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Barty Crouch Jr would be the uncle that would rant to 6 year old Luna about his issues with Evan while she paints his nails pink and puts hello kitty hair clips to hold his hair back, and then he would 100% follow her advice.
He’d be THAT bitch and that’s why he’s Luna’s favorite. (I’m kidding) (or am I)
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omfg, i love this. this is so correct, btw. ariel approved post fr
Barty Crouch Jr would be the uncle that would rant to 6 year old Luna about his issues with Evan while she paints his nails pink and puts hello kitty hair clips to hold his hair back, and then he would 100% follow her advice.
He’d be THAT bitch and that’s why he’s Luna’s favorite. (I’m kidding) (or am I)
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QPPS PETER AND MARLENE ☹️☹️☹️☹️ my babes
YESSS OMGGG
they need love :(
they're definitely tiptoeing the line, too. romantic feelings have never ever crossed their mind while being with the other, but ppl still seem to think they're dating. lot's of handholding and cuddling n stuff. they were each other’s first kiss for practice (but like actually)
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evan and barty both have tattoos drawn by a toddler luna bc she heared them talk abt wanting another one and drew them some. they have terrible quality, and you're never sure what they're meant to present, but they will defend it with they're live
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HI ARIEL WE NEED MORE QPR HEADCANNONS??? LIKE RN????THIS IS A MUST
just had qpps lily and remus pop in my head and i love them
ALSO qpps pandora and peter hello??? they make me so soft☹️
HI JUPITER! glad to see you back in my inbox. I missed you. how are you doing boo?
you are so correct, tho. we need more qpr hc. idk if I can do those justice tho 😔
but. they definitely would be amazing. moonflower who are super close with each other, kissing each other's cheek n holding hands but there isn't an ounce of romantic attraction between them
peter and pandora who confuse ppl bc are they dating???? but peter isn't isn't interested in relationships???? n pandora is seeing someone???? what's going on???? —every hogwarts student fr
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a little feral for dorlily rn actually
(ok but what if dorcas leaning against the wall one day with an indecipherable expression on her face, getting to actually properly watch lily so effortlessly take charge, the way there’s a fierceness to even her kindness, how she helps the first years, silences bullies with merely glares, how she’s so quick witted, sharp tongued, so much more than just “the girl potter’s been trying (and failing) to woo for the past few years”)
(what if it just turns into a thing, and one day lily just catches her looking and for some reason it plays in her mind because she’s never been looked at quite like that, and because there’s something hot and curious stirring in her chest because she doesn’t quite understand that gaze, but she wants to know)
(dorcas is quiet, but she’s just enough mystery and smirks, never giving away too much, leaving lily hot and bothered and confused, keeping her on her toes, a little challenge, till she’s flustered in a way she hasn’t really been before and that sheer stubbornness keeps her wanting to know more until oh.
(She says that aloud btw. It’s probably inconvenient and in the library mid-teaching someone something and it gets her strange looks from everyone. )
(Turned into a very detailed ramble but just walk with me ahhhh)
Byksbsossh9dehe9ejiebsisbso I LOVE THIS SM OMFG
dorlily my loves <3 I adore them sm <33 my fav lesbians <333
lily realizing she's a flaming homo in front of a bunch of people and turning bright red if my fav hc. just her standing calm and collected in one moment, and in the next, she's bright red and stuttering
god, I love her
dorcas having the power to make her flush like that with just a look is so real tbh. I, too, would blush so hard that I could rival the red-man-thingie on traffic lights for dorcas
dw abt this being super detailed, I love it. this is the type of shit I love the most, actually. I love long detailed asks (tho I can never properly reply to them 😔)
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i dont care what yall say barty is either a thief, a murderer, a money launderer, HE’S A FELON OK or he’s a fucking electrician. hell, he’s probably both. never paid for a tool or working material in his Life yet he has all the best stuff. barty probably steals shit from all electrician companies his manic sewer rat fingers can manage to google and them Sells that across the border to another country, in exchange getting their cheaper material and making a cut off that for himself, THEN installs everything in his clients’ homes and demands double the price. he’s so smart barty didnt even have to learn the fucking job, he leafed through a book once and that’s that. the amount of times he’s been shocked is Concerning and he probably has burn scars all over his body from him. his eyes have lost color over the few years he’s been doing it and the thing with his tongue is a tick result of biting at a cable he perfectly well Knew the electricity wasnt shut off on
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another tag has been acquired (is that the right word???)
