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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Knights of the Old Republic (Video Games) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Revan/Bastila Shan, Male Revan/Bastila Shan Characters: Revan (Star Wars), Bastila Shan, Male Revan (Star Wars), Background & Cameo Characters Additional Tags: Post-Canon, Sexual Content, Married Couple, Dark Side Revan (Star Wars), Dark Side Bastila Shan, Fluff and Smut, Twisted and Fluffy Feelings, Outdoor Sex, Pillow Talk, Loud Sex Summary:

While the terms technically refer to the same act, there are worlds of difference between "making love" and "fucking." Bastila Shan and her partner were well aware of this. However, as Darth Revan and Lady Bastila, Emperor and Empress of the Sith, they were just as, if not more aware of the latter.

What? No! Of course I didn’t make an entirely new file and painstakingly look for guides on how to hook these two up and sink tens of hours into it. Even though that’s exactly what I did with Chrobin and Rhealeth.

#kotor #darth revan #bastila shan #revan x bastila #chrobin

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True story, BTW.

#shitpost #sharyrazade plays #bioware #kotor #kotor 2 #mass effect #semi-original content #dragon age

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It’s the damndest thing about FE3H discourse...(2/2)

Oh, and speak of the devil!

I would have made the jacket red, but it was beyond the generator’s capability.

#semi-shitpost #semi-original content #character defense #rhea (fire emblem) #seteth (fire emblem) #flayn (fire emblem) #anime daenerys targaryen

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It’s the damndest thing about FE3H discourse...(1/2)

Admittedly, it was pre-release, but I saw a post somewhere comparing Dimitri to Light Yagami due to his infamous laugh CG cutscene. And Best Woman, of course, to one of the greatest written villains of the 21st century based on one shared arbitrary characteristic, writing off most other things about them.

Even if it is memey shitposts half the time, like with Ingrid “CEO of Racism” Brandl Galetea, it’s (deliberately?) missing the forest for the trees: And it’s not like this is a story where they both interact with a character(s) who actually does think a lot along the lines of fanatics like Mithos and Light, right? Oh wait...

#character defense #light yagami #dimitri alexandre blaiddyd #rhea (fire emblem) #mithos yggdrasill #fire emblem three houses #an emblem of ice and fire #fandom stuff #fandom bullshit

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I don’t write them that often, but-

I realized something about how I write Chrom and Tharja: They’re not really fans of each other. And again, they’re not thrilled about the arrangement (Tharja more), but they can’t bring themselves to make Robin choose between her husband and her girlfriend.

#fire emblem #fire emblem awakening #chrom #chrom (fire emblem) #tharja #tharja (fire emblem) #robin (fire emblem) #f!robin #chrobin #tharbin

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Tales of Symphonia, Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of the New World, Tales of Series Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Colette Brunel/Genis Sage, Sheena Fujibayashi/Lloyd Irving (referenced) Characters: Genis Sage, Colette Brunel Additional Tags: Post-Canon, Canon Compliant, Awkwardness, Awkward Crush, First Kiss, Childhood Friends, Romantic Friendship, Puberty, Interracial By Fantasy Standards, Fantastic Racism, Fantasizing, Unrequited Lust, Not Actually Unrequited Love, Genis' language is a little salty but he's a teenage boy what do you expect?, Colette is 20, Genis is a late 15 Summary:

Being a teenage boy is never exactly easy. But being a fifteen-year old boy while gradually coming to see the innocently-charming girl you grew up with as a stunning angel of a woman however, can be an absolute nightmare, only complicated by the lingering resentment you feel for humans.

This was actually written as an exploration of a concept I’d been wondering about for a while, but was genuinely disappointed by the fandom’s lack of interest in: Namely, Genis as an (older) teenage boy, doing what teenage boys do, feeling what teenage boys feel.

The assorted...complications in his life are what makes the idea really interesting IMHO. Also it’s been damn near five years since I wrote this and only realized that given who Colette’s family is, it would basically be a coin toss whether their son would look like dear old dad/aunt Raine/grandma or, well...

