts and your insecurities to him. He listened to you explain your feelings about Izumi and him. And it stung. Because he knew you were right. Izumi had consumed most of his time.

— All he did at that time was pull you into a warm embrace, pressing his lips against your forehead in a gentle kiss.

— “Dear, you’re not busy this afternoon, are you?” The question is out of the blue and took you by surprise. If you’d ask about Izumi, he’d only chuckle, “Izumi can stand to go through the afternoons without seeing me. I, however, can’t stand to leave you alone for another lunch.”

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heya how you doing?

I'm doing pretty well, thanks anon :)

how about youuuuuu? :) how's your day beeeeen?

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FOLLOWERS O' MINE

are y'all ALIVE?? 😭

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@staff why tf is my blog dead all of a sudden? and none of my stuff is showing up in the hashtags. like huh?

#Naruto #naruto fandom #bruh

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shisui / itachi modern au relationship headcanons

a/n: everyone’s in college btw,, not proofread

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shisui

☆ shisui’s a pretty smart person, and is always down to help you out with homework whenever you need it.

☆ which would most of the time end in you two having a makeout sesh.

☆ never wants you to overexert yourself, whether it’s school or if you have a job, he’s always making sure that you take breaks.

☆ dates dates dates!!! shisui loves to take you out. doesn’t matter if it’s dinner and a movie inside or even going to an amusement park, he just loves spending time with you.

☆ shisui strikes me as someone who loves road trips. he’d hit you up asking if you wanted to go for a drive, and the two of you would just vibe and bump to your favorite songs.

☆ shopping sprees because he loves spoiling you, if he sees you wearing one of the outfits he chose he just might die.

itachi

☆ itachi is also a very smart person, and if he sees that you’re having trouble with one of your classes he’s more then happy to help you.

☆ would invite you to go visit his family during holidays. is in awe when he sees you bonding with sasuke.

☆ if he notices that you’re overworking yourself, he’d subtly ask you to take a nap with him, or go out to grab some lunch.

☆ like shisui, itachi also loves spending time with you. it doesn’t take much to make him happy, so just cuddling with you after a long and exhausting day is just fine for him.

☆ would rather go for late night walks then drives. he enjoys the peace and quiet and more importantly, your company.

☆ definitely wouldn’t spoil you as much as shisui, but would much rather show his appreciation for you by making kind gestures. such as making you breakfast when you’re too tired to get up, and of course poking your forehead whenever he leaves you to go somewhere.

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perfect clarity

Summary: A short story exploring the concept of Itachi going slowly blind, from overuse of the sharingan. | Itachi/Shisui Tags: Introspection | copious amount of headcanon regarding the sharingan | Canon Compliant | Canonical Character Death | yeah sorry about that | Not really a happy story | but a bit of a hopeful ending | little bit of romance thrown in | but mostly just itachi Goin Thru It Author’s Note: This is my work for Day 2 of ShisuIta week 2021! I used the prompt “Darkness” Read it on Ao3 here Enjoy x

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When Itachi is eighteen, his vision starts to weaken.

Hardly noticeable, really, in the face of everything else that had been forcing his life into an uphill battle; gogogo from the time he was fourteen, eleven, eight, five. There were always bigger things to worry about than the dark spots and blurred colours that would come after using his sharingan.

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Can you write a sakura Haruno x reader on a starry night please?😁😁

Ofc!! I absolutely love Sakura omg 😭

I recommend reading the last stanza of Pablo Neruda's sonnet 17 to get the reference at the end. I hope you like this! I personally love it!

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Buy me a coffee pretty please?? T^T <3

Excerpt:

As she began to absently smoothen out the blanket beneath her palms, however, Sakura noted that she had never felt so aware of her own existence before than now. As you shuffled adjacent to her, she realized, with a faint blush, that she had never been so aware of you, either.

Interwoven Us

Sakura's fingertips gently grazed across the wool beneath her, tracing the fibers of the blanket, in the hopes she could feel each individual one.

It's interesting, she felt, that each fiber is interwoven.

Her palm flattened out against the material, and a calm air clutched her skin as her thoughts lay on nothing but the blanket beneath her, and the warmth of your body radiating next to her.

A speckled sky lay above you two; a surprise date. It was Sakura's idea. She had been wanting to go stargazing with you for a while, to live out in a temporary dream for just one night, away from responsibilities and entirely together in a landscape wherein reality came second to the both of you. You had chuckled when she had managed to mumble her idea to you past the intensity of her blush. She had always been a romantic.

