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#fucking GLORIOUS #levi #levi ackerman #heichou #dadchou #poor dadchou #he's always with these fuckin kids in official art #humanity's breadiest #eren #eren jaeger #sourdough #en gardedough #cumrag #bladerag #mikasa ackerman #bagel #bagel so background #breadblades #foreshortening is a thing #aot #attack on titan #snk #shingeki no kyojin #official art #merch #baguette

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#iconic #more like lazy lol #tbh we're kind of running out of official dough #so we're scraping the bottom of the barrel here #RELEASE SEASON 2 ALREADY #breadblades #scout regiment #scout breadgiment #survey corps #survey carbs #humanityyy #aot #attack on titan #snk #shingeki no kyojin #baguette

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#iconic #more like lazy lol #tbh we're kind of running out of official dough #so we're scraping the bottom of the barrel here #RELEASE SEASON 2 ALREADY #breadblades #scout regiment #scout breadgiment #survey corps #survey carbs #humanityyy #aot #attack on titan #snk #shingeki no kyojin #baguette

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#oh yes i have more of these #did you expect anything less? #tbh we're kind of running out of official dough #so we're scraping the bottom of the barrel here #RELEASE SEASON 2 ALREADY #tortillniquet #except this is a sling #i can't think of a good bread x sling pun #breadblades #breadbox #breadrest #breadsticks #scout regiment #scout breadgiment #survey corps #survey carbs #aot #attack on titan #snk #shingeki no kyojin #baguette

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#oh yes i have more of these #did you expect anything less? #tbh we're kind of running out of official dough #so we're scraping the bottom of the barrel here #RELEASE SEASON 2 ALREADY #tortillniquet #i'm not sorry #scout regiment #scout breadgiment #survey corps #survey carbs #aot #attack on titan #snk #shingeki no kyojin #baguette

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#and for our glorious return to baguetting: mockery of military trauma #did you expect anything less? #tbh we're kind of running out of official dough #so we're scraping the bottom of the barrel here #RELEASE SEASON 2 ALREADY #tortillniquet #i'm not sorry #scout regiment #scout breadgiment #survey corps #survey carbs #aot #attack on titan #snk #shingeki no kyojin #baguette

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#eremika #eren #eren jaeger #sourdough #shoelessdough #get ur shit together eren #eren fails at everything #failuren #cumrag #cumdrag #crumb-rag #eat it #eat it eren #you will survive bitch #mikasa #mikasa ackerman #bagel #bagel so motherly #this dumbfuck would die without you #aot #attack on titan #snk #shingeki no kyojin #stolen art #baguette

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#oh you know there's bread somewhere in his grocery bags #it meets the carb quota #moblit #moblit berner #cornbread #chorebread #poor cornbread #safe; boring; crumbly #accessorizable really only with butter #and now he's dead #poor fucker #hange zoë #hanji zoe #stegosaurus cookie #snoozeosaurus cookie #dot pixis #garrison commander #breadbowl #breadasos #petasos #aot #attack on titan #snk #shingeki no kyojin #stolen art #baguette

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#eren #eren jaeger #sourdough #soulmatedough #cumrag #crumb-rag #eat it #eat it eren #you will find love bitch #doughmance #true loaf #fuck people; acquire bread #food before dudes #dough before beaux #carbs before cocks #baguettes can even double as dildos so men are unnecessary #dildough #painetration #except don't actually do that #bread is soft and porous #bad dildo material #you'd be asking for a yeast infection #aot #attack on titan #snk #shingeki no kyojin #stolen art #but is it even art tho #baguette

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#well this is disgusting #👍 #armin perverts tend to be exceptionally dedicated to their craft #so though not an armin pervert myself i have much respect for them #armin #armin arlert #pervmin #see i told you armin is a pervert #he's asking for all manner of sexual atrocities in that outfit #victimblaming #wonderbread #aot #attack on titan #snk #shingeki no kyojin #aotjh #attack on titan junior high #shingeki! kyojin chuugakkou #stolen art #baguette

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#armin #armin arlert #breadwinner #arminful of bread #fuck i've missed this #wonderbread #wonderbreadbasket #eren #eren jaeger #sourdough #sourthought #cumrag #eremin #aot #attack on titan #snk #shingeki no kyojin #stolen art #baguette

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#eruri #god i love how much atmospheric bread there is in aot fanart #it provides so much content for this blog #lol eruri doughmestic bliss #as if erwin would snuggle or abide a cat #'can i talk to you for a minutes?' #'no levi my ears have important things to do' #'also you need to work on your grammatical number' #levi #levi ackerman #erwin smith #danchou #gingerbread man #aot #attack on titan #snk #shingeki no kyojin #stolen art #baguette

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Armin looks so cute in half-up ponytail and glasses.

