Ok I could feasibly be cast for a reality show I just invented called Idiot Island -
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Win cash prize by finishing a project that there are no reminders for (winner has “best project” but no one knows what that means)
u must find someone to help u but u can only talk about project when on a date (singles inferno style)
dates are won in challenges
challenges are at random times (example challenges - how long can u go without petting this dog? what is that persons name? who has the most unexplained bruises? learn a new board game without emotional outburst)
dates are off the island and waaaayyy overstimulating
if anyone finds out who is helping on ur project u are both kicked off island & newbie replaces u but if enough ppl are kicked off u could rotate back in
when u are kicked off you have to work other players dates disguised as staff and can mess with them
there’s tons of weed
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no one will suspect a thing
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girl shut the fuck up about pro life I saw you posting rat torture vids in the discord
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Scott McCloud’s incomparable “Understanding Comics”.
I swear you can open this book to any page and it’s amazing.
(ps it’s actually a digital image of a printed copy of a drawing of a painting of a pipe)
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I hate hate HATE all those 2edgy 4me theories about kids shows. Like Angelica dreaming up the rugrats, or the ed, edd, and eddy children being ghosts, or literally anything that takes a lighthearted and fun kids show and has to turn it into some tragic take of rape or murder or misinformed mental illness.
So you know what? From now on I’m gonna do the exact opposite. Every cool grim-dark show is now because of a bunch of children. To get us started:
Game of Thrones: A middle-school DnD campaign with the most angry, vindictive DM who has promised to kill everyone’s player characters (and their family) by the end.
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I hate hate HATE all those 2edgy 4me theories about kids shows. Like Angelica dreaming up the rugrats, or the ed, edd, and eddy children being ghosts, or literally anything that takes a lighthearted and fun kids show and has to turn it into some tragic take of rape or murder or misinformed mental illness.
So you know what? From now on I’m gonna do the exact opposite. Every cool grim-dark show is now because of a bunch of children. To get us started:
Game of Thrones: A middle-school DnD campaign with the most angry, vindictive DM who has promised to kill everyone’s player characters (and their family) by the end.
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my biggest red flag is that im a lesbian who likes boobs and whenever im watching a show with obvious fanservice and all the girls have their massive tits hanging out of their bras being held together by string, my first reaction isnt to go "god im so tired of all this oversexualization of women". i go WOOOOO BOOBIES !!!!!!!!!
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Of course it goes without saying that I am hopelessly dependent on the ingot
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apparently people found the full version of the "ulterior motives" lost media song that went viral on reddit or tiktok but it's from a porn film so the full version has moaning and stuff. scream
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so-called “old man fuckers” when you desire a man over the age of 50
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