As she began to absently smoothen out the blanket beneath her palms, however, Sakura noted that she had never felt so aware of her own existence before than now. As you shuffled adjacent to her, she realized, with a faint blush, that she had never been so aware of you, either.

Each fiber is interwoven, and together they make a better whole. And together... She glanced over at you. And now together we share it.

"Isn't it interesting?" Your voice halted her thoughts, her palms still playing with the material you both shared.

"What is?"

"Space. Look at it in front of us. Time and space are codependent, aren't they? One can only exist so long as the other is there. They need each other or else they literally can't be complete" you huffed out with a laugh. "And here we are in that time, experiencing it together."

Very much so together, Sakura recognized. Her eyes stayed fixed on you after you had spoken, both of her palms now nearly caressing the material underneath her. What an interesting thing of you to say, she thought. You really were just so interesting. She certainly hadn't been thinking of that. How amazing of you to share something like that with her.

You smiled in amusement, and only then did Sakura not only realize she had been staring, but you were fully aware of it (the grin on your face couldn't mean anything but) and still expecting some sort of response.

Her palms gripped the blanket, hanging onto it as a near lifeline at this point. Her mouth clammered and her eyes widened to the same quick pace as the tips of her eyes turning red. What was she supposed to say? How could you expect her to formulate a proper response after saying something so amazing in such a short period of time? Were you teasing her?

Quick Sakura, you look stupid!

"This blanket is so soft!" she stammered out.

A pause.

So much for not looking stupid, Stupid.

She had no time to be embarrassed, however, as no sooner than had she said it, you guffawed a laugh she knew to be out of endearment. She quickly turned away, hoping that the dark would mask the color of her face.

"Shut up, it's not funny!"

Her faux anger did nothing to stop you from reaching over and slipping an arm across her waist, pushing you both onto your sides as you pressed even more warmth into her cheeks with your lips. Even if you two were experiencing time together right now, if it somehow decided to stop on this exact moment, Sakura didn't think she'd complain.

"It's a little funny." You smiled from behind her, big spooning her; the darkness did little to hide the silhouette of her playful pout. "I'm glad you like it."

That's right, she remembered. You had been the one to give it to her. She had a soft spot for cozy things, you knew perfectly well.

"I do... it's so..." Sakura trailed off. Shyly, shuffled back slightly, further into your chest. Releasing the blanket completely, her hands gripped the arm you had around her and pulled it closer, grasping your fingers in between hers.

"So...?" you encouraged. "Warm?"

Sakura pressed a kiss to the knuckles of your hand. She inhaled deeply.

"So... interwoven. Each piece of the fabric comes together, and together... it creates something better. Like a whole blanket." Somewhere in the back of her mind, Sakura was scolding herself for being so inarticulate. But you were behind her, and she felt embraced on a level so comforting she felt she could forgive herself for any wrongs at this point, and so she continued on.

"And yeah, it's warm..." she powered through. "And we share it. It's ours. It's just so... it just reminds me-"

You decided to save her, a knowing feeling of complete understanding settling into your chest. "Reminds you of us?"

She could only muster up a nod.

What an interesting thing of her to say, you thought, similarly to how she had just done.

"It is just like us." you agreed, and with a quick snuggling up of her body against yours, Sakura smiled as you lay entirely together in a landscape wherein reality came second to the both of you, the stars winking as your witnesses.

The two of you remained embraced, your breathing now evened and the moon gazing upon the two of you laying together, shining through the gleam of the peached breeze.

So together that your hand upon her chest felt was her hand. So interwoven, that as you fell asleep, her eyes closed.

Fin.

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this is short, and not the best but I like it! I'm not sure if the metaphor of the blanket and the fibers shone through as much as I would have liked (or even as smoothly), but I just like the tenderness of this one. lmk your thoughts!

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Realistic paintings of anime characters don’t get that many notes but I really enjoy painting sasuke in this style so here he is

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Yooooo can I request HCs of what Itachi, Kakuzu and Kisame are like when they’re cumming 🤤 all in separate relationships tho

MMMMM yes pleaseee 🤤🤤🤤

Under the cut babes 😈

PLEASE comment/reblog (creators' do this for free, ya know? T^T <3)

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Itachi

- Itachi is pretty controlled during sex, at least in terms of his sounds

- He's good at showing self-restraint and holding back, which is why when he does make some noises, they're all the better

- As he's getting closer, his mouth starts to drop in silent ecstasy

- He mostly grunts and sharply inhales during sex, but when he actually starts cumming he'll let out some moans and groans

- He sounds deep, heady and breathy, and his hold on your waist turns vice-strong