@valoflunar gets the tag #talking to the moon 🎶
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evan who somehow finds himself on a date with sirius and mary (he's in his bunny form) and he just spends the entire time wondering why tf he's here on mary's lap of all places
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lol yeah they're just so delicious I can understand your head exploding
hjhjjhhjhhl i need more sirius x barty stuffs,,,, i'm begging,,,,, they consume my soul like no other
that's so real of you, babe. I'm so in love with them too
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Oh my, that jily fic, A Love Retold, sent by that anon(bless their heart) made me so warm🥺 I totally loved that take on them as well. And already I headcanoned their friends; being Sirius and Remus for James(sorry Peter, you ruin everything) and Mary McDonald and Marlene McKinnon for Lily. I can also totally see Sirius playfully mocking James because his childhood sweetheart thinks his eyes are pretty. James likely would punch his arm. Lily is allowed to say that though😊
Absolutely! I love the fic too it's just so sweet n fluffy
I fully agree with the friends, though, justice for my guy Pete. without the scary cultleader, I'm sure he wouldn't betray them
james absolutely would get teased by all of them for it tho. they make fun of him so much
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Hii, guess who?
I got some HCs (that have something to do with movies/musicals/shows/books I love)
(They are not dead in the HCs)
Bellatrix and Rita love Star Wars (Bellatrix loves Ashoka the most and Rita loves the OG trilogy the most)
Peter sometimes plays the soundtrack from The Greatest Showman just to hear James and Sirius sing along (They're bad at singing)
Dorcas and Lily would watch/read Percy Jackson atleast 10 times
Pandora loves Anne of Green Gables/Anne with an E
Barty likes The Umbrella Academy (Especially 5 and Klaus)
Evan and Remus sometimes talk about The Maze Runner
Peter loves Ninjago and Spiderman
Marlene loves Marvel and Regulus loves DC so they sometimes arue about the best superheroes
I know, half of these are not popular/are childish
(Please take this site away from me)
hiii boo <3
I. tbh I don't know much abt starwars so I can't tell you if I agree or disagree... I'll agree with you anyway
II. real af. I would totally do the same
III. real af pt 2. they definitely did. they also shared notes and gushed abt ut to each other
IV. I know 1 of those shows, but I assume they're both similar, and so I decide that you're 100% correct
V. he absolutely does. he loves them sm. he's the biggest fan boy ever. literally knows all the lines, and he has forced all of his friends to watch the show with them
VI. definitely. they bond over the show and go from disliking each other to kind of liking each other
VII. SHSOSNSO HE SO DOES. QUOTES THE SHOW REGULARLY (no one get's it </3)
VIII. oh, they definitely do. sometimes, they end up fighting like literally. they have to go to the nurse office
who cares if their childish or not. they're great fr
(I said it before but I'll say it again. no one dare to take the side away from you 🤺🤺)
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barty's the kind of guy to leave you paralysed, but like actually
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lately i’ve been thinking about tom riddle/lily evans.. thoughts ???
...and prayers
noo I feel bad that's so mean 😔
tbh can't blame you. young!tom riddle is a snack whether it's the fan cast or not
god, they would... genuinely not sure what kind of couple they would be. they would be hot, though. like I wanna date their kids (and them but that's a different topic)
honestly, I would want to see that solely for sev's (and / or james) reaction
anyway. slay lily and her cult leader bf that wants her and her entire family and kind dead ✌️
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mary who has diary's filled with her love for dorcas meadows
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mary, who cringes every time someone complains abt a student smeeling bad
mary, who cringes every time someone mentions how badly someone else takes care of themselves
mary, who cringes when she sees little children and can smell them before she sees them
mary, who cringes when she has to invite people over
mary, who never realises how unclean something is until someone points it out
mary, who remembers the little girl afraid of going to school bc she would get made fun of
mary, who remembers the stares, the people making fun of her
mary, who remembers the shame and held back tears
mary who remembers what's it like being neglected
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If only James got to teach Harry, Quidditch, find out that he's a natural and then spend the whole day boasting about his son's skills to everyone to a point that they avoid him, to skip it.
oh, you're so mean to me (assuming you're the jily anon which I do)
why do you hate me, hm? what have I done? is it bc I ate your last slice of cake?
but, yes, it would be amazing if he got to see it. lily would be so over n done with him (with lots of love ofc)
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