#my writing #tales of symphonia #genis sage #colette brunel #cw: fantasy racism #colette brunel x genis sage #colette x genis

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Tales of Symphonia, Tales of Series Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Sheena Fujibayashi/Lloyd Irving, Raine Sage/Original Female Character(s), Sheena Fujibayashi/Lloyd Irving/Original Female Character(s), Lloyd Irving/Original Female Character(s), Sheena Fujibayashi/Original Female Character(s) Characters: Lloyd Irving, Sheena Fujibayashi, Original Female Character(s), Raine Sage, Background & Cameo Characters, Colette Brunel, Genis Sage, Zelos Wilder

Summary:

Raine finds that a fellow researcher of hers would be very...useful for Lloyd and Sheena's journey to find and destroy as many exspheres as possible. It turns out they have a similar idea...just not as successfully as the professor.

IDK if this even counts as smut honestly. I mean, you’ve got some talk of not!Sharyrazade going down on Raine and getting felt up by Sheena and Lloyd, sure.

But anyway, there are a couple of things that are canon, since it's so in-character for them:

- Zelos’ collection of smut novels

- Raine’s strap-on collection

And you can’t tell me otherwise.

#my writing #tales of symphonia #cw: sexual content #(?) #lloyd irving #sheena fujibayashi #raine sage #raine x oc #sheena fujibayashi x lloyd irving #sheelloyd

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They’re literally the same picture though.

#sylvain jose gautier #zelos wilder #tales of symphonia #fire emblem three houses #fe3h spoilers #shitpost

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Elden Ring (Video Game), Fire Emblem: If | Fire Emblem: Fates Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Ganz | Hans, Dung Eater (Elden Ring), Minor Characters Additional Tags: Dark Crossover, Dark Comedy, Death Threats, Threats of Rape/Non-Con, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, No good guys, Prison, Canon Dialogue, Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con, Serial Killers Summary:

Thrown into a Leyndell cell for his assorted anti-social tendencies, Hans meets his new cellmate, an individual who happens to be even more loathsome than him. He does not like it in the slightest.

Last post’s aforementioned shitpost in question: Yeah, remember how I said you’d notice if I truly reviled a character? More of a writing exercise than anything.

#my writing #fire emblem #fire emblem fates #elden ring #crossover #cw: the loathsome dung eater

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So about Toothpaste-kun...

It’s probably gonna be impossible for me to take him seriously now, not just because of the hair, but, well...the one meme. If you know, you know already and I apologize for that fact.

If you don’t, you don’t and I’m not going to subject you all to that. I might subject my readers to a lot of stuff, like:

- Wildly inconsistent upload and update schedules

- Gratuitous historical references of varying obscurity

- Horror (classic, psychological, sci-fi) crossovers of my favorite Nintendo villains ever crashing amateur hour on Fodlan and deciding to have some fun with its inhabitants, even the ones we know and love

- A shitpost (ahem) about the most loathsome degenerate in Fates becoming cellmates with probably the most loathsome fictional character period, with all the, er- implications behind that

But not FUCKING THAT. I do have SOME standards, after all.

#fire emblem engage #vaguely shitposty #alear (fire emblem) #m!alear #my writing #fire emblem #shameless self-promotion #toothpaste-kun #fire emblem three houses #an emblem of ice and fire #ganondorf dragmire #majora #dark samus #edelgard von hresvelg #fire emblem fates #elden ring #hans (fire emblem) #the loathsome dung eater #crossover #the legend of zelda #metroid #anime daenerys targaryen

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Did anyone else have trouble following (HOTD 1x06)?