- His eyes close and he drops his jaw a little as his head tilts back slightly, his eyebrows furrowing slightly

- His face is both taut and lax at the same time, as his face goes from tight and concentrated to loose and blissful

- He just looks completely consumed by you, as if he's ascending somewhere (which he honestly feels as though he is) and concentrating entirely on how you're making him feel

- It's a pretty heavenly sight tbh 😩

- His thrusts stay pretty consistent rhythm wise, but they become a lot stronger and deeper as he's in the middle of cumming, matching his deep groans

- About halfway through his orgasm, if he's facing you, he'll drop his forehead down to yours

- It's pretty hot, having him breathe and groan so close to your face

- He'll continue a little after he cums to fully ride out his orgasm and eventually press his face into your neck (maybe bite a little too if he's feeling rough) as he lets out some loud grunts with each thrust

- He'll take his time coming down from the high, staying buried inside of you while he makes that Uchiha Eye-contact ™ with you and stares super intensely into your eyes before giving you a nice makeout session as he pulls out and pulls you slightly on top of him to cuddle

- Always runs his knuckles gently up and down your spine as he relishes in the afterglow

- He enjoys cockwarming too, which usually ends up in another, more gentle round

- I'm unironically in love with him

Kakuzu

- If he wasn't already rough before, he only gets rougher as cums

- His grip turns near painful as he forcefully pulls your body towards him in tandem with his thrusts, making them extremely deep and strong, nearing painful

- I hope you like bruises lmao

- For fem!readers, he'll likely grab a breast extremely tightly and bite your neck as he cums

- Will also overstimulate you so you squeeze around him, even if it's so much pleasure it's bordering on painful for you

- You have no choice but to take it, his roughness doesn't allow you to think of anything else other than him tbh

- He's pretty good at medicinal things, so he gives no fucks about cumming inside you, he'll make sure there are no consequences to it

- All this being said, I feel Kakuzu isn't the type to want to fuck someone if they're not into it. It just feels weird and takes all the fun out of it, so consent to his forceful nature is something that has to have been established beforehand, for both in and outside of the bedroom

- It's just one, continuous near-growl sounding groan in terms of noise as he cums

- If you make too much noise throughout his orgasm, he'll tell you to "shut up and take it, bitch"

- His eyebrows scrunch and his face goes tense

- Definitely keeps his eyes open and fixated on your conjoined bodies as he cums

- Will likely spank you pretty hard during it too

- "God damn" "Fuck" "That's right" are all near growled into your ear

- Pulls out pretty quickly, flops down next to you and rarely cuddles afterwards

Kisame

- God he's such a himbo for you

- Will hold you tightly but closely as he thrusts into you as he nears his orgasm

- Very fast and very strong thrusts as he gets closer, but he tries to control them because he knows he has both overwhelming strength as well as size

- Even if he's holding back, he's still incredibly strong, so he has to support your weight as your body goes limp from all the pressure and stimulation

- He doesn't mind tho, the undeniable sadist in him thinks it's cute you struggle to take him

- His balls clench as he gets closer, and I can definitely see him being the type to wear a giant grin as he fucks you in approach to his orgasm

- Kisame is a very physical person -- he loves to fight, he loves to train and he most definitely loves to have sex

- So he's definitely enjoying this and letting you know

- This, he thinks with his head back, grinning down at your smaller frame trying to take him all in, is what life's about. He gets really turned on at the thought, helping him get closer just that much quicker

- lowkey laughing in a groaning type way as he cums

- "Haha, fuck yeah" "Ohoho that's it baby" "I know you can take it baby, I know you can" "good fucking job babe" "do you want it? yeah? that's what I fucking thought" are all said in a laughing, dominant groan

- Will continue a little even after he cums, no matter how stimulated you are, he just has so much stamina

- Will chuckle as you squirm in overstimulation, enjoying teasing you after he's filled you up so much

- Speaking of, he cums so much, his orgasm for sure lasts for a couple minutes

- He really presses his whole body against you as he cums, and won't stop grinning as he does

- Fuck he just really loves you

- Will tickle you after he's pulled out just so he can see his seed spill out of you even if you're embarrassed to cream pie, taking a huge amount of joy at just how much of him is coming out of you, boosting his pride that only he can fill you so good

- Wants you lying directly on top of him after you're both done, and will keep your legs on either side of him, pushing your butt up a little so he has access to gently running his fingers over your most sensitive area in a pleasurable but relaxing way, tenderly spreading his cum around you as you begin to dose off to the sweet feeling of him caressing your still-sensitive spot

- not for long though, round 2 awaits lmao

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