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nhl x notnylander part 2/?

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nhl x notnylander part 1/?

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i think that Oscar Piastri and Connor Bedard are brothers in another universe. 🤨

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oscar, getting out of his car after trying and failing to park it: i give up. that'll have to do

logan: just abandon your car why don't you

oscar:

logan: my grandma parks better than you and she doesn't even drive

#formula 1 #f1 #incorrect quotes #incorrect f1 quotes #incorrect formula 1 #oscar piastri #logan sargeant #mclaren f1 #williams f1 #incorrect oscar piastri #incorrect logan sargeant #oscar piastri cant park a car agenda #source: me #yes this is a follow-on from the last post #i remember oscar saying something about having trouble parking a car #hes just like me fr #(i cant drive) #(i was the one who said whats marked as logans lines) #(but dont tell anyone i told you)

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oscar, trying and failing to park his car: oh dear

logan: what the hell are you even doing

oscar: my best

#f1 #formula 1 #incorrect quotes #incorrect f1 quotes #incorrect formula 1 #oscar piastri #logan sargeant #mclaren f1 #williams f1 #prema boys #or ex prema boys now #prema men #source: me #just like the last however many times

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charles: the neck pillow is really tight around my neck so it feels like its choking me but im sort of into it

#f1 #formula 1 #incorrect quotes #incorrect formula 1 #incorrect f1 quotes #charles leclerc #incorrect charles leclerc #source: me #charles is just like me fr #I DONT HAVE A CHOKING KINK #NEITHER DOES CHARLES #probably #please believe me

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lando: if i had a penny for every time ive been choking on my food and my friends have just sat there, acknowledged that i'm dying, and then continued with their conversation, i'd have 2 pennies

lando: which, in the words of dr heinz doofenshmirtz, isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

#formula 1 #f1 #incorrect formula 1 #incorrect f1 quotes #incorrect quotes #lando norris #source: me #waters wet #george and alex would totally do this #sorry but its true #george russell #alex albon #ive realised a lot of the things i say translate well into landos personality #because i think we are the same person #im actually lando norris #no joke not clickbait GONE WRONG?

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yuki: 5'3 of me is filled with pure anger

pierre: whats the rest filled with

yuki: rest?

#f1 #formula 1 #incorrect quotes #incorrect f1 quotes #incorrect formula 1 #yuki tsunoda #pierre gasly #yukierre #you lot really love yukierre on here #source: me #like it always is #come on now #are you expecting anything else #yukis short jokes #if i have to suffer so does he

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daniel: can bereal stop going off when i havent got any clothes on

daniel: i know i look good naked but damn every fuckin time man

#f1 #formula 1 #incorrect quotes #incorrect formula 1 #incorrect f1 quotes #daniel ricciardo #source: me #always assume the source is me #no but like actually #can bereal stop going off when im naked

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pierre: *calls charles*

charles, answering the phone: hello?

pierre: i'll call you back later okay?

pierre: *hangs up*

charles: ?????

#formula 1 #f1 #incorrect quotes #incorrect f1 quotes #incorrect formula 1 #pierre gasly #charles leclerc #source: me #this isnt even the weirdest conversation ive had over the phone #yes this actually happened #i was as confused as you are

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carlos: would you fuck-

charles: yes

carlos: i didnt finish

charles: id fuck anyone

charles: im a slag

#f1 #formula 1 #incorrect f1 quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect formula 1 #charles leclerc #carlos sainz jr #charlos #source: me #the source is always me #you should know this by now #hes just like me fr #by he i mean charles

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pierre: stop making kissy faces at me people are going to think we're gay

yuki: "think"

pierre: why did you put think in quotation marks yuki

pierre: what the fuck does that mean yuki

#formula 1 #f1 #incorrect quotes #incorrect f1 quotes #incorrect formula 1 #pierre gasly #yuki tsunoda #yukierre #source: me #would you believe it #i just had to post this one #i mean it practically happened #me when my friend group is a poundland version of the f1 grid #this IS an incorrect quote #it just so happens that they had a similar conversation in real life

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*during the ENGFRA WC match*

lewis: how many of those french players get into the england side

george: none of them. they're all french

lewis: yeah but hypothetically how many of them are good enough to get in

george: none of them are english

lewis: yeah but like what if they were

george: they're french

lewis: but-

lando: just give up at this point

#formula 1 #f1 #incorrect quotes #incorrect f1 quotes #incorrect formula 1 #lewis hamilton #george russell #lando norris #engfra #world cup #source: me #still me

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lando: daniel woke me up this morning because he felt lonely and wanted to hang out

george: thats sorta cute

lando: it would have been

lando: except he came into my room screaming "WAKEY WAKEY EGGS AND GET THE FUCK UP"

lando: it was a little unnerving

#formula 1 #f1 #incorrect quotes #incorrect f1 quotes #incorrect formula 1 #lando norris #george russell #daniel ricciardo #source: me #like always #you can interpret these however you like #this one is one of my favourites #i can totally see daniel doing this

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fernando: is it mentally unhealthy of me to rank my favourite threats

lance and esteban, simultaneously as they slowly step away: yeah maybe

#f1 #formula 1 #incorrect f1 quotes #incorrect formula 1 #incorrect quotes #fernando alonso #lance stroll #esteban ocon #source: me #yet again #its always me #repost #because someone decided to use the original to spread terf propaganda

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kevin: hyuna and dawn broke up so i blocked nico hülkenberg

mick: why nico hülkenberg

kevin: its his fault

kevin: its always his fault

#formula 1 #f1 #incorrect quotes #incorrect f1 quotes #incorrect formula 1 #kevin magnussen #mick schumacher #nico hülkenberg #hyuna and dawn #source: me #still me #i did this #i was the one who blocked hülkenberg #its always hülkenbergs fault

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oscar, about arthur: hes got honkabadonkanonkers and nice hair

#f1 #formula 1 #f2 #formula 2 #incorrect formula 1 #incorrect f1 quotes #incorrect formula 2 #incorrect f2 quotes #incorrect quotes #oscar piastri #arthur leclerc #source: me #yes this was genuinely about arthur #i didnt say this #this was said to me #in a conversation about belly buttons? #yeah i dont know either #tagged f2 instead of f3 #because its confirmed that arthur will be in f2 #and our boy oscar has an f1 seat #yippee