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speaking of america’s favorite fruit (not optional) i love applerankings.com so fucking much. absolute necessity for any real Appleheads out there
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This is an incredible story.
A man assassinates a former prime minister and gives his demands to the government who turn around and go “Actually yeah, these are quite a good ideas.”
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Once again, Tumblr manages to succeed via just being honest with their users.
I made a post back around April fool's about the crabs being so popular because the joke was that every other website tries to trick you into clicking things so they can make money from your clicks and what if instead a website just asked "please click this revenue generating crab. It is there to generate revenue. In return you will have clicked on a crab. Nothing more." And the answer to that question was "people will frantically click on that crab. They don't hate the idea of the website getting money, they hate the idea of being profited on against their will".
So Tumblr implemented actual revenue crabs. "For this much money you can fill your or someone else's dash with virtual crabs. This will have the effect of there being crabs on their screen."
And people will buy those crabs. Because yes you're spending money on something stupid and useless but it's being sold to you as "hey you want something stupid and useless?", which is a nice change of pace from every other site trying to make itself out to be something more than what it is.
Twitter is floundering with the checkmark system because it's being sold as "confirm that you are someone important and who you say you are is true", which it isn't at all right now because anyone can buy one. You're buying a useless checkmark that only says that YOU think you're important. Or, more often than not right now, you are intending to trick other people into thinking you're someone you're not.
Meanwhile, Tumblr just said "Consider this double check mark. It does nothing. You will be marking yourself as someone who paid money for a meaningless checkmark and sometimes it will randomly turn into a bunch of crabs, making the site harder to use". And the userbase is like "Well sure, that sounds delightful."
The point is, despite what all the marketing and advertising people have tried to say, painting trash gold and trying to pass it off as something better is almost never as effective as just saying "hey you want this trash?"
Why yes, in fact, I do.
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welp
funny how things turn out, isn’t it
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Just a little concept sketch for a character I want to make for a potential Friday Night Funkin' mod!
I've grown attached to the name Braeburn - I think that's what I'll stick with.
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H E L L C L O W N 
The Tricky Mod is very cool and I had some free time - here's some fanart lol
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An assortment of character designs I’ve created for the theoretical Friday Night Funkin’ mods I want to make but lack the talent to actually produce -w- Worked on these over the last two days or so
Figured I’d post them up! Probs gonna colour them at some point too, I’ve grown attached to them lmao
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New profile pic! My old one was outdated, imo. Wanted a change of pace. RIP, classic-Titan. You will be missed. 
 Lil Nas X has given me my demon fever back with his latest song (been stuck in my head for a couple days lol) so I thought I'd give Titan some of that action. :x
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PoV: You're a demon with an undated daughter
Had a go at drawing this smug little bastard lmao, he’s tall now - be afraid
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you know what? fuck you *monsters your rat*
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A random jester character I sketched out last month; I wanted to use crescent moons as a design motif, so I tried to incorporate that shape as much as possible. Hope you enjoy. :)
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Heyo. Been a while, hasn’t it? Apologies for that. I mainly post on Twitter now, but I’ll try to remember to post here more often. :) Been an eventful year; I hope you’re all doing alright. We’ll get through this.
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I’m obsessed with this video
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my luxray baby is a little confused, but he’s got the spirit
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A photo of my doggo, Billy, from last year.
Just found it in my iCloud library (the one useful feature Apple has ever implemented) and it reminded me of when life was simpler. Hope my goober dog makes someone else happy too. <3
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the Darkness ghost-wrote this thread
do you ever think about how…. objects in the universe want to be round, like planets, and suns, and orbits and galaxies, all of it trying to make a circle
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water droplets and living cells and even the entire universe itself is likely to be a finite sphere
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and they say it is because “the sphere is a shape which allows for the most amount of volume with the least amount of surface,” the sphere is ideal, the circle is holy, it is loops and loops and loops all the way down
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