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somewhere in time

#tgcf #fengqing #mu qing #feng xin #tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing

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tgcf sports/athlete au

refs used: [x] [x] [x] [x]

#tgcf #xie lian #hua cheng #feng xin #mu qing #shi qingxuan #he xuan #heaven official's blessing #hualian #fengqing #beefleaf #天官赐福 #tgcf sports au

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moriarty the patriot 👀

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Was thinking about Light Yagami—again, help—and thought "If Light Yagami wants something, then he's going to get it" but then I realized. No. No, that's not right. Because Light is also the type of guy to convince himself that he doesn't want things. So like,,,only in surges of destructive behavior does he insist on getting what he wants.

Someone spills wine on Light's shirt? Laugh it off but start up a thirty-two step plan to ruin their life.

Light wants some ice cream? No he doesn't. What are you talking about? He's never wanted any sort of dessert in his life because that would be childish and also selfish of him.

An uncle called him a 'sissy boy' for playing the piano? Uncover the drugs in his car and, if there aren't any, plant some. Make sure they're discovered at the largest family gathering possible in front of plenty of witnesses. He will spend seven years in jail.

Light likes a certain band and wants to listen to their music, go to a concert even? Nope. Never heard of them. Who? He doesn't need CDs and his father just bought him a computer for school so really a music player would be excess. Plus he's not one of those heathens that likes to study to music, obviously.

And thinking about that, I think L breaks him out of that mindset by teasing out Light's pettiness. L turns everything into a challenge, a game to win, so Light's more "foolish" wants are no longer childish—they're a victory. L turns Light's simplest desires into petty revenge, and so he'll chase them.

Light would never ask or even search for an expensive gourmet breakfast food on his own, but handcuff him to L and have him watch his every meal, then Light's damn well going to make sure he enjoys it. Light wants silk pajamas because the sheets are uncomfortable, Ryuzaki, really—it has nothing to do with the fact that you turned the thermostat down when Light said he was cold. Suddenly Light enjoys ice cream again but only when it comes from L's bowl when he's not looking.

#lawlight #death note

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are you really an ao3 user if you've never read a >50k fanfic that is incredibly fucking good, much much better than any original work out there, with eloquent writing so deep and poetic that you have to pause after every few sentences, process it and scream into a muffled pillow?

bonus if you're supposed to be studying for something or other but decided to read just one more chapter, and finished the whole thing :')

#welcome to the club #genshin #zhongchi #matchablossom #iwaoi #sakuatsu #haikyuu #sk8 #knb #DESIGNATION MIRACLE #midotaka #kisekasa #kagakuro #himuro and his giant six foot two bf #murasakibara #oh my god what about mdzs #wwx #lz #jiang cheng #xicheng FICS HELP #svsss #SVSSS ISTG #SO MANY LONG FICS #and TGCF #OH MY GOD #don't get me started on sherlock holmes #and moriarty the patriot now that i think about it #im just naming fandoms now #are you a real ao3 user until u have maxed out your favorite tag list #BSD

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Trying to figure out how to draw these two dummies.

#hp #drarry

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THIS. This is exactly how I feel. 

Netflix's Nimona isn't quite the Nimona I fell in love with. Its voice is different & doesn't speak to my soul quite the same way the comic did. But it's still a vibrant example of awesome animation, with a great story, a truly splendid cast, and a crucial message to give.

Go watch it.

#nimona #the movie is beautiful #but the comic #it was my childhood

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These two in all his forms and shapes xd

#I LOVE THIS #mxtx

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message in a bottle is all i can do, ooh 🎶

belatedly for fengqing month on twitter, day 5 - long distance

#mxtx

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There must be at least someone in the south that think of them as lovers, build a temple based on that idea. There is no way no one ships them

#mxtx

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what wimmin, why walmon, who whoman…

#mxtx

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sumeru gang goes to... disney fontaine? clearly i have been playing kingdom hearts

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I think the reason so many LOTR ripoffs fail is because they make their Aragorn analogue the main character, when the entire point of Aragorn is that he’s “the person the villains think is the main character, but is Not.”

Aragorn seems like a traditional King Arthur style hero— he has huge Main Character Energy because he’s supported by destiny, by bloodline, by all these magic artifacts and prophecies, and etc etc. Frodo and Sam are Just Some Guys. Aragorn recognizes that Sauron understandably thinks he’s the main hero of this story ….and he pretends to believe it too, spending the entire series using himself as a diversion to prevent Sauron from seeing Frodo and Sam.

Aragorn’s whole thing is that knows he seems like the Main Hero of this legend to people who don’t know better —- but he also knows that he isn’t, and that his role is just to keep Sauron’s eye on him in order to protect the people around him.

And it works! Sauron is so fixated on defeating his Legendary Destined Archenemy with Extreme Main Character Energy that he completely overlooks the two ordinary little guys who were the real threat to him all along.

#lotr

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Reunion

Keep reading

#genshin au #scara #childe

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🍋 < blatantly cheating

🦑 < rigged the deck

🐟 < is the conquering king

yhk competitive monopoly for orv secret santa over on twitter!

#THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

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🌈Them gay shows 🌈

Finally did it guys! BL Drama recommendations flowchart catered to me. Me only. ME people who might have the same taste as me. Enjoy

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My dad and I once had a disagreement over him using the adage “What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.”

I said, “That’s just not true. Sometimes what doesn’t kill you leaves you brittle and injured or traumatized.”

He stopped and thought about that for a while. He came back later, and said, “It’s like wood glue.”

He pointed to my bookshelf, which he helped me salvage a while ago. He said, “Do you remember how I explained that, once we used the wood glue on them, the shelves would actually be stronger than they were before they broke?”

I did.

“But before we used the wood glue, those shelves were broken. They couldn’t hold up shit. If you had put books on them, they would have collapsed. And that wood glue had to set awhile. If we put anything on them too early, they would have collapsed just the same as if we’d never fixed them at all. You’ve got to give these things time to set.”

It sounded like a pretty good metaphor to me, but one thing I did pick up on was that whatever broke those shelves, that’s not the thing that made them stronger. That just broke them. It was being fixed that made them stronger. It was the glue.

So my dad and I agreed, what doesn’t kill you doesn’t actually make you stronger, but healing does. And if you feel like healing hasn’t made you stronger than you were before, you’re probably not done healing. You’ve got to give these things time to set.