#he has breadcrumbs #it meets the carb quota #armin #armin arlert #wonderbread #cumpster #he's alive now so we no longer have qualms about using his gross nickname #aot #attack on titan #snk #shingeki no kyojin #stolen art #baguette

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Please reblog or like if you're a yugioh blog!!

#we're a yugioh blog in spirit if not practice #sorry for the long-ass hiatus folks #i'm drunk and have been sifting through the yugioh tag for hours #with the yugioh themesongs blaring #i'm at th e point where gx's theme is emotionally stirring #'going fast makes me feel alive / my heart beats in hyperdrive' #yeah i know that's arc-v you fucks #'whatever' -fma 03 al #my existence is meaningless and even my asshole of a cat disapproves of my lifechoices #it took forever to baguette yami's hair bc my baguetting computer's keyboard is disabled due to wine spillage #carbffure #hairdough #yugioh #yu-gi-oh #yu-gi-oh! #i don't know how to punctuate this #'DON'T SAY IF I WERE YOU / OR TELL ME WHAT YOU'D DO' #like most of my life #lol #i think i need to break into more of the vanilla extract #but i guess we're back? #we did miss this glorious bullshit and our baffling number of apparent fans #not baguette #baguette

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Every single kind of bread is the best kind of bread.

Every single kind.

#damn straight #don't doughscriminate #all bread is created equal #and better than you #if this were an intelligent blog i'd go into socialist advocate mode right now #but this is where i go to be stupid and insane so all i got is #fuck people; acquire bread #priorities #sasha has hers in order #food > humanity #bread is the most important food group #especially baguettes #primus inter panes #if you understand the full extent of that pun i ♥ u so much #sasha #sasha braus #roll #roll roll roll #aot #attack on titan #snk #shingeki no kyojin #stolen art #baguette

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Armin Arlert/Jean Kirstein Characters: Armin Arlert, Jean Kirschtein, Connie Springer, Levi (Shingeki no Kyojin), Eren Yeager, Mikasa Ackerman, Sasha Blouse, Krista Lenz | Historia Reiss Additional Tags: Romance, Yaoi, Fluff, Cannonverse, Takes place somewhere in the manga, Breakfast, Tumblr Prompt Summary:

This little scene takes place during one of the adjustment days where the 104th squad are helping Historia run the orphanage. Jean wanted to tell Armin how his feelings had bloomed for the blonde the past few weeks but Connie and burnt toast got in the way and cockblocked everything. Now Levi is pissed because of the wasted bread and Jean's not going to get much for breakfast.

But that's okay, better him than Armin.

#i haven't read and refuse to read this shit #as a general rule i don't read fanfics because 1) i'm a better writer than most of you fucks 2) why fanfic when doujinshi #jearmin #here's a ship that rarely docks in this blog #docking #blond = male & blonde = female; so unless this is an armin!♀ fic you've got an extra -e in there you dillwad #bread doesn't so much block as surpass cock #food before dudes #dough before beaux #carbs before cocks #bread is power #fuck people; acquire bread #baguettes can even double as dildos so men are unnecessary #dildough #except don't actually do that #bread is soft and porous #bad dildo material #you'd be asking for a yeast infection #armin arlert #wonderbread #cumpster #jean horsestein #baguette sammich #burnt toast #aot #attack on titan #snk #shingeki no kyojin #non-visual material?! #baguette

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#this breadit like eren's face is a cheapshot but i don't even care #'whatever' -fma 03 al #i don't even know why we're still doing this #existential crisis #eren #eren jaeger #eren loafer #inerentia #loungeren #surely you have better things to do than lounge in the grass eren #like idk save the fucking world? you piece of shit #failuren #eren fails at everything #sourdough #languordough #cumrag #grassrag #aot #attack on titan #snk #shingeki no kyojin #official art #baguette