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Im gonna start gatekeeping myself cuz nun of yall get me like i do

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Mauraders Yo mama battle

Peter: Yo mamas so fat when she goes to the beach people think there's a whale on shore!

Sirius: Yo mamas so ugly the ministry just brings her to battle because her looks kill better than the killing curse!

James: Yo mama so evil she casts unforgivable curses on her own children!

The group: Oh thats not

Sirius:

#jegulus #ao3 #marauders #harry potter #james potter #james x regulus #regulus black #wolfstar #harry potter fanfic #remus lupin

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Mauraders discover your mom jokes

James: Hey pete, what are you doing this weekend?

Peter: Huh? Oh- *lightbulb goes off in head* I'm doing your mum!!

Sirius: HAHAHAHA

Remus: AHAHHAA

Lily: Good one pete, *fist bumps him.*

James: hehe yeah good one

Sirius, giggling to himself: Psst, hey Remus!! Ask me what I'm doing this weekend! Remus: What are you doing this weekend?

Sirius: Your mum!!! HAHAHAHAH

Whole group: ...

Peter: Oh, thats not

Orphan Remus: Sirius sometimes I wonder if your just a pretty face with nothing inside.

Sirius, confused: wut...

#ao3 #marauders #harry potter #james potter #wolfstar #harry potter fanfic #remus lupin #sirius black #sirius black is a himbo #poor sirius #is your skull just for show?

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Ive written words

They didn't mean anything, I locked them in a drawer, I hid them away. But the redundant things in life never go away. Even if you go to the dentist you still have to brush your teeth in the morning.

The things that make life exciting are hidden among the tall grass.

A thousand words and only one sentence had meaning.

keep writing.

#writing #poetry #finding inspiration #keep writing #writers #aspiring young writers #ao3

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Noone:

Mauraders fic writers:

*emerges from hole in ground, looks around, sniffs the air.*

*contemplates life*

*Stares off dramatically into sunrise*

"Its time to publish my only chapter of the year."

#jegulus #ao3 #marauders #harry potter #james potter #james x regulus #regulus black #wolfstar #harry potter fanfic #remus lupin #pov i havent published since november #Pov new chapter of “I don't want to talk” coming soon #pov school started again #save me

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Spell to get my work done

Bibbity Boppity Boo, I have so much work to do

Help me out Alakazam, write this fanfic just like babam

Schoolwork too Abracadabra, finish it up please help me out bruuuh

#jegulus #ao3 #marauders #harry potter #james potter #regulus black #wolfstar #harry potter fanfic #james x regulus #remus lupin

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Fic Update: I don't want to talk

I FEEL SO BAD IK I'M LATE

Any of my loyal readers out there awaiting chapter ten, IM SO SORRY I have been procrastinating and busy for so long now but ITS COMING OK ITS COMING! It'll be out by TUESDAY at the latest ok! This chapter is gonna be REALLL angsty for all u Remus fans...

READ ON MY PRETTYS, READ ONNNN

#jegulus #ao3 #marauders #harry potter #james potter #james x regulus #regulus black #wolfstar #harry potter fanfic #remus lupin #remus x sirius #procrastinator ao3 writer #the curse of being a writer

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The gang is gay

the gang is slay

the gang is struggling.

#ao3 #jegulus #harry potter #marauders #james potter #james x regulus #wolfstar #harry potter fanfic #regulus black

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Almost at 500 hits on my first fic! Thanks to everyone whos been reading it so far! New chapter out by Thursday!

#ao3 #jegulus #harry potter #marauders #james potter #james x regulus #wolfstar #harry potter fanfic #regulus black #the gang is gay #the gang is slay #the gang is struggling

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Quote from "I don't want to talk" by Missuskneecaps on Ao3

"When Sirius liked a girl he would ask her out over and over until she said yes. Remus wished he were one of those girls, though he knew he would say yes as soon as Sirius opened his mouth. Actually, if Sirius confirmed his feelings Remus thought he just might tackle the boy. No words would need to be said after that point. Their mouths could do all the talking in the form of kisses. In that case, Remus wouldn’t mind a long conversation."

#ao3 #jegulus #harry potter #marauders #james potter #james x regulus #wolfstar #harry potter fanfic #regulus black

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brb i have to go follow every marauders art account on tumblr

#how are they so talented #like every single one #im always left breathless #its crazy and i love it #ao3 #jegulus #harry potter #marauders #james potter #james x regulus #wolfstar #harry potter fanfic #regulus black

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James: If we had a ship name what would it be

Regulus: Jegulus, obviously

James: not blotter?

Regulus: Why the fuck would it be blotter

James: Our last names! when we get married we have to mix them together

Regulus: James, thats not how lastnames work

James: Well I'm not taking yours, I'm a feminist

Regulus: James what-

James: ROTTER! FINAL ANSWER

Regulus: THAT MAKES EVEN LESS SENSE

#ao3 #jegulus #harry potter #marauders #james potter #james x regulus #harry potter fanfic #regulus black #the boys being silly #james potter is a chaotic himbo #james potter is a feminist #james says no to the patriarchy #regulus is concered for his boyfriends brain

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This is so cute... I will get there eventually in my fic. Gotta get past the angst and slowburn first....

FLUFF HAS TO BE EARNED

Lil cuties

#art #artists on tumblr #marauders #marauders fanart #hp fanart #marauders era #james potter #regulus black #jegulus #james x regulus

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Im so stupid i just remembered they dont use dollars in hogwartz they use wizard money AND THEYRE IN THE UK SO THEY WOULD USE POUNDS INSTEAD TOO

my entire fic is centered around a bet made with american dollars. CURSE MY AMERICAN BRAIN

#ao3 #harry potter #jegulus #marauders #james x regulus #james potter #wolfstar #harry potter fanfic #regulus black

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MEEEEE

PLEASE READ IT

ao3 writers staring at their inboxes 0.2 seconds after posting a new fic

#ao3 #jegulus #james potter #regulus black

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"The soul has a way of seeping through and wrapping its tendrils around one's limbs, moving them in a way they don’t realize to let others know the truth."

Quote from the fic "I don't want to talk" by Missuskneecaps on AO3. PLEASE READ IT ITS SO GOOD I WROTE IT.

#ao3 #harry potter #jegulus #marauders #james x regulus #james potter #wolfstar #harry potter fanfic #regulus black #quotes #literature #literary quotes #im writing a fanfic and i need validation

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don't forget quick huffs as well

morose code I communicate in short and long sighs