What exactly was going on after that timeskip? I mean, it’s a little disorienting, being dropped right in the middle of things, especially with the abrupt change of actors and all the parts were still moving. But I got used to it, I guess. The factions being pretty much baked into the cake by this point helped to some degree though. Anyway, the review:

- I was pretty sure it was Rhaenerya giving birth in the opening scene, but I wasn’t 100% about it until a little bit later. But it is very interesting watching her grow into her role and how well she’s learned to play the game, like when she tries to negotiate a marriage alliance with Alicent’s branch of the family, unlike her descendant, who embodied the when-all-you-have-is-a-hammer mindset

- Again, it took me a little bit to catch on with so many new players, but while the description applies to the vast majority of human beings ever to live, the fact that you had three separate Targaryen boys being born dark-haired and dark-eyed...should have tipped me off pretty quickly that there was some Jaime x Cersei shit going on there

- And speaking of new(ish) families and (semi) consensual cuckoldry: Laenor, my brother in the Seven, your marriage is a political alliance and Rhaenerya is literally your beard. And she’s doing damn near all the work while you decide to name your new son after your dead boyfriend. Of course she’s gonna be a little cross with you!

- After saving Ser Downbad from committing sudoku (Criston’s sword was at his abdomen, that’s what he was doing) a decade ago, my girl Alicent has her hands full, to say the very least. Kids being awful to each other is kind of in the job description and Aegon growing up...to be a spoiled rich kid, even by spoiled rich kid standards, isn’t exactly surprising. And pulling her very best Catelyn Stark routine to save as much of her family as possible, telling Aegon to treat this like his life is at stake (which it is), start taking his duties seriously and stop wanking out the window

- And after all he’s been through, it’s actually nice to get to watch Viserys getting to spend his twilight years as the doting, benevolent familial patriarch he’s always wanted to be. That said, it also makes his see-no-evil-hear-no-evil-speak-no-evil stance on Rhaenerya’s sons make more sense, but definitely increases his wife’s headaches substantially. But knowing this author and source material, alas, this can’t last

- And speaking of...unconventional patriarchs, probably the most interesting change is (especially with that intro to him we got) is seeing Daemon being...well, a dad. And from what we’ve seen a pretty attentive one too. Again, it’s not terribly surprising giving some statements and actions he made before, but it’s interesting because he’s not Chaotic Good/Neutral/Evil, Daemon is pure chaos. He’s like a human tornado, but instead of cars and construction material, you’re never exactly sure whether he’s going to be throwing fire and blood, shit or sage, fatherly wisdom, or even all three at once

- But like I said, this (relatively) peaceful state of affairs can’t last, as bastardry among Westrosi nobles (not unlike real life) is serious fucking business. And if it involves a disputed line of succession? I don’t care what system you have or when it is, times like that become an absolute feeding frenzy

- Since I knew they were pretty intelligent in this universe (just in a different way than humans) and they are bonded to one rider, I had my doubts as to whether it was possible, but suicide-by-dragon, is in fact, possible here

- And as we have seen, things like the (attempted) child murder of Bran or kinslaying here, are on the table to keep these dirty secrets from getting out. I’m sitting there like “bro, you orchestrated the horrible deaths of your brother and father by fire. That’s some (ahem) cold-blooded shit right there. I thought you were cool!”

#house of the dragon #hotd #house of the dragon 1x06 #hotd spoilers #rhaenerya targaryen #laenor x rhaenyra #rhaenyra x harwin #laenor velaryon #alicent hightower #king viserys targaryen #daemon targaryen #laena velaryon #laena x daemon #larys strong #sharyrazde watches

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It’s probably a coincidence/reference to another Square leading lady-

But given the legends surrounding her, the fact that Mary Magdalene was said to be a redhead, is pretty interesting in the context of who Sora literally is.

#kingdom hearts #kairi (kingdom hearts) #sora (kingdom hearts) #sokai #history meme #weird shit #weird stuff #fandom stuff

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I fucking TOLD YOU all I wasn’t the only one who saw it!

fire emblem racist haircut

#reblog

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It’s probably just a formality at this point, but-

I am this close to writing into my 3H fics something about Emperor Bill’s “prophetic dream” about Fodlan needing to be united to be strong enough to survive return of the mole people and naming it something like “The Emblem of Three Houses.”

