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smokegrassshakeass Ā· 23 days
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I am Buck, God of the four men arrested on the charge in connection to a shooting that killed a policeman in a police car on Wednesday in which he is being charged in the death penalty for the two officers involved with a shooting in New Hampshire in June in July that left a dead body and two other officers dead and injured on Tuesday morning in a traffic stop near a car that had not yet hit a pedestrian
WHY DID MY PREDICTIVE TEXT GIVE ME A FUCKING COURT CASE?? I was expecting something like ā€œGod of ice creamā€ or ā€œGod of blueberriesā€ not this??
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I am Arran, god of the most important thing
EDIT: if y'all donā€™t wanna use your name use your username
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smokegrassshakeass Ā· 1 month
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Yeah, so mature for being able to hold conversations with adults, it was only a problem when I couldnā€™t hold conversations with children my actual age. Huh, wonder why /sarc
I was always "mature for my age" until I would cry when my routine was changed...then I was just dramatic, sensitive, and a crybaby.
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smokegrassshakeass Ā· 2 months
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Donā€™t mind me, just sobbing over a video about theorizing over silly little video games
Gonna miss you, MatPat šŸ’œ
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smokegrassshakeass Ā· 2 months
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I fucking love xenogenders users, neopronouns users, all you gender fucks out there, I donā€™t care who you are, if your gender is funky then I love you and will trade Kandi with you
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Hello tumblr user that regularly posts about loving ā€œweirdā€ genders. In front of you is a computer. You are tasked to write a post in support of xenogenders and neopronouns without implying all their users are neurodivergent, children, or only exist online. There is no time limit. If you fail to accomplish this you will explode. Live or die, the choice is yours.
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smokegrassshakeass Ā· 2 months
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I FUCKING HAPPY NOISED SO HARD WHEN I SAW MY NAME!! ALL YOU CUNTS WITH NAMES LIKE STARS OR MOTH OR FUCKIN SQUEEBLECUM ARE SO VALID AND I LOVE YOU ALL
y'know what? fuck it! shout out to all my fellow "stereotypes!"
shoutout to my fellow autists who do feel like a kid in an adultā€™s body because their mind works differently. shoutout to my fellow systems who have alters that lash out, and/or alters of fictives from popular media. shoutout to my fellow bpd folks who get clingy and have abandonment issues. shoutout to the autists who act "robotic" and love trains or dinosaurs. shoutout to the people with OCD/OCPD who do get obsessions with cleanliness and orderliness, who do wash their hands over and over, who do lock and unlock the doors a specific number of times. shoutout to the people struggling with intrusive thoughts that do get the violent ones and the sexual ones, not just the self-injurious ones.
shoutout to my fellow flamboyant gays. shoutout to the lesbians who wear flannel and have buzzcuts. shoutout to the aces who like space and cake and dragons. shoutout to the aces who are stoic and don't have an interest in bonding with people even non-romantically. shoutout to the nbs with neopronouns and names like "star." shoutout to the queers(or otherwise lgbt+ folk if you don't use that term for yourself) who have dyed and cut hair, wear a shitload of pronoun pins, wear a rainbow binder that can be seen, and love talking about how much they love being part of the community.
shoutout to my fellow activists who yell and get mad. shoutout to my fellow activists who bring up the problems in things, even if it means "always making it political." shoutout to the feminists who don't wear bras or shave, and don't get along with men.
shoutout to the men who struggle with emotions. shoutout to the men who love blue and camo and trucks and fixing things and sports and hunting. shoutout to the women who cry easily. shoutout to the women who take hours getting ready. shoutout to the women who love pink and shopping and shoes and cooking and taking care of kids and cleaning.
i'm very white so i'll summarize the next one: shoutout to all the BIPOC fitting into "stereotypes" as well. if anyone who is BIPOC wants to give specific shout outs, go for it!
to anyone who fits these or any other "stereotypes":
You are not a stereotype. You are a person with traits and qualities. You are not doing anything wrong by being true to yourself, whether that means fitting expectations or not.
Anyone who hates whatever group you are in for these "stereotypes" would hate your group regardless; anyone who accuses you of "giving your group a bad name" is deflecting the hate onto you because it's easier to pretend that it's nothing they are doing that gets that hatred; the truth is, bigots are bigots and they will always find a "reason" to be hateful. You trying to avoid "stereotypes" will never change that.
(do not fucking clown on this post. you will not get a debate from me, you will get blocked.)
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smokegrassshakeass Ā· 2 months
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If you donā€™t know how to use someoneā€™s pronouns, just ask how to use those pronouns in a sentence!!
Someone going by neopronouns (even ones you don't like) does not mean that you use they/them pronouns instead!
It means that you use the person's pronouns!!
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smokegrassshakeass Ā· 3 months
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Cis men who like Joker: šŸ˜”šŸ˜°šŸ¤¬
Queer folks who like Joker: šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜˜
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smokegrassshakeass Ā· 3 months
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Remember, we donā€™t stop boycotting until Palestine and its people are free.
Your Stanley cup is not worth the lives of innocent children.
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smokegrassshakeass Ā· 3 months
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Estrogen cactus
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smokegrassshakeass Ā· 4 months
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I love making my characters sweet silly little guys so that I can later give them a fuck ton of trauma and absolutely destroy their cute little innocent brain
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smokegrassshakeass Ā· 4 months
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Bo Burnham is just Eminem for the gays
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smokegrassshakeass Ā· 4 months
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Fuck cohesive sentences, communicate in growls, grumbles, and groans instead
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smokegrassshakeass Ā· 4 months
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I wanna dress like a cunty Adam Sandler
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smokegrassshakeass Ā· 4 months
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Bottoms, Tops, we all hate cops!!
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[Image Description: a photograph of two white people wearing punk clothing, seemingly at a Pride parade. They are holding up a black sign with the words "Bottoms, tops, we all hate cops" in white, capitalized text. End Description.]
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