natasha: maximoff, buy an elephant*.
wanda, making a shopping list: what for?
natasha: cmon', just buy an elephant.
wanda: nat. "buy an elephant" for what?
natasha: just buy it :)
wanda: ...okay?
natasha: add some some penaut putter to the list. and relax /points on the "buy an elephant" in the list/ - we don't need it.
wanda: but what about your "buy an"-
natasha: are you kidding? you're still serious about buying a f u c k i n g elephant???
wanda, still don't get the joke: ...yes?
natasha: blyat`.
*In Russia, "buy an elephant" ("ĐșŃпО ŃĐ»ĐŸĐœĐ°") means nothing but that person just spaming for your attention. Ju-ust in the wierd way.
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send a ship & a number
1. âdid you see the news, you were on it again!â
2. â should I kiss you or should I just walk off angrilyâ
3. âi thought that was in  the pastâ
4. âit seems I was wrong  about youâ
5. âdonât get mad but I did that thingâ
6. âthe walk of shame, more like the walk of prideâ
7. âdid you have to say thatâ
8. âwe cannot get married in vegas againâ
9. Â dancing till dawn
10. party crashing
11. âI fought a tigerâÂ
12. face planting in front of their crush
13. âlisten to me, or donât I really donât careâ
14. night out
15. âhave you seen me angryâ
16. âscrew it, screw all of it,âÂ
17. âdid we just rob a bank?â
18. inside the others mind
19. poker face
20. âhow do you even find this stuffâ
21. âyou did that, for me?â
22. competition
23. âcan we make one exceptionâ
24. âhow many times have we ended up like thisâ
25. âdid you just make a star wars referenceâÂ
26. movie night gone bad
27. social media au
28. high school au
29. âhow do you always look so goodâ
30. truth serum
31. âI swear if you start singingâ
32. âare we dating or notâ
33. âhow could you do this and not invite meâ
34. soulmate au
35. âwhy is it only meâ
36. going inside each others mind
37. âwell that was unexpectedâ
38. rivalsÂ
39. âare we gonna just quitâ
40. collage au
41. âget me last ok?â
42. ânever forgetâ
43. âthat has to be one of the dumbest things I have ever doneâ
44. âthat was not as fun as I thoughtâ
45. âhow could you, that was my cookieâ
46. âand one last thingâ
47. at their worst
48. loss
49. âis this what you do all day?â
50. âWHAT WAS I THINKING?â
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"You know this one. I like this song so-o-o very much...because everywhere i go, i'm singing this song to every city that i'm leaving. Do you wanna sing along?"
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IHeartFestival show is one of my favourites. So why don't i have a little crossover with it!?
Always with the help of lovely MORALFREAKđ„đ„đ„
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