Again, it’s probably just a formality seeing the fact that:

- It’s me

- His most (in)famous descendant and who she is literally to begin with

- I already wrote her two elder brothers as literally Rhaegar and Viserys in all but name

- My narration of the War of the Eagle and Lion tells it as an uprising against literally Aerys II in all but name

#half shitpost #fandom bullshit #fandom stuff #fire emblem three houses #an emblem of ice and fire #wilhelm paul hresvelg #asoif/got #fe3h #fire and blood #house of the dragon #daenerys targaryen #dark!dany #rhaegar targaryen #viserys targaryen #aerys ii targaryen #the mad king #aegon the conqueror

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HOTD 1x05

Wow, a lot to unpack there:

- Given how he talked about her and how things like “marital fidelity” are more like suggestions in Daemon’s book, I can’t honestly say I’m surprised about that course of action. But then again, my readers and followers will know well that I am NOT a fan of Targaryens who murder/want to murder a Lady Rhea in general; hell, just look at my very last post

- It was a bit of a rocky start, sure, but we Rhaenrya showing some real growth and understanding about just how heavy her responsibilities are...even if it means marrying her cousin (who’s even less thrilled about it than she is); Ser Criston, her boytoy...doesn’t take it well, to say the least

- Yeah, that’s gotta be pretty jarring for Alicent; dad can see the writing on the wall and puts it on the table about just how much danger both she and her children are in if/when things inevitably go to hell

- Speaking of which, it’s been telegraphed for years/since the very first episode, but we can see Viserys basically has one foot in the grave by now. In case the part about him ruminating on his legacy and the possibility that he could’ve been a second Aegon in another life, didn’t make it clear

- Oh, God! Not another royal wedding! Like they said, pretty much everyone expects it to be a shitshow of some sort and I’m honestly sitting there and waiting for it; the worst of it was Daemon being a coy, trolling little shit about the “accident”

- And here it is! Holy shit, Criston, like Joffrey isn’t having a bad enough day? He has to watch his boyfriend being married off to his cousin and you have to go and beat him to death on the banquet hall floor. What the fuck? Simping. Not even once

#house of the dragon #house of the dragon 1x05 #fire and blood #daemon targaryen #rhea royce #anime daenerys targaryen #an emblem of ice and fire #rhaenerya targaryen #ser criston cole #king viserys targaryen #alicent hightower #otto hightower #laenor velaryon #joffrey lonmouth #sharyrazde watches

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Were I not on a self-imposed deadline (my writing)

To complete a certain fan fiction of mine on...well, the Ides of March, I was, no bullshit, hand-to-heart, actually just about to include the scene with the smoldering ruins of Garreg Mach with:

- Ferdinand, Bernadetta, Petra, Dorothea, and Caspar all exchanging nervous, guilty glances with each other pretty early on in (”You kept all your promises to me. You killed my enemies...”) in the speech

- Hubert seething at Jeritza being “the bravest of men and loyalest of soldiers,” but he is kinda Grey Worm anyway

- Byleth looking like...well, Byleth, maybe a little concerned

- Her hand, Linhardt, sulking in the shadows behind her, especially sour (”but the war is not over!”) at certain points of the speech

- The (adopted) northerner, Mercedes, somewhere in the crowd, giving her the Arya-style death glare

#my writing #an emblem of ice and fire #fire emblem three houses #vaguely shitposty? #asoif/got #game of thrones #game of thrones 8x06 #anime daenerys targaryen #ferdinand von aegir #petra macneary #dorothea arnault #caspar von bergliez #hubert von vestra #jeritza von hrym #grey worm #linhardt von hevring #tyrion lannister #byleth eisner #jon snow #mercedes von martritz #arya stark #crimson flower #because that's what it was

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All I can really say about that one honestly.

#sharyrazde watches #reblog #house of the dragon #fire and blood #allicent hightower #house of the dragon 1x04 #rhaenerya targaryen #daemon targaryen #cw: incest